Dylan Richard is a dude.

popped over to France for the weekend to check on my parents. Wild trip, fun times.

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 07:28:00 -0500

popped over to France for the weekend to check on my parents. Wild trip, fun times.

holy crap. my fancy little stupid personal old-school how I used twitter seems to be working.

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 18:56:00 -0500

holy crap. my fancy little stupid personal old-school how I used twitter seems to be working.

"Conviction Collapse" and the End of Software as We Know It

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 20:42:00 +0000

Harper Reed coins ‘conviction collapse’ — the loss of the months you once needed to develop and defend product convictions, now compressed to days by AI. O’Reilly and Reed argue software is becoming a dynamic process rather than a fixed deliverable, with skills bundles replacing traditional products and creativity mattering more than capital efficiency.

Traffic is better with Wu-Tang.

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 09:31:00 -0500

Traffic is better with wu-tang.

Figure Out What I Think

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 12:00:00 +0000

I suck at making decisions. Not all decisions… I’m pretty good with easy ones, the ones where there’s a clear answer or at least a clear direction. Those I’ll rip through. But the ones that actually matter… the taste calls, the judgment calls, the ones where the answer depends on something I haven’t articulated yet… those I have to sit with. I’m an introvert. I process.

It takes a while.

Dropped a few random things at the garage..

Sat, 21 Feb 2026 20:40:34 +0000

Dropped a few random things at the garage..

The tresser tails that I ran on the rallye for a bit. Also. A mess of steering wheels and hubs from when i was fitting the new wheel for the rallye.

Some fun random things I picked up for some rainy day in the future… A NOS late GTI 16v fender (for g60 flares), and a NOS mk1 dealer install cruise control kit.

Latest addition to @detour.cars home for wayward g60s... A full neuspeed stg 3 drop in that might ju

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 02:48:51 +0000

Latest addition to @detour.cars home for wayward g60s… A full neuspeed stg 3 drop in that might just find its way to one of the mk2s.

But for now, go sit in the corner with your friends.

Also, anyone want that ecodiesel motor I have hiding behind it? I was gonna put it in a caddy long long ago, but have no more mk1s.

Very cold day, hanging out at this absolute treasure of a museum.

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 18:49:10 +0000

Very cold day, hanging out at this absolute treasure of a museum.

The Bruce Goff exhibit was inspiring - no pics, I just experienced it… Y’all should do the same.

The Chagall windows never disappoint. I’ve probably seen them hundreds of times at this point, and they are still moving each and every time.

A bit of a love letter to public art in Chicago. Art for all is so key. We should strive for more.

Took advantage of a long weekend to do a quick, slightly snowy, parts run.

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 03:28:18 +0000

Took advantage of a long weekend to do a quick, slightly snowy, parts run.

Sourced a bunch of fun, hard to find parts that I’m gonna need for a few projects I have planned in the coming years… Still need a few odds and ends, so if anyone has mk2/mk3 syncro stuff, I’m interested.

Also swung by and picked up some wheels I’ve always wanted that I snagged from @fish2556. Not sure where/when I’m gonna run them, but love em.

Cold and snowy at the dome. So we brought up a bit of warmth and color in the form of a few @dabsmyl...

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 17:33:09 +0000

Cold and snowy at the dome. So we brought up a bit of warmth and color in the form of a few @dabsmyla prints and an @huffpufftoys original.
Goals for this year is to get a bunch more things framed and hung.

New year, new @pvw_mag subscription. Now with more digital access!

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 16:17:00 +0000

New year, new @pvw_mag subscription. Now with more digital access!
Thanks for the reminder!

Fêted.

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 20:36:17 +0000

Fêted.
All the scamps.
Schrödinger’s present.
@piepiemydarling cake makes festivities festive.

One last post from my post-thanksgiving road trip.

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 16:09:00 +0000

One last post from my post-thanksgiving road trip.

Some stats:
1638: miles driven
37.2: gallons of diesel
5: states driven in
7: Corropolese tomato pies
2: times almost run off the road by a truck (PA!)
10: number of cars, trucks and busses(!) in ditches (Indiana!)

Some things I’m very thankful for on this trip:

the @vx_tuning retrofits.
312mm brake upgrade
heated seat swap
good snow tires
@clusters_by_litke cluster and goodies (w8 console, colormfa, etc)
friends old and new who help me get weirdo car parts
torque!

Very thankful I decided to leave early, there was some real sketchy aftermath on the way back that I’m glad I missed.

Sometimes sitting in stop and go traffic in the TDI feels like what I imagine double kick drumming w...

Sun, 30 Nov 2025 21:34:00 +0000

Sometimes sitting in stop and go traffic in the TDI feels like what I imagine double kick drumming would feel like in super slow mo. The Poconos are a nice place to be stuck in traffic, tho.

Just another day of diesel wagon doing diesel wagon shit.

Took off a bit early to try to avoid the snow in Chicago. The fancy daily/hauler drove did everythi...

Sat, 29 Nov 2025 19:44:00 +0000

Took off a bit early to try to avoid the snow in Chicago. The fancy daily/hauler drove did everything it was supposed to.

I had forgotten how well suited the TDI is to road trips… 6 hours with no stops is great for getting to Corropolese before they sell out of tomato pie, but it definitely cramps the driving leg.

The cupra rear beam bushings are a shocking night and day difference over the beat ass stock ones. It’s actually fun to drive the car again!

Ran by harbor freight for some supplies for a longer drive/parts run in the fancy daily. Couldn't pa...

Fri, 28 Nov 2025 10:22:00 +0000

Ran by harbor freight for some supplies for a longer drive/parts run in the fancy daily. Couldn’t pass up a little matching tool box for the Fire & Ice.

Is it the right purple? No.
Am I a reasonable person? Also no.
Would I buy it again? Of course 💜

Took a minute to get updated registration stickers on a few of the cars. The plates make me irration...

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 14:45:00 +0000

Took a minute to get updated registration stickers on a few of the cars. The plates make me irrationally happy.

The Fire & Ice plates finally showed up. I wasn’t sure they’d get approved with the political double meaning. It wasn’t intentional… but it’s absolutely a meaning I stand behind.

And with Thanksgiving here, I’m feeling grateful — not just for the cars (those are just machines), but for the people around them. Grateful for the friends who make this whole weird hobby worth it, and especially for my immigrant friends and the folks from all over the world who make my life louder, brighter, and infinitely better.

Was lucky enough to be up at the dome for the first snow of the season.

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 20:15:26 +0000

Was lucky enough to be up at the dome for the first snow of the season.

So peaceful.

So quiet.

So needed.

Swung by the garage to drop off another set of recaros for yet another project, and decided to get s...

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 17:56:00 +0000

Swung by the garage to drop off another set of recaros for yet another project, and decided to get snows on.

I apparently have a type when it comes to winter wheels…

Flat fives on the ID4, 17 inch Audi five spokes stacked in the back to bring home for the wagon.

Turns out, timing was great and we got a little dumped on this morning.

Just a few detail shots of some departures from OEM on the Rallye. My current rule for straying from...

Sat, 18 Oct 2025 18:43:00 +0000

Just a few detail shots of some departures from OEM on the Rallye. My current rule for straying from stock is simple: it has to matter, and it has to be better.

The @davies.motorsport.engineering handles encapsulate that perfectly — at a glance they could pass for OEM, but the moment you touch them it’s obvious: they’re way, way better. I’m now that idiot who makes every mk2 person try his door handles. They’re really that good.

It’s been a bit more than a week since @theeurodistrict, and I’m almost back to normal.⠀

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 10:19:00 +0000

It’s been a bit more than a week since @theeurodistrict, and I’m almost back to normal.⠀
As always, it was an incredible time — catching up with friends, relaxing, drooling over weird and wonderful cars, and somehow finding new corners of fun in Jeffersonville.

Huge thanks to @dinaheurotrash and Brad for putting together another fantastic show. It really is one of the best weekends of the year.

This one escalated quickly for me.

Brought the rallye down to @theeurodistrict - had a great caravan with @longballrally and @plzsgnl.....

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 13:41:00 +0000

Brought the rallye down to @theeurodistrict - had a great caravan with @longballrally and @plzsgnl… I would have said chill, but a few cars with no AC and mid 80s made it decidedly warm.

Finally running the set of momo r3s that @zealous_mfg redid for me a long time ago. I haven’t had the full set of centercaps on them ever… Super happy to have them out and about.

Also, @summitracing overnighted a small spline momo hub, so I was able to install my newly upholstered steering wheel… It really ties the room together. Huge thanks to @kustoms_byricky for the amazing work on that, the newly redone recaro lsc, and the kamei arm rest.

Got the rallye back from getting a couple things cleaned up at the body shop.

Sat, 27 Sep 2025 19:23:00 +0000

Got the rallye back from getting a couple things cleaned up at the body shop.

Finally fitted the grille badge from @oemcarstickers that I’ve been holding out on for about 5 years.

Have a small amount of @theeurodistrict prep to do to get this ready for later this week…

Gonna be a busy few days.

Got the rallye all buttoned up and moving again earlier this week. Had to literally knock the cobweb...

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 16:52:00 +0000

Got the rallye all buttoned up and moving again earlier this week. Had to literally knock the cobwebs off. What an absolute pleasure to drive.
It’s off getting some quickie paint and body and some upholstery stuff taken care of.
While it’s off at the shop, shuffled some other cars around so I could make some room in the garage for a new ridiculously colorful friend who should be showing up tonight.
Excited to share some very 80s colorful stuff later on.

Chip War: The Fight for the World's Most Critical Technology

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 20:12:57 +0000

Chip War: The Fight for the World’s Most Critical Technology by Chris Miller

The "I'd like the Rallye to run a little cooler" starter kit...

Sat, 02 Aug 2025 15:52:00 +0000

The “I’d like the Rallye to run a little cooler” starter kit…

A whole bunch of @autobahnautoworx goodies (VR corrado alu radiator, all the g60 coolant hoses, a bunch of billet water necks, and some boost hoses)
Fresh coat of paint on the factory intercooler and other metal pipes. Also a coat of paint on all the billet/alu things to give that faux-EM look.
Low temp tstat and 2 wire fan switch.
New @meyle_parts coolant bottle, a slew of @oemcarstickers I’ve been waiting to put back on, and some fresh powder on the rad support.

Finally getting around to posting some of my pics from @vwdays_official.

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 15:16:55 +0000

Finally getting around to posting some of my pics from @vwdays_official.

I mostly took pics of mk2s, and honestly, it was overwhelming. So many amazing mk2s.

Huge thanks to @clubgolfidf and @nenad_ferdinand_ for putting on such an amazing show. Will do everything I can to make it back next year.

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 08:39:00 +0000

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

The end of my mk2 pics. So good to see so many wildly high quality cars. Some really nice touches here that I draw inspiration from.

I have some mk3, polo and other pics that I’ll post up later… Seriously, the depth of quality can not be overstated. So much good stuff.

Huge thanks to @clubgolfidf and @nenad_ferdinand_ for putting on such an amazing show. Will do everything I can to make it back next year.

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 08:33:00 +0000

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

Even more mk2s. 2 of the cleaner, well executed VR swaps I’ve seen in a minute (also, I’m a sucker for audi handles…)

Then, for good measure, a bunch more Rallyes! (Including @retrowheelz_ which I previously saw stateside, so good to see again)

Huge thanks to @clubgolfidf and @nenad_ferdinand_ for putting on such an amazing show. Will do everything I can to make it back next year.

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 08:23:00 +0000

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

More mk2s, more Rallyes (with custom Rallye A8s ?!) and an inkling of all the cool stuff scattered throughout the show.

I had previously seen the beautiful dark blue 4dr at @loeshowofficial, but there are so many nice touches that there’s always more to see.

Also, some pics of the mind boggling OEM+ swap by atelier 282. To my mind, one of the nicest pieces of work I’ve seen. While it was great to see all of these cars together, I could have spent the whole day just finding more superbly executed OEM touches to this swap. Truly awe inspiring.

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 07:56:00 +0000

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

Even more mk2s, including a few stunning paint jobs, engine bays, wheels and sliding rags. An oettinger 16v that was breathtaking. And some absolutely wild attention to detail on a tan interior (wrapped baseball stitch turn signals?!)

Huge thanks to @clubgolfidf and @nenad_ferdinand_ for putting on such an amazing show. Will do everything I can to make it back next year.

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 07:48:00 +0000

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

More mk2s, a few more Rallyes , more diesel, and some very fun rare parts (headlight washers! All the Helios stuff, the Rallye eyebrow I need), one of the cleanest 8v engine bays I’ve seen. Also, a stunning oak green and a breathtaking brilliant blue metallic.

Huge thanks to @clubgolfidf and @nenad_ferdinand_ for putting on such an amazing show. Will do everything I can to make it back next year.

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 07:36:00 +0000

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

More mk2s, a few more of the many Rallyes, some creative mods, some diesel to make me happy, and clean wheels and enviable cars.

Huge thanks to @clubgolfidf and @nenad_ferdinand_ for putting on such an amazing show. Will do everything I can to make it back next year.

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 07:28:00 +0000

Some more of my pics from @vwdays_official.

Most mk2s, including a very cool full kit voomerman GTI, and more Rallyes than I’ve ever seen in the same place (this is only some… More to come).

Huge thanks to @clubgolfidf and @nenad_ferdinand_ for putting on such an amazing show. Will do everything I can to make it back next year.

Finally getting around to posting some of my pics from @vwdays_official.

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 07:16:00 +0000

Finally getting around to posting some of my pics from @vwdays_official.

I mostly took pics of mk2s, and honestly, it was overwhelming. So many amazing mk2s.

Huge thanks to @clubgolfidf and @nenad_ferdinand_ for putting on such an amazing show. Will do everything I can to make it back next year.

Made a bit of progress on the Rallye tonight. Old radiator is out, and a dry fit of the new @autobah...

Sat, 28 Jun 2025 19:34:00 +0000

Made a bit of progress on the Rallye tonight. Old radiator is out, and a dry fit of the new @autobahnautoworx radiator and other assorted parts.

I gotta say, the @autobahnautoworx stuff has no business being as good as it is. Seriously, the radiator looks like it will just drop right in, and every single measurement of note is spot on. Even the factory front mount intercooler will bolt right up.

Stopped by Cars at Lincoln Common with @longballrally, mostly just to see @ev_garage and their beaut...

Sat, 28 Jun 2025 18:39:00 +0000

Stopped by Cars at Lincoln Common with @longballrally, mostly just to see @ev_garage and their beautiful mk3 giveaway car. It’s really amazingly well done, and particularly beautiful with the city as a backdrop.

Head to ev-garage.com for your chance to own it.

Also, always love seeing their VR swapped cabby. They really build outstanding cars.

Scenes from Paris that made me think of my cars.

Sat, 28 Jun 2025 14:47:00 +0000

Scenes from Paris that made me think of my cars.

Still super jettlagged from my trip.

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 17:17:00 +0000

Still super jettlagged from my trip.

Wasn’t really planning on starting on this, but… Looks like I am.

Whoops.

Gotta get some cleanup going on the Rallye, and see about putting on all the (incredibly nice and) cool @autobahnautoworx parts I got for it that have been sitting for too long!

Lucked into seeing one of these in the wild.

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 12:32:00 +0000

Lucked into seeing one of these in the wild.

I love my ID4, but I really would love to have a fun small electric car available stateside.

A little bit of @eurotrashapparel / @theeurodistrict and @pvw_mag at a very hot but very cool @vwday...

Fri, 20 Jun 2025 05:29:00 +0000

A little bit of @eurotrashapparel / @theeurodistrict and @pvw_mag at a very hot but very cool @vwdays_official with @xjamiexoe and @car_men_mk1.

Once I get a chance to catch up, I have pics of many (most?) of the mk2s that I’ll post up. Super cool to see so many cars that I know from pics.

L’année prochaine, peut-être que je pourrais revenir avec une voiture… Si quelqu’un en Europe vend un Citystromer, une Limited ou un autre truc débile, j’aimerais bien en discuter.

Before, during, and after getting some of the dust off.

Sun, 18 May 2025 11:47:00 +0000

Before, during, and after getting some of the dust off.

Also, fixed the wipers in the driveway. They’ve been wonky since I took everything apart when I redid the hood after I broke the motor last year.

Also, got stopped by a Jamaican family who told me they loved the rastafarian colors! 🇯🇲

Anywho, nice day for it… Now to play with green car in the garage.

💛💚💙♥️

Welp.

Sat, 17 May 2025 16:49:00 +0000

Welp.

Didn’t have this on my bingo card for this year.

Everything is dirty.

Gonna be a whole lotta washing in my near future…

One of my favorite things to add to cars is a matching bag and tool roll from @scrape_empire.

Fri, 16 May 2025 00:51:31 +0000

One of my favorite things to add to cars is a matching bag and tool roll from @scrape_empire.

When he posted up the harlequin set he just did, I needed to have the yellow base for my yellow base.

As usual, the quality is amazing.

It makes for a hell of an upgrade from my old tool roll and harlequin ziptie holder.

♥️💙💚💛

One of my favorite things to add to cars is a matching bag and tool roll from @scrape_empire.

Thu, 15 May 2025 16:51:00 +0000

One of my favorite things to add to cars is a matching bag and tool roll from @scrape_empire.

When he posted up the harlequin set he just did, I needed to have the yellow base for my yellow base.

As usual, the quality is amazing.

It makes for a hell of an upgrade from my old tool roll and harlequin ziptie holder.

♥️💙💚💛

Shuffled cars around so got to drive a bunch of em.

Sun, 11 May 2025 13:21:00 +0000

Shuffled cars around so got to drive a bunch of em.

Mk4 wagon (now with summers again)
harlequin (now in the sometimes drive spot)
green car (identified some tweaks I wanna make over the next year… In the work spot of the home garage)
Then spent the afternoon cleaning the garage with @longballrally.
mystery mk3 (a project for another year)
Helios (a really stupid thing I’m doing)
a marginally clean garage! (Now with some clear next steps to make it easier to use)

Swapped the summers back on to the mk4.

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 07:47:00 +0000

Swapped the summers back on to the mk4.

Also, accidentally lowered the harbor freight furniture dolly engine stand. Hashtag tilty wheels. Hashtag camber gang.

The snow's all gone, but the forest isn't really green again yet.

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:08:28 +0000

The snow’s all gone, but the forest isn’t really green again yet.

Lovely spring day, regardless.

Good parts day!

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 19:15:00 +0000

Good parts day!

Some parts arrived to build up the TDI swap on the Helios including the biggest box I’ve received in a hot minute. (AFN downpipe, silly test intercooler, and a fun rarer MK2 belly pan).

And, some other fun parts! I got one of my nearly new italvolantis back- we tossed it in @longballrally’s coupe damn near 15 years ago. Also, @longballrally got me a beautiful brown and black italvolanti steering wheel for my collection as a surprise thank you.

It's false spring, so I took advantage to drive the harlequin around a bit and go knock the dust off...

Sun, 09 Mar 2025 14:11:00 +0000

It’s false spring, so I took advantage to drive the harlequin around a bit and go knock the dust off of it. Turns out, it looks decidedly better not covered in dust.

The neuspeed charger is such a fun little upgrade. Love to hear the slight whine. The short shifter will tide me over for a bit until I decide to put an 02a in it… The stock shifter throw is wild…

Got to drive the harlequin again after I broke it a while back. After half-assed futzing with it her...

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 18:16:00 +0000

Got to drive the harlequin again after I broke it a while back. After half-assed futzing with it here and there for far too long, I finally took it to @mobileonetuning to fix it.
Turns out, the mounts for the neuspeed supercharger are important, lol.
New custom mounts, new euro rad support and some other little tweaks and all is well again!
I also threw on a repainted hood since some ice chunks messed up the paint a few years back. Gonna need to get new washer nozzles before I drive in the rain again, lol.

Little unboxing of a thing I've been looking for for a while; that I was able to snag from @mbmotorw...

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 18:35:00 +0000

Little unboxing of a thing I’ve been looking for for a while; that I was able to snag from @mbmotorwagen on eBay…

An @ottomobile.officiel 1:18 Rallye Golf (OT056) that’s (almost) a match for mine!

It is so incredibly gorgeous in person. The quality and detail is truly remarkable.

Gotta say, this one takes up a whole lot less space than the full sized one ;)

Still on the lookout for a Monty Green Golf Country (OT143) to match the country.

Chicago bound!

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 15:14:57 +0000

Chicago bound!

I always find it fun to see the SFO runways from 101.

Thanks for the nice weather for a few days. Excited to head back to an unseasonably warm Chicago!

It's been a hot minute since I've been in the bay area.

Sat, 25 Jan 2025 18:05:08 +0000

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve been in the bay area.

Got an extra flyby of the south bay since there was already a plane on our runway.

But, I still made the rainbow bus with literal seconds to spare.

It was delightfully creepy and warm out this evening.

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 22:42:33 +0000

It was delightfully creepy and warm out this evening.

We were all together, so we celebrated by getting all gussied up and going to the theater!

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 19:50:55 +0000

We were all together, so we celebrated by getting all gussied up and going to the theater!

(I wore my finest @heavyslime hat)

The show was very impressive; well acted and sung. Overall a great experience.

Apparently my children are going to drop a great early 2000s indie rock album.

All joking aside, it was a great time to reflect on how lucky I am. Love this family and love being all together!

Cold cold night calls for a warm and cozy indoors.

Sat, 21 Dec 2024 20:55:00 +0000

Cold cold night calls for a warm and cozy indoors.

…and dessert.

Happy solstice, y’all!

ID4 all done up in winter mode.

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 05:13:00 +0000

ID4 all done up in winter mode.

The flat fives and Yokohama ice guards are slightly lighter than the stock 20s, so it ends up being about neutral on range.

Today may have been the last warm day of the year, so I took advantage to tinker on the Rallye for t...

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 19:49:00 +0000

Today may have been the last warm day of the year, so I took advantage to tinker on the Rallye for the last time this year.

The passenger front Vega has slowly but surely leaked since I relipped it. I decided to pull the Oz’s so I can deal with that.

Since I had the “real” wheels ready to go on, I decided to do a full test fit. I had these wheels rebuilt a few years back and absolutely screwed up the math on the rear wheels. I had fit them a few months back and the rears were almost an inch too wide. Doh!

I was really getting frustrated with these classics. A bit skinny and too high of an offset for my l...

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 13:39:00 +0000

I was really getting frustrated with these classics. A bit skinny and too high of an offset for my liking, and the centercaps can’t fit with my adapters.
Happy to have grabbed this set of A8 five spokes. They’re an inch wider than the classics at 17x8 - and with the slightly reduced offset, they fill the wheel wells damn near perfectly.
Figured since I was getting less salty, I may as well give the car the same opportunity.

Well, it's been a few months, so it must be time for another tree! Lolcry

Sat, 23 Nov 2024 13:30:43 +0000

Well, it’s been a few months, so it must be time for another tree! Lolcry

Storms this week uprooted two half dead trees that I had been meaning to remove. One of them (the furthest from the house) clipped the railing and the edge of the porch.

If the tree had fallen about 18" in another direction, it would have missed the house completely. On the other hand, a few feet in the other direction and it would have taken out some painfully expensive windows. So, overall I’ll take this as a win.

Turns out that the center caps that came with the wheels I'm gonna run on green car were not the rig...

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 15:54:00 +0000

Turns out that the center caps that came with the wheels I’m gonna run on green car were not the right ones. Instead they were slightly too large OZ caps shoved into the hole. They were all broken and didn’t hold at all.

3D printer to the rescue.

With the help of my friends Claude, OpenSCAD, some calipers and a LOT of trial and error, I now have caps that properly fit the wheels, yay!

Did some old fashioned badge tuning on the green car. The black badge cleans up the holes and will f...

Sun, 10 Nov 2024 13:52:00 +0000

Did some old fashioned badge tuning on the green car. The black badge cleans up the holes and will fit the look so well once everything is smoked.
It used to have a Jetta GL badge. The GTD badge makes me giggle, but it seems fair given the monster TDI in the bay and all the gli goodies in it. I’ll probably need to black it out to be really happy with it, but the giggle factor is there.
I still need to swap the head gasket on it, then get a couple dyno runs in. ..and swap the correct matching recaro door cards waiting to go in. Maybe also put a muffler on so my neighbors don’t hate me.
As soon as it’s actually dry out I’ll also take all the leaves off of it, lol.

I was embarrassed at how dirty the Rallye was just sitting in my garage. In a futile attempt to reli...

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 15:13:00 +0000

I was embarrassed at how dirty the Rallye was just sitting in my garage. In a futile attempt to relieve some stress, I took it over to the car wash to knock the dust off. Gonna do some more quick cleanup later this week, then put it under a cover.

Need to replace the cooling system and finish up the “real” wheels for it before spring.

I also threw the snows on the wagon, because it’ll be here sooner than we’d all like. I have run the classix as winter wheels for long enough that I’m pretty tired of them.

Getting green car fall ready. (To sit until spring, lol)

Sun, 03 Nov 2024 15:18:00 +0000

Getting green car fall ready. (To sit until spring, lol)

My hella smoked are gonna go on the Helios, so stockers it is, for now… Though I’ll probably end up tinting these before too long.

I really don’t know how I ended up with 2 MK2 Jettas with clear tails, lol.

So many sevens on these dailies in the last day or so.

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 12:30:00 +0000

So many sevens on these dailies in the last day or so.

Also, I love that @matt_litke built cluster in the mk4. One of the best creature comfort upgrades I’ve ever made.

Finally getting around to posting a few pics of the wagon from a few weeks ago when @longballrally ...

Sun, 27 Oct 2024 17:03:00 +0000

Finally getting around to posting a few pics of the wagon from a few weeks ago when @longballrally and I bombed down to @theeurodistrict. An outstanding time as per usual. Only a few parts fell off, making for a pretty uneventful drive ;)

It’s unseasonably warm, so swapping back to the phaeton wheels to enjoy the rest of this fake summer.

Snows will have to go on soon enough.

I love those AMGs, but I think they may be too dark. Might redo the centers next year. Peanut butter windows and brushed faces on there too?

Was able to duck in and check out @kaylamay_art's new show. Such an absolute joy to see it all.

Sun, 20 Oct 2024 13:37:00 +0000

Was able to duck in and check out @kaylamay_art’s new show. Such an absolute joy to see it all.

Am still taking in this piece that absolutely took my breath away.

Thank you so much @kaylamay_art for continuing to share your art.

Collecting up some parts for rebuilding the Helios.

Sat, 19 Oct 2024 16:09:00 +0000

Collecting up some parts for rebuilding the Helios.
If anyone has any rear Helios power door cards or a Jetta w/sunroof headliner, I’m buying.

Poison (Dismas Hardy, #17)

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 01:44:49 +0000

Poison (Dismas Hardy, #17) by John Lescroart

The Keeper (Dismas Hardy, #15)

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 04:23:18 +0000

The Keeper (Dismas Hardy, #15) by John Lescroart

The Fall (Dismas Hardy, #16)

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 04:22:52 +0000

The Fall (Dismas Hardy, #16) by John Lescroart

A Certain Justice (Abe Glitsky #1)

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 00:00:00 +0000

A Certain Justice (Abe Glitsky #1) by John Lescroart

The Ophelia Cut (Dismas Hardy, #14)

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 00:00:00 +0000

The Ophelia Cut (Dismas Hardy, #14) by John Lescroart

Bocce and umbrella drinks on a Monday night.

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 18:12:40 +0000

Bocce and umbrella drinks on a Monday night.

The sun is very bright.

And some @nofx to wrap up the night.

Sat, 21 Sep 2024 22:04:55 +0000

And some @nofx to wrap up the night.

Really glad we all got to see them together.

Thanks for the music, we’ll keep listening.

@miloochs and Felix watching @descendents put on an amazing hour.

Sat, 21 Sep 2024 20:21:01 +0000

@miloochs and Felix watching @descendents put on an amazing hour.
A joy to hear both kids singing along to most, including suburban home… Maybe later we’ll work on learning irony.

If @deadmilkmenofficial is in town, I'm going to see them.

Sat, 21 Sep 2024 15:08:47 +0000

If @deadmilkmenofficial is in town, I’m going to see them.

Add the rest of my family and @handlebarchicago, and it’s bests all around!

A Plague of Secrets (Dismas Hardy #13)

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000

A Plague of Secrets (Dismas Hardy #13) by John Lescroart

Quick garage visit. I gotta get started on this Helios sometime soon.

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 17:44:00 +0000

Quick garage visit. I gotta get started on this Helios sometime soon.

Betrayal (Dismas Hardy, #12)

Sat, 07 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Betrayal (Dismas Hardy, #12) by John Lescroart

The Hunt Club (Wyatt Hunt, #1)

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 00:00:00 +0000

The Hunt Club (Wyatt Hunt, #1) by John Lescroart

Cleveland Museum of Art...

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 11:44:49 +0000

Cleveland Museum of Art…

Some are I liked, some art that reminded me of people and some @heavyslime art I brought with me.

The Mercy Rule (Dismas Hardy, #5)

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 15:51:57 +0000

The Mercy Rule (Dismas Hardy, #5) by John Lescroart

The Hearing (Dismas Hardy #7)

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 15:51:48 +0000

The Hearing (Dismas Hardy #7) by John Lescroart

The Oath (Dismas Hardy, #8)

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 15:51:39 +0000

The Oath (Dismas Hardy, #8) by John Lescroart

Hard Evidence (Dismas Hardy, #3)

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Hard Evidence (Dismas Hardy, #3) by John Lescroart

Nothing but the Truth (Dismas Hardy, #6)

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Nothing but the Truth (Dismas Hardy, #6) by John Lescroart

The First Law (Dismas Hardy #9)

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 00:00:00 +0000

The First Law (Dismas Hardy #9) by John Lescroart

The Motive (Dismas Hardy #11)

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 00:00:00 +0000

The Motive (Dismas Hardy #11) by John Lescroart

The Second Chair (Dismas Hardy #10)

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 00:00:00 +0000

The Second Chair (Dismas Hardy #10) by John Lescroart

The Vig (Dismas Hardy #2)

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 00:00:00 +0000

The Vig (Dismas Hardy #2) by John Lescroart

Treating ourselves to some delicious vegan food.

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 19:19:50 +0000

Treating ourselves to some delicious vegan food.

The 13th Juror (Dismas Hardy, #4)

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 00:00:00 +0000

The 13th Juror (Dismas Hardy, #4) by John Lescroart

Tree: 0

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 22:44:54 +0000

Tree: 0
Dome: 0
Calling this one a draw.
Came up to the dome late last week to find a tree resting on the top thanks to a big storm last week. Some local magicians were able to get the tree off, and we managed to not have any roof damage!

New hat that I got hanging out with @tolar and proof of life.

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 20:35:54 +0000

New hat that I got hanging out with @tolar and proof of life.
Still here doing things.

Hey there rabbit!

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 16:37:00 +0000

Hey there rabbit!

Whole lotta cobwebs and dust and helicopter seeds blown off. Country is such a weirdo car, and it's ...

Sun, 09 Jun 2024 12:42:00 +0000

Whole lotta cobwebs and dust and helicopter seeds blown off. Country is such a weirdo car, and it’s so fun to drive around… It might be time to start modifying it though…

Switched over all the way to the 15" Le Castellets so I can scavenge the tires from the 3 spokes.

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 16:02:00 +0000

Switched over all the way to the 15" Le Castellets so I can scavenge the tires from the 3 spokes.
Test fit the new wheels for this car (no pics yet) and I can’t remember a time I’ve been happier about a wheel and fitment.. and I have a few wheels to be happy about.

Also pulled the battery out of the country to charge it overnight… It didn’t get driven enough over winter, so I gotta bring it back

Lunch @vanguardmilwaukee means Felix gets root beer.

Sun, 26 May 2024 13:22:21 +0000

Lunch @vanguardmilwaukee means Felix gets root beer.

A little slice of springtime.

Sat, 25 May 2024 17:59:56 +0000

A little slice of springtime.

New (old) music in the mail day!

Tue, 21 May 2024 17:29:15 +0000

New (old) music in the mail day!

Finally getting off my ass and getting green car moving again. Drove it around the block today, and ...

Fri, 03 May 2024 15:21:00 +0000

Finally getting off my ass and getting green car moving again. Drove it around the block today, and scared the crap outta my neighbors. Will probably need to get a muffler sooner rather than later.
I’m so excited to have some of my old weirdo rare parts back, and so glad they’re on this car. Thanks again @logirz for everything you did.

Hopefully this year:

smoked tails
clean everything
try on some other wheels
raise it up an inch
figure out some windshield washer stuff
get a @blackforestindustries knob
make it a lil bit quieter
have a blast getting stupid mpg and all the torques

Spring is coming...

Sun, 31 Mar 2024 10:37:00 +0000

Spring is coming…
About to hit 3 years with the ID4 and just crossed over 66k.
Truly a great, well balanced vehicle. Looking forward to another 66k.
Also, @vw, I would love a smaller id GTX hatch or an id wagon GTX stateside… I might need a 10th vw soon ;)

Did that democracy thing

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 16:57:58 +0000

Did that democracy thing

Milo came home for a surprise visit for Felix's birthday!

Sat, 24 Feb 2024 10:58:52 +0000

Milo came home for a surprise visit for Felix’s birthday!

Felix was completely surprised when I came back from my “event” last night and his brother was at the door.

And so, we celebrate!

And in this family, celebration means @handlebarchicago.

No Second Chance

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 00:00:00 +0000

No Second Chance by Harlan Coben

Taking stock...

Sat, 03 Feb 2024 17:03:00 +0000

Taking stock…

I’m probably never gonna get to this Citroën. I’ve got a few mk2s in line before it.

So…

Anyone want a 1971 Citroën D Special? It needs some work, I need some room.

IMHO it is one of the coolest cars ever made.

So excited to finally get this beautiful @coleypierce piece up to the dome.

Sun, 21 Jan 2024 15:07:06 +0000

So excited to finally get this beautiful @coleypierce piece up to the dome.

I propped it up in the kitchen to snap these pics, but it looks so good there that it might be its new home.

I’ll try it a few different places next time.

I still can’t get over how beautiful this piece is, and how amazingly it fits in the dome. Thank you again @coleypierce for this gorgeous piece.

Got a new rug for the family room portion of the main floor.

Sat, 20 Jan 2024 12:22:58 +0000

Got a new rug for the family room portion of the main floor.
It really ties the room together.
Gonna get some different ottomans so it reads a little less brown, overall really excited for this addition!

Snow Day!

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 10:53:10 +0000

Snow Day!

Appropriate attire from @heavyslime.

Got the stove a bit too hot tonight and cracked one of the glass panels.

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 22:33:10 +0000

Got the stove a bit too hot tonight and cracked one of the glass panels.

Planning on replacing the stove soon with a similar style that I need to refurbish a bit, but still… Luckily, I know where to get replacement tempered glass for these 😳

Cool night calls for a fire.

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 21:14:08 +0000

Cool night calls for a fire.

Getting ready to see @thelemonheadsofficial with this crew.

Fri, 29 Dec 2023 19:59:57 +0000

Getting ready to see @thelemonheadsofficial with this crew.

Circle of life...

Sun, 17 Dec 2023 14:32:00 +0000

Circle of life…
The caddy that I’ve been hoarding for like 20 years left to a very good home.
That left me with space in the home garage where I could tuck the new RSs and the Rallye away for winter.
Hopefully I’ll fill the other space with a very special Xmas gift from @logirz.

Every day is a good day for some @ihateyoutheband

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 16:35:19 +0000

Every day is a good day for some @ihateyoutheband

It was time for some new snows for the mk4.

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 17:38:00 +0000

It was time for some new snows for the mk4.
Hopefully these will make their way onto the car later this week…

One of my favorite changes to the mk4 this past year are these phaeton challenge wheels.

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 11:33:00 +0000

One of my favorite changes to the mk4 this past year are these phaeton challenge wheels.

I’ve wanted these wheels for a long time - they’re pretty (imo), strong, and relatively light… But the stock finish always left me wanting.

So, I had @crowncustomschicago color match the windows to the peanut butter interior I added a few years back, and machine finish the faces.

On their own, they’re a tiny little hint of what the car is hiding. But with the doors open or the windows down, they’re the breadcrumbs leading me inside to the awesomeness.

Got me the @leencustoms version of the Rallye Golf.

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 20:18:00 +0000

Got me the @leencustoms version of the Rallye Golf.

Felix and I celebrating at @handlebarchicago for their 20th.

Sat, 04 Nov 2023 19:18:55 +0000

Felix and I celebrating at @handlebarchicago for their 20th.

Mere moments before this I ran into a whole slew of OFA folk that I haven’t seen in forever, which was a special and unexpected treat.

Hope to take the Rallye on a final drive this week before winter comes and takes the car fun away.

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 06:33:00 +0000

Hope to take the Rallye on a final drive this week before winter comes and takes the car fun away.

First up, gotta fix a slow leak in that front passenger wheel.

I might be too far to get a hoagie on the regular, but @wawa is gonna keep me warm this season.

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 10:40:46 +0000

I might be too far to get a hoagie on the regular, but @wawa is gonna keep me warm this season.

A walk in the woods when the leaves start to turn.

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 15:57:18 +0000

A walk in the woods when the leaves start to turn.

Love to see @chemaskandal's work in the wild.

Sun, 15 Oct 2023 21:37:28 +0000

Love to see @chemaskandal’s work in the wild.

Also, love the art and the message.

Previous pic with this @sazerac_stitches sconce didn't do it justice. A small preserved bit of natur...

Sun, 15 Oct 2023 14:30:40 +0000

Previous pic with this @sazerac_stitches sconce didn’t do it justice. A small preserved bit of nature whenever we need it.

Also, finally got the fridge sitting straight, which pleases me greatly.

Surprise present from @longballrally!

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 14:26:00 +0000

Surprise present from @longballrally!
Absolutely gorgeous work from @scrape_empire.

This is good motivation to get moving building out my Helios. Also, I got a Helios project, lol.

Let's try that again...

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 11:16:00 +0000

Let’s try that again…

I did a bad job of getting the side skirts and rear valance mounted before @loeshowofficial , so off they come to do a better job before I head down to @theeurodistrict.

This time I used some zip ties, so it’s gotta be better.

I love how this kitchen ended up.

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 23:09:26 +0000

I love how this kitchen ended up.
The lights (the green PH5 by Louis Poulsen and a botanico by @sazerac_stitches), the trees, the greens, the wood.
Just so peaceful.

Fresh Chagall on the hood for the harlequin.

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 16:50:00 +0000

Fresh Chagall on the hood for the harlequin.
Excited to get these and the fresh fenders on soon.. as soon as I get the motor running again, lol.

Found (Mickey Bolitar, #3)

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Found (Mickey Bolitar, #3) by Harlan Coben

Missing You

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Missing You by Harlan Coben

Seconds Away (Mickey Bolitar, #2)

Sat, 16 Sep 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Seconds Away (Mickey Bolitar, #2) by Harlan Coben

Caught some hooligans snooping.

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 11:32:39 +0000

Caught some hooligans snooping.

Brazen, in broad daylight. Sometimes a whole crew!

Fool Me Once

Sun, 10 Sep 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Fool Me Once by Harlan Coben

Also, rearranged the driveway so I can drive the rallye a bit more before it gets cold.

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 19:28:00 +0000

Also, rearranged the driveway so I can drive the rallye a bit more before it gets cold.
Does not get old seeing either of them.

Many thanks to @longballrally for helping get the final pieces put together so we (+ @ska.zda) can h...

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 19:25:00 +0000

Many thanks to @longballrally for helping get the final pieces put together so we (+ @ska.zda) can head out to @loeshowofficial later this week.

The front end shot looks pretty, but it’s hiding a lot of tape holding things in place. Hopefully all the pieces make it to Pottstown 😂

Shelter (Micky Bolitar, #1)

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Shelter (Micky Bolitar, #1) by Harlan Coben

Getting that wagon ready for the @loeshowofficial road trip.

Sun, 27 Aug 2023 14:20:00 +0000

Getting that wagon ready for the @loeshowofficial road trip.

new gli sized brakes are on
fresh @solowerksinc coils, along with the rest of the suspension
swapped the ccm so my dome lights work again
new wacky tails are on

Left to do before Wednesday:

put on the new rear valance
put on the side skirts
realign the headlights
try to get some of the sap off of it

Thanks @mobileonetuning for your help getting the bulk of that done, and @longballrally for the help with the rest of it!

A few of my favorites from @checkeditout.io earlier today.

Sat, 26 Aug 2023 14:14:00 +0000

A few of my favorites from @checkeditout.io earlier today.

Some absolutely breathtaking pieces of machinery.

Thanks for hanging out @longballrally!

A quick birthday introduction to Philly, which, to me, apparently just means food and Quakerism (and...

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 13:59:49 +0000

A quick birthday introduction to Philly, which, to me, apparently just means food and Quakerism (and some history thrown in, just without pictures).
Was great to share some of my favorite places from over the years with him and try some new ones together.
Happy birthday Monk.

The Stranger

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +0000

The Stranger by Harlan Coben

Got some spare fenders painted up for the harlequin, since the current driver's fender has a dent fr...

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 19:07:00 +0000

Got some spare fenders painted up for the harlequin, since the current driver’s fender has a dent from catching a piece of ice when I first drove it home.
The hood is off getting some paint, too…
Gonna try to get a few things refreshed before @theeurodistrict

Win (Windsor Horne Lockwood III, #1)

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Win (Windsor Horne Lockwood III, #1) by Harlan Coben

This early Milo Baughman we scored from @k2modern a while back makes for a perfect morning reading n...

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 19:06:18 +0000

This early Milo Baughman we scored from @k2modern a while back makes for a perfect morning reading nook.
Also, that @dittohouse throw makes me happy every time I see it.

Baby's last @handlebarchicago before heading off to school.

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 11:27:56 +0000

Baby’s last @handlebarchicago before heading off to school.

Can't really feel my fingers anymore, but the surface of the country isn't like 87% sap anymore.

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 14:31:00 +0000

Can’t really feel my fingers anymore, but the surface of the country isn’t like 87% sap anymore.

Also threw a fairing on so I can drive up to @koolerbythelake and not just be entirely wind noise.

Fatal

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Fatal by John Lescroart

A nice hike out the front door leads to these views. Breathtaking both for the views and for the uph...

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 12:50:33 +0000

A nice hike out the front door leads to these views. Breathtaking both for the views and for the uphill climb.
Amazing to see the vultures up close where they’re flying.
Also, there’s a dome hidden in those woods!

After far too long, we got the windows cleaned at the dome.

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 16:57:56 +0000

After far too long, we got the windows cleaned at the dome.
It’s amazing how much light and nature comes in now.
Then we went and visited some nature up close, and it was spectacular.

What a pleasant place to sit with a good book.

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 10:23:38 +0000

What a pleasant place to sit with a good book.

I Will Find You

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +0000

★★★★★ - I Will Find You by Harlan Coben

Nice day for a mid day back to back drive.

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 14:33:04 +0000

Nice day for a mid day back to back drive.
The mk4 feels like driving a space marshmallow after the mk2.
Pretty pleased with that driveway after a quick rinse of the mk4.

Damage (Abe Glitsky #3)

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Damage (Abe Glitsky #3) by John Lescroart

Picked the Rallye Golf up from @mobileonetuning after some tweaks, tuning and long deferred maintena...

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 16:43:19 +0000

Picked the Rallye Golf up from @mobileonetuning after some tweaks, tuning and long deferred maintenance.
Finally got a bit of seat time, and this car is an absolute joy to drive. Excited to take a few longer drives soon and shake it down a bit more.

Recent-ish additions - @kw_suspension V1s, OZ Vega wheels I had lying around (made nicer by @crowncustomschicago), @vx_tuning bi-led projectors and smoked turns, and a full BBM charger rebuild with a littler pulley.

The Match (Wilde, #2)

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000

★★★★★ - The Match (Wilde, #2) by Harlan Coben

Some sculptures and some flowers and a nice walk with family.

Sun, 30 Jul 2023 22:57:45 +0000

Some sculptures and some flowers and a nice walk with family.

The Color of Money: Black Banks and the Racial Wealth Gap

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 18:46:35 +0000

★★★★★ - The Color of Money: Black Banks and the Racial Wealth Gap by Mehrsa Baradaran

Small Is Beautiful in the 21st Century: The legacy of E.F. Schumacher (17) (Schumacher Briefings)

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 18:46:19 +0000

★★★★★ - Small Is Beautiful in the 21st Century: The legacy of E.F. Schumacher (17) (Schumacher Briefings) by Diana Schumacher

Amazons, Abolitionists, and Activists: A Graphic History of Women's Fight for Their Rights

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 18:46:07 +0000

★★★★★ - Amazons, Abolitionists, and Activists: A Graphic History of Women’s Fight for Their Rights by Mikki Kendall

Hood Feminism: Notes from the Women That a Movement Forgot

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 18:46:00 +0000

★★★★★ - Hood Feminism: Notes from the Women That a Movement Forgot by Mikki Kendall

Non-Bullshit Innovation: Radical Ideas from the World’s Smartest Minds

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 18:45:55 +0000

★★★★☆ - Non-Bullshit Innovation: Radical Ideas from the World’s Smartest Minds by David Rowan

2014 D&D Core Rulebooks (Dungeons & Dragons Gift Set)

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 18:45:40 +0000

★★★★★ - 2014 D&D Core Rulebooks (Dungeons & Dragons Gift Set) by Wizards of the Coast

Trillion Dollar Coach: The Leadership Handbook of Silicon Valley’s Bill Campbell

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 18:45:37 +0000

★★★★★ - Trillion Dollar Coach: The Leadership Handbook of Silicon Valley’s Bill Campbell by Eric Schmidt

The Boy from the Woods (Wilde, #1)

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000

The Boy from the Woods (Wilde, #1) by Harlan Coben

Dem high efficiency blue cars

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 16:27:15 +0000

Dem high efficiency blue cars

Treasure Hunt (Wyatt Hunt, #2)

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Treasure Hunt (Wyatt Hunt, #2) by John Lescroart

One of the mk2s and the mk4.

Sun, 23 Apr 2023 21:56:48 +0000

One of the mk2s and the mk4.
Excited to drive the mk2 a bit more this summer.
Also, got the summers on the mk4 and have been loving them.

Spring time school bus. Had to knock some dust, pollen and flowers off.

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 09:42:55 +0000

Spring time school bus. Had to knock some dust, pollen and flowers off.

After the requisite few minutes getting used to the slightly weird shifting, and letting the isv remember how to do its job, it was smooth sailing.

It really is such a hilariously fun (slow) little car.

Electric car in nature.

Sun, 19 Feb 2023 14:56:24 +0000

Electric car in nature.
Family walk, one acting the fool, then looking like Winnie the Pooh.

So thankful for this lovely weather.

Warm enough out to knock (some of) the salt off.

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 09:22:15 +0000

Warm enough out to knock (some of) the salt off.

School bus this snowy morning.

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 09:06:13 +0000

School bus this snowy morning.

Slightly more lo-tech than the ID4.

It was unseasonably warm out, almost no traffic, blasting music, and @crowncustomschicago finished t...

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 17:11:36 +0000

It was unseasonably warm out, almost no traffic, blasting music, and @crowncustomschicago finished the summer wheels…

Felt like spring… Probably back to wintertime tomorrow.

Dropped off some wheels @crowncustomschicago for the mk4 for next spring.

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 17:46:27 +0000

Dropped off some wheels @crowncustomschicago for the mk4 for next spring.
Realized I probably should have put my snow tires on last night.

Mk4 wagon all back together and back in the daily rotation.

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 09:47:08 +0000

Mk4 wagon all back together and back in the daily rotation.

Loving the cleaned up front end. Forgot how nice it is to drive.

Moved the country to the driveway to be with the other VW SUV.

Had a great time this past weekend running the country down to @theeurodistrict with @longballrally.

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 22:00:23 +0000

Had a great time this past weekend running the country down to @theeurodistrict with @longballrally.

Was great to meet @indiana_mkii_monty - if we average our cars I’m pretty sure we get a stock golf.
Also, an absolute joy to geek out over @1oak74pat’s Count.:Ry and compare and contrast with the country.

Country was a super pleasant and leisurely ride. It dripped a tiny bit of oil, the rack was loud as hell, one door won’t lock, but we smiled the whole way.

School bus mode this morning.

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 22:13:15 +0000

School bus mode this morning.

School bus mode while the mk4 is in pieces.

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 21:56:51 +0000

School bus mode while the mk4 is in pieces.

The @station16mtl community just keeps on giving. I won this amazing @whatisadam print participating...

Sat, 04 Jun 2022 17:53:54 +0000

The @station16mtl community just keeps on giving. I won this amazing @whatisadam print participating in their discord. Hope to make it up to the gallery in person soon! x.com

Checking dem emissions...

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 13:05:47 +0000

Checking dem emissions…
Cleaning dat exterior…
Feeling summer ready

Milo's raising money to plant some trees!

Wed, 18 May 2022 20:19:37 +0000

Milo’s raising money to plant some trees!

Mornin'

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 10:16:48 +0000

Mornin'

Have been stoked for the nft art I minted via @station16mtl's awesome https://t.co/6vENdwTT5r Mint e...

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 00:06:58 +0000

Have been stoked for the nft art I minted via @station16mtl’s awesome s16nft.io Mint entered me into a few giveaways they’re doing as bonuses… And I won one! Holy crap.
Beyond excited, and can’t wait to get the prints that come with each nft!
Go mint some art!

Sarah took the id4 this morning, so I took the kids to school in the trusty snowplow.

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:05:29 +0000

Sarah took the id4 this morning, so I took the kids to school in the trusty snowplow.

I've apparently gotten comfortable with range anxiety...

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 11:32:40 +0000

I’ve apparently gotten comfortable with range anxiety…

Took the country out to pick up a Christmas tree.

Sat, 04 Dec 2021 20:41:31 +0000

Took the country out to pick up a Christmas tree.

Hilarious little utility vehicle.

Such a joy to drive.

Thanks again @xjamiexoe

Thanks all for the kind bday wishes.

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 20:29:46 +0000

Thanks all for the kind bday wishes.
I had a lovely weekend with the family and some amazing weather.
Hope all our paths cross again soon.

Made it home from #loeshow. Such an amazing time and wild experience.

Mon, 06 Sep 2021 18:52:07 +0000

Made it home from #loeshow. Such an amazing time and wild experience.

Thanks so much @xjamiexoe @abt_harlequin @ayoddddd, et al for such a great time.

Thanks @skabaru for the company.

And thanks to my kids for lending me the #accidentalharlequin suitcase ;)

Pics along the way in Indiana and in Golf, IL

Made it to Pottstown for #loeshow.

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 18:24:07 +0000

Made it to Pottstown for #loeshow.

Thanks to @longballrally for helping get the harlequin as ready as it's gonna be for #loeshow.

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 20:59:34 +0000

Thanks to @longballrally for helping get the harlequin as ready as it’s gonna be for #loeshow.
We redid the trunk setup so I could fit a spare and luggage. So much quieter and so much more space!
I just need to pack the rest of the tools and some clothes, before I pickup @skabaru for the drive east!
So excited to see some cars, catch up with friends, meet some folk and grab a new @vw design sticker in case I need one, thanks @xjamiexoe!

Drove the Country to the garage to hang with the Rallye for a (very) hot sec. More Country pics as r...

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 19:58:19 +0000

Drove the Country to the garage to hang with the Rallye for a (very) hot sec. More Country pics as requested. Thanks again @xjamiexoe, it’s a blast to drive.

Also, some #accidentalharlequin seating at lunch afterwards.

Had a nice long shakedown over the past two days driving this fun car home. So nice to be driving a ...

Sat, 17 Jul 2021 21:49:32 +0000

Had a nice long shakedown over the past two days driving this fun car home. So nice to be driving a mk2 again, and great to have it home.
Thanks @longballrally for all your help and company, and thanks @xjamiexoe for the car!

Really digging how this car looks in person. It's ridiculously balanced, in almost all ways.

Sat, 03 Apr 2021 21:21:37 +0000

Really digging how this car looks in person. It’s ridiculously balanced, in almost all ways.
Excited for this to be the new daily!

Clean new blue car and dusty old blue car.

Sat, 03 Apr 2021 14:13:10 +0000

Clean new blue car and dusty old blue car.

Remixing @handlebarchicago brunch at home.

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 13:06:38 +0000

Remixing @handlebarchicago brunch at home.

Not pictured, breakfast nachos for the kids made out of left over nachos, handlebar mcmuffin and chimi. They finished it before I could take the pic!

The younger one had a birthday!

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 20:38:33 +0000

The younger one had a birthday!
I helped make a cake! (Blue raspberry and lemon, per his request)

This year requires treats, so I got me some.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 19:38:34 +0000

This year requires treats, so I got me some.

Golf, rabbit.

Sun, 26 Jul 2020 18:54:13 +0000

Golf, rabbit.

"Skiing"

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 11:20:24 +0000

“Skiing”

"hey, do y'all want to hear a story about reproduction?"

Sun, 09 Feb 2020 18:53:20 +0000

“hey, do y’all want to hear a story about reproduction?”
- @felixerrichard before telling the dinner table about evolution

I miss JP.

Fri, 07 Feb 2020 20:26:19 +0000

I miss JP.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/saying-goodbye-to-jp?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

I think I'm almost emotionally ready to use this website again.

Tue, 15 Oct 2019 23:37:24 +0000

I think I’m almost emotionally ready to use this website again.

A few hours left on the fundraiser I'm doing for @Chicago_Friends for my birthday.

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 14:17:24 +0000

A few hours left on the fundraiser I’m doing for @Chicago_Friends for my birthday.

Still some left in a matching gift. Any gift will have double the impact. Donations and shares greatly appreciated!

Help support growing peacemakers!

facebook.com x.com

A few hours left on the fundraiser I'm doing for Chicago Friends School for my birthday.

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 09:10:59 +0000

A few hours left on the fundraiser I’m doing for Chicago Friends School for my birthday.

Still some left in a matching gift. Any gift will have double the impact. Donations and shares greatly appreciated!

Link in bio. (Thank you pic by Milo)

"But papa, I just want to dance!" A thing my child just said to me.

Sat, 05 Oct 2019 19:46:44 +0000

“But papa, I just want to dance!” A thing my child just said to me.

I am the tiny town from footloose.

Thank you all for your birthday wishes! It means a lot to hear from such a wide array of awesome peo...

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 11:38:07 +0000

Thank you all for your birthday wishes! It means a lot to hear from such a wide array of awesome people.
I had a wonderful birthday week bookended with hilarious and amazing concerts, which was great, but kept me away from thanking everyone!
Thanks in particular to all who have supported @[100044145380780:2048:Chicago Friends School] through the fundraiser. We’re almost halfway to the goal to get the $4,000 match! If you can, please donate and/or share.

If @deadmilkmenofficial play a show, I'm going to try to be there.

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 23:11:25 +0000

If @deadmilkmenofficial play a show, I’m going to try to be there.

If they play a show at a cemetery a day after my birthday, I will make sure I’m there.

What a lovely experience and an amazing show.
Happy birthday to me!

Perfect close to a fine birthday.

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 00:45:25 +0000

Perfect close to a fine birthday.
@piepiemydarling and @handlebarchicago

Little birthday celebration with the family on this beautiful day.

Thu, 26 Sep 2019 17:12:36 +0000

Little birthday celebration with the family on this beautiful day.

RT @catehstn: It’s not a career opportunity if you don’t get what (support, training, resources) you...

Thu, 26 Sep 2019 16:12:02 +0000

RT @catehstn: It’s not a career opportunity if you don’t get what (support, training, resources) you need to succeed.

Hey friends!

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 20:24:42 +0000

Hey friends!
I’m turning 40. I’m looking forward to the future, and raising money for an organization I deeply believe in ( @Chicago_Friends) to help grow a better future.

Would love your support!
facebook.com

tl,dr: I'm turning 40 and I would love y'all to join me in supporting Chicago Friends School. There'

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 20:16:12 +0000

tl,dr: I’m turning 40 and I would love y’all to join me in supporting Chicago Friends School. There’s a $4,000 match that will make your support even more impactful.

========================================

I’m about to turn 40.
Generally a time to reflect on life, the things that matter.

I am Quaker
I went to Quaker School

There are a lot of things I learned in life. More and more, I find the things that are most important to me have their roots in my Quaker education.

Totally reasonable to go to Albuquerque to see Iron Maiden for an early birthday present.

Thu, 19 Sep 2019 20:58:17 +0000

Totally reasonable to go to Albuquerque to see Iron Maiden for an early birthday present.

What kind of animal eats pizza this way?

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 18:31:30 +0000

What kind of animal eats pizza this way?

A belated birthday celebration at @handlebarchicago with delicious @piepiemydarling 🍰!

Mon, 26 Aug 2019 11:41:54 +0000

A belated birthday celebration at @handlebarchicago with delicious @piepiemydarling 🍰!

@harperreed has good reminders.

Sat, 10 Aug 2019 13:50:52 +0000

@harperreed has good reminders.

...@longballrally?! There's a name I haven't heard in a while.

Sat, 03 Aug 2019 17:23:13 +0000

… @longballrally?! There’s a name I haven’t heard in a while.

Looking pretty nice after a quick wash.

Thu, 01 Aug 2019 17:03:57 +0000

Looking pretty nice after a quick wash.

Such amazing cake!!!!

Mon, 22 Jul 2019 22:50:34 +0000

Such amazing cake!!!!

https://www.gofundme.com/pie-pie-my-darling-bakery-storefront?pc=fb_dn_postdonate_r&rcid=r01-15638394998-0fcdcc710a8d481e&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=fb_dn_postdonate_r

Not a bad view for the middle of a walk.

Sun, 07 Jul 2019 13:11:54 +0000

Not a bad view for the middle of a walk.

Wherein Felix ignores both grandfather and father calling to be careful and ends up in the water.

Thu, 04 Jul 2019 21:58:03 +0000

Wherein Felix ignores both grandfather and father calling to be careful and ends up in the water.

His brother, not to be outdone, fell up to his neck in the river shortly thereafter.

Climbing redwoods

Thu, 04 Jul 2019 18:09:10 +0000

Climbing redwoods

Bout to head to California with these crazy kids.

Tue, 02 Jul 2019 12:35:51 +0000

Bout to head to California with these crazy kids.

These two had dance recital this weekend, so we celebrate at @handlebarchicago

Sun, 02 Jun 2019 18:19:15 +0000

These two had dance recital this weekend, so we celebrate at @handlebarchicago
Also, apparently this is the cover of their new indie rock album.

Liking how this is looking lately.

Sun, 26 May 2019 15:56:43 +0000

Liking how this is looking lately.

weirdo clouds

Fri, 17 May 2019 21:02:15 +0000

weirdo clouds

I could listen to @danxoneil talk forever.

Fri, 17 May 2019 01:02:06 +0000

I could listen to @danxoneil talk forever.

Hats!

Fri, 03 May 2019 16:03:55 +0000

Hats!

Happy arbor day!

Fri, 26 Apr 2019 19:30:31 +0000

Happy arbor day!

Listening to @GeorgeLakey_ talk to @Chicago_Friends kids about environmental stewardship and nonviolent activism.

"You can say I have some sass... Cause I'm SASSY!"

Wed, 24 Apr 2019 00:23:13 +0000

“You can say I have some sass… Cause I’m SASSY!”

Words to live by from @felixerrichard

Hipster millennials with their avocado toast looking down on me...

Sat, 20 Apr 2019 18:59:32 +0000

Hipster millennials with their avocado toast looking down on me…

Meeting Lincoln's boyhood chicken.

Fri, 19 Apr 2019 14:56:14 +0000

Meeting Lincoln’s boyhood chicken.

Also, Felix is ready to drop his new album.

Thu, 18 Apr 2019 19:32:50 +0000

Also, Felix is ready to drop his new album.

Junior Rangers

Thu, 18 Apr 2019 19:26:43 +0000

Junior Rangers

WTF cave.

Thu, 18 Apr 2019 12:48:50 +0000

WTF cave.

Comedians

Wed, 17 Apr 2019 19:21:51 +0000

Comedians

Looking at ducks.

Mon, 15 Apr 2019 19:48:45 +0000

Looking at ducks.

SPRING BREAK!

Sun, 14 Apr 2019 09:22:24 +0000

SPRING BREAK!
WOO!!!

.@felixerrichard trying on a new sun shirt: "This shirt is awesome! I look like Bob Dylan!"

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 23:15:10 +0000

. @felixerrichard trying on a new sun shirt: “This shirt is awesome! I look like Bob Dylan!”

.@felixerrichard: "Alexa, play who let the dogs out."

Wed, 03 Apr 2019 22:59:50 +0000

. @felixerrichard: “Alexa, play who let the dogs out.”
Alexa: “Here’s some music you might like. Playing Lisa Loeb radio.”

Wat?

That feeling when Google suggests an article about cool old cars and you instantly recognize @joshu'...

Thu, 28 Mar 2019 03:29:01 +0000

That feeling when Google suggests an article about cool old cars and you instantly recognize @joshu’s lotus.

Hair getting long. #shaggyshaggylocks

Wed, 20 Mar 2019 18:02:16 +0000

Hair getting long. #shaggyshaggylocks

Got my teeth cleaned, now headed to get my @aaronsalmon inspired post cleaning coffee.

Thu, 21 Feb 2019 21:42:02 +0000

Got my teeth cleaned, now headed to get my @aaronsalmon inspired post cleaning coffee.

Hey @dylanreed aka American Dylan, happy birthday!!!! Hope we get to hang out again soon.

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 02:30:00 +0000

Hey @dylanreed aka American Dylan, happy birthday!!!! Hope we get to hang out again soon.

Today I recognize I'm getting a cold, but am still gonna go for a walk in the cold because life is h...

Wed, 13 Feb 2019 20:43:28 +0000

Today I recognize I’m getting a cold, but am still gonna go for a walk in the cold because life is hard choices.

Just listening to some Christian News radio with @dansinker... As you do.

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 22:15:59 +0000

Just listening to some Christian News radio with @dansinker… As you do.

Me: can you stop pirouetting across the room?

Tue, 01 Jan 2019 05:14:27 +0000

Me: can you stop pirouetting across the room?
@milorichard: I’m not pirouetting, these are piqué turns.

So… Ballet classes are working.

RT @dansinker: Amazing opportunity for three White House interns to dress up like ghosts and change ...

Sun, 23 Dec 2018 02:07:09 +0000

RT @dansinker: Amazing opportunity for three White House interns to dress up like ghosts and change history. twitter.com

Nice thing about the pixel 3 wide selfie cam is I can pretty much get my whole beard in a selfie now...

Fri, 16 Nov 2018 13:03:36 +0000

Nice thing about the pixel 3 wide selfie cam is I can pretty much get my whole beard in a selfie now. x.com

CTA space program

Wed, 10 Oct 2018 10:54:11 +0000

CTA space program

"Basically, a kiddie cocktail is la Croix with blood in it."

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 00:06:10 +0000

“Basically, a kiddie cocktail is la Croix with blood in it.”

@felixerrichard

Birthday celebrating at @handlebarchi with @sarah_slocum https://t.co/RCnx3SNXly

Thu, 27 Sep 2018 02:42:52 +0000

Birthday celebrating at @handlebarchi with @sarah_slocum x.com

Birthday celebrating at @handlebarchicago

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 21:44:37 +0000

Birthday celebrating at @handlebarchicago

I'm tryin' to raise money for scholarships for my birthday!

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 17:50:17 +0000

I’m tryin’ to raise money for scholarships for my birthday!

I have a match for the first $1,950 so If y’all have $19.50 or $39… or $390 to give, you can double your impact!

Any help is appreciated!

Thanks!

facebook.com

For my birthday this year, I'm asking for donations to Chicago Friends School.

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 16:33:27 +0000

For my birthday this year, I’m asking for donations to Chicago Friends School.

I went to Quaker school most of my life; it is a huge part of how I live, think and has a part of much of the good in my life. I wouldn’t have been able to without scholarships, grants, help from others and financial aid programs of the schools.

I’ve been involved in helping grow Chicago Friends School for several years, and love the education provided to my kids, the community and how we’re helping grow creative peacemakers.

Insert @deadmilkmenofficial here.

Fri, 21 Sep 2018 18:13:35 +0000

Insert @deadmilkmenofficial here.

I can't express how much I will miss AMH.

Mon, 17 Sep 2018 11:27:12 +0000

I can’t express how much I will miss AMH.

She helped keep me, and so many others, whole.

https://medium.com/[@bpimedia](https://facebook.com/bpimedia)/remembering-ann-marie-habershaw-e61c3e3fa330

Last time I was this delayed at LGA I got to hang out with @loganlahive for hours.

Wed, 12 Sep 2018 23:47:19 +0000

Last time I was this delayed at LGA I got to hang out with @loganlahive for hours.

Turns out LGA is way less fun without him.

Yah, co-signed.

Thu, 30 Aug 2018 10:21:59 +0000

Yah, co-signed.

TSA dude: what kind of car is that on your shirt?

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 17:11:29 +0000

TSA dude: what kind of car is that on your shirt?

Me: a 1996 pistachio base golf harlequin..

blank stare

Me: vw made ~264 of these with the four different color panels from the factory..

blank stare

TSA dude: …so, a Volkswagen?

#hyperspecificcarnerd #keepitsimple

@ellemra17 's salon moved.

Thu, 23 Aug 2018 16:59:19 +0000

@ellemra17 ’s salon moved.

"that was there for the nachos of the past."

Tue, 21 Aug 2018 01:20:35 +0000

“that was there for the nachos of the past.”

@felixerrichard on the leftover guac on his plate.

Me chilling in the back seat of our rabbit long ago.

Sat, 11 Aug 2018 14:39:26 +0000

Me chilling in the back seat of our rabbit long ago.

"you are a children manager." - @milorichard, describing my status in the family.

Sun, 29 Jul 2018 14:20:05 +0000

“you are a children manager.” - @milorichard, describing my status in the family.

Made the kids totcho bowls for dinner tonight. https://t.co/YZQ9COerLA

Sun, 22 Jul 2018 00:44:15 +0000

Made the kids totcho bowls for dinner tonight. x.com

Felix kept telling me 18 x 24 was equal to pigeon.

Sun, 15 Jul 2018 10:00:54 +0000

Felix kept telling me 18 x 24 was equal to pigeon.

Late night walking in Detroit. Trying to get my steps in.

Wed, 11 Jul 2018 22:37:45 +0000

Late night walking in Detroit. Trying to get my steps in.
Shame I’m never here on the weekends.

Strawberry

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 18:43:17 +0000

Strawberry

Me, to my punk-ass kiddo: "Punk. Punky. Punky Brewster."

Thu, 05 Jul 2018 20:26:07 +0000

Me, to my punk-ass kiddo: “Punk. Punky. Punky Brewster.”
@felixerrichard: “How dare you call me a honky rooster!?”

Weird to see a @HarMarSuperstar show and have him fully clothed at the end of the show.

Sat, 30 Jun 2018 02:42:21 +0000

Weird to see a @HarMarSuperstar show and have him fully clothed at the end of the show.

Quaker crossing

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:06:25 +0000

Quaker crossing

Celebratory root beer floats.

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:35:59 +0000

Celebratory root beer floats.

Racing against hate.

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 11:07:45 +0000

Racing against hate.

Too hot to move.

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 10:17:20 +0000

Too hot to move.

That's better...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 08:58:53 +0000

That’s better…

Walking and talking.

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 00:57:02 +0000

Walking and talking.

How I fly

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 14:45:23 +0000

How I fly

Introduced my pixel xl to the highway.

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 22:16:22 +0000

Introduced my pixel xl to the highway.
.
.
.
It didn’t care for it.

Chill.

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:56:40 +0000

Chill.

It's been a wonderful 10 years.

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 13:09:15 +0000

It’s been a wonderful 10 years.

Happy anniversary to us! …also, a festive card from Felix depicting the family as ninjas, including the cat.

Totally reasonable "drive the kids to school" music.

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 11:14:09 +0000

Totally reasonable “drive the kids to school” music.

I broke my orange sunglasses.

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 15:24:50 +0000

I broke my orange sunglasses.
Today is terrible.

Ready to dance.

Sun, 03 Jun 2018 15:01:48 +0000

Ready to dance.

First recital!

Barn cat

Sun, 03 Jun 2018 12:30:29 +0000

Barn cat

That kinda day.

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 20:40:19 +0000

That kinda day.

Bummed I'm gonna miss this.

Wed, 30 May 2018 14:01:38 +0000

Bummed I’m gonna miss this.
So cool to see up close.

This book is amazing. Stoked for the kiddos.

Mon, 28 May 2018 11:20:51 +0000

This book is amazing. Stoked for the kiddos.
Thanks @lauraolin!

Next phase for the @longballrally coupe.

Sat, 26 May 2018 18:46:38 +0000

Next phase for the @longballrally coupe.
Been in the family for over 15 years now. Such a great little car. Can’t wait to see it back from the body shop.

New art

Tue, 22 May 2018 17:57:50 +0000

New art

i sat down 2 hours ago to listen to music and get through a bunch of email. I forgot to turn on the ...

Fri, 11 May 2018 18:44:57 +0000

i sat down 2 hours ago to listen to music and get through a bunch of email. I forgot to turn on the music.

.@felixerrichard somehow misheard the misfits "hate breeders" as "pancreas", and now it's the weird...

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 23:18:58 +0000

. @felixerrichard somehow misheard the misfits “hate breeders” as “pancreas”, and now it’s the weirdest song ever.

.@milorichard and @felixerrichard expressing their frustration with having to clean, and their love ...

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 22:49:28 +0000

. @milorichard and @felixerrichard expressing their frustration with having to clean, and their love of Joan Jett through interpretive dance.

While discussing bathtime safety:

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 22:31:51 +0000

While discussing bathtime safety:

@milorichard - “The bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house.”

@felixerrichard - “Unless you have a secret death chamber, of course.”

#hesnotwrong

Where eagles dare by the misfits is a good kids song, right?

Sun, 04 Mar 2018 20:14:27 +0000

Where eagles dare by the misfits is a good kids song, right?

#unfazed

"can you figure skate _over there_ Felix?"

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 01:11:17 +0000

“can you figure skate over there Felix?”
- @milorichard, frustrated

Snow day means homeschooling. Kiddos self selected curricula: https://t.co/OJ98DLGQgh

Fri, 09 Feb 2018 17:27:20 +0000

Snow day means homeschooling. Kiddos self selected curricula: x.com

It snowed a bit. https://t.co/LiNBG2sZGy

Fri, 09 Feb 2018 17:11:18 +0000

It snowed a bit. x.com

Want to join me in supporting a good cause? I'm raising money for Chicago Friends School and your co

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 17:00:59 +0000

Want to join me in supporting a good cause? I’m raising money for Chicago Friends School and your contribution will make an impact, whether you donate $5 or $500. Every little bit helps. Thank you for your support. I’ve included information about Chicago Friends School below.

Chicago Friends School, rooted in the Quaker values of Peace, Equality, Simplicity, Integrity, Community, and Service is dedicated to the education of children in an evolving, supportive and diverse community, resulting in academic excellence and spiritual depth.

Fun fact: when Judas Priest is playing, @felixerrichard can't not dance. https://t.co/ujSBf9YK11

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 15:11:38 +0000

Fun fact: when Judas Priest is playing, @felixerrichard can’t not dance. x.com

Whoever it was that gave my family the gift of the stomach flu for Christmas...

Sat, 23 Dec 2017 22:02:59 +0000

Whoever it was that gave my family the gift of the stomach flu for Christmas…

You shouldn’t have.

My children being read Xmas books... When introduced to Scrooge they naturally assume that he's a du...

Sat, 09 Dec 2017 15:02:09 +0000

My children being read Xmas books… When introduced to Scrooge they naturally assume that he’s a duck.

#winningatparenting
#DuckTales

Concourse E, the LGA of ORD.

Mon, 04 Dec 2017 16:33:39 +0000

Concourse E, the LGA of ORD.

This #givingtuesday I'm raising money for Chicago Friends School to help supply a classroom with Chr

Tue, 28 Nov 2017 15:54:51 +0000

This #givingtuesday I’m raising money for Chicago Friends School to help supply a classroom with Chromebooks and I’d love your support.

All donations are greatly appreciated, whether $10 or $100.

Chicago Friends School is an amazing school and a wonderful community where both Milo and Felix go and Sarah and I volunteer. It is a vital part of our community; helping to grow peacemakers. I’ve included more info on the school below:

People assume I'm a hipster because of my beard... Come on...

Sat, 21 Oct 2017 14:32:18 +0000

People assume I’m a hipster because of my beard… Come on…
I had a beard before it was cool.

So proud of this school. I am lucky to be a part of this community: https://t.co/acVL5ANdTL #dayofse...

Mon, 09 Oct 2017 20:33:48 +0000

So proud of this school. I am lucky to be a part of this community: dnainfo.com #dayofservice #dogood /cc @Chicago_Friends

RT @DNAinfoCHI: 'Alternative Columbus Day' at Quaker school focused on community service https://t.c...

Mon, 09 Oct 2017 20:27:28 +0000

RT @DNAinfoCHI: ‘Alternative Columbus Day’ at Quaker school focused on community service dnain.fo twitter.com

.@felixerrichard just told me he was serious.

Sun, 08 Oct 2017 13:50:37 +0000

. @felixerrichard just told me he was serious.
I replied, “Hi Serious, I’m Papa.”

Thus continues my descent into unimaginative dadness.

Introduced The Goonies to my fam tonight.

Sat, 07 Oct 2017 02:56:32 +0000

Introduced The Goonies to my fam tonight.

It is still awesome.

One of my favorite pastimes is sending notifications to the person sitting right next to me.

Thu, 05 Oct 2017 21:48:17 +0000

One of my favorite pastimes is sending notifications to the person sitting right next to me.

/cc @tolar

.@felixerrichard just ran across a gym to kick a rubber cow in the face.

Sun, 01 Oct 2017 00:04:46 +0000

. @felixerrichard just ran across a gym to kick a rubber cow in the face.

Now it’s a party.

Little kids birthday parties are absolute pandemonium and joy.

Sat, 30 Sep 2017 22:57:03 +0000

Little kids birthday parties are absolute pandemonium and joy.

…and noise. A lot of noise.

Not guaranteed. https://t.co/xdg5H3EamV

Fri, 29 Sep 2017 15:15:38 +0000

Not guaranteed. twitter.com

got tickets for @deadmilkmen at @thetrocadero next month... 23 years and a few weeks since I last sa...

Thu, 28 Sep 2017 22:57:50 +0000

got tickets for @deadmilkmen at @thetrocadero next month… 23 years and a few weeks since I last saw them there.

Huge thank you for the b-day wishes and to everyone who gave to @Chicago_Friends (https://t.co/4lZGI...

Thu, 28 Sep 2017 22:37:52 +0000

Huge thank you for the b-day wishes and to everyone who gave to @Chicago_Friends ( dylanr.com)!
Love you all!

"just let the music consume you."

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 23:31:31 +0000

“just let the music consume you.”

@felixerrichard explaining how to dance.

Not the least bit disturbing.

Fri, 22 Sep 2017 18:57:00 +0000

Not the least bit disturbing.

"Look at that beard!!!

Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:14:15 +0000

“Look at that beard!!!
GET THAT SHIT OFF YO FACE!”
-some guy on the street

It's therapeutic listening to anthropology days by @deadmilkmen.

Sat, 09 Sep 2017 16:43:32 +0000

It’s therapeutic listening to anthropology days by @deadmilkmen.

Having kids has apparently changed my taste for coffee where I now prefer it pretty much lukewarm.

Fri, 08 Sep 2017 15:56:57 +0000

Having kids has apparently changed my taste for coffee where I now prefer it pretty much lukewarm.

Me: look at how pretty the lake is!

Tue, 05 Sep 2017 19:54:23 +0000

Me: look at how pretty the lake is!
@felixerrichard: I like to look at the graves instead. Imagine there are zombies coming for our brains!

this fugazi band is great.

Thu, 31 Aug 2017 20:00:32 +0000

this fugazi band is great.

/me pours one out https://t.co/AaYFYZWOwd

Mon, 28 Aug 2017 17:49:20 +0000

/me pours one out x.com

should I fly to Philly for a day in October?

Tue, 22 Aug 2017 20:27:08 +0000

should I fly to Philly for a day in October?

signs point to yes. twitter.com

11:30 is far too late in the day for me to be having my first coffee.

Wed, 02 Aug 2017 15:28:01 +0000

11:30 is far too late in the day for me to be having my first coffee.

.@felixerrichard: who would you rather die, me or @milorichard?

Mon, 31 Jul 2017 20:22:17 +0000

. @felixerrichard: who would you rather die, me or @milorichard?
Me: neither
FR: you should probably take taekwondo lessons then

#goodadvice

"look Papa, that car has the black panther symbol on it!"

Sat, 29 Jul 2017 20:06:17 +0000

“look Papa, that car has the black panther symbol on it!”
@felixerrichard pointing to a Penn State nittany lion sticker

#winningatparenting

I need to never leave home without headphones.

Fri, 21 Jul 2017 19:52:26 +0000

I need to never leave home without headphones.

.@felixerrichard: "It's one of my mind games.."

Sun, 16 Jul 2017 16:46:33 +0000

. @felixerrichard: “It’s one of my mind games..”
Me: “Mind games?”
@felixerrichard: “Yeah, I’ve got a bunch of them.”

#truth

RT @REALpunknews: Crass Release Box Set Directly Into Dumpster in Effort to Reach Core Fans https://...

Thu, 13 Jul 2017 21:19:23 +0000

RT @REALpunknews: Crass Release Box Set Directly Into Dumpster in Effort to Reach Core Fans thehardtimes.net

I need a service to remind me that it's a bad idea whenever I book the red-eye with the whole family...

Mon, 10 Jul 2017 05:56:23 +0000

I need a service to remind me that it’s a bad idea whenever I book the red-eye with the whole family.

Us: "let's think of things that rhyme with 'sun'!"

Sat, 08 Jul 2017 02:31:13 +0000

Us: “let’s think of things that rhyme with ‘sun’!”
@felixerrichard : “FUN! GUN! … MUFFIN!”

#closeenough

"I know how to be a murderer." @felixerrichard in singsong.

Sun, 02 Jul 2017 01:53:48 +0000

“I know how to be a murderer.” @felixerrichard in singsong.

"What is that death smell?" @milorichard

Sun, 02 Jul 2017 01:53:48 +0000

“What is that death smell?” @milorichard

Training the kids to say, "wow, that's a beautiful E30 m3."

Fri, 30 Jun 2017 20:23:05 +0000

Training the kids to say, “wow, that’s a beautiful E30 m3.”

#parenting

"I'm going to sleep like the woman god of death." - @felixerrichard

Wed, 28 Jun 2017 00:34:45 +0000

“I’m going to sleep like the woman god of death.” - @felixerrichard

#Welp

RT @jewelia: A Sunday management lesson I've learned the hard way many times:

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 12:22:20 +0000

RT @jewelia: A Sunday management lesson I’ve learned the hard way many times:

It’s not what you say, it’s what the other person hears.

RT @6Gems: Listen. Everybody pattern matches. The sooner we all embrace this as fact the closer will...

Sat, 24 Jun 2017 05:38:36 +0000

RT @6Gems: Listen. Everybody pattern matches. The sooner we all embrace this as fact the closer will be to adjusting our biases accordingly…

.@felixerrichard, looking at a Where's Waldo book, loudly, in public:

Sun, 18 Jun 2017 15:12:47 +0000

. @felixerrichard, looking at a Where’s Waldo book, loudly, in public:

“Papa, I found Jesus!”

Kids read a book of their choice for a few mins before bed.

Wed, 14 Jun 2017 01:07:00 +0000

Kids read a book of their choice for a few mins before bed.
Tonight, @milorichard chose the US Constitution.

#nottotallyfuckingupparenting

Apparently I ordered the right drink. https://t.co/snyOncfCAe

Sun, 28 May 2017 01:14:45 +0000

Apparently I ordered the right drink. x.com

You know what's awesome?

Fri, 19 May 2017 02:26:17 +0000

You know what’s awesome?

@handlebarchi is awesome.

in weeks my @googlenexus 5x went from the best phone ever to unusable. freezes and restarts randomly...

Mon, 15 May 2017 22:58:48 +0000

in weeks my @googlenexus 5x went from the best phone ever to unusable. freezes and restarts randomly and often. frustrating.

"it's so choice" is a perfectly reasonable way to compliment something, right?

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 01:44:48 +0000

“it’s so choice” is a perfectly reasonable way to compliment something, right?

I have lovely laser cut wood stuff from @dansinker. It is awesome. It smells like campfire which mak...

Wed, 19 Apr 2017 18:00:48 +0000

I have lovely laser cut wood stuff from @dansinker. It is awesome. It smells like campfire which makes me happy. Now I want marshmallows.

One of the most frustrating things about having a big beard is trying to use a water fountain.

Sat, 08 Apr 2017 18:31:11 +0000

One of the most frustrating things about having a big beard is trying to use a water fountain.

Tonight @milorichard told me about what he collects... Pokemon cards (ok), cool leafs (aww), teeth (...

Thu, 06 Apr 2017 01:27:41 +0000

Tonight @milorichard told me about what he collects… Pokemon cards (ok), cool leafs (aww), teeth (wait, what?), bear claws (how in the..)

.@felixerrichard was bummed to find out that the 'DINO-mite' class he's gonna take is about dinosaur...

Sat, 25 Mar 2017 23:40:47 +0000

. @felixerrichard was bummed to find out that the ‘DINO-mite’ class he’s gonna take is about dinosaurs and not explosives.

Somebody wake me up when it's safe to feel again.

Fri, 24 Mar 2017 00:52:46 +0000

Somebody wake me up when it’s safe to feel again.

RT @dansinker: Looks like someone found out Furiosa made off with his best breeder wives. https://t....

Fri, 24 Mar 2017 00:51:12 +0000

RT @dansinker: Looks like someone found out Furiosa made off with his best breeder wives. twitter.com

Me: Felix, sit down at the dinner table.

Tue, 07 Mar 2017 00:21:55 +0000

Me: Felix, sit down at the dinner table.
@felixerrichard: But Papa, I just want to dance!

I am the tiny town in footloose.

Thread and article are both so good. https://t.co/Y4zEzXqT36

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 22:24:45 +0000

Thread and article are both so good. twitter.com

TFW your hoodie is soaked from the rain but it's covering your Satanic cat shirt.

Thu, 09 Feb 2017 21:20:44 +0000

TFW your hoodie is soaked from the rain but it’s covering your Satanic cat shirt.

That 17th cup of coffee may have been a mistake.

Wed, 01 Feb 2017 06:53:18 +0000

That 17th cup of coffee may have been a mistake.

There are a staggering amount of police vehicles headed towards ORD right now.

Sun, 29 Jan 2017 02:13:42 +0000

There are a staggering amount of police vehicles headed towards ORD right now.

Just checked with @clint on whether something was appropriate or not. So that, apparently, is my yar...

Mon, 23 Jan 2017 20:19:53 +0000

Just checked with @clint on whether something was appropriate or not. So that, apparently, is my yardstick.

.@felixerrichard after leaving @harper's:

Sun, 01 Jan 2017 06:52:19 +0000

. @felixerrichard after leaving @harper’s:

“That party was awesome.”

At a VW dealership for first time in a while where none of my friends work there.

Sat, 31 Dec 2016 16:50:12 +0000

At a VW dealership for first time in a while where none of my friends work there.

Is this everyone else’s experience?

It’s terrible.

.@felixerrichard: would you rather have a comfy chair or help the cat not die?

Sat, 31 Dec 2016 07:58:19 +0000

. @felixerrichard: would you rather have a comfy chair or help the cat not die?
Me: help the cat
F: yeah, that’s how I’d vote, too

.@felixerrichard wrote a song. A snippet:

Mon, 26 Dec 2016 04:30:48 +0000

. @felixerrichard wrote a song. A snippet:

“This is my body, this is my head.
I am a seahorse who loves the dead.”

Um… Merry Christmas?

.@milorichard on being asked to wear snow pants to go to recess and refusing: "My body, my choice!"

Wed, 21 Dec 2016 16:55:35 +0000

. @milorichard on being asked to wear snow pants to go to recess and refusing: “My body, my choice!”

.@felixerrichard after brunch: "oh, my tummy hurts from eating too much."

Wed, 21 Dec 2016 16:54:09 +0000

. @felixerrichard after brunch: “oh, my tummy hurts from eating too much.”

My children and how they demonstrate what their parents have taught them.

Wed, 21 Dec 2016 16:53:48 +0000

My children and how they demonstrate what their parents have taught them.

A study in two tweets..

Having breakfast @handlebarchi with @felixerrichard sporting my favorite @threadless hat. https://t....

Wed, 21 Dec 2016 16:19:34 +0000

Having breakfast @handlebarchi with @felixerrichard sporting my favorite @threadless hat. x.com

RT @CLINT: yeah basically https://t.co/jdXNwQvu3Y

Wed, 21 Dec 2016 14:00:42 +0000

RT @CLINT: yeah basically twitter.com

RT @dansinker: Been thinking: What I want is power taken away from the white establishment and a pro...

Wed, 21 Dec 2016 13:56:14 +0000

RT @dansinker: Been thinking: What I want is power taken away from the white establishment and a profound change in the way America is run.

Just watching my friends' pets Twitter accounts fight...

Tue, 13 Dec 2016 03:46:05 +0000

Just watching my friends’ pets Twitter accounts fight…

Somehow @EatFatRice NEVER fails to be amazing. So so good.

Sat, 10 Dec 2016 04:17:45 +0000

Somehow @EatFatRice NEVER fails to be amazing. So so good.

It's "accidentally zip your beard in your coat" cold out.

Fri, 09 Dec 2016 15:29:08 +0000

It’s “accidentally zip your beard in your coat” cold out.

i have watched this for 45 minutes now. https://t.co/llsiAKWBuZ

Wed, 07 Dec 2016 05:46:34 +0000

i have watched this for 45 minutes now. twitter.com

That post dentist coffee. <3

Sat, 03 Dec 2016 18:19:07 +0000

That post dentist coffee. <3

/cc @aaronsalmon

A whole bunch of kids just got on this holiday train expecting Santa and saw me instead.

Fri, 02 Dec 2016 00:24:51 +0000

A whole bunch of kids just got on this holiday train expecting Santa and saw me instead.

I have never been a greater disappointment.

Just taking the @cta holiday train to @HamiltonMusical Chicago.

Fri, 02 Dec 2016 00:15:45 +0000

Just taking the @cta holiday train to @HamiltonMusical Chicago.

Or as I call it, Thursday. x.com

"Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One sat down and turned on the TV."

Fri, 25 Nov 2016 01:26:18 +0000

“Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One sat down and turned on the TV.”
<turns on tv>

@felixerrichard is on a roll tonight.

"Let's all list one thing we're not thankful for."

Fri, 25 Nov 2016 01:10:12 +0000

“Let’s all list one thing we’re not thankful for.”

- @felixerrichard

I am unable to listen to When in Rome by Phil Ochs without crying.

Tue, 15 Nov 2016 03:16:21 +0000

I am unable to listen to When in Rome by Phil Ochs without crying.

Just had a nice @tedleo dance party with @felixerrichard. Would be a good start to most mornings, tb...

Sat, 12 Nov 2016 17:06:27 +0000

Just had a nice @tedleo dance party with @felixerrichard. Would be a good start to most mornings, tbh.

wait, if this candidacy was a reality tv show and is on tv next season, I'm going to be so pissed.

Tue, 08 Nov 2016 21:45:59 +0000

wait, if this candidacy was a reality tv show and is on tv next season, I’m going to be so pissed.

"Hangouts is unable to connect to Google"

Tue, 08 Nov 2016 19:27:15 +0000

“Hangouts is unable to connect to Google”

thisisfine.png

"https://t.co/6X7EBGKuaw. There. Nailed it!" - @felixerrichard

Sat, 05 Nov 2016 14:30:15 +0000

“ wcom. There. Nailed it!” - @felixerrichard

I am winning at parenting.

There are a lot of people on the train this morning who aren't very good at being on a train.

Fri, 04 Nov 2016 15:01:33 +0000

There are a lot of people on the train this morning who aren’t very good at being on a train.

My neighborhood is not quiet right now.

Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:48:55 +0000

My neighborhood is not quiet right now.

OH: "@dylanr why are you breathing?"

Wed, 02 Nov 2016 18:51:55 +0000

OH: “ @dylanr why are you breathing?”

thanks @gaurisharma.

Commuting with noobs.

Mon, 31 Oct 2016 21:47:34 +0000

Commuting with noobs.
Exercise in frustration.

Quick, someone please give me good things to think about humanity.

Fri, 28 Oct 2016 13:42:52 +0000

Quick, someone please give me good things to think about humanity.

Excited for this. Speaking at Monitorama EU in 2013 was an amazing experience. Seriously great confe...

Thu, 27 Oct 2016 04:40:19 +0000

Excited for this. Speaking at Monitorama EU in 2013 was an amazing experience. Seriously great conference. Also, socks. twitter.com

pleased to realize that the explosions I'm hearing all around me are sports related, not the beginni...

Sun, 23 Oct 2016 02:57:26 +0000

pleased to realize that the explosions I’m hearing all around me are sports related, not the beginning of the impending war.

RT @harper: hey @dylanr https://t.co/3PV6MFsJei

Thu, 13 Oct 2016 16:40:03 +0000

RT @harper: hey @dylanr twitter.com

Just gonna spend this flight listening to @dansinker @maureenjohnson and @jbouie chat on the @sayswh...

Wed, 12 Oct 2016 15:19:03 +0000

Just gonna spend this flight listening to @dansinker @maureenjohnson and @jbouie chat on the @sayswhopodcast.

I need time and space to work on another mk2.

Sun, 09 Oct 2016 12:18:19 +0000

I need time and space to work on another mk2.

Looking to maximize my time spent listening to hardcore and walking around cities. Is that a job one...

Tue, 04 Oct 2016 14:51:46 +0000

Looking to maximize my time spent listening to hardcore and walking around cities. Is that a job one can have?

Starting my day listening to gorilla biscuits... Setting the tone for today.

Fri, 30 Sep 2016 13:17:19 +0000

Starting my day listening to gorilla biscuits… Setting the tone for today.

My birthday is almost over, but you can still get me an awesome present.

Tue, 27 Sep 2016 03:53:00 +0000

My birthday is almost over, but you can still get me an awesome present.

Thanks!

Why in the fuck is a @realDonaldTrump promoted tweet being displayed to me?

Tue, 27 Sep 2016 03:32:10 +0000

Why in the fuck is a @realDonaldTrump promoted tweet being displayed to me?

I am very much not a likely donor.

Channelling @aaronsalmon and wearing shorts on this 60° day. Because he's awesome and because idgaf.

Mon, 26 Sep 2016 13:46:27 +0000

Channelling @aaronsalmon and wearing shorts on this 60° day. Because he’s awesome and because idgaf.

OH: "Empathy is nice..."

Fri, 23 Sep 2016 16:41:57 +0000

OH: “Empathy is nice…”

why yes, yes i am making a cole slaw sandwich.

Thu, 22 Sep 2016 17:25:25 +0000

why yes, yes i am making a cole slaw sandwich.

RT @aspleenic: .@EamonLeonard loves America and @dylanr #CodeDaze https://t.co/En5rbfVwTX

Fri, 16 Sep 2016 14:03:11 +0000

RT @aspleenic: . @EamonLeonard loves America and @dylanr #CodeDaze twitter.com

i keep saying "woof" to things that i don't like. thanks @victoriap8er for this new verbal tic.

Thu, 01 Sep 2016 03:52:52 +0000

i keep saying “woof” to things that i don’t like. thanks @victoriap8er for this new verbal tic.

Listening to random meat eater explain why vegetarians become vegetarian. Apparently it involves wea...

Fri, 19 Aug 2016 00:05:12 +0000

Listening to random meat eater explain why vegetarians become vegetarian. Apparently it involves weak wills and the Holocaust?

#WTFWTFWTF

is everyone aware that pizza is amazing? it totally is.

Fri, 12 Aug 2016 18:49:40 +0000

is everyone aware that pizza is amazing? it totally is.

i am not reading enough books.

Tue, 09 Aug 2016 16:51:20 +0000

i am not reading enough books.
i am a bad example for my kids.
i need recommendations for books to read.

"@harper, I think, has opinions on this." #safebet

Wed, 03 Aug 2016 16:57:35 +0000

“ @harper, I think, has opinions on this.” #safebet

Listening to a real life "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" conversation.

Mon, 18 Jul 2016 15:18:59 +0000

Listening to a real life “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” conversation.

mindblown.gif

Ugh, I accidentally the whole drive.

Sat, 16 Jul 2016 12:25:36 +0000

Ugh, I accidentally the whole drive.

phil ochs is a good fit for my mood today.

Wed, 06 Jul 2016 17:31:57 +0000

phil ochs is a good fit for my mood today.

how do you deal with the overwhelming sorrow and anger and dismay?

Wed, 06 Jul 2016 15:43:58 +0000

how do you deal with the overwhelming sorrow and anger and dismay?
the world needs to change.
we need to change.
#AltonSterling

Yep. https://t.co/hlZi9Kw8k9

Tue, 05 Jul 2016 01:14:50 +0000

Yep. x.com

of note, I do not respond to "Dyl-bro-man" /cc @harper

Thu, 30 Jun 2016 15:49:35 +0000

of note, I do not respond to “Dyl-bro-man” /cc @harper

So all those wheels I wanted to buy in England are now 10% cheaper?

Fri, 24 Jun 2016 04:57:12 +0000

So all those wheels I wanted to buy in England are now 10% cheaper?

.@felixerrichard: "Can I do sign language at the dinner table?"

Sun, 19 Jun 2016 00:41:47 +0000

. @felixerrichard: “Can I do sign language at the dinner table?”

does jazzhands

(Anyone know where a 4 year old can learn sign language?)

you know what's awesome? veggie straws.

Fri, 17 Jun 2016 19:26:39 +0000

you know what’s awesome? veggie straws.

imma get glasses made with that “this is fine” comic printed on the inside.

Fri, 17 Jun 2016 16:30:04 +0000

imma get glasses made with that “this is fine” comic printed on the inside.

"I accidentally hit him with a bat."

Wed, 08 Jun 2016 21:56:42 +0000

“I accidentally hit him with a bat.”

@milorichard, who may not fully appreciate the meaning of accidental.

RT @dansinker: @dylanr OMG WAIT: DO YOU STILL WEAR COLLARS LIKE THAT, AND YOUR BEARD IS JUST COVERIN...

Tue, 07 Jun 2016 15:12:46 +0000

RT @dansinker: @dylanr OMG WAIT: DO YOU STILL WEAR COLLARS LIKE THAT, AND YOUR BEARD IS JUST COVERING THEM?!??!?!

Also almost exactly 11 years prior, at the same place, we went to the prom together. https://t.co/YB...

Tue, 07 Jun 2016 14:59:23 +0000

Also almost exactly 11 years prior, at the same place, we went to the prom together. twitter.com

8 years ago today @sarah_slocum and I got hitched. https://t.co/TYvgeAgDoB

Tue, 07 Jun 2016 14:57:24 +0000

8 years ago today @sarah_slocum and I got hitched. x.com

"I'm hurt proof." - @felixerrichard

Mon, 06 Jun 2016 00:03:20 +0000

“I’m hurt proof.” - @felixerrichard

#whatcouldgowrong

always nice to get sent a sweet pic of @felixerrichard https://t.co/jj7UeT4ZDb

Fri, 03 Jun 2016 22:12:38 +0000

always nice to get sent a sweet pic of @felixerrichard x.com

fuck it, I'm just gonna spend all day listening to The Shaggs.

Tue, 24 May 2016 15:21:59 +0000

fuck it, I’m just gonna spend all day listening to The Shaggs.

.@felixerrichard, speaking to me:

Sat, 21 May 2016 00:40:09 +0000

. @felixerrichard, speaking to me:
“YOU HAVE FAILED AGAIN!!!”

is there a new @googlenexus phone coming this @googleio?

Wed, 18 May 2016 21:17:13 +0000

is there a new @googlenexus phone coming this @googleio?

My @googlenexus Nexus 5 is almost unusably slow. What should I get instead?

Sun, 15 May 2016 17:17:17 +0000

My @googlenexus Nexus 5 is almost unusably slow. What should I get instead?

.@felixerrichard doing his best John Waters impression. Also, he got new glasses. https://t.co/jnsjh...

Sun, 15 May 2016 15:56:12 +0000

. @felixerrichard doing his best John Waters impression. Also, he got new glasses. x.com

me right now: why do I have a tab open to https://t.co/n5xeHqMiEu?

Wed, 11 May 2016 15:37:16 +0000

me right now: why do I have a tab open to tractorsupply.com?

It is really gross when you get on a train where someone has just smoked.

Thu, 05 May 2016 15:15:40 +0000

It is really gross when you get on a train where someone has just smoked.

does @amazon sell backs? I could use a new back.

Mon, 02 May 2016 15:35:58 +0000

does @amazon sell backs? I could use a new back.

Me: I'm flying out tonight.

Mon, 02 May 2016 00:32:52 +0000

Me: I’m flying out tonight.
@felixerrichard: I put a bomb in your suitcase.
Me: Felix, that’s not funny.
F: It is to the god of war!

Pro tip: whenever you're in an @uber, split the fare with @harper.

Wed, 27 Apr 2016 20:01:07 +0000

Pro tip: whenever you’re in an @uber, split the fare with @harper.

.@milorichard "it's basically"

Sun, 24 Apr 2016 01:45:21 +0000

. @milorichard “it’s basically”
@felixerrichard “a battle!”
M: “no, a short version of”
F: “Mary Poppins”
M: “Percy Jackson”
F: “yeah”

"Go go gadget: be sad!" -@felixerrichard

Sat, 23 Apr 2016 23:30:40 +0000

“Go go gadget: be sad!” - @felixerrichard

#dontcryemokid

"392 horse pounds" - @CLINT

Wed, 20 Apr 2016 19:08:01 +0000

“392 horse pounds” - @CLINT

I haven't gone a full week in the past 15 years without listening to @atomgoren https://t.co/9JNtUmm...

Wed, 20 Apr 2016 18:10:44 +0000

I haven’t gone a full week in the past 15 years without listening to @atomgoren noisey.vice.com via @NOISEYMUSIC

ok, seriously, @wawa. What can I do to get a wawa in Chicago?

Tue, 19 Apr 2016 14:41:36 +0000

ok, seriously, @wawa. What can I do to get a wawa in Chicago?

User research in the wild.

Tue, 19 Apr 2016 13:35:48 +0000

User research in the wild.

Wish I had time to stop and contribute. x.com

Me: "Good night!"

Tue, 19 Apr 2016 00:54:58 +0000

Me: “Good night!”
@felixerrichard: “We’ll see about that!”

It's not every day that I see someone with a beard that puts mine to shame. Kudos to you, random bea...

Mon, 18 Apr 2016 21:19:48 +0000

It’s not every day that I see someone with a beard that puts mine to shame. Kudos to you, random bearded dude.

Imagine if four year olds made sense.

Sat, 16 Apr 2016 00:06:23 +0000

Imagine if four year olds made sense.

this is awesome. https://t.co/u1vDmhT3Vt

Thu, 07 Apr 2016 21:50:58 +0000

this is awesome. twitter.com

RT @tolar: So much @dylanr https://t.co/kqGdGY1yXc

Thu, 07 Apr 2016 04:07:59 +0000

RT @tolar: So much @dylanr twitter.com

“We’d like to introduce you to Thington!” by @tomcoates https://t.co/Die9x2cTtE

Thu, 07 Apr 2016 04:06:59 +0000

“We’d like to introduce you to Thington!” by @tomcoates medium.com

So excited for this.

RT @CLINT: got a new iPhone case today https://t.co/BirwoAG6Ym https://t.co/iAI9RLlGXc

Fri, 01 Apr 2016 21:52:31 +0000

RT @CLINT: got a new iPhone case today ift.tt twitter.com

"Our navigation database is corrupted." Filed under: the future is amazing.

Fri, 01 Apr 2016 05:37:54 +0000

“Our navigation database is corrupted.” Filed under: the future is amazing.

the saddest burrito.

Fri, 01 Apr 2016 04:27:54 +0000

the saddest burrito.

is this the box where I tell everyone I want a tesla 3?

Fri, 01 Apr 2016 04:22:43 +0000

is this the box where I tell everyone I want a tesla 3?

I was dead set on being in a shitty mood today, but I accidentally listed to Serge Gainsbourg and no...

Wed, 30 Mar 2016 14:25:00 +0000

I was dead set on being in a shitty mood today, but I accidentally listed to Serge Gainsbourg and now my head is full of fun.

Kid walking through the airport pointing at me and yelling "DEVIL!!!!".

Fri, 25 Mar 2016 23:58:12 +0000

Kid walking through the airport pointing at me and yelling “DEVIL!!!!”.

or, as I call it, Friday.

Kinda loving hearing Tribe at all these random places.

Thu, 24 Mar 2016 02:58:20 +0000

Kinda loving hearing Tribe at all these random places.

Super bummed about why I’m hearing Tribe at all these random places.

listening to king missile. you know, because I'm still 16 and artsy in my head.

Wed, 23 Mar 2016 16:01:33 +0000

listening to king missile. you know, because I’m still 16 and artsy in my head.

Just saw a dude in a Benz with the license plate "EX POOR"...

Thu, 17 Mar 2016 23:48:15 +0000

Just saw a dude in a Benz with the license plate “EX POOR”…

The rest of this train is missing out on the fun dance party I'm having in my head.

Thu, 17 Mar 2016 22:58:09 +0000

The rest of this train is missing out on the fun dance party I’m having in my head.

kinda done with politics, tbh.

Sat, 12 Mar 2016 02:04:13 +0000

kinda done with politics, tbh.

/me finds pics of cute kittens instead.

Chicago shuts down Trump, RT for mykindatown, fav for liberalfascists

Sat, 12 Mar 2016 02:03:45 +0000

Chicago shuts down Trump, RT for mykindatown, fav for liberalfascists

This is fine. https://t.co/PKWxcUaG3q

Sat, 12 Mar 2016 00:18:53 +0000

This is fine. x.com

creating email filters: `subject:webinar -> skip the inbox`

Fri, 11 Mar 2016 02:41:43 +0000

creating email filters: subject:webinar -> skip the inbox

Listening to @TheeRealFDHC with the family because @felixerrichard wanted to listen to a rockstar na...

Sun, 06 Mar 2016 22:55:56 +0000

Listening to @TheeRealFDHC with the family because @felixerrichard wanted to listen to a rockstar named felix.

Life goals: set aside half an hour a day to walk around and listen to @deadmilkmen. Happier and heal...

Fri, 26 Feb 2016 15:48:16 +0000

Life goals: set aside half an hour a day to walk around and listen to @deadmilkmen. Happier and healthier.

.@milorichard modelling @felixerrichard's new hat from @domrichard https://t.co/KsDhtEjuqv

Thu, 25 Feb 2016 01:12:21 +0000

. @milorichard modelling @felixerrichard’s new hat from @domrichard x.com

This ridiculous awesome dude turned 4 today!

Wed, 24 Feb 2016 23:46:43 +0000

This ridiculous awesome dude turned 4 today!
/cc @felixerrichard x.com

one of the best things we did @modest. made so many facets of work better.

Tue, 23 Feb 2016 15:20:09 +0000

one of the best things we did @modest. made so many facets of work better.
medium.com Well said, @victoriap8er

Perfect summation of the pain, joy, love, sadness, and suspension of disbelief that is to live in Ch...

Tue, 23 Feb 2016 14:55:26 +0000

Perfect summation of the pain, joy, love, sadness, and suspension of disbelief that is to live in Chicago right now. medium.com

Welp, i can cross having raw eggs thrown at me off my bucket list.

Thu, 18 Feb 2016 04:03:44 +0000

Welp, i can cross having raw eggs thrown at me off my bucket list.

oh my inbox!

Wed, 17 Feb 2016 17:51:44 +0000

oh my inbox!

Me: how are you going to go to sleep tonight?

Wed, 17 Feb 2016 00:54:46 +0000

Me: how are you going to go to sleep tonight?
@felixerrichard: better than a dog falling into a monster’s mouth.

so, i guess good?

exciting to start to share what we've been working on since @modest joined @braintree @PayPal

Thu, 11 Feb 2016 19:59:39 +0000

exciting to start to share what we’ve been working on since @modest joined @braintree @PayPal
paypal.com
congrats team!

the internet is like that closet where i shoved all that stuff I thought would be nice to see later.

Thu, 11 Feb 2016 15:36:42 +0000

the internet is like that closet where i shoved all that stuff I thought would be nice to see later.

I have a deep bench of frustrations.

Fri, 05 Feb 2016 18:36:39 +0000

I have a deep bench of frustrations.

tabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabs...

Wed, 03 Feb 2016 22:29:36 +0000

tabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabs

So windy that I almost accidentally donated my hat to the Chicago river.

Tue, 02 Feb 2016 15:37:00 +0000

So windy that I almost accidentally donated my hat to the Chicago river.

this coffee I bought this morning sure is tasty cold...

Mon, 01 Feb 2016 23:20:01 +0000

this coffee I bought this morning sure is tasty cold…

Added to to-do list: "get shit in order."

Mon, 01 Feb 2016 15:57:41 +0000

Added to to-do list: “get shit in order.”

That should cover it.

"Computers are easy, you just 'beep bop boop'. How is that a whole career?" -@sarah_slocum taking a ...

Sun, 31 Jan 2016 21:36:29 +0000

“Computers are easy, you just ‘beep bop boop’. How is that a whole career?” - @sarah_slocum taking a stand on my work life.

RT @CLINT: tfw u fuck around and turn into a laptop cc @dylanr https://t.co/D5SNrQezVk

Fri, 29 Jan 2016 23:22:56 +0000

RT @CLINT: tfw u fuck around and turn into a laptop cc @dylanr twitter.com

phrases I use to refer to higher fidelity communication: "face words talk" and "using mouth words".

Thu, 28 Jan 2016 20:35:21 +0000

phrases I use to refer to higher fidelity communication: “face words talk” and “using mouth words”.

I excel at communication.

or better yet, just take a week off and declare inbox bankruptcy across the board.

Fri, 15 Jan 2016 20:04:45 +0000

or better yet, just take a week off and declare inbox bankruptcy across the board.

I'm going to take a week off just to deal with my various inboxes.

Fri, 15 Jan 2016 19:59:54 +0000

I’m going to take a week off just to deal with my various inboxes.

(•_•)

Wed, 13 Jan 2016 16:14:29 +0000

(•_•)
<) )╯Flannel
/ \

(•_•)
( (> Lined
/ \

(•_•)
<) )> Jeans
/ \

Good day for the perma-scarf. https://t.co/xWoy5VB1ob

Wed, 13 Jan 2016 15:23:55 +0000

Good day for the perma-scarf. x.com

there is a chance that @harper and I may be a alternate universe Bill and Ted.

Fri, 08 Jan 2016 21:46:10 +0000

there is a chance that @harper and I may be a alternate universe Bill and Ted.

.@felixerrichard's review of the Picasso sculpture exhibit at the moma. https://t.co/FeekY6Z6mj

Sat, 26 Dec 2015 20:21:08 +0000

. @felixerrichard’s review of the Picasso sculpture exhibit at the moma. x.com

What series of life choices leaves you wearing a beret to the moma?

Sat, 26 Dec 2015 20:09:42 +0000

What series of life choices leaves you wearing a beret to the moma?

Hard questions from @felixerrichard, dinner edition:

Sun, 20 Dec 2015 00:47:16 +0000

Hard questions from @felixerrichard, dinner edition:
“Why am I not God?”

hey @SlackHQ. thanks for `/remind` it's awesome.

Sat, 05 Dec 2015 04:05:32 +0000

hey @SlackHQ. thanks for /remind it’s awesome.

welp. @milorichard wrote a story today about how to cook a tofurkey.

Mon, 30 Nov 2015 23:48:50 +0000

welp. @milorichard wrote a story today about how to cook a tofurkey.

RT @jessevondoom: @harper Real talk: @dylanr is my be-chill idol.

Fri, 20 Nov 2015 23:53:26 +0000

RT @jessevondoom: @harper Real talk: @dylanr is my be-chill idol.

Me: that's crazy talk.

Sun, 15 Nov 2015 23:51:59 +0000

Me: that’s crazy talk.
@milorichard: no, that’s real talk.

It has been more than 2 weeks since I've been to @handlebarchi. This must be remedied asap.

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 01:03:21 +0000

It has been more than 2 weeks since I’ve been to @handlebarchi. This must be remedied asap.

Well this is certainly nice to come home to. https://t.co/Fv5osfXnG6

Wed, 11 Nov 2015 17:32:52 +0000

Well this is certainly nice to come home to. x.com

tfw you quickly check up on world news and everything is terrible and humanity is doomed.

Thu, 05 Nov 2015 16:06:46 +0000

tfw you quickly check up on world news and everything is terrible and humanity is doomed.

Me: guess what's in my pocket.

Sun, 25 Oct 2015 16:00:23 +0000

Me: guess what’s in my pocket.
@milorichard: a rotting carcass!

"Can you tell us an old fashion story? Like about telephones?" - @felixerrichard

Sun, 18 Oct 2015 18:10:47 +0000

“Can you tell us an old fashion story? Like about telephones?” - @felixerrichard

dear science,

Fri, 16 Oct 2015 16:11:20 +0000

dear science,
do I listen to music to match my mood, or does my mood conform to my music?
relatedly, crass is still awesome.
thanks,
-dylan

Man... @allspaw making me want to go back to school. #VelocityConf

Wed, 14 Oct 2015 14:15:00 +0000

Man… @allspaw making me want to go back to school. #VelocityConf

Me: "what do you want to do tomorrow?"

Fri, 09 Oct 2015 12:22:43 +0000

Me: “what do you want to do tomorrow?”
@milorichard: “1-play video games.
2-be awesome.”

Today I partook of the traditional @aaronsalmon coffee after dentist.

Sat, 03 Oct 2015 23:13:35 +0000

Today I partook of the traditional @aaronsalmon coffee after dentist.

Turns out @felixerrichard is a big fan of early primus.

Sat, 03 Oct 2015 20:59:47 +0000

Turns out @felixerrichard is a big fan of early primus.

/remind me in about 11 months that I should go to #cultivatecon (this better work, this is my third ...

Tue, 29 Sep 2015 18:11:13 +0000

/remind me in about 11 months that I should go to #cultivatecon (this better work, this is my third year missing it)

SF friends: where should I get dinner?

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 01:54:13 +0000

SF friends: where should I get dinner?

My understatement of the day, re: Porsche: "They're good at cars."

Thu, 17 Sep 2015 12:53:33 +0000

My understatement of the day, re: Porsche: “They’re good at cars.”

Now @felixerrichard has a first day of (pre-) school, too! http://t.co/5Cd4KwHMsu

Mon, 14 Sep 2015 14:15:25 +0000

Now @felixerrichard has a first day of (pre-) school, too! twitter.com

Wish I had been able to make it to #techinclusion15. Seems like it was productive.

Sun, 13 Sep 2015 01:32:05 +0000

Wish I had been able to make it to #techinclusion15. Seems like it was productive.

Also, @felixerrichard wants to read. http://t.co/14X5kLKB6e

Wed, 09 Sep 2015 14:03:34 +0000

Also, @felixerrichard wants to read. twitter.com

Zomg @milorichard is a first grader. /cc @Chicago_Friends http://t.co/xCJlDLio11

Wed, 09 Sep 2015 14:03:12 +0000

Zomg @milorichard is a first grader. /cc @Chicago_Friends twitter.com

RT @ejacqui: Welp @CLINT @dylanr http://t.co/WdnWLUDVig

Sun, 06 Sep 2015 02:33:08 +0000

RT @ejacqui: Welp @CLINT @dylanr twitter.com

.@felixerrichard, while gorging himself on the @handlebarchi patio: "there's nothing like food!"

Sat, 05 Sep 2015 19:09:16 +0000

. @felixerrichard, while gorging himself on the @handlebarchi patio: “there’s nothing like food!”

.@felixerrichard "I want to be a fishmonger when I grow up."

Fri, 04 Sep 2015 00:31:20 +0000

. @felixerrichard “I want to be a fishmonger when I grow up.”
ME: “A fishmonger?”
FR: “I mean a fish. I want to be a fish when I grow up.”

GPS directions to my house keep directing people to my alley.

Wed, 02 Sep 2015 01:55:24 +0000

GPS directions to my house keep directing people to my alley.

/me would like this mid-grade headache to be over.

Mon, 31 Aug 2015 22:07:14 +0000

/me would like this mid-grade headache to be over.

welp. gonna just spend my morning looking at pictures of kittens.

Wed, 26 Aug 2015 15:34:39 +0000

welp. gonna just spend my morning looking at pictures of kittens.

.@milorichard "this'll make me feel better..."

Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:50:43 +0000

. @milorichard “this’ll make me feel better…”

[forces pillow over my face]

Ridiculously excited for @modest be joining the @PayPal/@braintree team! We're going to do amazing t...

Wed, 19 Aug 2015 14:18:58 +0000

Ridiculously excited for @modest be joining the @PayPal/ @braintree team! We’re going to do amazing things! braintreepayments.com

Pretty sure I dropped my ventra card at @handlebarchi. Second lost in three weeks. Drat these new sh...

Wed, 19 Aug 2015 02:19:27 +0000

Pretty sure I dropped my ventra card at @handlebarchi. Second lost in three weeks. Drat these new shorts and their uncontaining pockets.

Me: "Which do you want, milk or water?"

Sun, 16 Aug 2015 22:23:01 +0000

Me: “Which do you want, milk or water?”
@felixerrichard: “Blood. Blood, please.”

#wtf

today is my amazing wife @sarah_slocum's birthday! so grateful to have her as my partner.

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 15:16:48 +0000

today is my amazing wife @sarah_slocum’s birthday! so grateful to have her as my partner.

"WHAT NUMBER IS EIGHT?!?!?" - @harper

Tue, 11 Aug 2015 16:29:27 +0000

“WHAT NUMBER IS EIGHT?!?!?” - @harper

I'm somehow losing this argument I didn't realize I was having. #parenthood

Sat, 08 Aug 2015 23:13:31 +0000

I’m somehow losing this argument I didn’t realize I was having. #parenthood

"No, Papa, he's right. You need water to survive." - @milorichard

Sat, 08 Aug 2015 23:12:30 +0000

“No, Papa, he’s right. You need water to survive.” - @milorichard

"If you don't like water, you'll have to be killed." - @felixerrichard

Sat, 08 Aug 2015 23:12:13 +0000

“If you don’t like water, you’ll have to be killed.” - @felixerrichard

not sure why the @modest @sonos hates Pink Floyd.

Fri, 07 Aug 2015 12:59:34 +0000

not sure why the @modest @sonos hates Pink Floyd.

watching @harper watching a video of @harper... #harperception

Thu, 06 Aug 2015 19:47:30 +0000

watching @harper watching a video of @harper… #harperception

fortified with donuts.

Thu, 06 Aug 2015 18:56:05 +0000

fortified with donuts.

listening to hall & oates and thinking of @thomasryan.

Tue, 04 Aug 2015 19:19:08 +0000

listening to hall & oates and thinking of @thomasryan.

that vegan oatmeal creme pie is health food, right?

Tue, 04 Aug 2015 19:12:41 +0000

that vegan oatmeal creme pie is health food, right?

can i shift to an all watermelon diet?

Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:45:58 +0000

can i shift to an all watermelon diet?

"I can't right now, because I'm dead. Sorry." -@felixerrichard

Sun, 02 Aug 2015 21:46:07 +0000

“I can’t right now, because I’m dead. Sorry.” - @felixerrichard

That boy knows how to shirk responsibility.

i am talking to myself.

Sat, 01 Aug 2015 02:40:46 +0000

i am talking to myself.

asking questions.

out loud.

Not sure why everyone staring at me. /me checks http://t.co/FmwYujqfDg

Sat, 01 Aug 2015 00:10:42 +0000

Not sure why everyone staring at me. /me checks twitter.com

it is bright in here without sunglasses.

Fri, 31 Jul 2015 16:17:13 +0000

it is bright in here without sunglasses.

.@harper: gotta sort through all these pics of these people

Thu, 30 Jul 2015 19:52:33 +0000

. @harper: gotta sort through all these pics of these people
ME: it’s a search for images of your face
H: yep
ME: it’s all pics of you
H: yep

Great news everyone!

Tue, 28 Jul 2015 02:24:49 +0000

Great news everyone!

Raspberries are still awesome.

switched to listening to Iron Maiden, because I'm actually 10 in my head.

Sun, 26 Jul 2015 02:37:32 +0000

switched to listening to Iron Maiden, because I’m actually 10 in my head.

listening to operation ivy, because I'm apparently still 13 in my head.

Sun, 26 Jul 2015 01:31:56 +0000

listening to operation ivy, because I’m apparently still 13 in my head.

"How did I get here?"

Fri, 10 Jul 2015 20:12:11 +0000

“How did I get here?”

@gaurisharma

"So here we are on Mars." https://t.co/FzgszD1bvU a great example of why @jkriss is one of my favori...

Tue, 07 Jul 2015 05:02:48 +0000

“So here we are on Mars.” medium.com a great example of why @jkriss is one of my favorite people.

The hippie exodus from Chicago this morning is a sight to behold.

Mon, 06 Jul 2015 13:59:54 +0000

The hippie exodus from Chicago this morning is a sight to behold.

A wild @CLINT has appeared! [insert picture I'm not actually going to take on a crowded train, becau...

Mon, 06 Jul 2015 13:40:09 +0000

A wild @CLINT has appeared! [insert picture I’m not actually going to take on a crowded train, because creepy]

Oh man... @Postmates works for @chicagodiner again. Terrible news for my wallet, great news for me!

Mon, 06 Jul 2015 02:24:12 +0000

Oh man… @Postmates works for @chicagodiner again. Terrible news for my wallet, great news for me!

Try to explain straight edge to a five year old and not feel stupid.

Sun, 05 Jul 2015 21:32:40 +0000

Try to explain straight edge to a five year old and not feel stupid.

Awesome lunch at @handlebarchi with the kiddos listening to minor threat.. Or as my kids will know t...

Sun, 05 Jul 2015 19:13:00 +0000

Awesome lunch at @handlebarchi with the kiddos listening to minor threat.. Or as my kids will know them, ‘oldies’.

"Why would you dress up like a pony? That's the dumbest thing in the world." -@milorichard after hav...

Sun, 05 Jul 2015 19:01:19 +0000

“Why would you dress up like a pony? That’s the dumbest thing in the world.” - @milorichard after having bronies explained to him.

"Is karate a dangerous game for babies?" -@felixerrichard

Sun, 05 Jul 2015 18:08:24 +0000

“Is karate a dangerous game for babies?” - @felixerrichard

"Papa, can you pause the fireworks?" -@milorichard

Sun, 05 Jul 2015 02:21:32 +0000

“Papa, can you pause the fireworks?” - @milorichard

I am terrible at figuring out what I want for lunch.

Fri, 03 Jul 2015 18:36:34 +0000

I am terrible at figuring out what I want for lunch.

working out of a coffee shop like it's 2010 or something.

Fri, 03 Jul 2015 16:16:48 +0000

working out of a coffee shop like it’s 2010 or something.

It's in the fifties.

Wed, 01 Jul 2015 14:02:48 +0000

It’s in the fifties.
It’s July.

I’m going to wear shorts.

sometimes the misfits are the only thing that can get me to concentrate.

Mon, 22 Jun 2015 18:16:04 +0000

sometimes the misfits are the only thing that can get me to concentrate.

Best socks and best beard at this wedding. #killingit /cc @SlackHQ http://t.co/4OMd9FXu2R

Sat, 13 Jun 2015 18:38:13 +0000

Best socks and best beard at this wedding. #killingit /cc @SlackHQ twitter.com

Walked home through a hail storm. http://t.co/EUGicuolY6

Tue, 09 Jun 2015 01:40:47 +0000

Walked home through a hail storm. twitter.com

7 awesome years. Many more to come. http://t.co/tLZrQLiT6y

Mon, 08 Jun 2015 03:30:12 +0000

7 awesome years. Many more to come. twitter.com

RT @harper: Hey @dylanr http://t.co/BJFV26xRAz

Wed, 03 Jun 2015 02:41:34 +0000

RT @harper: Hey @dylanr twitter.com

.@milorichard pretending to be a chicken:

Sat, 30 May 2015 22:00:51 +0000

. @milorichard pretending to be a chicken:
“I don’t want to be butchered! I don’t want to be butchered!”

I find myself following less tech bullshit on Twitter and more people striving to do good in the wor...

Thu, 28 May 2015 16:06:46 +0000

I find myself following less tech bullshit on Twitter and more people striving to do good in the world. Wish there was a bigger overlap.

I could probably eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

Wed, 27 May 2015 03:01:20 +0000

I could probably eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

.@felixerrichard got his bangs cut and now he looks like yolandi.

Sat, 23 May 2015 13:55:54 +0000

. @felixerrichard got his bangs cut and now he looks like yolandi.

"Watch my backwards jumping sports!"

Sat, 23 May 2015 00:50:12 +0000

“Watch my backwards jumping sports!”

I may have failed @milorichard in sports learning.

Turns out, @harper is a square.

Wed, 20 May 2015 15:20:29 +0000

Turns out, @harper is a square.

Was nice to see a couple of 914s on the west Marin twisty roads this morning. Thanks whatever p-car ...

Sun, 17 May 2015 22:58:20 +0000

Was nice to see a couple of 914s on the west Marin twisty roads this morning. Thanks whatever p-car club was out on a cruise.

A 911 Carrera 4s can really out accelerate a Yaris. #verified #science

Sun, 17 May 2015 22:55:45 +0000

A 911 Carrera 4s can really out accelerate a Yaris. #verified #science

.@felixerrichard after screaming like a banshee for me after being put to bed:

Wed, 13 May 2015 01:07:12 +0000

. @felixerrichard after screaming like a banshee for me after being put to bed:
“Papa, what do humpback whales look like?”

.@felixerrichard's idea for me this morning "next time, just don't go to work."

Thu, 07 May 2015 16:39:22 +0000

. @felixerrichard’s idea for me this morning “next time, just don’t go to work.”

"I want to drink up your blood. Drink drink drink, then you die." - @felixerrichard

Wed, 06 May 2015 12:37:06 +0000

“I want to drink up your blood. Drink drink drink, then you die.” - @felixerrichard

#ummmm
#goodmorning

Creepy misty chicago. http://t.co/78xRnVrE9m

Tue, 05 May 2015 18:09:18 +0000

Creepy misty chicago. twitter.com

"We're not going to kill you. Just mama." - @felixerrichard

Sun, 03 May 2015 19:13:28 +0000

“We’re not going to kill you. Just mama.” - @felixerrichard

#parenthood #truelove

"Why do you have a cow on your hat?" @felixerrichard - on seeing a bulls hat. Demonstrating my inabi...

Tue, 21 Apr 2015 02:42:30 +0000

“Why do you have a cow on your hat?” @felixerrichard - on seeing a bulls hat. Demonstrating my inability to teach him about sports.

Fun seeing @dylanreed... If only for half a second before being hung up on.

Tue, 21 Apr 2015 01:13:27 +0000

Fun seeing @dylanreed… If only for half a second before being hung up on.

Me: I'm going on another trip, buddy, so I won't see you tomorrow.

Tue, 14 Apr 2015 11:54:13 +0000

Me: I’m going on another trip, buddy, so I won’t see you tomorrow.

@milorichard: good. I love that.

#trollgamestrong

Every time I'm on a plane waiting to take off google now taunts me and tells me how far I am from ho...

Tue, 14 Apr 2015 11:49:33 +0000

Every time I’m on a plane waiting to take off google now taunts me and tells me how far I am from home.

Where does one find those archetypal orthopedic shoes? Feel like that's missing from my wardrobe. #o...

Tue, 14 Apr 2015 10:02:21 +0000

Where does one find those archetypal orthopedic shoes? Feel like that’s missing from my wardrobe. #orthopedchic

Dancin'. Waitin' for the train.

Tue, 14 Apr 2015 09:56:58 +0000

Dancin’. Waitin’ for the train.

Cautionary tale: http://t.co/tCPXodjnC9

Sat, 11 Apr 2015 17:32:02 +0000

Cautionary tale: twitter.com

Oh hi Chicago! It is warmer here then when I left.

Sat, 11 Apr 2015 10:42:31 +0000

Oh hi Chicago! It is warmer here then when I left.

Also earlier. yawns

When we found out we might make it home tonight... http://t.co/SytiSKheMH

Sat, 11 Apr 2015 05:57:43 +0000

When we found out we might make it home tonight… twitter.com

Dear @united,

Sat, 11 Apr 2015 05:55:59 +0000

Dear @united,
Take three.
Also, almost canceled because you can’t do basic math?
Wish I could get these last five hours back.

After another hour on the tarmac with the kids, next logical step is cancel the flight and return to...

Sat, 11 Apr 2015 05:36:14 +0000

After another hour on the tarmac with the kids, next logical step is cancel the flight and return to the terminal.

Wait. No. Why @united?

I get it now.

Sat, 11 Apr 2015 03:58:53 +0000

I get it now.

Musical planes!

You know, for kids!

Even better:

Sat, 11 Apr 2015 03:06:21 +0000

Even better:
You’ve been on a plane with your kids for two hours?
Let’s head back to the gate.
You know, for funsies.
Also, to wait more.

Delayed hours on a plane? Fun.

Sat, 11 Apr 2015 02:51:13 +0000

Delayed hours on a plane? Fun.

Delayed hours on a plane with your children? Priceless.

Wherein I try not to fall asleep on this boat.

Fri, 10 Apr 2015 01:37:48 +0000

Wherein I try not to fall asleep on this boat.

If you're a bcc email recipient, why isn't the default reply-all scope just the sender?

Fri, 10 Apr 2015 01:19:56 +0000

If you’re a bcc email recipient, why isn’t the default reply-all scope just the sender?

.@felixerrichard is now insouciantly introducing himself as "Batman". #terriblesecretidentity

Thu, 09 Apr 2015 07:04:05 +0000

. @felixerrichard is now insouciantly introducing himself as “Batman”. #terriblesecretidentity

So, how does one get around sf with kids without car seats?

Thu, 09 Apr 2015 06:17:07 +0000

So, how does one get around sf with kids without car seats?

If you think that you have no gender/race/etc bias in your company/life/etc you're lying.

Fri, 03 Apr 2015 02:20:48 +0000

If you think that you have no gender/race/etc bias in your company/life/etc you’re lying.
Probably foremost to yourself.

This was a great read. Time to get comfortable fighting against the subtle along with the overt. htt...

Fri, 03 Apr 2015 02:18:17 +0000

This was a great read. Time to get comfortable fighting against the subtle along with the overt. on.recode.net

Woot! Surrounded by @chrisdilts photos while I eat delicious veggie food. This is my kind of evening...

Thu, 02 Apr 2015 02:15:16 +0000

Woot! Surrounded by @chrisdilts photos while I eat delicious veggie food. This is my kind of evening.

Me: "Hey guys, what're you talking about?"

Sun, 29 Mar 2015 20:57:25 +0000

Me: “Hey guys, what’re you talking about?”
@milorichard and @felixerrichard: “You dying.”

#uplifting

having a conversation with the slack bot. Seems legit, right? /cc @SlackHQ

Fri, 27 Mar 2015 03:04:13 +0000

having a conversation with the slack bot. Seems legit, right? /cc @SlackHQ

Achievement unlocked: worst dressed at the fashion conference. Great time and learned a bunch. Thank...

Tue, 24 Mar 2015 21:15:13 +0000

Achievement unlocked: worst dressed at the fashion conference. Great time and learned a bunch. Thanks @sandyhussain! #therealFD

Luckily, as a culture, we handle weather delays during travel super well.

Mon, 23 Mar 2015 20:20:38 +0000

Luckily, as a culture, we handle weather delays during travel super well.

HOORAY FOR SPRING!!!!! http://t.co/J4jDD6TC2U

Mon, 23 Mar 2015 14:07:06 +0000

HOORAY FOR SPRING!!!!! twitter.com

Creepy songs about underage girls.. Made creepier with the magic of karaoke. /cc @CLINT @andreakalin...

Sun, 22 Mar 2015 02:51:07 +0000

Creepy songs about underage girls.. Made creepier with the magic of karaoke. /cc @CLINT @andreakalinka

Man. @ejacqui about to flip a table about people liking deep space nine.

Sun, 22 Mar 2015 02:21:47 +0000

Man. @ejacqui about to flip a table about people liking deep space nine.

In all seriousness, happy birthday to @harper. Best partner and friend I could possibly hope for. Th...

Sat, 21 Mar 2015 15:55:25 +0000

In all seriousness, happy birthday to @harper. Best partner and friend I could possibly hope for. Thanks for being awesome.

Happy @harper day everyone!

Sat, 21 Mar 2015 15:48:27 +0000

Happy @harper day everyone!

Of note: I love @SlackHQ and @alirayl is awesome. Can't stress importance of customer experience in ...

Thu, 19 Mar 2015 20:50:34 +0000

Of note: I love @SlackHQ and @alirayl is awesome. Can’t stress importance of customer experience in building company/product.

RT @harper: Dylan: "I am a vegetarian. I can't have meat"

Tue, 17 Mar 2015 20:00:53 +0000

RT @harper: Dylan: “I am a vegetarian. I can’t have meat”
Restaurant: “here is your dish. As you asked. No mint. "
Dylan: ಠ_ಠ

/me pours one out for my orange sunglasses... Hopefully to be fixed tomorrow.

Sun, 15 Mar 2015 01:31:09 +0000

/me pours one out for my orange sunglasses… Hopefully to be fixed tomorrow.

"Today I will kill you." - @felixerrichard

Tue, 10 Mar 2015 12:55:12 +0000

“Today I will kill you.” - @felixerrichard

who at @modest decided it would be ok to put Spice Girls on the @Sonos?

Mon, 09 Mar 2015 23:37:48 +0000

who at @modest decided it would be ok to put Spice Girls on the @Sonos?

"What units do you usually use to measure fulfillment?" -@Arkmashton

Wed, 04 Mar 2015 03:11:28 +0000

“What units do you usually use to measure fulfillment?” - @Arkmashton

How the fuck do I end up with no computers that can read a CD?

Tue, 03 Mar 2015 03:59:08 +0000

How the fuck do I end up with no computers that can read a CD?

This morning's shuffle gift: "it's not easy being green" (Kermit) -> "return of the unicorn" (Sea...

Fri, 27 Feb 2015 15:16:20 +0000

This morning’s shuffle gift: “it’s not easy being green” (Kermit) -> “return of the unicorn” (Sean Na Na) /cc @HarMarSuperstar

Wtf happened in the last three hours when I wasn't on the internet?

Fri, 27 Feb 2015 04:01:19 +0000

Wtf happened in the last three hours when I wasn’t on the internet?

.@harper and I are terrible at being stuck in traffic.

Thu, 26 Feb 2015 15:54:31 +0000

. @harper and I are terrible at being stuck in traffic.

Imma favorite my own tweet.

Thu, 26 Feb 2015 15:54:02 +0000

Imma favorite my own tweet.

My google play music on random is amazing. The Muppets -> Minor Threat transition is actually gre...

Wed, 25 Feb 2015 14:56:31 +0000

My google play music on random is amazing. The Muppets -> Minor Threat transition is actually great.

Fun to share what we've been working on @modest. Excited to help retailers. Ridiculously proud of th...

Tue, 24 Feb 2015 15:56:39 +0000

Fun to share what we’ve been working on @modest. Excited to help retailers. Ridiculously proud of the team and the product.

This awesome dude turns 3 today! Love you so much @felixerrichard. http://t.co/RwATQix8gC

Tue, 24 Feb 2015 13:29:21 +0000

This awesome dude turns 3 today! Love you so much @felixerrichard. twitter.com

"Take your ninja out of your mouth when you're talking." #howiparent

Mon, 23 Feb 2015 00:51:35 +0000

“Take your ninja out of your mouth when you’re talking.” #howiparent

Which circle of hell is a bunch of teenage girls doing Bohemian Rhapsody karaoke simultaneously?

Sun, 22 Feb 2015 23:37:41 +0000

Which circle of hell is a bunch of teenage girls doing Bohemian Rhapsody karaoke simultaneously?

18° feels so warm.

Sat, 21 Feb 2015 00:10:29 +0000

18° feels so warm.

It's frosty out there. http://t.co/i7PnTg2tkv

Thu, 19 Feb 2015 20:22:53 +0000

It’s frosty out there. twitter.com

Chilling in a tunnel on the @ctablue... Medical emergency at Logan Square, apparently.

Thu, 19 Feb 2015 15:26:30 +0000

Chilling in a tunnel on the @ctablue… Medical emergency at Logan Square, apparently.

"You're not ever going to be a part of the family!" -@felixerrichard

Thu, 19 Feb 2015 14:41:26 +0000

“You’re not ever going to be a part of the family!” - @felixerrichard

#goodmorning #fatheroftheyear

possibly the worst part of going bald is knowing that I'll never have a proper mohawk again.

Wed, 18 Feb 2015 23:57:37 +0000

possibly the worst part of going bald is knowing that I’ll never have a proper mohawk again.

can ASAP (As Simply As Possible) be a thing?

Wed, 18 Feb 2015 23:03:51 +0000

can ASAP (As Simply As Possible) be a thing?

Today is my awesome sister @ellemra17's birthday. In her honor I'm going to eat all the cake.

Tue, 17 Feb 2015 17:57:25 +0000

Today is my awesome sister @ellemra17’s birthday. In her honor I’m going to eat all the cake.

"You go away. I hate you, Rex" @felixerrichard talking to a dinosaur.

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 20:54:37 +0000

“You go away. I hate you, Rex” @felixerrichard talking to a dinosaur.

Well, at least we're getting some of that snow we've been missing this winter.

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 20:33:30 +0000

Well, at least we’re getting some of that snow we’ve been missing this winter.

i spend a lot of my life listening to @omgitsjsh say words.

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 19:28:02 +0000

i spend a lot of my life listening to @omgitsjsh say words.

which I like.

I am getting retargeted ads for peeps.

Mon, 09 Feb 2015 04:39:42 +0000

I am getting retargeted ads for peeps.
I am simultaneously pleased and ashamed.

I seem to have a household pest. /cc @felixerrichard http://t.co/vRbG8BxYAG

Sun, 08 Feb 2015 17:39:19 +0000

I seem to have a household pest. /cc @felixerrichard twitter.com

bran flakes, greek yogurt and cheap beer is a totally legit combo, right?

Sun, 08 Feb 2015 04:35:09 +0000

bran flakes, greek yogurt and cheap beer is a totally legit combo, right?

I've started wearing a robe around the house, so I'm about 2 white Russians away from just turning i...

Sun, 08 Feb 2015 04:24:13 +0000

I’ve started wearing a robe around the house, so I’m about 2 white Russians away from just turning into the dude.

I'm really excited for how the new Harper Lee book is going to mess with @harper's mentions.

Wed, 04 Feb 2015 02:10:32 +0000

I’m really excited for how the new Harper Lee book is going to mess with @harper’s mentions.

Welp. @milorichard just legitimately beat me in chess.

Sun, 01 Feb 2015 14:58:59 +0000

Welp. @milorichard just legitimately beat me in chess.

Hey @shawnimal, @felixerrichard had an idea for a new zipper pull. "Tell your friend who makes the n...

Sat, 31 Jan 2015 21:23:42 +0000

Hey @shawnimal, @felixerrichard had an idea for a new zipper pull. “Tell your friend who makes the ninjas that diggers are really cool, too”

I wish I could get more @PeanutChews locally. :(

Mon, 19 Jan 2015 22:54:06 +0000

I wish I could get more @PeanutChews locally. :(

"When will you ever come home soon enough?" @milorichard after I miss bedtime reading for third day ...

Fri, 09 Jan 2015 01:49:33 +0000

“When will you ever come home soon enough?” @milorichard after I miss bedtime reading for third day in a row. #papaoftheyear #gutted

Holy crap, earth crisis just randomly came on shuffle and just like that I'm 16 again.

Fri, 09 Jan 2015 01:28:10 +0000

Holy crap, earth crisis just randomly came on shuffle and just like that I’m 16 again.

Watching @harper seethe. That man is not a fan of traffic.

Wed, 07 Jan 2015 01:52:02 +0000

Watching @harper seethe. That man is not a fan of traffic.

it's normal to turn slightly and have your back crack like 20 times, right?

Tue, 06 Jan 2015 17:40:42 +0000

it’s normal to turn slightly and have your back crack like 20 times, right?

Dat post dentist coffee.

Sat, 03 Jan 2015 16:41:16 +0000

Dat post dentist coffee.
Making me think about @aaronsalmon.

.@felixerrichard, as he destroys his cousin's art:

Tue, 23 Dec 2014 02:30:19 +0000

. @felixerrichard, as he destroys his cousin’s art:

“I HATE ART!”

ironically, an amazing piece of performance art.

.@felixerrichard is awake because he:

Fri, 19 Dec 2014 07:45:40 +0000

. @felixerrichard is awake because he:
a)wants a brown egg
b)likes Gouda cheese more than muenster cheese
c)is a baby cat
d)all of the above

I love Howard Tull-mints. /cc @tullman

Thu, 18 Dec 2014 23:16:34 +0000

I love Howard Tull-mints. /cc @tullman

Wonders how @harper's flight was...

Wed, 03 Dec 2014 12:53:41 +0000

Wonders how @harper’s flight was…

Checks twitter…

o_O

sometimes, I wonder if @harper is simply a markov chain.

Mon, 01 Dec 2014 23:18:35 +0000

sometimes, I wonder if @harper is simply a markov chain.

Important lesson from the little kid named Dylan who sat behind me on the plane.

Sun, 30 Nov 2014 02:20:31 +0000

Important lesson from the little kid named Dylan who sat behind me on the plane.

Dylans don’t give a fuck.

/cc @dylanreed

Counting on @Refused to help me keep my sanity during this trip.

Sat, 29 Nov 2014 20:16:06 +0000

Counting on @Refused to help me keep my sanity during this trip.

"That's not a pirate ship, that's the Mayflower."

Thu, 27 Nov 2014 22:06:11 +0000

“That’s not a pirate ship, that’s the Mayflower.”

“…well…”

#thanksgiving

This may only be funny to hXc kids... http://t.co/yhOCt9mFof

Tue, 25 Nov 2014 00:45:53 +0000

This may only be funny to hXc kids… twitter.com

So when I walk past a line of people waiting outside in the snow for a concert and think "what are t...

Tue, 25 Nov 2014 00:32:04 +0000

So when I walk past a line of people waiting outside in the snow for a concert and think “what are these kids thinking?” Am I old now then?

I probably look more like a wizard than you do. http://t.co/IECBVVN0Iv

Fri, 21 Nov 2014 21:46:05 +0000

I probably look more like a wizard than you do. twitter.com

"It's like the apple store, but for cheese!"

Tue, 18 Nov 2014 14:48:00 +0000

“It’s like the apple store, but for cheese!”

Pickles, bananas and smoked gouda mac and cheese... As you do. http://t.co/0T3NLAEL97

Sun, 16 Nov 2014 18:20:10 +0000

Pickles, bananas and smoked gouda mac and cheese… As you do. twitter.com

"That was the one thing I did that was not awesome." @CLINT

Fri, 14 Nov 2014 00:36:00 +0000

“That was the one thing I did that was not awesome.” @CLINT

Is delivery bloody Marys a thing? If not, why not?

Thu, 13 Nov 2014 05:09:13 +0000

Is delivery bloody Marys a thing? If not, why not?

These dudes look so civilized. http://t.co/u3NYvo0q1U

Tue, 11 Nov 2014 03:28:22 +0000

These dudes look so civilized. twitter.com

Fucking puns.

Tue, 11 Nov 2014 03:00:57 +0000

Fucking puns.

Yes I did just leave a "lmk if you ever want to sell" note on a stranger's '96 golf. #fightme #harle...

Mon, 10 Nov 2014 02:47:50 +0000

Yes I did just leave a “lmk if you ever want to sell” note on a stranger’s ‘96 golf. #fightme #harlequin

Me: "@milorichard, please be helpful."

Sat, 08 Nov 2014 22:26:16 +0000

Me: “ @milorichard, please be helpful.”
@milorichard: “I am, I am the government.”
Me: “…”

Happy birthday to my other 2 year old... My beard. http://t.co/DyAYkijiWR

Fri, 07 Nov 2014 14:29:23 +0000

Happy birthday to my other 2 year old… My beard. twitter.com

Tonight's bedtime brought to you by: promises, bargaining and flat out lies.

Fri, 07 Nov 2014 01:45:39 +0000

Tonight’s bedtime brought to you by: promises, bargaining and flat out lies.

Once again, many thanks to @dansinker for http://t.co/AKB8Bs2I3W

Wed, 05 Nov 2014 00:49:23 +0000

Once again, many thanks to @dansinker for mobilejudges.com

All these commuters are amazed by this radical new thing called stairs.

Wed, 05 Nov 2014 00:06:15 +0000

All these commuters are amazed by this radical new thing called stairs.

Is that actually snow?

Fri, 31 Oct 2014 12:18:13 +0000

Is that actually snow?

Apparently everyone forgot how to train this morning.

Wed, 29 Oct 2014 13:21:29 +0000

Apparently everyone forgot how to train this morning.

Airport laps.

Mon, 27 Oct 2014 23:20:50 +0000

Airport laps.

Eating dinner at handlebar while @milorichard and @felixerrichard talk about being here with @miste...

Sat, 18 Oct 2014 21:53:16 +0000

Eating dinner at handlebar while @milorichard and @felixerrichard talk about being here with @mistermudshark and @reedmorebooks.

a single serve site to show and explain @clint's twitter name.

Thu, 16 Oct 2014 18:27:15 +0000

a single serve site to show and explain @clint’s twitter name.

"Share your toy or we'll kill you and put you in jail!" - @felixerrichard supposedly quoting his pre...

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:14:39 +0000

“Share your toy or we’ll kill you and put you in jail!” - @felixerrichard supposedly quoting his preschool teacher #unreliablesource

sudden realization that it will soon be snow all the time.

Fri, 10 Oct 2014 22:44:26 +0000

sudden realization that it will soon be snow all the time.

Get name on side of building. Do it in comic sans. Rich people, step up your troll game.

Fri, 10 Oct 2014 02:50:03 +0000

Get name on side of building. Do it in comic sans. Rich people, step up your troll game.

Serious flashbacks listening to Gordon Segal talk.

Fri, 10 Oct 2014 01:09:19 +0000

Serious flashbacks listening to Gordon Segal talk.

I have an incredible amount of respect for Carole and Gordon Segal. Great to share the room with the...

Fri, 10 Oct 2014 01:03:47 +0000

I have an incredible amount of respect for Carole and Gordon Segal. Great to share the room with them again. /cc @CrateandBarrel

Hey @Uber_CHI your GPS for the driver just took me on a nice 15 minute detour. Wtf.

Fri, 03 Oct 2014 17:14:53 +0000

Hey @Uber_CHI your GPS for the driver just took me on a nice 15 minute detour. Wtf.

I am a sick wizard.

Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:47:06 +0000

I am a sick wizard.

fun fact: if you listen to @atomgoren all day you feel ~12 years younger. Also, happier.

Fri, 26 Sep 2014 21:53:27 +0000

fun fact: if you listen to @atomgoren all day you feel ~12 years younger. Also, happier.

RT @wearemodest: Today we had a surprise Happy Birthday visit for @dylanr by @trammell and @mileswar...

Fri, 26 Sep 2014 20:50:47 +0000

RT @wearemodest: Today we had a surprise Happy Birthday visit for @dylanr by @trammell and @milesward.

Yay!

OMG! Remote @trammell dance! Today keeps right on rockin'!

Fri, 26 Sep 2014 20:37:19 +0000

OMG! Remote @trammell dance! Today keeps right on rockin'!

Oh man. @CLINT may eat his new iPhone. http://t.co/Olvoq8mFo6

Fri, 26 Sep 2014 20:26:51 +0000

Oh man. @CLINT may eat his new iPhone. twitter.com

Surprise serenade from @milesward. Winning the day.

Fri, 26 Sep 2014 20:25:06 +0000

Surprise serenade from @milesward. Winning the day.

Today was Johnny Appleseed day at @milorichard's school. Cheeky. http://t.co/Fb86L45CRo

Fri, 26 Sep 2014 19:47:38 +0000

Today was Johnny Appleseed day at @milorichard’s school. Cheeky. twitter.com

"Sir, please raise your beard." #freedompatdown #securitytheater

Mon, 22 Sep 2014 22:38:15 +0000

“Sir, please raise your beard.” #freedompatdown #securitytheater

OH: "that's my growth hack!" /cc @CLINT

Thu, 18 Sep 2014 20:24:45 +0000

OH: “that’s my growth hack!” /cc @CLINT

OH: "I've never seen those leather crocs." #birkenstocks /cc @harper

Wed, 17 Sep 2014 14:54:18 +0000

OH: “I’ve never seen those leather crocs.” #birkenstocks /cc @harper

Fri, 12 Sep 2014 19:00:38 +0000

A bone stock Buick regal with a huge "hella unique" sticker on the windshield.

Thu, 11 Sep 2014 14:10:19 +0000

A bone stock Buick regal with a huge “hella unique” sticker on the windshield.

"@felixerrichard, do you see what happens when you try to stab someone?" -@milorichard #realtalk

Tue, 02 Sep 2014 00:12:39 +0000

“ @felixerrichard, do you see what happens when you try to stab someone?” - @milorichard #realtalk

"Why didn't we do teamwork?!" -@milorichard half crying because @felixerrichard opened a door withou...

Wed, 27 Aug 2014 13:09:39 +0000

“Why didn’t we do teamwork?!” - @milorichard half crying because @felixerrichard opened a door without him.

Chicago looks like someone installed f.lux

Tue, 26 Aug 2014 00:41:13 +0000

Chicago looks like someone installed f.lux

#RobotTurtles with @milorichard a bunch. Asked if he wanted to send @danshapiro thank you note. He s...

Mon, 25 Aug 2014 21:56:47 +0000

#RobotTurtles with @milorichard a bunch. Asked if he wanted to send @danshapiro thank you note. He said no bc: “it’s kinda too hard for me”

I think @harper and I just accidentally made a gantt chart.

Fri, 22 Aug 2014 03:49:56 +0000

I think @harper and I just accidentally made a gantt chart.

So much walking today. Even in the rain.. Only to find out my @fitbit battery is dead.

Fri, 22 Aug 2014 01:50:39 +0000

So much walking today. Even in the rain.. Only to find out my @fitbit battery is dead.

Also, that is almost exactly how I look without a beard.

Thu, 21 Aug 2014 14:24:19 +0000

Also, that is almost exactly how I look without a beard.

This dude turned five today!!! http://t.co/vr561OoHdH

Thu, 21 Aug 2014 14:15:51 +0000

This dude turned five today!!! twitter.com

are google hangouts just 100% broken?

Wed, 20 Aug 2014 16:36:29 +0000

are google hangouts just 100% broken?

It is suddenly rainy.

Wed, 20 Aug 2014 01:47:28 +0000

It is suddenly rainy.

Just got called "big homie" by dude on the street... It now ranks as #3 on my list of fun 'fat guy' ...

Wed, 20 Aug 2014 01:23:33 +0000

Just got called “big homie” by dude on the street… It now ranks as #3 on my list of fun ‘fat guy’ names I’ve been called.

Did my neighbors actually get a marching band to perform their backyard? Is this a real thing?

Sat, 16 Aug 2014 01:52:33 +0000

Did my neighbors actually get a marching band to perform their backyard? Is this a real thing?

It has been too long since I've seen @charlesfesta.

Fri, 15 Aug 2014 14:17:06 +0000

It has been too long since I’ve seen @charlesfesta.

headaches gonna head… ache?

Thu, 14 Aug 2014 21:37:11 +0000

headaches gonna head… ache?

today is my amazing wife @sarah_slocum's birthday. my light in this world. lucky and happy.

Thu, 14 Aug 2014 20:03:52 +0000

today is my amazing wife @sarah_slocum’s birthday. my light in this world. lucky and happy.

re: that last RT - the current state of the world should highlight the need for better news…

Thu, 14 Aug 2014 17:21:44 +0000

re: that last RT - the current state of the world should highlight the need for better news…

literally can't hear the president speak due to the fighter jets flying overhead. #fuckedup

Thu, 14 Aug 2014 16:57:56 +0000

literally can’t hear the president speak due to the fighter jets flying overhead. #fuckedup

/me puts head back in sand.

Thu, 14 Aug 2014 00:55:19 +0000

/me puts head back in sand.

Falling asleep on the train because @felixerrichard doesn't think sleeping at night is cool.

Tue, 12 Aug 2014 23:51:33 +0000

Falling asleep on the train because @felixerrichard doesn’t think sleeping at night is cool.

washed my beard with the kids' vanilla orange shampoo - my entire world smells like a creamsicle.

Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:52:39 +0000

washed my beard with the kids’ vanilla orange shampoo - my entire world smells like a creamsicle.

Early morning airport shuttle - prisoners dilemma.

Sun, 10 Aug 2014 12:10:36 +0000

Early morning airport shuttle - prisoners dilemma.

Today has been a great exercise in taking deep breaths.

Sun, 10 Aug 2014 05:37:49 +0000

Today has been a great exercise in taking deep breaths.

It's not just an airport hotel, it's an airport hotel for a different airport.

Sun, 10 Aug 2014 04:57:34 +0000

It’s not just an airport hotel, it’s an airport hotel for a different airport.

Wow @united when things go wrong, you seriously drop the ball, huh?

Sun, 10 Aug 2014 04:34:07 +0000

Wow @united when things go wrong, you seriously drop the ball, huh?

On the plus side, I can get some more steps in. On the other hand, that no step time was supposed to...

Sun, 10 Aug 2014 03:09:05 +0000

On the plus side, I can get some more steps in. On the other hand, that no step time was supposed to get me home.

Apparently @benhuh is unable to use regular tableware. Also, the people at the next table hate us. /...

Fri, 08 Aug 2014 06:04:52 +0000

Apparently @benhuh is unable to use regular tableware. Also, the people at the next table hate us. / cc @harper @davidcoallier

"Dylan, looking menacing at the camera."

Wed, 06 Aug 2014 23:27:25 +0000

“Dylan, looking menacing at the camera.”

"It's awesome and I'm really exciting!" @harper #freudianslip

Fri, 01 Aug 2014 20:27:59 +0000

“It’s awesome and I’m really exciting!” @harper #freudianslip

Dear @SlackHQ, I love you and I want to use you with spotty internet. More local caching and queuein...

Fri, 01 Aug 2014 14:52:39 +0000

Dear @SlackHQ, I love you and I want to use you with spotty internet. More local caching and queueing would help immensely (android). Xoxo

Fer serious. http://t.co/w9PABr1lao

Sat, 26 Jul 2014 22:29:49 +0000

Fer serious. twitter.com

Me in a bowtie. http://t.co/zJnQCJSTIZ

Sat, 26 Jul 2014 22:28:59 +0000

Me in a bowtie. twitter.com

while I don't have office slippers, I am currently rocking the awesomely amazing @SlackHQ socks inst...

Fri, 25 Jul 2014 17:03:21 +0000

while I don’t have office slippers, I am currently rocking the awesomely amazing @SlackHQ socks instead.

I need office slippers.

Fri, 25 Jul 2014 16:24:50 +0000

I need office slippers.

"That's my rapper name, young coconut." - @harper /cc @CLINT

Mon, 21 Jul 2014 20:09:39 +0000

“That’s my rapper name, young coconut.” - @harper /cc @CLINT

Gave @milorichard a devilock. He didn't care for it. He has no hair now... http://t.co/0sOYt4m73R

Sun, 20 Jul 2014 17:02:24 +0000

Gave @milorichard a devilock. He didn’t care for it. He has no hair now… twitter.com

.@felixerrichard and I match today. http://t.co/sH62LDtQYq

Sat, 19 Jul 2014 14:47:37 +0000

. @felixerrichard and I match today. twitter.com

That thing where your beard is accidentally tucked into your shirt.

Wed, 16 Jul 2014 13:58:18 +0000

That thing where your beard is accidentally tucked into your shirt.

"Put the hammer down. I will help you." - @felixerrichard

Sat, 12 Jul 2014 20:02:56 +0000

“Put the hammer down. I will help you.” - @felixerrichard

Hypothetically, where do you think an almost five year old would hide an iPad mini?

Mon, 07 Jul 2014 01:16:16 +0000

Hypothetically, where do you think an almost five year old would hide an iPad mini?

7 hours ago I had only walked 200 steps today. Now 17k.

Sat, 05 Jul 2014 04:14:44 +0000

7 hours ago I had only walked 200 steps today. Now 17k.
Turns out, it is an exceptionally fucking loud night for a stroll. #headache

Had to... http://t.co/xHoOKHSWuk

Sat, 05 Jul 2014 03:15:02 +0000

Had to… twitter.com

Nerrrrrrds! /cc @wearemodest http://t.co/92maDw9Ihf

Thu, 03 Jul 2014 23:08:07 +0000

Nerrrrrrds! /cc @wearemodest twitter.com

OH: " @harper is that a picture of you on the wall?"

Thu, 03 Jul 2014 16:43:54 +0000

OH: " @harper is that a picture of you on the wall?"

"Off brand, but on point." @kunalbhat

Tue, 01 Jul 2014 00:56:10 +0000

“Off brand, but on point.” @kunalbhat

"That beard though! Fuck yeah!" #thingspassersbysay

Sun, 29 Jun 2014 21:58:26 +0000

“That beard though! Fuck yeah!” #thingspassersbysay

Looks like a pretty bad accident at Kedzie and Belmont. Fire truck and ambulance. http://t.co/iAL3zw...

Sun, 29 Jun 2014 21:23:52 +0000

Looks like a pretty bad accident at Kedzie and Belmont. Fire truck and ambulance. twitter.com

"Its like hyper expensive hot topic." -@harper

Fri, 27 Jun 2014 05:56:42 +0000

“Its like hyper expensive hot topic.” - @harper

This @Uber driver is already angry at @harper.

Fri, 27 Jun 2014 03:39:20 +0000

This @Uber driver is already angry at @harper.

ORD ✈ SFO

Wed, 25 Jun 2014 15:14:11 +0000

ORD ✈ SFO

The minimal acknowledgement, confusing to passersby, thunderclap high five. Just perfected by @scott...

Tue, 24 Jun 2014 22:45:37 +0000

The minimal acknowledgement, confusing to passersby, thunderclap high five. Just perfected by @scottvdp and myself. #bejealous

Hey @EatFatRice - wonderful dinner as usual! @MairiPileggi wants you to put out a cookbook. :)

Sat, 21 Jun 2014 02:11:59 +0000

Hey @EatFatRice - wonderful dinner as usual! @MairiPileggi wants you to put out a cookbook. :)

Inadvertently hilarious/poignant/astute thing: DJ playing "it's raining men" at a tech event.

Fri, 20 Jun 2014 01:09:37 +0000

Inadvertently hilarious/poignant/astute thing: DJ playing “it’s raining men” at a tech event.

Congrats @CivisAnalytics on the #moxieawards. Great to see you all on stage!

Fri, 20 Jun 2014 00:34:59 +0000

Congrats @CivisAnalytics on the #moxieawards. Great to see you all on stage!

¨I'm like a goat¨ - @okdan

Thu, 19 Jun 2014 18:53:29 +0000

¨I’m like a goat¨ - @okdan

Chicago is awfully mysterious today. http://t.co/AAWmZ1NM7f

Thu, 19 Jun 2014 14:46:08 +0000

Chicago is awfully mysterious today. twitter.com

am I in a prairie home companion? /cc @wearemodest

Wed, 18 Jun 2014 19:58:48 +0000

am I in a prairie home companion? /cc @wearemodest

Insanity.

Wed, 18 Jun 2014 16:06:23 +0000

Insanity.

"Good night, not nice father." - @milorichard #kickingassatthisfatherhoodthing

Wed, 18 Jun 2014 02:07:40 +0000

“Good night, not nice father.” - @milorichard #kickingassatthisfatherhoodthing

Yay, @poetica is now public! Ive played with it a bit, and it's awesome. excited for @blaine et al

Tue, 17 Jun 2014 16:40:55 +0000

Yay, @poetica is now public! Ive played with it a bit, and it’s awesome. excited for @blaine et al

"What is another word for synergy?" -@harper

Mon, 16 Jun 2014 18:48:00 +0000

“What is another word for synergy?” - @harper

turns out the secret to my productivity may lie in lots and lots of @tedleo.

Mon, 16 Jun 2014 16:05:03 +0000

turns out the secret to my productivity may lie in lots and lots of @tedleo.

email, snap peas and wine in a box.

Sun, 15 Jun 2014 03:03:54 +0000

email, snap peas and wine in a box.

You don't even know if I tied my tie. http://t.co/mkAj2Yj8hf

Sat, 14 Jun 2014 21:48:22 +0000

You don’t even know if I tied my tie. twitter.com

Hey @dansinker! Thanks for telling me about the moon earlier. It blew @milorichard's mind... Also, i...

Sat, 14 Jun 2014 05:37:24 +0000

Hey @dansinker! Thanks for telling me about the moon earlier. It blew @milorichard’s mind… Also, it was pretty.

I have learned so much from @meyerweb. I am so grateful. Holding his family in the light. #663399Bec...

Thu, 12 Jun 2014 17:12:52 +0000

I have learned so much from @meyerweb. I am so grateful. Holding his family in the light. #663399Becca zeldman.com

Pretty sure @tomcoates is my spirit animal.

Wed, 11 Jun 2014 03:18:34 +0000

Pretty sure @tomcoates is my spirit animal.

Seriously, how many goats does it takes to summon @dansinker ? http://t.co/z3HPAd80Nw

Sun, 08 Jun 2014 18:33:02 +0000

Seriously, how many goats does it takes to summon @dansinker ? twitter.com

I'm on a boat!

Thu, 05 Jun 2014 04:38:37 +0000

I’m on a boat!

Excited for @wearemodest to be supporting @AppCamp4Girls at the @wwdcgirls fundraiser tonight! http:...

Wed, 04 Jun 2014 21:51:03 +0000

Excited for @wearemodest to be supporting @AppCamp4Girls at the @wwdcgirls fundraiser tonight! a.wffls.com

I would also like to be removed from the @TechweekCHI 100 list. Thanks @iPaulLee, @harper, et al for...

Wed, 04 Jun 2014 06:57:31 +0000

I would also like to be removed from the @TechweekCHI 100 list. Thanks @iPaulLee, @harper, et al for inspiration. Let’s be better.

UNPARALLELED with limits

Mon, 02 Jun 2014 18:58:02 +0000

UNPARALLELED with limits

with limits

Mon, 02 Jun 2014 18:38:20 +0000

with limits

Bananas

Thu, 29 May 2014 17:36:40 +0000

Bananas

Oh man... @milorichard just figured out how to ghost ride his scooter.

Mon, 26 May 2014 21:58:51 +0000

Oh man… @milorichard just figured out how to ghost ride his scooter.

Summertime, yo. http://t.co/9XKajjRwxJ

Mon, 26 May 2014 18:33:23 +0000

Summertime, yo. twitter.com

I enjoy the sound of welding.

Thu, 22 May 2014 23:00:54 +0000

I enjoy the sound of welding.

Another 100 is probably from pacing airports... Like I'm doing now.

Fri, 16 May 2014 18:11:44 +0000

Another 100 is probably from pacing airports… Like I’m doing now.

Welp... Got my 2000 mile badge from @fitbit today. At least 100 of that is from nervous pacing.

Fri, 16 May 2014 18:07:28 +0000

Welp… Got my 2000 mile badge from @fitbit today. At least 100 of that is from nervous pacing.

here's that rain that's been giving me a headache for the past couple hours.

Tue, 13 May 2014 04:43:05 +0000

here’s that rain that’s been giving me a headache for the past couple hours.

"Bye Papa. I'm escaping tomorrow, for real." - @milorichard

Tue, 13 May 2014 01:24:57 +0000

“Bye Papa. I’m escaping tomorrow, for real.” - @milorichard

Ah yes, Humboldt Park lagoon wildlife... Turtles and needles.

Sat, 10 May 2014 00:56:55 +0000

Ah yes, Humboldt Park lagoon wildlife… Turtles and needles.

It amazes me how terrible @CLINT's music can be.

Fri, 09 May 2014 17:27:47 +0000

It amazes me how terrible @CLINT’s music can be.

.@felixerrichard just told me all about how I am afraid of dinosaurs but @broox keeps me safe.

Thu, 08 May 2014 04:14:07 +0000

. @felixerrichard just told me all about how I am afraid of dinosaurs but @broox keeps me safe.

That small approving nod shared between large bearded strangers crossing paths.

Tue, 06 May 2014 12:46:27 +0000

That small approving nod shared between large bearded strangers crossing paths.

There is really no substitute for coming home from a long day to your child's overture of "I don't e...

Tue, 06 May 2014 01:01:55 +0000

There is really no substitute for coming home from a long day to your child’s overture of “I don’t even like you!” #joy

i dare you to listen to @ironmaiden Phantom of the Opera and not at least tap your feet.

Mon, 05 May 2014 22:15:20 +0000

i dare you to listen to @ironmaiden Phantom of the Opera and not at least tap your feet.

Ah, the subtle elegance of a chrome Aston Martin.

Sun, 04 May 2014 04:07:21 +0000

Ah, the subtle elegance of a chrome Aston Martin.

Middle seat stylz. Fuuuuuuu... http://t.co/kc26W0yp7i

Fri, 02 May 2014 00:48:25 +0000

Middle seat stylz. Fuuuuuuu… twitter.com

It seems that @MairiPileggi is controlling the music at this bar.

Thu, 01 May 2014 03:43:16 +0000

It seems that @MairiPileggi is controlling the music at this bar.

SUPER HAPPY LIGHTS OUT LOGAN SQUARE STATION! http://t.co/uytm5Vj2F8

Tue, 29 Apr 2014 23:21:20 +0000

SUPER HAPPY LIGHTS OUT LOGAN SQUARE STATION! twitter.com

I'm going to assume that that random high five from a stranger on the street was due to the beard.

Tue, 29 Apr 2014 22:52:29 +0000

I’m going to assume that that random high five from a stranger on the street was due to the beard.

"You know, you're one of my best papas." - @milorichard

Mon, 28 Apr 2014 13:49:42 +0000

“You know, you’re one of my best papas.” - @milorichard

No longer raging. @felixerrichard http://t.co/UJW61tMZ8S

Sat, 26 Apr 2014 22:42:14 +0000

No longer raging. @felixerrichard twitter.com

.@felixerrichard rage eating French fries. http://t.co/gfq30cXoDX

Sat, 26 Apr 2014 18:26:22 +0000

. @felixerrichard rage eating French fries. twitter.com

Neighborhood cleanup day! So many cigarette butts.

Sat, 26 Apr 2014 16:51:30 +0000

Neighborhood cleanup day! So many cigarette butts.

Listening to dat @danxoneil on the radio.

Thu, 24 Apr 2014 14:39:00 +0000

Listening to dat @danxoneil on the radio.

Impromptu stroll through all of EWR because terminals.

Thu, 24 Apr 2014 00:05:10 +0000

Impromptu stroll through all of EWR because terminals.

I walk away from the internet for like 10 hours and it all breaks? #youhadonejob

Wed, 23 Apr 2014 23:45:12 +0000

I walk away from the internet for like 10 hours and it all breaks? #youhadonejob

Dear New York, I like you, and I should visit soon for longer than a half a day. Sorry, friends I di...

Wed, 23 Apr 2014 23:42:12 +0000

Dear New York, I like you, and I should visit soon for longer than a half a day. Sorry, friends I didn’t hang out with.

Today was shaping up to be so great. #NetNeutrality

Wed, 23 Apr 2014 23:37:26 +0000

Today was shaping up to be so great. #NetNeutrality

I enjoy my friend @dylanreed's blog a lot. It is worth noting that it also has the best tag cloud ev...

Wed, 23 Apr 2014 01:55:27 +0000

I enjoy my friend @dylanreed’s blog a lot. It is worth noting that it also has the best tag cloud ever. dylanreed.com

this week-long headache bullshit has got to stop.

Mon, 21 Apr 2014 23:40:13 +0000

this week-long headache bullshit has got to stop.

Exceedingly happy for @trammell and @portia. Love you.

Sun, 20 Apr 2014 14:14:46 +0000

Exceedingly happy for @trammell and @portia. Love you.

Tada! http://t.co/4NtA6kg00T

Sun, 20 Apr 2014 00:28:12 +0000

Tada! twitter.com

And @milorichard http://t.co/VYgBn6tAj6

Sat, 19 Apr 2014 21:25:37 +0000

And @milorichard twitter.com

Help from @felixerrichard http://t.co/Ufdflmk6wa

Sat, 19 Apr 2014 21:25:05 +0000

Help from @felixerrichard twitter.com

Think the kids may give me a haircut in a minute.

Sat, 19 Apr 2014 20:41:50 +0000

Think the kids may give me a haircut in a minute.

.@spotify even not knowing all my musical taste (which you should) http://t.co/KesNvGcNR9 shouldn't ...

Fri, 18 Apr 2014 16:43:06 +0000

. @spotify even not knowing all my musical taste (which you should) open.spotify.com shouldn’t scream “christian gospel fan”

hey @Spotify your ad targeting needs work. I am not even close to a fan of Christian Gospel.

Fri, 18 Apr 2014 16:28:50 +0000

hey @Spotify your ad targeting needs work. I am not even close to a fan of Christian Gospel.

Just favorited, unfavorited and then favorited a tweet a half dozen times so the author knew just ho...

Fri, 18 Apr 2014 01:21:18 +0000

Just favorited, unfavorited and then favorited a tweet a half dozen times so the author knew just how much I fav it.

I'm a big fan of not this.

Fri, 18 Apr 2014 00:40:33 +0000

I’m a big fan of not this.

in other news, I am desperately low on @fitbit steps, and it's cold out.. so off to the inside bike!

Tue, 15 Apr 2014 04:00:12 +0000

in other news, I am desperately low on @fitbit steps, and it’s cold out.. so off to the inside bike!

Spring, yo. http://t.co/cqwPXdWcpI

Tue, 15 Apr 2014 03:57:51 +0000

Spring, yo. twitter.com

Not to be all gushy, but.. I sure do love the @wearemodest team. Nice to have almost everyone in tow...

Tue, 15 Apr 2014 00:51:57 +0000

Not to be all gushy, but.. I sure do love the @wearemodest team. Nice to have almost everyone in town.

Oh sweet! Snow!!!

Mon, 14 Apr 2014 22:28:40 +0000

Oh sweet! Snow!!!

I love @clint and @broox

Mon, 14 Apr 2014 21:42:15 +0000

I love @clint and @broox

/me wonders if @broox tweeted as me.

Mon, 14 Apr 2014 21:41:26 +0000

/me wonders if @broox tweeted as me.

Hey Chicago! It's almost warm enough to go on a multi mile walk in shorts. #coldlegs #doingitanyway

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 18:19:02 +0000

Hey Chicago! It’s almost warm enough to go on a multi mile walk in shorts. #coldlegs #doingitanyway

So @milorichard drew batman. http://t.co/eaS8nk0S5D

Sat, 12 Apr 2014 20:00:33 +0000

So @milorichard drew batman. twitter.com

were you people aware that pretzels were so tasty?

Fri, 11 Apr 2014 18:06:05 +0000

were you people aware that pretzels were so tasty?

you guys should check out this band fugazi.

Thu, 10 Apr 2014 17:21:31 +0000

you guys should check out this band fugazi.

Oh hey, @milorichard got a boo boo. http://t.co/bSxHMxLXHp

Mon, 07 Apr 2014 02:25:06 +0000

Oh hey, @milorichard got a boo boo. twitter.com

http://t.co/vEWjLDWgMh how do I not get called for this? /cc @BarackObama

Tue, 01 Apr 2014 17:34:21 +0000

whitehouse.gov how do I not get called for this? /cc @BarackObama

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MAMA, @MairiPileggi!!!!

Fri, 28 Mar 2014 16:19:26 +0000

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MAMA, @MairiPileggi!!!!

I have unintentionally listened to more Geto Boys in the last 48 hours than the previous 2 years.

Thu, 27 Mar 2014 00:10:57 +0000

I have unintentionally listened to more Geto Boys in the last 48 hours than the previous 2 years.

this is an important playlist to have: http://t.co/A6h16HHnGS

Wed, 26 Mar 2014 20:35:33 +0000

this is an important playlist to have: twitter.com

Verifying myself: I am dylanr on Keybase.io. mg2tHT5UFwcxp3O1FpshJKzSEG2N56m9DAQK / https://t.co/EwR...

Mon, 24 Mar 2014 19:14:04 +0000

Verifying myself: I am dylanr on Keybase.io. mg2tHT5UFwcxp3O1FpshJKzSEG2N56m9DAQK / keybase.io

Saggin' @felixerrichard http://t.co/9LlAYYzdJO

Sat, 22 Mar 2014 16:28:38 +0000

Saggin’ @felixerrichard twitter.com

Friends almost coming to blows over Faulkner.

Sat, 22 Mar 2014 02:22:55 +0000

Friends almost coming to blows over Faulkner.

I've fallen into a 90's hardcore hole!

Fri, 21 Mar 2014 22:49:30 +0000

I’ve fallen into a 90’s hardcore hole!

Don’t send help, i’m happy here.

not sure how it happened, but today became a gorilla biscuits day. Start today!

Fri, 21 Mar 2014 22:30:05 +0000

not sure how it happened, but today became a gorilla biscuits day. Start today!

everything about this is amazing. /cc @CLINT http://t.co/aue6EEAEol

Thu, 20 Mar 2014 22:13:38 +0000

everything about this is amazing. /cc @CLINT twitter.com

car friends: I need garage wheel storage solutions. I have… several… sets, need floor space back. Wh...

Thu, 20 Mar 2014 21:25:25 +0000

car friends: I need garage wheel storage solutions. I have… several… sets, need floor space back. What should I get?

Quick ORD -> LGA trip

Thu, 13 Mar 2014 10:32:50 +0000

Quick ORD -> LGA trip

Of course @slaby is in this Starbucks...

Thu, 13 Mar 2014 10:22:36 +0000

Of course @slaby is in this Starbucks…

if anyone was wondering - this morning is being fueled by @ironmaiden and coffee.

Mon, 10 Mar 2014 16:55:26 +0000

if anyone was wondering - this morning is being fueled by @ironmaiden and coffee.

also yes, I like chumbawamba. A lot. Mostly their _other_ albums.

Sat, 08 Mar 2014 14:56:34 +0000

also yes, I like chumbawamba. A lot. Mostly their other albums.

Hanging out with @milorichard playing with legos listening to chumbawamba (singsong and a scrap) dri...

Sat, 08 Mar 2014 14:53:37 +0000

Hanging out with @milorichard playing with legos listening to chumbawamba (singsong and a scrap) drinking coffee. Wonderful morning.

RT @PeterBell: Special lunch presentation from @dylanr CTO of @wearemodest on "Gamedays on the @Obam...

Fri, 07 Mar 2014 21:06:27 +0000

RT @PeterBell: Special lunch presentation from @dylanr CTO of @wearemodest on “Gamedays on the @Obama Campaign” NYC #ctosummit http://t.co/…

The blue line is apparently 100% fucked this morning.

Fri, 07 Mar 2014 14:24:10 +0000

The blue line is apparently 100% fucked this morning.

one of the only things preventing me from shaving my head is figuring out the beard -> bald trans...

Thu, 06 Mar 2014 16:41:40 +0000

one of the only things preventing me from shaving my head is figuring out the beard -> bald transition. fade? point?

So does the iOS Twitter app just swallow tweets that failed to send or am I somehow using this wrong...

Thu, 06 Mar 2014 15:57:40 +0000

So does the iOS Twitter app just swallow tweets that failed to send or am I somehow using this wrong?

Dear @adrianholovaty, you are a madman. <3

Thu, 06 Mar 2014 00:44:04 +0000

Dear @adrianholovaty, you are a madman. <3

I was on a space train. http://t.co/mNqIEcVS8y

Wed, 05 Mar 2014 05:20:35 +0000

I was on a space train. twitter.com

I miss my nexus 5.

Wed, 05 Mar 2014 04:18:37 +0000

I miss my nexus 5.

OH: "Yeah... Do the bees thing."

Wed, 05 Mar 2014 01:58:29 +0000

OH: “Yeah… Do the bees thing.”

It smells comically strongly of weed in this train car.

Wed, 05 Mar 2014 01:14:40 +0000

It smells comically strongly of weed in this train car.

protip: if you want random people talking to you about terrible singers, mention justin bieber.

Mon, 03 Mar 2014 21:00:49 +0000

protip: if you want random people talking to you about terrible singers, mention justin bieber.

Ok... Now that he's not trying to play "what does the fox say" on the @modestoffice @Sonos I'm back...

Sat, 01 Mar 2014 01:35:43 +0000

Ok… Now that he’s not trying to play “what does the fox say” on the @modestoffice @Sonos I’m back to being a fan of @harper.

I am not a fan of @harper's right now.

Sat, 01 Mar 2014 00:37:25 +0000

I am not a fan of @harper’s right now.

Excited for this Techstars Chicago tech centric event next Wed: http://t.co/U4DeNATNRN - I wanna see...

Fri, 28 Feb 2014 17:29:50 +0000

Excited for this Techstars Chicago tech centric event next Wed: eventbrite.com - I wanna see what you’re working on!

Listening to the normals talking about apps.

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 15:53:11 +0000

Listening to the normals talking about apps.

Not to be all NIMBY... but if you're going to tag my neighborhood, could you at least not suck at it...

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 15:51:33 +0000

Not to be all NIMBY… but if you’re going to tag my neighborhood, could you at least not suck at it?

Happy birthday to @felixerrichard! #myfamilyrules #orangeglasses http://t.co/C7XSa8LVTo

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 02:03:38 +0000

Happy birthday to @felixerrichard! #myfamilyrules #orangeglasses twitter.com

2 years ago my tiny little boy, @felixerrichard, was born. Nothing but joy from that one!

Mon, 24 Feb 2014 19:27:57 +0000

2 years ago my tiny little boy, @felixerrichard, was born. Nothing but joy from that one!

Listening to @clint sing.

Mon, 24 Feb 2014 16:09:44 +0000

Listening to @clint sing.

spent a good hour with @milorichard playing #robotturtles. Thanks @danshapiro!

Sun, 16 Feb 2014 19:15:39 +0000

spent a good hour with @milorichard playing #robotturtles. Thanks @danshapiro!

A nice night out with my lovely wife.

Sat, 15 Feb 2014 04:47:40 +0000

A nice night out with my lovely wife.

Last time I was on this corner was almost 16 years ago when I got to Chicago. @steve3poh took a pic ...

Thu, 13 Feb 2014 02:45:18 +0000

Last time I was on this corner was almost 16 years ago when I got to Chicago. @steve3poh took a pic of me kissing my now wife @sarah_slocum.

Note to self. Spend more time with @justinvf because he is awesome.

Thu, 13 Feb 2014 02:40:41 +0000

Note to self. Spend more time with @justinvf because he is awesome.

I am so going to read the shit out of http://t.co/QFpBs5Fhzd later on.

Tue, 11 Feb 2014 17:36:34 +0000

I am so going to read the shit out of thesweethome.com later on.

I’m old.

So @milorichard needs glasses. He chose orange ones to be like papa. #winrar #minime #WhatILookLikeI...

Mon, 10 Feb 2014 01:09:48 +0000

So @milorichard needs glasses. He chose orange ones to be like papa. #winrar #minime #WhatILookLikeIfIShave twitter.com

Man, sketchiest craigslist transaction in years. "Meet me at a random McDonald's" type stuff.. Felt ...

Mon, 10 Feb 2014 00:46:27 +0000

Man, sketchiest craigslist transaction in years. “Meet me at a random McDonald’s” type stuff.. Felt like old times.

Not a great time for @GrubHub to not be working.

Sun, 09 Feb 2014 00:53:32 +0000

Not a great time for @GrubHub to not be working.

RT @ChiTechAcademy: Thanks @dylanr and @harper for sharing some of your skills and experience with #...

Fri, 07 Feb 2014 18:40:23 +0000

RT @ChiTechAcademy: Thanks @dylanr and @harper for sharing some of your skills and experience with #ChiTech students yesterday. They’re all…

Dat @clint gave me the sickness.

Thu, 30 Jan 2014 23:36:09 +0000

Dat @clint gave me the sickness.

Wow. The CTA conductor just wished everyone a beautiful day. Was really sweet.

Wed, 29 Jan 2014 16:38:56 +0000

Wow. The CTA conductor just wished everyone a beautiful day. Was really sweet.

Intensity.

Sun, 26 Jan 2014 02:47:56 +0000

Intensity.

RT @dansinker: .@dylanr demonstrates next-level cutlery storage. http://t.co/vpN1I7Ytwp

Sun, 26 Jan 2014 00:10:29 +0000

RT @dansinker: . @dylanr demonstrates next-level cutlery storage. twitter.com

ORD -> SFO for a hot minute.

Sat, 18 Jan 2014 15:12:57 +0000

ORD -> SFO for a hot minute.

"Let's go to mama, @felixerrichard. Papa's boring." -@milorichard

Sat, 11 Jan 2014 23:56:21 +0000

“Let’s go to mama, @felixerrichard. Papa’s boring.” - @milorichard

Adding an art exhibit to the pedway is one of the best things.

Fri, 10 Jan 2014 14:36:01 +0000

Adding an art exhibit to the pedway is one of the best things.

not sure why/how today became bowie station on @pandora_radio, but I'm decidedly happy about it.

Thu, 09 Jan 2014 17:09:52 +0000

not sure why/how today became bowie station on @pandora_radio, but I’m decidedly happy about it.

it's amazing how warm 0° feels.

Tue, 07 Jan 2014 21:43:20 +0000

it’s amazing how warm 0° feels.

/me exhales.

Tue, 07 Jan 2014 18:58:21 +0000

/me exhales.

Huh... All haptic feedback on my @googlenexus 5 just started making terrible noises ..

Tue, 07 Jan 2014 07:01:52 +0000

Huh… All haptic feedback on my @googlenexus 5 just started making terrible noises ..

today I realized that having my beard, it's like I am always wearing a scarf.

Tue, 07 Jan 2014 05:16:04 +0000

today I realized that having my beard, it’s like I am always wearing a scarf.

The pedway is so great.

Mon, 06 Jan 2014 19:28:41 +0000

The pedway is so great.

Yo Chicago, it's a good day to buy a hot coffee for someone that needs it.

Mon, 06 Jan 2014 17:08:30 +0000

Yo Chicago, it’s a good day to buy a hot coffee for someone that needs it.

My god it's warm out.

Sat, 04 Jan 2014 00:43:36 +0000

My god it’s warm out.

ending the day as it started - by living through the credits to a bad teen movie. /cc @clint @typeis...

Thu, 02 Jan 2014 22:57:24 +0000

ending the day as it started - by living through the credits to a bad teen movie. /cc @clint @typeis4lovers @tombrow

Surprise selfie. http://t.co/kytQZzalb7

Wed, 01 Jan 2014 06:07:25 +0000

Surprise selfie. twitter.com

"Boss of the world" ... @milorichard has a new nickname for his tyrannical father.

Wed, 01 Jan 2014 00:35:44 +0000

“Boss of the world” … @milorichard has a new nickname for his tyrannical father.

.@felixerrichard doesn't care how you think music should be played. http://t.co/2Oc1usDN6I

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 22:30:13 +0000

. @felixerrichard doesn’t care how you think music should be played. twitter.com

Felix practicing for his career as a 90s hardcore front man.

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 18:49:47 +0000

Felix practicing for his career as a 90s hardcore front man.

conveniently lost my @fitbit during the holiday laze-a-thon. Looks like I need a force… and renewed ...

Mon, 30 Dec 2013 20:57:04 +0000

conveniently lost my @fitbit during the holiday laze-a-thon. Looks like I need a force… and renewed willpower.

I would like all of the caffeine, please.

Mon, 30 Dec 2013 17:16:42 +0000

I would like all of the caffeine, please.

I need to renew my library card. This should probably be easier.

Sun, 29 Dec 2013 23:54:14 +0000

I need to renew my library card. This should probably be easier.

Whole family upgraded for return flight. Christmas miracle. Thanks @united.

Sat, 28 Dec 2013 03:09:05 +0000

Whole family upgraded for return flight. Christmas miracle. Thanks @united.

.@milorichard's first e30 m3. http://t.co/lNpbBkL18q

Wed, 25 Dec 2013 20:42:30 +0000

. @milorichard’s first e30 m3. twitter.com

"Dear Santa, some days I am good. Love @milorichard" #saddestsantaletter #settingthebarlow

Wed, 25 Dec 2013 07:20:55 +0000

“Dear Santa, some days I am good. Love @milorichard” #saddestsantaletter #settingthebarlow

there is a sad lack of silk nog in my life right now.

Wed, 25 Dec 2013 06:56:37 +0000

there is a sad lack of silk nog in my life right now.

Last time I was in this town, I was hanging out with @milesmiles.

Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:55:03 +0000

Last time I was in this town, I was hanging out with @milesmiles.

"This is turning out to be a good night, I saw a coconut , and now I know how to snap! " - @milorich...

Sat, 21 Dec 2013 00:56:08 +0000

“This is turning out to be a good night, I saw a coconut , and now I know how to snap! " - @milorichard

It is hard as hell to eat ice cream with this beard/mustache combo.

Fri, 20 Dec 2013 23:18:28 +0000

It is hard as hell to eat ice cream with this beard/mustache combo.

insanely excited for this! https://t.co/o2IYvQ6LAi @carfiend on android!!!

Fri, 20 Dec 2013 22:01:27 +0000

insanely excited for this! play.google.com @carfiend on android!!!

dat taco money!

Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:10:12 +0000

dat taco money!

awesome emails are awesome.

Mon, 16 Dec 2013 18:06:12 +0000

awesome emails are awesome.

danzig++

Mon, 16 Dec 2013 16:37:15 +0000

danzig++

Defeated.

Fri, 13 Dec 2013 17:48:47 +0000

Defeated.

Listening to John S. Hall and folding laundry because I'm artsy as fuck.

Fri, 13 Dec 2013 05:34:00 +0000

Listening to John S. Hall and folding laundry because I’m artsy as fuck.

Not a fan of the new twitter app.

Fri, 13 Dec 2013 05:06:30 +0000

Not a fan of the new twitter app.

I didn't know I was in a fugazi mood.... and yet, here I am.

Fri, 13 Dec 2013 04:43:08 +0000

I didn’t know I was in a fugazi mood…. and yet, here I am.

god damn i love @brianholcomb.

Wed, 11 Dec 2013 22:38:06 +0000

god damn i love @brianholcomb.

My beard is a block of ice.

Wed, 11 Dec 2013 15:40:01 +0000

My beard is a block of ice.

I have a full set of snow tires ready to put on the car, but am too lazy to do it...

Wed, 11 Dec 2013 04:16:53 +0000

I have a full set of snow tires ready to put on the car, but am too lazy to do it…

Might actually make it home today!

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 16:31:08 +0000

Might actually make it home today!

That thing where you're on hold for an hour and then get hung up on. /cc @united

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 07:13:39 +0000

That thing where you’re on hold for an hour and then get hung up on. /cc @united

Google Now knows I've been looking for car parts and is kindly letting me know I'm nearby VW tuners....

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 04:21:47 +0000

Google Now knows I’ve been looking for car parts and is kindly letting me know I’m nearby VW tuners. #nothingleavesstock

Rest easy everyone! I've secured bubble water.

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 03:38:26 +0000

Rest easy everyone! I’ve secured bubble water.

The d concourse smells of jet fuel.

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 03:26:23 +0000

The d concourse smells of jet fuel.

I had 4k steps when I got to PHL tonight. http://t.co/URpbjOCCBo

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 03:26:19 +0000

I had 4k steps when I got to PHL tonight. twitter.com

Also, that last one should have the hastag: #lameironmaidensongs

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 03:22:51 +0000

Also, that last one should have the hastag: #lameironmaidensongs

On a quest for bubble water.

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 03:22:51 +0000

On a quest for bubble water.

As close as I'm going to get to the f gates... A through E secured. #lamechievmentunlocked http://t....

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 03:15:09 +0000

As close as I’m going to get to the f gates… A through E secured. #lamechievmentunlocked twitter.com

Some Philadelphians even used typewriters! 1 of the Philly movies could have been typed on a typewri...

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 03:13:09 +0000

Some Philadelphians even used typewriters! 1 of the Philly movies could have been typed on a typewriter! #phlhistory twitter.com

More Philadelphia movies; some not starring Sylvester Stallone! #phlhistory http://t.co/u7NY3nzz7a

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 03:11:36 +0000

More Philadelphia movies; some not starring Sylvester Stallone! #phlhistory twitter.com

The last of the Philadelphia movies. That's all 38 of them. #phlhistory http://t.co/GzWCxm8Ae1

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 03:01:00 +0000

The last of the Philadelphia movies. That’s all 38 of them. #phlhistory twitter.com

Did you know that in addition to drinking it, some Philadelphians have brewed beer? #phlhistory ht...

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 02:57:46 +0000

Did you know that in addition to drinking it, some Philadelphians have brewed beer? #phlhistory twitter.com

Even more people who were once Philadelphians wrote books! #phlhistory http://t.co/9usESGVIgO

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 02:54:38 +0000

Even more people who were once Philadelphians wrote books! #phlhistory twitter.com

Did you know that the liberty bell is in Philadelphia? And one made out of lego is at PHL! #phlhisto...

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 02:39:09 +0000

Did you know that the liberty bell is in Philadelphia? And one made out of lego is at PHL! #phlhistory twitter.com

Did you know that some people who at one point in their lives were Philadelphians have written books...

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 02:29:29 +0000

Did you know that some people who at one point in their lives were Philadelphians have written books? #phlhistory twitter.com

Did you know that several movies have been made in Philadelphia? And only most of those were terri...

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 02:27:17 +0000

Did you know that several movies have been made in Philadelphia? And only most of those were terrible. #phlhistory twitter.com

One hipster seriously just saw me then averted his eyes. #hipstershame

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 02:11:08 +0000

One hipster seriously just saw me then averted his eyes. #hipstershame

Did you know Philadelphians once had jobs in offices? #phlhistory http://t.co/jIvbb55XOx

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 02:06:58 +0000

Did you know Philadelphians once had jobs in offices? #phlhistory twitter.com

2 more hours to walk around phl. Should be able to hit my @fitbit goal and see all the gates.

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 02:04:05 +0000

2 more hours to walk around phl. Should be able to hit my @fitbit goal and see all the gates.

Walking around the airport shaming hipsters who think their facial hair is awesome.

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 01:53:46 +0000

Walking around the airport shaming hipsters who think their facial hair is awesome.

Walking dat airport.

Sat, 07 Dec 2013 00:29:08 +0000

Walking dat airport.

I should write a book about code review called "getting to merge"

Thu, 05 Dec 2013 17:32:23 +0000

I should write a book about code review called “getting to merge”

OH: "Oh Felix (@felixerrichard), thats not chapstick, that's glue. That's a glue stick."

Mon, 02 Dec 2013 22:34:14 +0000

OH: “Oh Felix ( @felixerrichard), thats not chapstick, that’s glue. That’s a glue stick.”

Dear blue line, thanks for upping Monday's game. #waiting #gonnabelate

Mon, 02 Dec 2013 15:31:09 +0000

Dear blue line, thanks for upping Monday’s game. #waiting #gonnabelate

I'm glad my @fitbit app won't show me my leaderboard. The shame would be unbearable. #needmorewalkin...

Fri, 29 Nov 2013 22:42:52 +0000

I’m glad my @fitbit app won’t show me my leaderboard. The shame would be unbearable. #needmorewalking

i would like all of the desserts now, please.

Wed, 27 Nov 2013 03:47:56 +0000

i would like all of the desserts now, please.

is it wrong to consider buying skateboards that you will never use?

Tue, 26 Nov 2013 23:34:06 +0000

is it wrong to consider buying skateboards that you will never use?

That person almost drove up on the sidewalk to hit me.

Thu, 21 Nov 2013 15:44:56 +0000

That person almost drove up on the sidewalk to hit me.

I've been listening to a lot of Elliott Smith this week. I am simultaneously happy and sad.

Wed, 20 Nov 2013 19:27:09 +0000

I’ve been listening to a lot of Elliott Smith this week. I am simultaneously happy and sad.

I love when people are incredulous that it is cold. In Chicago. In November.

Wed, 20 Nov 2013 15:31:05 +0000

I love when people are incredulous that it is cold. In Chicago. In November.

that thing where you're reviewing code and can't stop thinking "this is beautiful. all of these chan...

Tue, 19 Nov 2013 17:00:10 +0000

that thing where you’re reviewing code and can’t stop thinking “this is beautiful. all of these changes are beautiful.”

Also, for anyone keeping track, the pizza beat me home by a considerable margin. #lukewarmpizza #sti...

Mon, 18 Nov 2013 04:42:07 +0000

Also, for anyone keeping track, the pizza beat me home by a considerable margin. #lukewarmpizza #stillontrain

How is it possible that someone still thinks it could be okay to choose a new ringtone on the train?

Mon, 18 Nov 2013 04:37:24 +0000

How is it possible that someone still thinks it could be okay to choose a new ringtone on the train?

2 hours to get to a gate.

Mon, 18 Nov 2013 03:56:53 +0000

2 hours to get to a gate.

Its now a race against time... Who will make it to my house first, me or the pizza I just ordered? #...

Mon, 18 Nov 2013 03:13:39 +0000

Its now a race against time… Who will make it to my house first, me or the pizza I just ordered? #stuckontherunway

This "taxi until we find a gate" thing got old quick.

Mon, 18 Nov 2013 02:08:15 +0000

This “taxi until we find a gate” thing got old quick.

Coming home! Yay!

Sun, 17 Nov 2013 21:16:00 +0000

Coming home! Yay!

RT @dansinker: To the owner of the Prius with the "Quaker camp changed my life" bumper sticker: don'...

Sun, 17 Nov 2013 17:00:21 +0000

RT @dansinker: To the owner of the Prius with the “Quaker camp changed my life” bumper sticker: don’t ever change.

Did that dude just ask to pet my beard? Yes, yes he did.

Fri, 15 Nov 2013 02:40:22 +0000

Did that dude just ask to pet my beard? Yes, yes he did.

Both of my kids are sick... And I'm out of town. Luckily, @sarah_slocum is amazing. (And overworked!...

Fri, 15 Nov 2013 02:19:06 +0000

Both of my kids are sick… And I’m out of town. Luckily, @sarah_slocum is amazing. (And overworked!)

In honor of @dansinker's birthday I hung out in an airport and am now walking a ton. Happy birthday ...

Fri, 15 Nov 2013 02:09:15 +0000

In honor of @dansinker’s birthday I hung out in an airport and am now walking a ton. Happy birthday friend!

I need 1 hour delivery for kindle. I always want it right before i'm headed on a trip and too late t...

Wed, 13 Nov 2013 23:32:01 +0000

I need 1 hour delivery for kindle. I always want it right before i’m headed on a trip and too late to have it arrive in time.

hey @slackhq I wish I could fav lines. I know I can star for me. I want to star for EVERYONE.

Wed, 13 Nov 2013 17:51:07 +0000

hey @slackhq I wish I could fav lines. I know I can star for me. I want to star for EVERYONE.

i should not be this happy to see graphite.

Tue, 12 Nov 2013 22:20:06 +0000

i should not be this happy to see graphite.

OMG SNOW TIRE SEASON!!!!

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 21:55:05 +0000

OMG SNOW TIRE SEASON!!!!

to be clear, I said that thing that @marihuertas OHed. the question remains? WHY THE FUCK DON'T I HA...

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 21:31:29 +0000

to be clear, I said that thing that @marihuertas OHed. the question remains? WHY THE FUCK DON’T I HAVE A GUMMI BEAR ONESIE JUMPSUIT?

"they might be at harper" - @harper

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 21:27:03 +0000

“they might be at harper” - @harper

I played videos of baby goats to @felixerrichard on my phone a couple times, now he points to my pho...

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 16:51:32 +0000

I played videos of baby goats to @felixerrichard on my phone a couple times, now he points to my phone and says “goats! goats!”

bummed to be missing #awsreinvent for the second time. super excited to hang out with my family, tho...

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 16:20:23 +0000

bummed to be missing #awsreinvent for the second time. super excited to hang out with my family, though!

Me 1 year ago. http://t.co/9sS4L6qsaU

Fri, 08 Nov 2013 15:26:40 +0000

Me 1 year ago. twitter.com

Stuck next to this asshole for my flight. Homeward bound! http://t.co/NL1M5tEc6x

Thu, 07 Nov 2013 11:34:46 +0000

Stuck next to this asshole for my flight. Homeward bound! twitter.com

Eating some gummi. #ofatech #tribute http://t.co/FPwAFimSiC

Thu, 07 Nov 2013 10:48:52 +0000

Eating some gummi. #ofatech #tribute twitter.com

I may have been ransomed for cab fare.

Wed, 06 Nov 2013 21:17:03 +0000

I may have been ransomed for cab fare.

I am very sleepy.

Wed, 06 Nov 2013 13:38:48 +0000

I am very sleepy.

That thing where I pace an airport...

Tue, 05 Nov 2013 01:59:12 +0000

That thing where I pace an airport…

Forgot my book made out of dead trees... Feels like the 90s.

Tue, 05 Nov 2013 01:57:24 +0000

Forgot my book made out of dead trees… Feels like the 90s.

also, in case you forgot, Not Richard But Dick by @deadmilkmen is amazing.

Fri, 01 Nov 2013 21:22:52 +0000

also, in case you forgot, Not Richard But Dick by @deadmilkmen is amazing.

having the font set at 120% on @github makes my life better.

Fri, 01 Nov 2013 21:20:22 +0000

having the font set at 120% on @github makes my life better.

dear internet, what's my best bet for getting a nexus 5 as soon as possible?

Fri, 01 Nov 2013 20:41:52 +0000

dear internet, what’s my best bet for getting a nexus 5 as soon as possible?

I was going to make fun of Google plus "auto awesome" feature... But my first reaction when seeing t...

Fri, 01 Nov 2013 18:41:15 +0000

I was going to make fun of Google plus “auto awesome” feature… But my first reaction when seeing the result was “awesome!”

Dublin, thanks for having me! You've been wonderful. I will be back. #WebSummit

Thu, 31 Oct 2013 11:58:32 +0000

Dublin, thanks for having me! You’ve been wonderful. I will be back. #WebSummit

Had a great time speaking at #WebSummit. Thoroughly impressed with the conference.

Thu, 31 Oct 2013 10:13:29 +0000

Had a great time speaking at #WebSummit. Thoroughly impressed with the conference.

So @milorichard just texted me. Miss that dude so much.

Wed, 30 Oct 2013 15:20:10 +0000

So @milorichard just texted me. Miss that dude so much.

time-shifted working is hard.

Tue, 29 Oct 2013 16:35:43 +0000

time-shifted working is hard.

Just got stopped walking down the streets of Dublin to admire my @Wawa hoodie.

Tue, 29 Oct 2013 12:58:25 +0000

Just got stopped walking down the streets of Dublin to admire my @Wawa hoodie.

I would like today to be over now.

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 18:28:37 +0000

I would like today to be over now.

I am like a shark; but if I stop moving, I fall asleep.

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 16:47:45 +0000

I am like a shark; but if I stop moving, I fall asleep.

Realizing I accidentally spent the morning power walking in a mall.

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 12:01:27 +0000

Realizing I accidentally spent the morning power walking in a mall.

I am ridiculously sleepy right now. 5 more hours until boarding...

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 11:48:20 +0000

I am ridiculously sleepy right now. 5 more hours until boarding…

Couple hundred bucks poorer and 12 hours to kill at the airport. I am winning at today.

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 08:06:35 +0000

Couple hundred bucks poorer and 12 hours to kill at the airport. I am winning at today.

Minutes away from Heathrow. Plane supposed to leave in minutes. Fuuuuuuuuu...

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:48:27 +0000

Minutes away from Heathrow. Plane supposed to leave in minutes. Fuuuuuuuuu…

Heh.. 2 trees on the track. Totally not making this flight. Today just got more interesting.

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 06:47:11 +0000

Heh.. 2 trees on the track. Totally not making this flight. Today just got more interesting.

It is very windy here. Tree down on underground track near Heathrow... Wonder if I'll make my flight...

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 06:33:50 +0000

It is very windy here. Tree down on underground track near Heathrow… Wonder if I’ll make my flight.

Following people on twitter that are feet away so they have to follow me back. ;) /cc @jacqui

Sun, 27 Oct 2013 17:49:12 +0000

Following people on twitter that are feet away so they have to follow me back. ;) /cc @jacqui

just finished a 2-3 hour walk through London at night. Must find food.

Sat, 26 Oct 2013 21:03:15 +0000

just finished a 2-3 hour walk through London at night. Must find food.

Tower bridge selfie. (Tourism selfies are a thing, apparently) http://t.co/R1YnyFinY2

Sat, 26 Oct 2013 20:06:18 +0000

Tower bridge selfie. (Tourism selfies are a thing, apparently) twitter.com

Having a spare phone battery is awesome.

Sat, 26 Oct 2013 17:59:50 +0000

Having a spare phone battery is awesome.

RT @tswicegood: Listening to beard care for journalists by @dansinker and @dylanr at #mozfest http:/...

Sat, 26 Oct 2013 15:54:05 +0000

RT @tswicegood: Listening to beard care for journalists by @dansinker and @dylanr at #mozfest flic.kr

ORD->LHR.

Thu, 24 Oct 2013 01:38:52 +0000

ORD->LHR.

Oh hey Chicago, you got chilly.

Wed, 23 Oct 2013 16:40:49 +0000

Oh hey Chicago, you got chilly.

this week thus far:

Wed, 23 Oct 2013 15:48:55 +0000

this week thus far:
devo -> floor -> misfits

oh man… @slackhq mac app beach balling while talking to @harper. HOW CAN I ASK HIM TO FIX IT?!?!

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 17:12:48 +0000

oh man… @slackhq mac app beach balling while talking to @harper. HOW CAN I ASK HIM TO FIX IT?!?!

MOAR HAPPY DANCEY EMAILS!

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 05:58:03 +0000

MOAR HAPPY DANCEY EMAILS!

hey friends - just keep sending emails filled with amazing!

Happy emails making me dance!

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 03:38:57 +0000

Happy emails making me dance!

having devo as the soundtrack to today was the right choice.

Mon, 21 Oct 2013 20:01:56 +0000

having devo as the soundtrack to today was the right choice.

.@felixerrichard loving his new glasses. #nerdboat /cc @clint @ejacqui http://t.co/nFWaRyECAx

Sat, 19 Oct 2013 17:36:03 +0000

. @felixerrichard loving his new glasses. #nerdboat /cc @clint @ejacqui twitter.com

my cat does not trust @sonos.

Fri, 18 Oct 2013 01:42:06 +0000

my cat does not trust @sonos.

.@marcprecipice once I told him "none" he clarified... IN YOUR WALLET! HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN...

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 01:03:01 +0000

. @marcprecipice once I told him “none” he clarified… IN YOUR WALLET! HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET?! /cc @milorichard

<more prelude>

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 00:58:05 +0000

<more prelude>
me: no, France doesn’t do that.

him: AMERICANS!

<prelude>

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 00:51:22 +0000

<prelude>
him: you’re going to France and they’ll kill you with spears!
me: where is this this coming from?
him: FRANCE!

me: good night, I love you.

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 00:42:03 +0000

me: good night, I love you.

@milorichard (yelling): HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?! HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE???

I was really hoping to give @googlenexus some money for a new phone today...

Tue, 15 Oct 2013 15:56:13 +0000

I was really hoping to give @googlenexus some money for a new phone today…

listening to @philochs to counteract my government bummer. http://t.co/DVF5hNy181

Mon, 14 Oct 2013 16:10:50 +0000

listening to @philochs to counteract my government bummer. open.spotify.com

dear @fitbit, the force looks awesome and I want one.

Thu, 10 Oct 2013 21:20:07 +0000

dear @fitbit, the force looks awesome and I want one.

over the last 5 years the things I needed to have on me changed from: phone, wallet, keys, smokes/li...

Tue, 08 Oct 2013 15:43:18 +0000

over the last 5 years the things I needed to have on me changed from: phone, wallet, keys, smokes/lighter to: phone, wallet, keys, fitbit

Get off the train 4 stops early for the steps.

Thu, 03 Oct 2013 03:53:13 +0000

Get off the train 4 stops early for the steps.

Pour out a big ass to go cup of coffee. Leave it on the dining room table.

Wed, 02 Oct 2013 14:37:15 +0000

Pour out a big ass to go cup of coffee. Leave it on the dining room table.

where are the cool kids selling used car parts these days?

Wed, 02 Oct 2013 03:28:45 +0000

where are the cool kids selling used car parts these days?

do they make a bluetooth keyboard that is essentially just the bottom part of a macbook?

Mon, 30 Sep 2013 21:02:14 +0000

do they make a bluetooth keyboard that is essentially just the bottom part of a macbook?

I lost @clint at the farmers market.

Thu, 26 Sep 2013 19:13:47 +0000

I lost @clint at the farmers market.

that @ ProteinBarChi salad I had for lunch was the best decision I've made in a while.

Mon, 23 Sep 2013 19:37:52 +0000

that @ ProteinBarChi salad I had for lunch was the best decision I’ve made in a while.

Walking the length of an airport probably looks less stupid than pacing the length of a gate. Boredb...

Sun, 22 Sep 2013 03:54:34 +0000

Walking the length of an airport probably looks less stupid than pacing the length of a gate. Boredboredbored.

Walked around Berlin all day with no data. Disconnected from the internet and it's people. Connected...

Sat, 21 Sep 2013 17:38:56 +0000

Walked around Berlin all day with no data. Disconnected from the internet and it’s people. Connected with the city. It is amazing here.

Just got done speaking at @Monitorama #monitoramaEU. Excited to learn from the rest of the conferenc...

Thu, 19 Sep 2013 08:31:35 +0000

Just got done speaking at @Monitorama #monitoramaEU. Excited to learn from the rest of the conference!

being sick is ruining both my productivity and my steps.

Mon, 16 Sep 2013 03:20:36 +0000

being sick is ruining both my productivity and my steps.

So out of it, I left my sunglasses at work. Luckily I have spares. http://t.co/mf14yPUkqI

Sat, 14 Sep 2013 00:44:57 +0000

So out of it, I left my sunglasses at work. Luckily I have spares. twitter.com

taking a small @descendents break before heading home.

Thu, 12 Sep 2013 22:31:13 +0000

taking a small @descendents break before heading home.

It is warm out.

Tue, 10 Sep 2013 20:01:32 +0000

It is warm out.

today I listen to ministry… it hasn't been this kind of day in a while.

Mon, 09 Sep 2013 16:19:24 +0000

today I listen to ministry… it hasn’t been this kind of day in a while.

whelp. anyone have a lead on an awesome school for @milorichard starting… now?

Mon, 09 Sep 2013 15:05:39 +0000

whelp. anyone have a lead on an awesome school for @milorichard starting… now?

When your kid pukes in the backseat and your first thought is "not in the car!" How long does it tak...

Sun, 08 Sep 2013 21:04:13 +0000

When your kid pukes in the backseat and your first thought is “not in the car!” How long does it take to stop feeling like a shit dad?

House full of sick people. Weekend!

Sat, 07 Sep 2013 14:59:38 +0000

House full of sick people. Weekend!

well that's a day.

Fri, 06 Sep 2013 21:27:23 +0000

well that’s a day.

Watching some of the best theater ever. /cc @jsb @andreakalinka @dansinker @danxoneil

Fri, 06 Sep 2013 00:00:40 +0000

Watching some of the best theater ever. /cc @jsb @andreakalinka @dansinker @danxoneil

love the new gen honda & toyota minivan - here's why: “@StanceWorks: [snip] UNSETTLING THE MINIV...

Thu, 05 Sep 2013 18:47:44 +0000

love the new gen honda & toyota minivan - here’s why: “ @StanceWorks: [snip] UNSETTLING THE MINIVAN ETHOS [snip] stanceworks.com”

the @mybasis watch looks pretty awesome. wish it played nicely with @fitbit where all my people and ...

Thu, 05 Sep 2013 17:07:42 +0000

the @mybasis watch looks pretty awesome. wish it played nicely with @fitbit where all my people and history are…

Why does this train station smell like a pool?

Thu, 05 Sep 2013 14:23:51 +0000

Why does this train station smell like a pool?

Me: "C'mon, let's go inside!"

Thu, 05 Sep 2013 13:30:38 +0000

Me: “C’mon, let’s go inside!”
@milorichard: “I DON’T LOVE YOU!!”

so… good morning!

Blew @milorichard's mind with this triceratops/torosaurus news.

Tue, 03 Sep 2013 23:39:47 +0000

Blew @milorichard’s mind with this triceratops/torosaurus news.

.@cultivatecon looks amazing. hope I can make it out for the @cultivatecon/@velocityconf combo.

Tue, 03 Sep 2013 16:38:48 +0000

. @cultivatecon looks amazing. hope I can make it out for the @cultivatecon/ @velocityconf combo.

misfits station on @pandora_radio is pretty alright.

Tue, 03 Sep 2013 14:57:25 +0000

misfits station on @pandora_radio is pretty alright.

<singsong>"You're gonna be dead."</singsong> - @milorichard

Mon, 02 Sep 2013 22:10:28 +0000

<singsong>“You’re gonna be dead."</singsong> - @milorichard

This year I learned that I really really like to just walk around.

Mon, 02 Sep 2013 17:30:19 +0000

This year I learned that I really really like to just walk around.

Office closed because holiday. Backup office (coffee shop) hopefully open. Lots to do!

Mon, 02 Sep 2013 15:00:17 +0000

Office closed because holiday. Backup office (coffee shop) hopefully open. Lots to do!

RT @clint: so @dylanr was lookin pretty weird earlier… http://t.co/B4EsuqVYJa

Sat, 31 Aug 2013 00:33:21 +0000

RT @clint: so @dylanr was lookin pretty weird earlier… twitter.com

The white w/ black accent maserati convertible that just drove by was beautiful. #notsurprising

Fri, 30 Aug 2013 18:55:53 +0000

The white w/ black accent maserati convertible that just drove by was beautiful. #notsurprising

There was a crush of humanity on that train.

Fri, 30 Aug 2013 14:35:41 +0000

There was a crush of humanity on that train.

I hate not having my sunglasses.

Fri, 30 Aug 2013 14:01:23 +0000

I hate not having my sunglasses.

Man, hitting my new step goal is hard.

Tue, 27 Aug 2013 01:58:49 +0000

Man, hitting my new step goal is hard.

RT @IDMPhoto: @dylanr You're the non-creepy Rick Rubin.

Tue, 27 Aug 2013 01:52:54 +0000

RT @IDMPhoto: @dylanr You’re the non-creepy Rick Rubin.

Just got called the white Rick Ross by someone on the street. Hope that means I'm getting a maybach.

Tue, 27 Aug 2013 01:46:14 +0000

Just got called the white Rick Ross by someone on the street. Hope that means I’m getting a maybach.

I'm OK with 90° during the day. Less so at night. /cc @littlelazer

Tue, 27 Aug 2013 01:31:00 +0000

I’m OK with 90° during the day. Less so at night. /cc @littlelazer

have spent more time talking/thinking about Miley Cyrus in the last 8 hours than the rest of my life...

Mon, 26 Aug 2013 20:27:11 +0000

have spent more time talking/thinking about Miley Cyrus in the last 8 hours than the rest of my life combined. want the last 8 hours back.

When @clint turns his phone around, you know it's time to focus.

Mon, 26 Aug 2013 19:40:45 +0000

When @clint turns his phone around, you know it’s time to focus.

I need a to do list that is shared with people I respect who will shame me into actually getting thi...

Mon, 26 Aug 2013 14:51:46 +0000

I need a to do list that is shared with people I respect who will shame me into actually getting things done.

just upped my @fitbit step goal by 25%… I am desperately close to investing in a treadmill desk.

Sun, 25 Aug 2013 04:38:49 +0000

just upped my @fitbit step goal by 25%… I am desperately close to investing in a treadmill desk.

dear hangouts plugin, I would like to be able to reply to @harper. kthxbai.

Fri, 23 Aug 2013 17:05:03 +0000

dear hangouts plugin, I would like to be able to reply to @harper. kthxbai.

seriously. refused was amazing. "songs to fan the flames" currently making my day.

Thu, 22 Aug 2013 20:40:42 +0000

seriously. refused was amazing. “songs to fan the flames” currently making my day.

OH: "oh, _plurnt_... That makes total sense." /cc @clint @cld276

Thu, 22 Aug 2013 18:29:12 +0000

OH: “oh, plurnt… That makes total sense.” /cc @clint @cld276

Just saw someone wearing a "save the drama for your llama" shirt. Magestic.

Wed, 21 Aug 2013 14:42:43 +0000

Just saw someone wearing a “save the drama for your llama” shirt. Magestic.

Bobbing for birthday donuts with @milorichard. #whatthewhat http://t.co/MWZ0kyTP1W

Wed, 21 Aug 2013 12:56:55 +0000

Bobbing for birthday donuts with @milorichard. #whatthewhat twitter.com

Yes.. I finally quit smoking mere hours before I became a father. Motivation is an amazing thing.

Wed, 21 Aug 2013 11:35:44 +0000

Yes.. I finally quit smoking mere hours before I became a father. Motivation is an amazing thing.

Four years ago @milorichard was born. Further proof that I am incredibly lucky.

Wed, 21 Aug 2013 11:30:04 +0000

Four years ago @milorichard was born. Further proof that I am incredibly lucky.

Exactly four years ago was the last time I had a cigarette. #slowroadtohealthy

Wed, 21 Aug 2013 00:27:24 +0000

Exactly four years ago was the last time I had a cigarette. #slowroadtohealthy

A year ago last night was @iandees' first all nighter.

Tue, 20 Aug 2013 22:39:00 +0000

A year ago last night was @iandees’ first all nighter.

The bottle holder on my backpack is perfect for holding a demi baguette. http://t.co/YybH3hqXSn

Tue, 20 Aug 2013 21:38:49 +0000

The bottle holder on my backpack is perfect for holding a demi baguette. twitter.com

since @clint is home sick today our @sonos has far less riff raff, far more 80's metal. /cc @harper

Tue, 20 Aug 2013 16:32:58 +0000

since @clint is home sick today our @sonos has far less riff raff, far more 80’s metal. /cc @harper

Me in 5 hours is gong to be real happy about this 5,000 step head start to the day. /cc @fitbit

Sun, 18 Aug 2013 07:11:39 +0000

Me in 5 hours is gong to be real happy about this 5,000 step head start to the day. /cc @fitbit

"Hey Dylan, wanna be artists?" - @milorichard

Sun, 18 Aug 2013 00:03:26 +0000

“Hey Dylan, wanna be artists?” - @milorichard

Coloring with @milorichard http://t.co/MlPZnWAYgC

Sat, 17 Aug 2013 19:31:29 +0000

Coloring with @milorichard twitter.com

It's disconcerting to see the Washington stop so clean. http://t.co/SOJFjcKiyt

Fri, 16 Aug 2013 00:08:29 +0000

It’s disconcerting to see the Washington stop so clean. twitter.com

So... Diesel/electric hybrids. Why can't I buy one?

Thu, 15 Aug 2013 15:04:04 +0000

So… Diesel/electric hybrids. Why can’t I buy one?

"You need to learn the nectar flows."

Thu, 15 Aug 2013 03:13:08 +0000

“You need to learn the nectar flows.”

Talkative urban beekeepers...

Thu, 15 Aug 2013 03:12:35 +0000

Talkative urban beekeepers…

It's my wonderful wife @sarah_slocum's birthday today! She is amazingly awesome and I am incredibly ...

Wed, 14 Aug 2013 19:10:37 +0000

It’s my wonderful wife @sarah_slocum’s birthday today! She is amazingly awesome and I am incredibly lucky.

One of my favorite things is the way @clint changes his name.

Wed, 14 Aug 2013 16:43:37 +0000

One of my favorite things is the way @clint changes his name.

I complained about the hangouts extension earlier, and it uninstalled itself… weird.

Wed, 14 Aug 2013 02:07:20 +0000

I complained about the hangouts extension earlier, and it uninstalled itself… weird.

Béchamel and cauliflower.

Wed, 14 Aug 2013 01:38:10 +0000

Béchamel and cauliflower.

apparently @milorichard is currently referring to our electrician as "the worker". Either he's super...

Tue, 13 Aug 2013 21:28:27 +0000

apparently @milorichard is currently referring to our electrician as “the worker”. Either he’s super bourgeois or kinda commie…

i wish that the hangouts plugin was about 50% better.

Tue, 13 Aug 2013 16:36:41 +0000

i wish that the hangouts plugin was about 50% better.

Chicago is really beautiful this morning.

Tue, 13 Aug 2013 14:56:37 +0000

Chicago is really beautiful this morning.

RT @harper: Dylan problems: http://t.co/eKdEYoElGh

Mon, 12 Aug 2013 16:26:44 +0000

RT @harper: Dylan problems: twitter.com

Pretty sure @felixerrichard and I are an indie rock band now. http://t.co/1SInPOBSX6

Sun, 11 Aug 2013 17:00:41 +0000

Pretty sure @felixerrichard and I are an indie rock band now. twitter.com

"Did you just take a picture of the Iphone5 with the iPhone 4?" /cc @harper

Tue, 06 Aug 2013 21:36:25 +0000

“Did you just take a picture of the Iphone5 with the iPhone 4?” /cc @harper

Apparently I look just like mc fitti.

Tue, 06 Aug 2013 21:27:37 +0000

Apparently I look just like mc fitti.

I have made terrible decisions.

Tue, 06 Aug 2013 19:36:42 +0000

I have made terrible decisions.

You guys, the internet is fucking awesome.

Tue, 06 Aug 2013 19:30:56 +0000

You guys, the internet is fucking awesome.

The world is pretty right now. http://t.co/kIzHU7HDJQ

Tue, 06 Aug 2013 16:06:25 +0000

The world is pretty right now. twitter.com

RT @Monitorama: Really excited that @dylanr and @DivaDanese will be keynoting for us in Berlin. So m...

Tue, 06 Aug 2013 16:03:05 +0000

RT @Monitorama: Really excited that @dylanr and @DivaDanese will be keynoting for us in Berlin. So many amazing experiences to share.

Forgot my @fitbit at home for the first time in a long time. None of this exercise matters!

Mon, 05 Aug 2013 14:35:19 +0000

Forgot my @fitbit at home for the first time in a long time. None of this exercise matters!

learning far more than I want to about gfci outlets and home electrical systems.

Sat, 03 Aug 2013 03:49:59 +0000

learning far more than I want to about gfci outlets and home electrical systems.

.@DesireeGF with @GiveForward is a great reminder of how to do well by doing good.

Thu, 01 Aug 2013 19:05:57 +0000

. @DesireeGF with @GiveForward is a great reminder of how to do well by doing good.

"Papa, why don't you like to let kids have an ax?" -@milorichard

Sun, 28 Jul 2013 21:00:53 +0000

“Papa, why don’t you like to let kids have an ax?” - @milorichard

New chase ATM ux borders on terrible.

Sun, 28 Jul 2013 15:41:28 +0000

New chase ATM ux borders on terrible.

I wore crocs today. With socks. In public. #shame

Sun, 28 Jul 2013 04:22:41 +0000

I wore crocs today. With socks. In public. #shame

Saw a guy carrying a @netflix envelope. It felt like the past.

Thu, 25 Jul 2013 14:46:47 +0000

Saw a guy carrying a @netflix envelope. It felt like the past.

Big states are big.

Mon, 22 Jul 2013 07:18:26 +0000

Big states are big.

Man... This @NJ_TRANSIT sauna car is an interesting touch...

Wed, 17 Jul 2013 23:34:21 +0000

Man… This @NJ_TRANSIT sauna car is an interesting touch…

Making up for not walking enough recently with many many steps... Feet hurtin...

Wed, 17 Jul 2013 22:23:56 +0000

Making up for not walking enough recently with many many steps… Feet hurtin…

on an amtrak. /cc @mikeconlow @scottvdp

Wed, 17 Jul 2013 13:39:51 +0000

on an amtrak. /cc @mikeconlow @scottvdp

Took advantage of @milorichard not being able to sleep to do a quick mpg test run. ~40 mile run. #td...

Tue, 16 Jul 2013 04:48:31 +0000

Took advantage of @milorichard not being able to sleep to do a quick mpg test run. ~40 mile run. #tdi #sportwagen twitter.com

Approaching the sheetz-wawa line.

Fri, 12 Jul 2013 18:20:41 +0000

Approaching the sheetz-wawa line.

turns out 90's parasites records == me being super productive.

Thu, 11 Jul 2013 17:04:19 +0000

turns out 90’s parasites records == me being super productive.

There has been a lack of coffee in my life. Fixing that now.

Thu, 11 Jul 2013 15:35:36 +0000

There has been a lack of coffee in my life. Fixing that now.

analysis paralysis on the topic of lunch.

Wed, 10 Jul 2013 17:54:27 +0000

analysis paralysis on the topic of lunch.

currently wishing that my @fitbit had gps in it. #hopeifindit

Wed, 10 Jul 2013 05:00:32 +0000

currently wishing that my @fitbit had gps in it. #hopeifindit

OH: "Do you guys know about moviefone?"

Mon, 08 Jul 2013 19:28:38 +0000

OH: “Do you guys know about moviefone?”

I fear my @fitbit may be freaking out. :( http://t.co/NbNWdM5EpW

Mon, 08 Jul 2013 19:14:19 +0000

I fear my @fitbit may be freaking out. :( twitter.com

keep thinking about @danmil's @velocityconf talk on post-mortems and applying lessons to my parentin...

Mon, 08 Jul 2013 18:48:03 +0000

keep thinking about @danmil’s @velocityconf talk on post-mortems and applying lessons to my parenting.

This morning @milorichard thought it was hilarious to not call me papa. Instead he repeatedly called...

Mon, 08 Jul 2013 15:40:15 +0000

This morning @milorichard thought it was hilarious to not call me papa. Instead he repeatedly called me “saka” /cc @sacca. #hawkward

Morning painting. http://t.co/yOA4ZWY0hO

Sun, 07 Jul 2013 15:02:31 +0000

Morning painting. twitter.com

OH: "I'm glad we don't need a mongoose."

Sun, 07 Jul 2013 03:49:57 +0000

OH: “I’m glad we don’t need a mongoose.”

King of the forest. http://t.co/mIqM3KgxuL

Sat, 06 Jul 2013 20:38:42 +0000

King of the forest. twitter.com

Too much adorable. http://t.co/6OIhuiYbDn

Sat, 06 Jul 2013 20:32:50 +0000

Too much adorable. twitter.com

Moar Chicago. http://t.co/swA6ZzxnAX

Sat, 06 Jul 2013 20:24:58 +0000

Moar Chicago. twitter.com

More Chicago. http://t.co/2kMrefLL30

Sat, 06 Jul 2013 20:17:06 +0000

More Chicago. twitter.com

Chicago. http://t.co/jVqswfei1F

Sat, 06 Jul 2013 20:16:12 +0000

Chicago. twitter.com

Thus used to be an art supply store. http://t.co/7hpjKyGNvV

Tue, 02 Jul 2013 22:30:16 +0000

Thus used to be an art supply store. twitter.com

Random people on the street asking to feel my beard, you are creepy.

Tue, 02 Jul 2013 22:10:39 +0000

Random people on the street asking to feel my beard, you are creepy.

Panflute!

Tue, 02 Jul 2013 18:57:39 +0000

Panflute!

Not sure I could handle @milorichard being really into capoeira. He certainly likes to watch it thou...

Sun, 30 Jun 2013 16:41:44 +0000

Not sure I could handle @milorichard being really into capoeira. He certainly likes to watch it though…

so @milorichard broke his arm this week.

Sun, 30 Jun 2013 01:13:27 +0000

so @milorichard broke his arm this week.

Wtf does this even mean? http://t.co/tHt2e0shXk

Fri, 28 Jun 2013 21:40:10 +0000

Wtf does this even mean? twitter.com

Sports apparently doesn't have the same "wearing the band's shirt to the show" stigma the punk scene...

Fri, 28 Jun 2013 15:16:37 +0000

Sports apparently doesn’t have the same “wearing the band’s shirt to the show” stigma the punk scene had.

Please kill me. #suburbanitesonatrain

Fri, 28 Jun 2013 14:56:09 +0000

Please kill me. #suburbanitesonatrain

Chicago bikes. http://t.co/iTA2rOSavD

Thu, 27 Jun 2013 22:39:46 +0000

Chicago bikes. twitter.com

Cous cous and beards is a terrible combo.

Thu, 27 Jun 2013 18:12:14 +0000

Cous cous and beards is a terrible combo.

I am terrible at waking up without my kids as alarm clocks.

Sun, 23 Jun 2013 13:15:30 +0000

I am terrible at waking up without my kids as alarm clocks.

I make it a point to dismiss every promoted tweet I'm served.

Sat, 22 Jun 2013 14:13:48 +0000

I make it a point to dismiss every promoted tweet I’m served.

RT @dansinker: First Class bearding. http://t.co/974KC4TmfO

Sat, 22 Jun 2013 11:51:00 +0000

RT @dansinker: First Class bearding. twitter.com

RT @dansinker: Me and @dylanr have upped the beard game in this First Class cabin by a million.

Sat, 22 Jun 2013 11:42:29 +0000

RT @dansinker: Me and @dylanr have upped the beard game in this First Class cabin by a million.

That thing where your twitter stream is exactly where it was when you went to bed. #2hourssleep

Sat, 22 Jun 2013 10:37:52 +0000

That thing where your twitter stream is exactly where it was when you went to bed. #2hourssleep

My phone told me it was a half an hour wait for the next train. Took a cab and will be home before t...

Sat, 22 Jun 2013 06:36:10 +0000

My phone told me it was a half an hour wait for the next train. Took a cab and will be home before the train leaves. Thanks phone!

I was hoping to skip the taxi tonight.

Sat, 22 Jun 2013 06:28:22 +0000

I was hoping to skip the taxi tonight.

I have no idea what time it is.

Sat, 22 Jun 2013 06:21:41 +0000

I have no idea what time it is.

also, if you want more info on gamedays, I wrote this: http://t.co/DEQznV2uPS that has way more word...

Fri, 21 Jun 2013 06:52:37 +0000

also, if you want more info on gamedays, I wrote this: oreilly.com that has way more words about gamedays. #velocityconf

Oh yeah, also I spoke this morning at @velocityconf (amazing honor). http://t.co/B6eSIlBi2J

Fri, 21 Jun 2013 06:48:14 +0000

Oh yeah, also I spoke this morning at @velocityconf (amazing honor). youtu.be

I had an amazing time at @velocityconf. learned a bunch. thanks to @souders @allspaw and everyone wh...

Fri, 21 Jun 2013 06:39:48 +0000

I had an amazing time at @velocityconf. learned a bunch. thanks to @souders @allspaw and everyone who helped put it on!

.@danmil is killing it talking about post mortems. #velocityconf

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 18:37:50 +0000

. @danmil is killing it talking about post mortems. #velocityconf

Kind of in love with pdiffs. /cc @haxor

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:31:16 +0000

Kind of in love with pdiffs. /cc @haxor

Little kids at arrivals holding up signs that say "mommy". Infinite cute.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 16:49:31 +0000

Little kids at arrivals holding up signs that say “mommy”. Infinite cute.

Hmm... My seat cushion is not attached even a little bit.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:46:47 +0000

Hmm… My seat cushion is not attached even a little bit.

my life needs more Joe Jack Talcum...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:50:03 +0000

my life needs more Joe Jack Talcum…

OK. Seriously. Go to @EatFatRice as soon as possible. It's amazingly good.

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 03:35:56 +0000

OK. Seriously. Go to @EatFatRice as soon as possible. It’s amazingly good.

About to eat @EatFatRice. So incredibly excited.

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 02:09:31 +0000

About to eat @EatFatRice. So incredibly excited.

I am wiped out.

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 02:34:53 +0000

I am wiped out.

the bongwater version of kisses sweeter than wine is remarkably beautiful.

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 22:17:11 +0000

the bongwater version of kisses sweeter than wine is remarkably beautiful.

5 years ago it was over 100° in Philly. It was also when @sarah_slocum and I (finally) got married. ...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:37:14 +0000

5 years ago it was over 100° in Philly. It was also when @sarah_slocum and I (finally) got married. I am incredibly lucky and happy.

I am bummed to not be in Milwaukee listening to @deadmilkmen. However, I am happy to have had a wond...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 04:31:34 +0000

I am bummed to not be in Milwaukee listening to @deadmilkmen. However, I am happy to have had a wonderful night with @sarah_slocum.

Listening to an impromptu mashup of @SlimCessna and @2chainz... it's intense. /cc @clint

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:08:58 +0000

Listening to an impromptu mashup of @SlimCessna and @2chainz… it’s intense. /cc @clint

totally thought is was going to rain today. pumped that it's so nice out.

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 15:55:32 +0000

totally thought is was going to rain today. pumped that it’s so nice out.

Seems @twitter is back to being fancy SMS.

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 20:32:14 +0000

Seems @twitter is back to being fancy SMS.

coffee and spicy dark chocolate. everything's coming up milhouse! thanks @clint and @cgansen

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 20:16:25 +0000

coffee and spicy dark chocolate. everything’s coming up milhouse! thanks @clint and @cgansen

My need for coffee is reaching new levels today.

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 14:43:00 +0000

My need for coffee is reaching new levels today.

So apparently @felixerrichard really digs @descendents http://t.co/S71UaWnTao

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 16:07:56 +0000

So apparently @felixerrichard really digs @descendents twitter.com

A fine morning of music appreciation with @felixerrichard. Today's lesson: refused. He got pretty in...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 15:48:57 +0000

A fine morning of music appreciation with @felixerrichard. Today’s lesson: refused. He got pretty into it. twitter.com

Trying to coordinate international video chatting is harder than it should be.

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 14:27:28 +0000

Trying to coordinate international video chatting is harder than it should be.

"I have heard very good things about that plunger." - @dansinker

Fri, 31 May 2013 16:58:32 +0000

“I have heard very good things about that plunger.” - @dansinker

"This train is experiencing an equipment problem..." is among the things I would rather not hear ove...

Fri, 31 May 2013 14:46:55 +0000

“This train is experiencing an equipment problem…” is among the things I would rather not hear over the loudspeaker.

Not sure where this incredible desire to listen to White Zombie came from.

Thu, 30 May 2013 17:56:13 +0000

Not sure where this incredible desire to listen to White Zombie came from.

congrats to my friends over at @CivisAnalytics on formally launching! big things!

Thu, 30 May 2013 15:51:04 +0000

congrats to my friends over at @CivisAnalytics on formally launching! big things!

Watching some dinosaurs in the park. #asyoudo

Sun, 26 May 2013 15:18:42 +0000

Watching some dinosaurs in the park. #asyoudo

Always awesome to see @economysizegeek

Sun, 26 May 2013 15:02:14 +0000

Always awesome to see @economysizegeek

Seems like at least once a week I am on the train and a friend gets on. Serendipitous city livin'.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:41:48 +0000

Seems like at least once a week I am on the train and a friend gets on. Serendipitous city livin'.

this is awesome - Resketch: a new kind of sketchbook on @Kickstarter http://t.co/MtzUP8wC4i

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:56:23 +0000

this is awesome - Resketch: a new kind of sketchbook on @Kickstarter kck.st

anyone have suggestions for android @Flickr auto-uploading apps?

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:31:27 +0000

anyone have suggestions for android @Flickr auto-uploading apps?

spares http://t.co/p9KAaqcUod

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:22:31 +0000

spares twitter.com

Any one in Chicago have a flatbed trailer and want to help me move a project car?

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:49:44 +0000

Any one in Chicago have a flatbed trailer and want to help me move a project car?

Does @nest have an api? Only rationale I can muster for upgrading over my current programmable tstat...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:07:01 +0000

Does @nest have an api? Only rationale I can muster for upgrading over my current programmable tstat.

Anime look almost back in full effect. /cc @harper http://t.co/0AbT0lQUct

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:58:44 +0000

Anime look almost back in full effect. /cc @harper twitter.com

getting some sugru to finish up my phone dock. thanks @Inventables!

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:36:10 +0000

getting some sugru to finish up my phone dock. thanks @Inventables!

i blame/credit @jsb for my morning listening to the misfits.

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:30:05 +0000

i blame/credit @jsb for my morning listening to the misfits.

where can I buy sugru in chicago?

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:49:46 +0000

where can I buy sugru in chicago?

really wish I could tag or group my repos on @github

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:49:17 +0000

really wish I could tag or group my repos on @github

Spring would have been nice.

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:38:17 +0000

Spring would have been nice.

Carrying @milorichard's scooter home on the train. Oh, the looks...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:56:16 +0000

Carrying @milorichard’s scooter home on the train. Oh, the looks…

It is far too cold to just have a hoodie.

Fri, 10 May 2013 18:38:10 +0000

It is far too cold to just have a hoodie.

rubbing your eyes after cutting jalapeños is less than comfortable.

Wed, 08 May 2013 04:43:07 +0000

rubbing your eyes after cutting jalapeños is less than comfortable.

always nice to go out to lunch and run into @jeremybird.

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:56:34 +0000

always nice to go out to lunch and run into @jeremybird.

just to be clear, when @milorichard says "predator" that's in reference to dinosaurs...

Sun, 05 May 2013 03:41:29 +0000

just to be clear, when @milorichard says “predator” that’s in reference to dinosaurs…

. @milorichard on his new shoes: "they're pretty good for running away from predators."

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:05:47 +0000

. @milorichard on his new shoes: “they’re pretty good for running away from predators.”

Surfin' Cow may be one of the best songs ever.

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:45:13 +0000

Surfin’ Cow may be one of the best songs ever.

Listened to @deadmilkmen with @milorichard at lunch. He is apparently a big fan of tiny town... and ...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:17:44 +0000

Listened to @deadmilkmen with @milorichard at lunch. He is apparently a big fan of tiny town… and sang along. #fatheroftheyear

Epic 3 hour scoot/walk with @milorichard this afternoon. Hoping to survive bedtime.

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:34:12 +0000

Epic 3 hour scoot/walk with @milorichard this afternoon. Hoping to survive bedtime.

"Is dessert going to be beer?" -@milorichard

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:50:47 +0000

“Is dessert going to be beer?” - @milorichard

don't forget - @atomgoren (& his package) is fucking great.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:57:10 +0000

don’t forget - @atomgoren (& his package) is fucking great.

.@deadmilkmen looks like I'll be driving to milwaukee, then.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:52:31 +0000

. @deadmilkmen looks like I’ll be driving to milwaukee, then.

I really want to try @liftapp for web. I've wanted to try lift for ages, but no ios. /cc @tonystubbl...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 04:25:22 +0000

I really want to try @liftapp for web. I’ve wanted to try lift for ages, but no ios. /cc @tonystubblebine

Southbound blue line stopped at damen... Apparently a medical delay?

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:56:33 +0000

Southbound blue line stopped at damen… Apparently a medical delay?

you know what usually makes days better? leaky roofs. good thing it's only a torrential downpour kin...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:11:13 +0000

you know what usually makes days better? leaky roofs. good thing it’s only a torrential downpour kinda day.

Testing USPS' capacity planning.

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:22:59 +0000

Testing USPS’ capacity planning.

You know who's awesome? @charlesfesta is awesome.

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 00:54:37 +0000

You know who’s awesome? @charlesfesta is awesome.

Had a great time talking to @starterleague about tech, Obama, learning and Chicago. Thanks for havin...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:08:54 +0000

Had a great time talking to @starterleague about tech, Obama, learning and Chicago. Thanks for having me!

6 second pings.

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:41:15 +0000

6 second pings.

this is magical: http://t.co/k0vl5hNMhq

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:36:36 +0000

this is magical: source.mozillaopennews.org
seriously amazing. data people, check it out!

Hey internet! It's my mama, @MairiPileggi's birthday today! You should all know that she is awesome!...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:35:37 +0000

Hey internet! It’s my mama, @MairiPileggi’s birthday today! You should all know that she is awesome! Exclamation point!

.@milorichard with a goatee, curly stache and monocle. http://t.co/LhoZbtSkD3

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:43:12 +0000

. @milorichard with a goatee, curly stache and monocle. twitter.com

have fallen into a gorilla biscuit hole.

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 19:19:59 +0000

have fallen into a gorilla biscuit hole.

hey friends, remember youth of today?

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:36:34 +0000

hey friends, remember youth of today?

spending today listening to nothing but 80s and 90s hardcore.

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:56:20 +0000

spending today listening to nothing but 80s and 90s hardcore.

"Situation on the tracks" at western blue line... This doesn't bode well.

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 17:39:30 +0000

“Situation on the tracks” at western blue line… This doesn’t bode well.

Getting @milorichard pumped for the aquarium. Teaching him to draw fish. http://t.co/n8wruvcnwn

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:45:10 +0000

Getting @milorichard pumped for the aquarium. Teaching him to draw fish. twitter.com

sometimes my entire profession makes me facepalm.

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:20:05 +0000

sometimes my entire profession makes me facepalm.

"I don't want rice and beans! I want beans and rice!" -@milorichard's current meltdown.

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:43:22 +0000

“I don’t want rice and beans! I want beans and rice!” - @milorichard’s current meltdown.

RT @harper: Haha. @dylanr being mad about @firefox biting his style. /cc @benhuh http://t.co/2Wfo9oC...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 03:15:44 +0000

RT @harper: Haha. @dylanr being mad about @firefox biting his style. /cc @benhuh twitter.com

getting stopped on the street by people wondering what @harper starred in. #notanactor

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 23:37:21 +0000

getting stopped on the street by people wondering what @harper starred in. #notanactor

Serendipitously shared a flight with @yodeets.

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 20:28:17 +0000

Serendipitously shared a flight with @yodeets.

Long cab line is long...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 20:26:37 +0000

Long cab line is long…

Denver, it's been a blast. You're doing awesome things!

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 15:45:18 +0000

Denver, it’s been a blast. You’re doing awesome things!

sssooooojjjjjjuuuuu!!!!!!! /cc @jdkunesh @cgansen

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 03:13:15 +0000

sssooooojjjjjjuuuuu!!!!!!! /cc @jdkunesh @cgansen

Complete @uber_chi fail. 4 tries to get a taxi, app just won't actually make request. Now late.

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 17:29:25 +0000

Complete @uber_chi fail. 4 tries to get a taxi, app just won’t actually make request. Now late.

I wish that there were better and less expensive options for getting @milorichard to learn French.

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 07:14:18 +0000

I wish that there were better and less expensive options for getting @milorichard to learn French.

my neighbor shoveled my sidewalk and front stairs last night. #chicagoisawesome

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 20:00:32 +0000

my neighbor shoveled my sidewalk and front stairs last night. #chicagoisawesome

I would make new ways to share my children's childhood with my parents and friends #ifihadglass

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 20:39:00 +0000

I would make new ways to share my children’s childhood with my parents and friends #ifihadglass

driving around earlier "Cocaine" by Clapton came on the radio. @milorichard asks why the man was sin...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 07:49:05 +0000

driving around earlier “Cocaine” by Clapton came on the radio. @milorichard asks why the man was singing about cookies. #mindblown

. @felixerrichard enjoying his birthday croissant. http://t.co/3Qk7PFef1x

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:25:20 +0000

. @felixerrichard enjoying his birthday croissant. twitter.com

In just a couple hours, my baby boy @felixerrichard turns one. He is filled with joy, and reminds me...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 07:38:24 +0000

In just a couple hours, my baby boy @felixerrichard turns one. He is filled with joy, and reminds me to be as well.

anyone in chicago recommend an HVAC parts store? #noheat

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:16:32 +0000

anyone in chicago recommend an HVAC parts store? #noheat

.@felixerrichard playing with some snow. http://t.co/BJHW0Fh8Gp

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:14:12 +0000

. @felixerrichard playing with some snow. twitter.com

I am taking a virtual walk with streetview. Desperately want to get back to France soon.

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 02:05:24 +0000

I am taking a virtual walk with streetview. Desperately want to get back to France soon.

about to @grubhub up some valentine's dinner.

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 00:50:14 +0000

about to @grubhub up some valentine’s dinner.

.@natekontny makes me feel like a very lazy man.

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 22:02:35 +0000

. @natekontny makes me feel like a very lazy man.

just like that, my entire feed became people contratulating @trammell. well deserved. @sonos is luck...

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:57:41 +0000

just like that, my entire feed became people contratulating @trammell. well deserved. @sonos is lucky to have you.

oh noes. now @sarah_slocum is sick too! I am Madagascar! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 05:13:35 +0000

oh noes. now @sarah_slocum is sick too! I am Madagascar! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

both of my boys are sick. so sad.

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 01:39:13 +0000

both of my boys are sick. so sad.

Oh blue line, why do you mock me so?

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 18:49:17 +0000

Oh blue line, why do you mock me so?

after preschool, @milorichard had music appreciation class with me. Today's lesson: @AC_DC.

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 18:21:15 +0000

after preschool, @milorichard had music appreciation class with me. Today’s lesson: @AC_DC.

i want indian buffet.

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:38:35 +0000

i want indian buffet.

These fancy new green line trains are fancy. #cta

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:49:47 +0000

These fancy new green line trains are fancy. #cta

It's beard freezin' cold.

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:51:27 +0000

It’s beard freezin’ cold.

happy that it seems I may have secured health insurance for my family.

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:55:05 +0000

happy that it seems I may have secured health insurance for my family.

Why does one purchase a Ferrari in beige?

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:38:12 +0000

Why does one purchase a Ferrari in beige?

Ice storm complete with thunder and lightening? Pretty awesome. Also slippery.

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 01:02:38 +0000

Ice storm complete with thunder and lightening? Pretty awesome. Also slippery.

Always nice to start your day being declined healthcare coverage.

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 16:21:06 +0000

Always nice to start your day being declined healthcare coverage.

so @felixerrichard can walk up to about 20 feet now.

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 21:46:22 +0000

so @felixerrichard can walk up to about 20 feet now.

RT @CloudGathering: Our interview with @dylanr of @obama2012 is LIVE. Check it out and let us know w...

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:47:37 +0000

RT @CloudGathering: Our interview with @dylanr of @obama2012 is LIVE. Check it out and let us know what you think: bit.ly …

.@littlelazer it could be targeted for conversion - I've never been closer to paying to make them st...

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:07:17 +0000

. @littlelazer it could be targeted for conversion - I’ve never been closer to paying to make them stop.

disney ad in the middle of a misfits playlist? that may have been my most jarring @spotify ad yet.

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:04:53 +0000

disney ad in the middle of a misfits playlist? that may have been my most jarring @spotify ad yet.

Bummed to not be in DC with my team. Proud of the work we did. Happy to be home with my family. #ina...

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 18:51:52 +0000

Bummed to not be in DC with my team. Proud of the work we did. Happy to be home with my family. #inauguration #ofatech twitter.com

May not have to spend the night in LGA after all... #longday

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 05:21:25 +0000

May not have to spend the night in LGA after all… #longday

If I had known that I had hours to kill in NYC, I would have told people I was here...

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 04:06:01 +0000

If I had known that I had hours to kill in NYC, I would have told people I was here…

Typing in French on the phone with English autocorrect is really hard.

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:51:56 +0000

Typing in French on the phone with English autocorrect is really hard.

Pencil and paper. Refreshing.

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:34:19 +0000

Pencil and paper. Refreshing.

Early morning.

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 10:12:15 +0000

Early morning.

They'll get me home... Barely. #sadpanda. http://t.co/iNko4neK

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 23:23:49 +0000

They’ll get me home… Barely. #sadpanda. twitter.com

Oh sweet! The TSA broke my sunglasses. /me grumbles

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 23:03:26 +0000

Oh sweet! The TSA broke my sunglasses. /me grumbles

Sad. In awe of how much good one can fit in such a short life.

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 17:04:13 +0000

Sad. In awe of how much good one can fit in such a short life.

man... quoting selected text in gmail replies is currently driving me crazy.

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 06:57:22 +0000

man… quoting selected text in gmail replies is currently driving me crazy.

RT @broox: and @DylanR's current status. http://t.co/S2dzGN6W

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 05:58:25 +0000

RT @broox: and @DylanR’s current status. twitter.com

there is a lot of wub wub happening around me.

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 01:13:06 +0000

there is a lot of wub wub happening around me.

Portable electronics may be the death of my productivity.

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 18:13:06 +0000

Portable electronics may be the death of my productivity.

Having flashbacks. http://t.co/0MO3VC74

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:53:57 +0000

Having flashbacks. twitter.com

Bummed that my brand new @drmartens are peeling. http://t.co/VMk0TRuR

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 21:11:11 +0000

Bummed that my brand new @drmartens are peeling. twitter.com

Is silk nog and vodka a thing? If not, can I make it one?

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 03:07:17 +0000

Is silk nog and vodka a thing? If not, can I make it one?

i was thinking, you know what I want to do? didn't realize that "change the serp belt on an acura" w...

Sat, 22 Dec 2012 22:09:56 +0000

i was thinking, you know what I want to do? didn’t realize that “change the serp belt on an acura” was actually top of my list.

had a great time at @1871Chicago tonight hearing the awesome @MichelangeloDA speak and helping with ...

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 07:05:29 +0000

had a great time at @1871Chicago tonight hearing the awesome @MichelangeloDA speak and helping with some Q&A.

Bout to do dinner right...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 02:19:14 +0000

Bout to do dinner right…

.@harper's off of the internet for about a week. This is a unique opportunity for an epic prank.

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 19:23:49 +0000

. @harper’s off of the internet for about a week. This is a unique opportunity for an epic prank.

listening to "deja vu" by @ironmaiden, then going for a walk.

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:30:57 +0000

listening to “deja vu” by @ironmaiden, then going for a walk.

f.lux'd!

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 22:16:18 +0000

f.lux’d!

not sure what this says about me: current focus! music is Killers and Iron Maiden on shuffle.

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 05:53:16 +0000

not sure what this says about me: current focus! music is Killers and Iron Maiden on shuffle.

I need to get to @EatFatRice because the cauliflower claypot sounds fucking spectacular.

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 05:42:48 +0000

I need to get to @EatFatRice because the cauliflower claypot sounds fucking spectacular.

listening to fugazi for the rest of the day. #13songs

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 21:04:12 +0000

listening to fugazi for the rest of the day. #13songs

New life goal: have epic enough facial hair where shaving it is national news. /cc @davidaxelrod

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 17:04:11 +0000

New life goal: have epic enough facial hair where shaving it is national news. /cc @davidaxelrod

"there will be a technology component." I am hilarious.

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:18:05 +0000

“there will be a technology component.” I am hilarious.

That single dead pixel on my galaxy nexus drives me a little crazy.

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 19:41:22 +0000

That single dead pixel on my galaxy nexus drives me a little crazy.

just signed @milorichard up for more activities at @ChicagoParks. so awesome.

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:56:44 +0000

just signed @milorichard up for more activities at @ChicagoParks. so awesome.

Well... That was a clusterfuck of a flight. #2kidsnosleep

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 03:16:31 +0000

Well… That was a clusterfuck of a flight. #2kidsnosleep

Getting ready to fly.

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 12:06:15 +0000

Getting ready to fly.

Milo is biting my style.

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 19:54:15 +0000

Milo is biting my style.

.@milesward bummed to be missing #reinvent. So immensely proud.

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 19:47:44 +0000

. @milesward bummed to be missing #reinvent. So immensely proud.

I wonder if harper knows about these.

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 18:44:34 +0000

I wonder if harper knows about these.

.@milorichard just jumped in the air and screamed "YAY HOORAY!" /me pours one out.

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:35:18 +0000

. @milorichard just jumped in the air and screamed “YAY HOORAY!” /me pours one out.

Teaching Milo to be properly French.

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 10:41:31 +0000

Teaching Milo to be properly French.

Hey California friends! I'm in town for the next couple days. Let's hang out!

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:48:39 +0000

Hey California friends! I’m in town for the next couple days. Let’s hang out!

So, for the record, West Marin doesn't suck.

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 16:54:21 +0000

So, for the record, West Marin doesn’t suck.

I'm about a week of beard regrowth away from feeling comfortable addressing @trammell.

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:19:17 +0000

I’m about a week of beard regrowth away from feeling comfortable addressing @trammell.

things @milorichard wants to know at bedtime: "who is god?" "what is the internet?" and "who's on th...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:39:11 +0000

things @milorichard wants to know at bedtime: “who is god?” “what is the internet?” and “who’s on the cover of mother goose?”

Hike!

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:53:40 +0000

Hike!

Milo teaching Felix.

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 17:44:55 +0000

Milo teaching Felix.

"This train is experiencing an equipment malfunction. The operator is off the train for a few minute...

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 03:04:51 +0000

“This train is experiencing an equipment malfunction. The operator is off the train for a few minutes…” oh good.

Dinner!

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 18:10:26 +0000

Dinner!

Who has two thumbs and loves beans and tofu? This dude!

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 14:38:17 +0000

Who has two thumbs and loves beans and tofu? This dude!

Oh yeah... this happened.

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 11:37:49 +0000

Oh yeah… this happened.

Can't wait to start being a papa again.Huge thanks to my amazing and supportive wife @sarah_slocum f...

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 04:29:27 +0000

Can’t wait to start being a papa again.Huge thanks to my amazing and supportive wife @sarah_slocum for making the last 18 months possible.

I can't express just how amazing a team I work with. The best there is.

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 04:23:19 +0000

I can’t express just how amazing a team I work with. The best there is.

thank you, friends in WI!

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 02:34:24 +0000

thank you, friends in WI!

thank you family and friends in PA.

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 02:21:11 +0000

thank you family and friends in PA.

Waiting to vote? Stay in line! As long as you're in line before the polls close, you can still vote.

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 23:41:53 +0000

Waiting to vote? Stay in line! As long as you’re in line before the polls close, you can still vote.

can't handle the cute. #VoteObama http://t.co/yntcLqt6

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 18:22:51 +0000

can’t handle the cute. #VoteObama twitter.com

you guys! oatmeal is delicious!

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:41:55 +0000

you guys! oatmeal is delicious!

oh hai friends, I changed my name on the twitters. I'm @dylanr now.

Sun, 04 Nov 2012 21:14:05 +0000

oh hai friends, I changed my name on the twitters. I’m @dylanr now.

RT @trammell: Clear eyes. Full beards. Can't Lose. http://t.co/KiVaGnpN #beardsforobama

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 01:57:01 +0000

RT @trammell: Clear eyes. Full beards. Can’t Lose. barackobama.com #beardsforobama

Demonstrating my incredible ability to listen to a single song on repeat for hours/days/weeks.

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 16:10:00 +0000

Demonstrating my incredible ability to listen to a single song on repeat for hours/days/weeks.

Voted early.

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 23:21:22 +0000

Voted early.

is it a bad sign when by tuesday at noon I'm already 1,248 emails behind?

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 23:42:32 +0000

is it a bad sign when by tuesday at noon I’m already 1,248 emails behind?

I appear to have broken by foot. This does not bode well.

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 15:36:15 +0000

I appear to have broken by foot. This does not bode well.

well today sure was a day...

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 02:33:25 +0000

well today sure was a day…

if you're looking to infuse some nostalgia into your day, I recommend the misfits.

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 21:22:13 +0000

if you’re looking to infuse some nostalgia into your day, I recommend the misfits.

"you and I?" "Yes papa, we're all strangers."

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 01:22:08 +0000

“you and I?” “Yes papa, we’re all strangers.”

"Papa, we're strangers." - @milorichard

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 01:18:50 +0000

“Papa, we’re strangers.” - @milorichard

...back when metal songs were long and punk songs were short.

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 01:21:36 +0000

…back when metal songs were long and punk songs were short.

I draw the line at Sweet Caroline.

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 04:57:05 +0000

I draw the line at Sweet Caroline.

ending my day by committing code.

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 06:34:23 +0000

ending my day by committing code.

This bus may be the death of me.

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 23:56:09 +0000

This bus may be the death of me.

today's productivity brought to you by @devo.

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 19:51:43 +0000

today’s productivity brought to you by @devo.

writing codes, listening to crass.

Sun, 30 Sep 2012 21:36:36 +0000

writing codes, listening to crass.

also, there's just under 1000 hours left in this election. Please donate: http://t.co/ux4F3LH3

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:38:21 +0000

also, there’s just under 1000 hours left in this election. Please donate: dylan.la

this morning @milorichard put on a fake beard that @sarah_slocum made and recited this: http://t.co/...

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 15:52:57 +0000

this morning @milorichard put on a fake beard that @sarah_slocum made and recited this: dylan.la birthday starting out good.

That thing where I let people pass me on the street so I don't have to hear their inane conversation...

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 17:46:04 +0000

That thing where I let people pass me on the street so I don’t have to hear their inane conversation.

My children are tag teaming not sleeping.

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 01:43:05 +0000

My children are tag teaming not sleeping.

Forts!

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 14:21:12 +0000

Forts!

wrong number: "who's this?"

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 01:15:14 +0000

wrong number: “who’s this?”
me: “not who you called.”
wrong number: “I’m used to someone else being on the other end.”
me: ಠ_ಠ

guys, remember when I liked music? tonight I dig out some @gvsbnyc so I have something to listen to ...

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 03:50:25 +0000

guys, remember when I liked music? tonight I dig out some @gvsbnyc so I have something to listen to tomorrow… cds!

/me turns up fugazi.

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 02:03:41 +0000

/me turns up fugazi.

Well... @milorichard wants to be a "circus guy" when he grows up. #seemsreasonable

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 22:09:19 +0000

Well… @milorichard wants to be a “circus guy” when he grows up. #seemsreasonable

a soft pretzel from philly?!?!? thanks @genevievethiers! #daymade

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 16:02:05 +0000

a soft pretzel from philly?!?!? thanks @genevievethiers! #daymade

Nothing quite like hour four of "bedtime" to remind you that you're a terrible parent.

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 03:27:21 +0000

Nothing quite like hour four of “bedtime” to remind you that you’re a terrible parent.

Drunks on the train... I'm not really a fan.

Sat, 01 Sep 2012 04:46:33 +0000

Drunks on the train… I’m not really a fan.

This makes today awesome. Thanks @trammell! /cc @PeanutChews http://t.co/Zdv5mAL9

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 19:07:04 +0000

This makes today awesome. Thanks @trammell! /cc @PeanutChews twitter.com

OH: "it works... I clicked on all the stuff..." /cc @clint

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 22:43:08 +0000

OH: “it works… I clicked on all the stuff…” /cc @clint

bleep blorp..

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 09:19:12 +0000

bleep blorp..

I just backed Help Us Re-Release F.O.D.'s Shatter Your Day on CD/LP/TAPE on @Kickstarter http://t.co...

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 11:33:25 +0000

I just backed Help Us Re-Release F.O.D.’s Shatter Your Day on CD/LP/TAPE on @Kickstarter kck.st

Shuffle just served me up The Goats. Today just keeps getting better. #nogoatsnoglory

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:32:57 +0000

Shuffle just served me up The Goats. Today just keeps getting better. #nogoatsnoglory

.@milorichard's birthday morning: wake up to a room full of balloons. Then croissant and a smoothie ...

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 13:36:39 +0000

. @milorichard’s birthday morning: wake up to a room full of balloons. Then croissant and a smoothie in a bubble bath …as you do.

Room full of balloons! Happy birthday @milorichard!

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 00:58:49 +0000

Room full of balloons! Happy birthday @milorichard!

Today I listened to some metal, a bunch of fugazi and king missile. I am apparently still 16. Also, ...

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 05:20:23 +0000

Today I listened to some metal, a bunch of fugazi and king missile. I am apparently still 16. Also, awesome.

Jusqu'ici tout va bien…

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 16:56:33 +0000

Jusqu’ici tout va bien…

Today is my lovely, tolerant, amazing wife @sarah_slocum's birthday! I couldn't be more thankful.

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 13:37:58 +0000

Today is my lovely, tolerant, amazing wife @sarah_slocum’s birthday! I couldn’t be more thankful.

.@milorichard's bedtime song last night was Clean Sheets by @descendents... modified to fit for a 3 ...

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 21:42:59 +0000

. @milorichard’s bedtime song last night was Clean Sheets by @descendents… modified to fit for a 3 year old (who sleeps on the floor).

I win at email today. Just caught up on over a thousand unread. #didnotbankrupt!

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 02:50:39 +0000

I win at email today. Just caught up on over a thousand unread. #didnotbankrupt!

I just scrolled through 3 pages of tweets about http://t.co/EfwfOfIJ worth it!

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 17:35:16 +0000

I just scrolled through 3 pages of tweets about animatedpizzagifs.com worth it!

listening to @descendents all day... as you do. /me turns it up.

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 17:06:43 +0000

listening to @descendents all day… as you do. /me turns it up.

Why can't I favorite emails? /cc @brianholcomb

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 00:27:18 +0000

Why can’t I favorite emails? /cc @brianholcomb

not really sure how it happened, but today has become a "listen to minor threat" day.

Sat, 28 Jul 2012 20:45:26 +0000

not really sure how it happened, but today has become a “listen to minor threat” day.

Renewed.

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 05:04:21 +0000

Renewed.

I'm winning the best beard contest at the refused show. #hxc

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:43:25 +0000

I’m winning the best beard contest at the refused show. #hxc

dear @google thanks for making the calculator show up right when I needed it.

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 20:47:31 +0000

dear @google thanks for making the calculator show up right when I needed it.

Songs to fan the Flames of Discontent on repeat all day in anticipation #hxc_hipster #likedrefusedbe...

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 17:23:36 +0000

Songs to fan the Flames of Discontent on repeat all day in anticipation #hxc_hipster #likedrefusedbeforeshapeofpunktocome

4:04am... listening to the pixies and thunder.

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 09:05:29 +0000

4:04am… listening to the pixies and thunder.

This train is hot with no AC.

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 04:22:39 +0000

This train is hot with no AC.

Oh, Monday. That downpour I just walked home in was the coup de grace for the day. Kudos.

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 07:23:22 +0000

Oh, Monday. That downpour I just walked home in was the coup de grace for the day. Kudos.

"When I'm a man, I don't want to have a beard." -@milorichard

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 16:32:15 +0000

“When I’m a man, I don’t want to have a beard.” - @milorichard

I've made a terrible mistake...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 07:47:33 +0000

I’ve made a terrible mistake…

man, the hits just keep on comin', huh?

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 04:05:32 +0000

man, the hits just keep on comin’, huh?

more genius from @milorichard "Why do those soccer people always want high fives?"

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 22:26:03 +0000

more genius from @milorichard “Why do those soccer people always want high fives?”

"I have dreams you know" @milorichard

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:58:57 +0000

“I have dreams you know” @milorichard

Spent a bunch of today looking at @jeffrey's old office.

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 05:08:56 +0000

Spent a bunch of today looking at @jeffrey’s old office.

Hey SF friends! Want to hang out tomorrow night?

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 03:57:20 +0000

Hey SF friends! Want to hang out tomorrow night?

There's no chance this seat next to me is going to stay empty. Cherry on my day.

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 03:56:44 +0000

There’s no chance this seat next to me is going to stay empty. Cherry on my day.

what do I want to eat at ohare? I've apparently got time... #lazyweb

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 00:29:43 +0000

what do I want to eat at ohare? I’ve apparently got time… #lazyweb

oh, we've entered the Danzig portion of the evening...

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 02:22:58 +0000

oh, we’ve entered the Danzig portion of the evening…

oh couscous, you are not a friend to the large beard.

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 06:02:30 +0000

oh couscous, you are not a friend to the large beard.

what's that?

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 16:12:26 +0000

what’s that?
listen to a bunch of early @ironmaiden?
sounds like a plan.

.@milorichard is getting woken up for street fireworks. NB: for, not by.

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 02:31:48 +0000

. @milorichard is getting woken up for street fireworks. NB: for, not by.

f.lux just reminded me that it's getting late.

Sat, 30 Jun 2012 01:35:29 +0000

f.lux just reminded me that it’s getting late.

apparently I forget python syntax somewhere around 1:30am.

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 15:24:23 +0000

apparently I forget python syntax somewhere around 1:30am.

trader joes kimchi fried rice.

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 05:46:09 +0000

trader joes kimchi fried rice.

filed under: things I will regret in the morning.

Fevers and headaches and [redacted] oh my!

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 08:46:41 +0000

Fevers and headaches and [redacted] oh my!

Desperate need for coffee.

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:42:03 +0000

Desperate need for coffee.

Congrats to my alma mater @crateandbarrel for their #moxie award win!

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 01:59:50 +0000

Congrats to my alma mater @crateandbarrel for their #moxie award win!

So.... this happened.

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 20:26:40 +0000

So…. this happened.

I am an idiot. But I'm a happy idiot.

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 01:24:56 +0000

I am an idiot. But I’m a happy idiot.

getting rickrolled by @jdkunesh's leaky headphones.

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 17:51:57 +0000

getting rickrolled by @jdkunesh’s leaky headphones.

4 years ago I married the most amazing woman I've ever known.

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 00:57:45 +0000

4 years ago I married the most amazing woman I’ve ever known.

Favorite pastime: mopping.

Mon, 28 May 2012 16:12:37 +0000

Favorite pastime: mopping.

Milo has no problem with the heat. I'm staying in the shade.

Mon, 28 May 2012 16:10:59 +0000

Milo has no problem with the heat. I’m staying in the shade.

i need to feed my french car fetish.

Fri, 25 May 2012 16:24:24 +0000

i need to feed my french car fetish.

Holy random dance party. This was not what I expected from a breakfast place.

Sun, 20 May 2012 14:57:09 +0000

Holy random dance party. This was not what I expected from a breakfast place.

Most summer.

Sat, 19 May 2012 12:26:50 +0000

Most summer.

Summertime

Sat, 19 May 2012 12:21:28 +0000

Summertime

"is now the part of the meeting where I talk about random stuff?" - @mikeconlow

Wed, 16 May 2012 17:51:37 +0000

“is now the part of the meeting where I talk about random stuff?” - @mikeconlow

Just cut open what I thought was a peanut butter cupcake. Turns out it was actually a PB&J cupca...

Sat, 12 May 2012 20:45:21 +0000

Just cut open what I thought was a peanut butter cupcake. Turns out it was actually a PB&J cupcake. Mind blown. /cc @sierra

this day must be getting better... I'm listening to Gorilla Biscuits. /cc @DanielReed

Mon, 07 May 2012 21:01:04 +0000

this day must be getting better… I’m listening to Gorilla Biscuits. /cc @DanielReed

/me turns 90's hardcore up. Tone set for week.

Mon, 07 May 2012 14:13:34 +0000

/me turns 90’s hardcore up. Tone set for week.

Morning.

Mon, 07 May 2012 08:32:36 +0000

Morning.

This day can go die in a fire.

Mon, 07 May 2012 02:30:58 +0000

This day can go die in a fire.

Simcity 2012

Sat, 05 May 2012 15:39:36 +0000

Simcity 2012

Serious business.

Sat, 05 May 2012 09:53:28 +0000

Serious business.

Dude on the cta renew crew with the nine inch beard braid, I salute you.

Sat, 05 May 2012 02:04:43 +0000

Dude on the cta renew crew with the nine inch beard braid, I salute you.

Bagel with cream cheese.

Thu, 03 May 2012 07:46:30 +0000

Bagel with cream cheese.

Beard/Afro

Wed, 02 May 2012 16:36:29 +0000

Beard/Afro

Pretty sure this hallway is why instagram was made.

Tue, 01 May 2012 11:22:43 +0000

Pretty sure this hallway is why instagram was made.

ord -> phl

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 14:36:58 +0000

ord -> phl

How all that clean happens.

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 08:38:46 +0000

How all that clean happens.

Current status

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 08:37:56 +0000

Current status

Today I listen only to Sean Na Na. /cc @HarMarSuperstar

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:03:56 +0000

Today I listen only to Sean Na Na. /cc @HarMarSuperstar

I have been listening to a lot of @kingahab recently.

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 07:07:26 +0000

I have been listening to a lot of @kingahab recently.

Power... Honor... Ambition... Future!

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 04:35:00 +0000

Power… Honor… Ambition… Future!

Day and night.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 22:01:58 +0000

Day and night.

Milo's starting to get pillow forts.

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 14:01:17 +0000

Milo’s starting to get pillow forts.

Post

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 01:20:06 +0000

Post

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 01:19:23 +0000

Post

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 22:25:15 +0000

hey @github. I want to be able to favorite commits and comments.

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:46:48 +0000

hey @github. I want to be able to favorite commits and comments.

Getting cleaner.

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:34:11 +0000

Getting cleaner.

More cleanup.

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 09:26:13 +0000

More cleanup.

Morning

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 10:10:15 +0000

Morning

Home again.

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:24:49 +0000

Home again.

The cleanup works!

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:24:18 +0000

The cleanup works!

Post

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 01:08:57 +0000

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 20:08:57 +0000

Dessert!

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 18:41:51 +0000

Dessert!

Sleepy boys

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:49:35 +0000

Sleepy boys

Well... it could be raining, I guess.

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 18:50:21 +0000

Well… it could be raining, I guess.

Funny looking dog.

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 09:26:46 +0000

Funny looking dog.

Brotherly love or just Milo being a bully.

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:24:49 +0000

Brotherly love or just Milo being a bully.

sometimes being lazy pays off.

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:16:40 +0000

sometimes being lazy pays off.

Apparently Sarah is hilarious.

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:26:05 +0000

Apparently Sarah is hilarious.

Post

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 23:25:26 +0000

Post

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 21:13:13 +0000

Ducky

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 15:31:58 +0000

Ducky

Post

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 13:56:20 +0000

Easter best.

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 09:00:08 +0000

Easter best.

This has been most of my day.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 17:33:58 +0000

This has been most of my day.

Chicago garage

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 16:30:59 +0000

Chicago garage

Post

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 16:04:50 +0000

Making it hard to get work done.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 15:40:03 +0000

Making it hard to get work done.

Feels like summer.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 12:03:51 +0000

Feels like summer.

Meanwhile... zero fucks given.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:59:56 +0000

Meanwhile… zero fucks given.

Apparently not all that creepy.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:45:32 +0000

Apparently not all that creepy.

Creepy.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:37:55 +0000

Creepy.

Easter party.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:16:55 +0000

Easter party.

pretty sure I just wrote an email that should have been just been a pull request.

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 06:02:25 +0000

pretty sure I just wrote an email that should have been just been a pull request.

Felix

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 08:53:04 +0000

Felix

YES!

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:36:28 +0000

YES!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/190901932/i-was-a-teenage-michael-jackson-impersonator

It'll stay clean if you don't ride it and only bring it on the train.

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:55:55 +0000

It’ll stay clean if you don’t ride it and only bring it on the train.

Waiting on a southbound train...

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:55:31 +0000

Waiting on a southbound train…

Waiting in the tunnel.

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:55:10 +0000

Waiting in the tunnel.

Broox

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:44:42 +0000

Broox

I just backed I Was A Teenage Michael Jackson Impersonator! on @Kickstarter http://t.co/ohrXOO6a

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 04:55:14 +0000

I just backed I Was A Teenage Michael Jackson Impersonator! on @Kickstarter kck.st

I am really excited for @broox' socks today.

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:33:25 +0000

I am really excited for @broox’ socks today.

"DANCE PARTY!!!" -@milorichard http://t.co/9SKF8Zid

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 23:05:42 +0000

“DANCE PARTY!!!” - @milorichard twitter.com

note to self: git is awesome. /cc @clint

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 19:57:46 +0000

note to self: git is awesome. /cc @clint

attempt to make @aaronsalmon cry this morning: marginally successful.

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:28:21 +0000

attempt to make @aaronsalmon cry this morning: marginally successful.

"say happy half birthday" - @sarah_slocum

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 23:10:38 +0000

“say happy half birthday” - @sarah_slocum
“happy half… POOPY!” - @milorichard

Here's what I did this morning. http://t.co/3I5xV6CZ

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 21:11:00 +0000

Here’s what I did this morning. twitter.com

I am so excited for @vmg2.

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 01:22:03 +0000

I am so excited for @vmg2.

So it's going to be that kind of day, huh? http://t.co/XDNMTZwc

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:08:25 +0000

So it’s going to be that kind of day, huh? twitter.com

Falling asleep on the train.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 00:53:31 +0000

Falling asleep on the train.

Bummed to leave @milorichard and @felixerrichard at home today. Bummed that @domrichard will be gone...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:00:11 +0000

Bummed to leave @milorichard and @felixerrichard at home today. Bummed that @domrichard will be gone when I get home.

Am going to have to drink about 4 gallons of coffee to make it through today.

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 14:01:10 +0000

Am going to have to drink about 4 gallons of coffee to make it through today.

or, as @milorichard calls him "Otis"

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 21:39:03 +0000

or, as @milorichard calls him “Otis”

second son, officially: Felix Everett Raphael Richard (@felixerrichard)

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 21:38:57 +0000

second son, officially: Felix Everett Raphael Richard ( @felixerrichard)

turns out, 2.5 year olds are: resourceful, not to be trusted. @milorichard has a newly simplified be...

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 21:32:00 +0000

turns out, 2.5 year olds are: resourceful, not to be trusted. @milorichard has a newly simplified bedroom #climbingthedresser

Home. http://t.co/KW6RrPlT

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:42:31 +0000

Home. twitter.com

Saying "second son" has put seventh son of a seventh son in my head.

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 04:12:11 +0000

Saying “second son” has put seventh son of a seventh son in my head.

The train hates me this morning.

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:03:51 +0000

The train hates me this morning.

I am apparently still 13 years old. the last 2 days I have listenened to only @IronMaiden, operation...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:25:17 +0000

I am apparently still 13 years old. the last 2 days I have listenened to only @IronMaiden, operation ivy and screeching weasel.

"Mama! Let's measure papa's beard!" @milorichard

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 22:22:57 +0000

“Mama! Let’s measure papa’s beard!” @milorichard

you better b'weave it. /cc @cgansen @harper @RyanK @danalert

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 00:28:02 +0000

you better b’weave it. /cc @cgansen @harper @RyanK @danalert

so Gorilla Biscuits are playing shows... that's apparently a thing again.

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:45:19 +0000

so Gorilla Biscuits are playing shows… that’s apparently a thing again.

what's that? listen to @ironmaiden for the rest of the day? don't mind if I do.

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:58:58 +0000

what’s that? listen to @ironmaiden for the rest of the day? don’t mind if I do.

.@etsy friends, congrats on direct checkout. excited for the possibility that opens up. @kellan I wo...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:59:13 +0000

. @etsy friends, congrats on direct checkout. excited for the possibility that opens up. @kellan I would test it to buy just ship shirts.

Songs to Fan the Flames of Discontent is so good. If you forgot that, you should go remember. If you...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:21:07 +0000

Songs to Fan the Flames of Discontent is so good. If you forgot that, you should go remember. If you’ve never heard it, you change that.

"Mama, mama! I'm a owl! Hoot!" - @milorichard while avoiding his nap. #mysonisfuckingawesome

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 06:29:03 +0000

“Mama, mama! I’m a owl! Hoot!” - @milorichard while avoiding his nap. #mysonisfuckingawesome

Welp... that was a relaxing day.

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 06:26:07 +0000

Welp… that was a relaxing day.

today will have me listening to refused. and if things don't change, bad posture on repeat. it's bee...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 21:00:25 +0000

today will have me listening to refused. and if things don’t change, bad posture on repeat. it’s been a while.

Look at this dirty thing that showed up in my garage. /cc @longballrally http://t.co/PbEfCqCw

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 04:08:58 +0000

Look at this dirty thing that showed up in my garage. /cc @longballrally twitter.com

.@zaneshelby and I apparently speak in twin-speak.

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:21:35 +0000

. @zaneshelby and I apparently speak in twin-speak.

Having @xmarxchicago talk about food without providing any was a bad idea. #dreamingofbreadfruit

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:57:40 +0000

Having @xmarxchicago talk about food without providing any was a bad idea. #dreamingofbreadfruit

I woke up this morning and my beard smelled like a campfire. Thanks @XMarxChicago. #ordinner

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:34:00 +0000

I woke up this morning and my beard smelled like a campfire. Thanks @XMarxChicago. #ordinner

.@milorichard "you hurt my feelings papa"

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 04:37:37 +0000

. @milorichard “you hurt my feelings papa”
#terriblefather “I want something to make my feelings better” #ohgodiamamonster #bedtime

Ord -> sfo

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 02:18:23 +0000

Ord -> sfo

What is the modern cultural equivalent of the topical songwriter?

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 05:38:03 +0000

What is the modern cultural equivalent of the topical songwriter?

Sports!

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:35:42 +0000

Sports!

thinking a lot about Phil Ochs recently.

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:02:04 +0000

thinking a lot about Phil Ochs recently.

I love chili paste.

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:40:56 +0000

I love chili paste.

Phl->ord

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 16:15:50 +0000

Phl->ord

Back where I came from.

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 03:06:06 +0000

Back where I came from.

Just saw the cta holiday train. #understated

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:47:23 +0000

Just saw the cta holiday train. #understated

it's fun to watch startups launch. launches are more global and multilingual than they used to be. c...

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 18:44:54 +0000

it’s fun to watch startups launch. launches are more global and multilingual than they used to be. congrats @weathermobapp!

Me: "do you want to go to the zoo and see the lights?" @milorichard: "I busy. I trying to get my wor...

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 22:37:58 +0000

Me: “do you want to go to the zoo and see the lights?” @milorichard: “I busy. I trying to get my work done.”

Chicago park district is pretty awesome. Signed @milorichard up for three classes. Staff was super n...

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:38:07 +0000

Chicago park district is pretty awesome. Signed @milorichard up for three classes. Staff was super nice and helpful.

It's hot chocolate season again!

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 04:10:41 +0000

It’s hot chocolate season again!

Taught @milorichard to say "I like turtles!" #nuevodad #iamagenius

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 17:13:02 +0000

Taught @milorichard to say “I like turtles!” #nuevodad #iamagenius

responsible cowboy. /cc @oasisbob

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 07:31:03 +0000

responsible cowboy. /cc @oasisbob

Hanging out with @milorichard listening to the clash. #winrar!

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 17:13:07 +0000

Hanging out with @milorichard listening to the clash. #winrar!

Cta Chicago card dupe check timeout is 18 minutes. #funfact

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 20:38:11 +0000

Cta Chicago card dupe check timeout is 18 minutes. #funfact

4 little spaces making me so angry.

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 16:42:35 +0000

4 little spaces making me so angry.

Well, that was terrible timing... stupid trains with their stupid timetables.

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 08:07:18 +0000

Well, that was terrible timing… stupid trains with their stupid timetables.

my little piece of sanity in my life is unavailable for the next 24 hours. this could prove difficul...

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 23:44:58 +0000

my little piece of sanity in my life is unavailable for the next 24 hours. this could prove difficult.

This is a pretty full train.

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:42:58 +0000

This is a pretty full train.

Did I mention @milorichard is going to be a big brother? End of Feb! Awesometown!

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 02:01:53 +0000

Did I mention @milorichard is going to be a big brother? End of Feb! Awesometown!

Just watched gainsbourg. It was awesome. I would like to smoke gitanes.

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 02:08:03 +0000

Just watched gainsbourg. It was awesome. I would like to smoke gitanes.

Missing seeing @milorichard dressed as a bear.

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 23:17:28 +0000

Missing seeing @milorichard dressed as a bear.

Contemplating selling off my rare car parts collection...

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 00:39:44 +0000

Contemplating selling off my rare car parts collection…

my friends are powerful enough to make me emote via the written word.

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 22:42:59 +0000

my friends are powerful enough to make me emote via the written word.

I am eating a whole bunch of acorn squash. It is fall.

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 03:19:32 +0000

I am eating a whole bunch of acorn squash. It is fall.

Falling asleep...

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 01:28:43 +0000

Falling asleep…

Trying so hard to not fall asleep on the train.

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 22:58:18 +0000

Trying so hard to not fall asleep on the train.

I am having new car cravings. Wish I had the time for a project... someday soon.

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:34:30 +0000

I am having new car cravings. Wish I had the time for a project… someday soon.

My son is awesome.

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 18:46:24 +0000

My son is awesome.

I need a nap.

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 21:46:34 +0000

I need a nap.

Just spaced-out walked into @Immerito today's getting better!

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:22:53 +0000

Just spaced-out walked into @Immerito today’s getting better!

You know what's awesome about @milorichard being able to climb out if his crib? Nothing.

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 01:44:50 +0000

You know what’s awesome about @milorichard being able to climb out if his crib? Nothing.

Just sent @longballrally my wawa order. What a pal that dude is.

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:37:52 +0000

Just sent @longballrally my wawa order. What a pal that dude is.

Oh, hey... I moved. If you should have my address hit me up for the new one.

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 00:29:29 +0000

Oh, hey… I moved. If you should have my address hit me up for the new one.

HOLY CRAP!! Pear soda! I'm a genius.

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 20:40:55 +0000

HOLY CRAP!! Pear soda! I’m a genius.

So hard to not nap on the el.

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:02:17 +0000

So hard to not nap on the el.

I forgot about this part of @dansinker's real time storytelling... the waiting. #nopatience

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:40:27 +0000

I forgot about this part of @dansinker’s real time storytelling… the waiting. #nopatience

PICKLEVISION!!!

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 05:29:19 +0000

PICKLEVISION!!!

"do you know who makes honey?" @milorichard's reply: "PIGGIES! ...no, bees."

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 23:53:21 +0000

“do you know who makes honey?” @milorichard’s reply: “PIGGIES! …no, bees.”

was just addressed with "good morning nerds!"

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 14:43:50 +0000

was just addressed with “good morning nerds!”
I am totally going to use that line.

apparently @milorichard is now walking around our neighborhood wearing a superman cape. #mysonisawes...

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 17:32:43 +0000

apparently @milorichard is now walking around our neighborhood wearing a superman cape. #mysonisawesome

Life is a hilarious thing.

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 23:45:35 +0000

Life is a hilarious thing.

I would do many things for a nice slow autumn.

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 01:53:55 +0000

I would do many things for a nice slow autumn.

Sitting on a plane.

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 21:45:42 +0000

Sitting on a plane.

Milwaukee, your airport is charming.

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 15:14:44 +0000

Milwaukee, your airport is charming.

Just went on a sweet couple hour long walk in the woods with @milorichard. I had forgotten what week...

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 22:37:41 +0000

Just went on a sweet couple hour long walk in the woods with @milorichard. I had forgotten what weekends felt like.

songs to fan the flames of discontent on repeat. I miss this band.

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 19:03:05 +0000

songs to fan the flames of discontent on repeat. I miss this band.

today I will listen to a lot of @PhilOchs. Excitement!

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:58:15 +0000

today I will listen to a lot of @PhilOchs. Excitement!

w00t! I just got tickets for The @MayorEmanuel Book Event! at The Hideout on 9/6/2011: http://t.co/W...

Sat, 20 Aug 2011 01:15:20 +0000

w00t! I just got tickets for The @MayorEmanuel Book Event! at The Hideout on 9/6/2011: ticketf.ly

I am far less effective with a headache.

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 20:10:16 +0000

I am far less effective with a headache.

the headache I have today is remarkable.

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 16:10:52 +0000

the headache I have today is remarkable.

I can't hear you through my beard.

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 23:41:23 +0000

I can’t hear you through my beard.

I will not miss having the Retro on Roscoe west stage 20 feet from my house. Hairbangers Ball at 9:3...

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 02:37:50 +0000

I will not miss having the Retro on Roscoe west stage 20 feet from my house. Hairbangers Ball at 9:30 on Sunday night… less than awesome.

It is weird to hear @jeffrey referred to as Jeff.

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 02:53:18 +0000

It is weird to hear @jeffrey referred to as Jeff.

.@milorichard keeps saying "motorcycle guy" but he pronounces it "motherfucker die" whoops.

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 20:11:04 +0000

. @milorichard keeps saying “motorcycle guy” but he pronounces it “motherfucker die” whoops.

Hmmm. Power randomly out. This may mean a sweaty afternoon...

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 16:44:39 +0000

Hmmm. Power randomly out. This may mean a sweaty afternoon…

wish I could have joined @longballrally et al to Dubs in the Valley this weekend.

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 15:46:12 +0000

wish I could have joined @longballrally et al to Dubs in the Valley this weekend.

This train apparently feels like I do and doesn't want to move.

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 14:50:02 +0000

This train apparently feels like I do and doesn’t want to move.

the audi r8 looks really nice going down the street.

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 20:13:59 +0000

the audi r8 looks really nice going down the street.

I wouldn't turn down more sleep.

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 11:23:54 +0000

I wouldn’t turn down more sleep.

Listening to Ozzy with @milorichard... as you do.

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 14:05:34 +0000

Listening to Ozzy with @milorichard… as you do.

I think @harper just called me a cruise director.

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 16:46:20 +0000

I think @harper just called me a cruise director.

I'm a really big fan of that @aconbere dude.

Sat, 23 Jul 2011 02:35:40 +0000

I’m a really big fan of that @aconbere dude.

Congrats @chaddickerson. So excited by everything happening at Etsy these days.

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:18:10 +0000

Congrats @chaddickerson. So excited by everything happening at Etsy these days.

My cat ate a bunch of lasagna while we were out.

Sun, 17 Jul 2011 21:58:07 +0000

My cat ate a bunch of lasagna while we were out.

I may fall asleep on this train. So tired.

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 14:32:21 +0000

I may fall asleep on this train. So tired.

Need caffeine badly this morning. @milorichard needs to learn how to sleep in.

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 14:50:28 +0000

Need caffeine badly this morning. @milorichard needs to learn how to sleep in.

I suppose that could have been worse. Still... http://t.co/xauy13p

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 14:10:04 +0000

I suppose that could have been worse. Still… twitpic.com

This here is @MayorEmanuel weather.

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 13:24:04 +0000

This here is @MayorEmanuel weather.

Huh... nice weather we're having.

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 13:14:18 +0000

Huh… nice weather we’re having.

having one of those days where I've convinced myself that I am an idiot.

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 23:21:41 +0000

having one of those days where I’ve convinced myself that I am an idiot.

I just won the 4th! Fireworks from a plane == remarkable!

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 02:29:39 +0000

I just won the 4th! Fireworks from a plane == remarkable!

MKE -> BWI

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 11:01:50 +0000

MKE -> BWI

Note to self: 6 am flight from MKE is a terrible idea.

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 10:05:46 +0000

Note to self: 6 am flight from MKE is a terrible idea.

I really hope my car survived that hail.

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 02:28:59 +0000

I really hope my car survived that hail.

Man I hope my car survived that hail.

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 21:26:27 +0000

Man I hope my car survived that hail.

you know who's awesome? @deadmilkmen is awesome.

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 21:29:27 +0000

you know who’s awesome? @deadmilkmen is awesome.

Hanging out on the train. Wish it were moving.

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 14:19:35 +0000

Hanging out on the train. Wish it were moving.

note to self: I should not forget about Captain Ahab.

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 19:14:15 +0000

note to self: I should not forget about Captain Ahab.

I am sleepy.

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 14:15:48 +0000

I am sleepy.

Satisfied sigh.

Fri, 17 Jun 2011 05:31:01 +0000

Satisfied sigh.

note to self: next year - go to #velocityconf

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:11:22 +0000

note to self: next year - go to #velocityconf

listen to Crass all morning? don't mind if I do!

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 15:15:02 +0000

listen to Crass all morning? don’t mind if I do!

Wow, this headache is messing with my ability to do stuff.

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 14:15:23 +0000

Wow, this headache is messing with my ability to do stuff.

It is not late. First time in a while that I woke up before @milorichard.

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 10:20:10 +0000

It is not late. First time in a while that I woke up before @milorichard.

wow, I just hit a wall of tired. That was out of nowhere. I need me a nap.

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 21:59:29 +0000

wow, I just hit a wall of tired. That was out of nowhere. I need me a nap.

today marks three years of marriage with my lovely wife. /me is super lucky.

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 03:49:54 +0000

today marks three years of marriage with my lovely wife. /me is super lucky.

note to self: listen to more fugazi. You'll feel better.

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 21:37:29 +0000

note to self: listen to more fugazi. You’ll feel better.

Halp! Im caught in a hipster swarm!

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 01:36:39 +0000

Halp! Im caught in a hipster swarm!

This morning can only get better.

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 13:48:58 +0000

This morning can only get better.

rickrolling @aaronsalmon irl.

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 04:08:56 +0000

rickrolling @aaronsalmon irl.

Today is going to be that kind of day. Sleep eludes me.

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 14:01:43 +0000

Today is going to be that kind of day. Sleep eludes me.

I am tired of feeling like I have the flu. Anyone have any home remedies to make my head feel like i...

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 05:22:12 +0000

I am tired of feeling like I have the flu. Anyone have any home remedies to make my head feel like it’s not full of fluid?

I hope we get spring sometime this year. Winter -> summer without spring is a raw deal.

Tue, 31 May 2011 14:21:22 +0000

I hope we get spring sometime this year. Winter -> summer without spring is a raw deal.

RT @nikete: when you cant prove it claim it as evident.

Sun, 22 May 2011 12:48:21 +0000

RT @nikete: when you cant prove it claim it as evident.

thank you homebrew for being so awesome.

Thu, 19 May 2011 15:08:48 +0000

thank you homebrew for being so awesome.

Johnny Cash is an interesting twist to this Misfits @pandora_radio station.

Mon, 16 May 2011 20:24:32 +0000

Johnny Cash is an interesting twist to this Misfits @pandora_radio station.

I think I just found out someone's name... /cc @aaronsalmon @lashout

Mon, 16 May 2011 17:39:55 +0000

I think I just found out someone’s name… /cc @aaronsalmon @lashout

Feeling hilariously terrible this morning.

Mon, 16 May 2011 12:45:36 +0000

Feeling hilariously terrible this morning.

Dear bus, why are you so slow?

Mon, 16 May 2011 00:29:21 +0000

Dear bus, why are you so slow?

Oh sweet, winter's back!

Mon, 16 May 2011 00:18:24 +0000

Oh sweet, winter’s back!

I need to find some time to get rid of some parts and cars before I start binging again... so hard t...

Sun, 15 May 2011 19:58:04 +0000

I need to find some time to get rid of some parts and cars before I start binging again… so hard to not binge…

I need to find more hours for sleeping.

Wed, 11 May 2011 12:10:23 +0000

I need to find more hours for sleeping.

Been a while since I lost track of time while coding.

Mon, 09 May 2011 02:43:12 +0000

Been a while since I lost track of time while coding.

I despise sports fans.

Sun, 08 May 2011 21:13:04 +0000

I despise sports fans.

why do delicious veg restaurants in chicago not deliver? /me laments...

Sat, 07 May 2011 01:25:23 +0000

why do delicious veg restaurants in chicago not deliver? /me laments…

who wants to deliver handlebar to me?

Sat, 07 May 2011 01:15:55 +0000

who wants to deliver handlebar to me?

About to see @deadmilkmen. It's been a good 14 years since the last time.

Sun, 01 May 2011 02:50:45 +0000

About to see @deadmilkmen. It’s been a good 14 years since the last time.

Milo takes after me; at least in terms of facial hair.

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 13:12:56 +0000

Milo takes after me; at least in terms of facial hair.

mint hot chocolate on top of terrible tacos? don't mind if I do.

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 18:55:15 +0000

mint hot chocolate on top of terrible tacos? don’t mind if I do.

Upside of shorter moustache: easier to sip hot chocolate.

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 19:28:53 +0000

Upside of shorter moustache: easier to sip hot chocolate.

Wow, that almost made sense.

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 17:24:45 +0000

Wow, that almost made sense.

I need an Indian buffet buddy. Anyone interested the loop want to grab lunch?

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 17:23:39 +0000

I need an Indian buffet buddy. Anyone interested the loop want to grab lunch?

I really, really want a squareback.

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 04:17:38 +0000

I really, really want a squareback.

Literally watching a pot, waiting for it to boil.

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 01:06:10 +0000

Literally watching a pot, waiting for it to boil.

Just saw an m3 with the plate "AWD", did I miss an m3 drivetrain update?

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 23:24:05 +0000

Just saw an m3 with the plate “AWD”, did I miss an m3 drivetrain update?

I would like this bus to take me away.

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 23:16:48 +0000

I would like this bus to take me away.

I just lost about 5lbs of facial hair. #shornforspring

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 04:48:07 +0000

I just lost about 5lbs of facial hair. #shornforspring

I have a problem with chewing gum where after a while I forget I've been chewing it, and my jaw real...

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 20:41:52 +0000

I have a problem with chewing gum where after a while I forget I’ve been chewing it, and my jaw really hurts.

My beard is currently making people around me nervous. #winrar

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 15:06:24 +0000

My beard is currently making people around me nervous. #winrar

is that hail?

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 00:55:53 +0000

is that hail?

this evening will consist of me listening to @WoodyGuthrie and reflecting.

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 00:18:43 +0000

this evening will consist of me listening to @WoodyGuthrie and reflecting.

man, Chicago is starting to make a bunch of amazing changes. the future is going to be amazing.

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 16:38:25 +0000

man, Chicago is starting to make a bunch of amazing changes. the future is going to be amazing.

my life has changed in weird ways. I missed the vw beetle announcement because I was paying attentio...

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 17:14:13 +0000

my life has changed in weird ways. I missed the vw beetle announcement because I was paying attention to the CPS leadership announcement.

Wow. Whole new beer list at the village tap! Winrar!

Sun, 17 Apr 2011 01:10:21 +0000

Wow. Whole new beer list at the village tap! Winrar!

Actually, fuck coffee, I need more Iron Maiden to get me through.

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 13:56:59 +0000

Actually, fuck coffee, I need more Iron Maiden to get me through.

I worry that there may not be enough coffee in the world to get me through this morning.

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 13:15:36 +0000

I worry that there may not be enough coffee in the world to get me through this morning.

Act crazy on the bus => get a seat to yourself.

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 23:35:05 +0000

Act crazy on the bus => get a seat to yourself.

Well, this weather is mostly terrible, with a chance of fucking horrible.

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 21:21:09 +0000

Well, this weather is mostly terrible, with a chance of fucking horrible.

Headed to the doctor for @milorichard's checkup.

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 18:53:42 +0000

Headed to the doctor for @milorichard’s checkup.

wtf, how was I not following @hemeon?

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 16:48:52 +0000

wtf, how was I not following @hemeon?

OH: 'there is so much shit about stuff' - @haprer

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 05:18:17 +0000

OH: ’there is so much shit about stuff’ - @haprer

My timing today is terribly off.

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 17:33:19 +0000

My timing today is terribly off.

I would like to murder this headache.

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 15:58:07 +0000

I would like to murder this headache.

this weather suits @milorichard http://dylan.la/fbzo2G

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 03:34:01 +0000

this weather suits @milorichard http://dylan.la/fbzo2G

protip: misfits == bonus productivity.

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 20:57:08 +0000

protip: misfits == bonus productivity.

just had a great chat w/ @mager of @simplegeo - reminded me I have a bunch of apps to finish that wi...

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 20:56:48 +0000

just had a great chat w/ @mager of @simplegeo - reminded me I have a bunch of apps to finish that will be easier to finish now.

phew, almost locked myself out of my office. that would have been terrible.

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:46:13 +0000

phew, almost locked myself out of my office. that would have been terrible.

Listening to wreckx n effect with Milo. #danceparty

Sat, 09 Apr 2011 21:50:45 +0000

Listening to wreckx n effect with Milo. #danceparty

i vote pineapple.

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 21:06:30 +0000

i vote pineapple.

just back from hearing @dansinker's online journalism class pitch ideas w/ @justinmassa and @theloca...

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:54:35 +0000

just back from hearing @dansinker’s online journalism class pitch ideas w/ @justinmassa and @thelocaltourist. A bunch of awesome ideas!

Black leather trenchcoat. That's a hell of a fashion statement.

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 16:58:56 +0000

Black leather trenchcoat. That’s a hell of a fashion statement.

I am now to the point where I am blaming the technology and the people that wrote it. Time for me to...

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 05:30:02 +0000

I am now to the point where I am blaming the technology and the people that wrote it. Time for me to go to bed.

hilarious/frightening thing that is happening: my oven randomly turns on. Dial says off, oven is on....

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 00:43:55 +0000

hilarious/frightening thing that is happening: my oven randomly turns on. Dial says off, oven is on. Hilarious/frightening.

Help, there's a douchebag following me!

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 23:13:03 +0000

Help, there’s a douchebag following me!

Also, there is every chance that I will fall asleep on this train.

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 22:15:18 +0000

Also, there is every chance that I will fall asleep on this train.

Life is wonderful and insane.

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 22:10:02 +0000

Life is wonderful and insane.

Hopefully this will save someone some time at some point.

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 07:12:00 -0700

I’m using drydrop for static sites on GAE using github and just recently ran into a problem where the awesome automatic updating on git push isn’t working.

I got a message like this in my drydrop admin dashboard:

http://github.com///raw/master// is not affected by incoming changeset for https://github.com///raw/master/

after a bunch of searching (specifically for “is not affected by incoming changeset for”) and getting nowhere with it, I finally realized that my content source was:

anyone nearby have an external cd drive I can borrow tonight?

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 00:02:50 +0000

anyone nearby have an external cd drive I can borrow tonight?

I am insanely fucking excited to see @deadmilkmen in a couple weeks.

Sun, 03 Apr 2011 02:56:29 +0000

I am insanely fucking excited to see @deadmilkmen in a couple weeks.

.@harper hates the real time web.

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 19:13:04 +0000

. @harper hates the real time web.

Anyone near the merch mart, and want to grab lunch?

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 17:57:02 +0000

Anyone near the merch mart, and want to grab lunch?

oh look, vague enough to be enticing! https://cloudbot.com/j/a40

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 17:42:49 +0000

oh look, vague enough to be enticing! https://cloudbot.com/j/a40

Flashback. Genesee cream ale. Hilarious.

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:21:07 +0000

Flashback. Genesee cream ale. Hilarious.

OH: "I'm sticking with cock" - @harper

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 20:29:32 +0000

OH: “I’m sticking with cock” - @harper

well, this: http://dylan.la/iiEp2O is a bunch of shit. bootup is too fast w/ ssd so I need "sleep 2;...

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 04:01:28 +0000

well, this: http://dylan.la/iiEp2O is a bunch of shit. bootup is too fast w/ ssd so I need “sleep 2;” that’s counterproductive.

pretty things for cheaper? that could be interesting. http://fab.com/keebfo-t @fab

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:28:56 +0000

pretty things for cheaper? that could be interesting. http://fab.com/keebfo-t @fab

cta-tattler said nice things about a site I did.

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 10:02:00 -0700

After I left threadless, I spent a bunch of time going to new and different places around the city to meet with people or to find a place with wifi to work. I found that without a defined commute my default bustracker app ( commuting.in, a site I did a while back with Aaron Salmon and Bryan Knight) wasn’t serving my needs… what I needed what an app that knew where I was and told me the closest bus, that I could then filter by a specific line/direction…

oh man... this initial import is going to take forever.

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 19:50:30 +0000

oh man… this initial import is going to take forever.

Oh awesome, it's cold again.

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:51:59 +0000

Oh awesome, it’s cold again.

.@ctatattler wrote about a site I did. check it out: http://dylan.la/hyw3J4 which reminds me... I ha...

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:58:43 +0000

. @ctatattler wrote about a site I did. check it out: http://dylan.la/hyw3J4 which reminds me… I have bugs to fix some bugs ;)

Starting the great hard drive reshuffle of '11.

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:57:58 +0000

Starting the great hard drive reshuffle of ‘11.

Running home before @milorichard's bedtime.

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 23:03:31 +0000

Running home before @milorichard’s bedtime.

Wow. People still try out all their ringtones on the bus, huh?

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 22:46:27 +0000

Wow. People still try out all their ringtones on the bus, huh?

#sxsw was rad. Coming home to this is more rad. http://t.co/mYqXqMC

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 22:08:04 +0000

#sxsw was rad. Coming home to this is more rad. twitpic.com

Little rocked.

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 04:28:39 +0000

Little rocked.

The dogs have arrived.

Wed, 16 Mar 2011 19:35:11 +0000

The dogs have arrived.

Amtraking it home.

Wed, 16 Mar 2011 14:47:20 +0000

Amtraking it home.

aaargh, fucking @Tamssot just blinded me with his picture taking.

Tue, 15 Mar 2011 01:14:05 +0000

aaargh, fucking @Tamssot just blinded me with his picture taking.

hiding out in a desperate attempt to get some work done.

Sun, 13 Mar 2011 01:39:13 +0000

hiding out in a desperate attempt to get some work done.

"No one tell her I called her a luddite. You can tweet about it, she'll never know." #nuevodads #sxs...

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 23:52:28 +0000

“No one tell her I called her a luddite. You can tweet about it, she’ll never know.” #nuevodads #sxsw

"princesses love math and science" #nuevodads

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 23:16:06 +0000

“princesses love math and science” #nuevodads

wow, the session next door to the #nuevodads session is fucking jamming out.

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 23:09:24 +0000

wow, the session next door to the #nuevodads session is fucking jamming out.

I am terrible at dealing with the frustration of crowds of this magnitude.

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 01:27:53 +0000

I am terrible at dealing with the frustration of crowds of this magnitude.

Nerd is my company.

Fri, 11 Mar 2011 04:13:31 +0000

Nerd is my company.

The story of my life. @scottvdp is no fun. #30hourtrainride http://flic.kr/p/9pmPxk

Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:20:46 +0000

The story of my life. @scottvdp is no fun. #30hourtrainride flickr.com

on my way to sxsw. never got around to getting a badge. anyone not able to make it to interactive wa...

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:14:20 +0000

on my way to sxsw. never got around to getting a badge. anyone not able to make it to interactive want to unload their badge?

turns out, it pays to carry an ethernet cord with you at all times. I am teh winrar!

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:43:03 +0000

turns out, it pays to carry an ethernet cord with you at all times. I am teh winrar!

Revised #legroom yes, that's @scottvdp's crotch. http://t.co/mzDuKg6

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:13:08 +0000

Revised #legroom yes, that’s @scottvdp’s crotch. twitpic.com

Nerdtrain is back on track.

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:50:13 +0000

Nerdtrain is back on track.

I failed to plan for the possibility that there would be no power. Protip: pack a generator. #amtrak

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:06:09 +0000

I failed to plan for the possibility that there would be no power. Protip: pack a generator. #amtrak

This is what I'm taking about. #legroom http://t.co/6R34dvh

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 19:49:05 +0000

This is what I’m taking about. #legroom twitpic.com

Omg! TRAIN FRIENDS!!!!!

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 19:46:56 +0000

Omg! TRAIN FRIENDS!!!!!

my tweet stream got very quiet all of a sudden while @dansinker was on the tv.

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 04:59:20 +0000

my tweet stream got very quiet all of a sudden while @dansinker was on the tv.

tomorrow @scottvdp and I leave for #sxsw. We're writing an app on the train there. We need ideas. ht...

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:00:17 +0000

tomorrow @scottvdp and I leave for #sxsw. We’re writing an app on the train there. We need ideas. http://dylan.la/fibagX

Taking the geek train to awesomeville.

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 18:52:00 -0800

Tomorrow I am hopping on a train with my friend Scott headed to SxSW in Austin.

Since we’re a couple of enterprising nerds stuck in a train for 30 hours each way, we decided that we should write a couple of little webapps. One for the way down, one for the way back.

So, while we have a bunch of ideas for webapps, some that we’re already working on, others that are planned for later… there aren’t really any that fit the “end to end in 30 hours” box that we’re looking for.

my good friend @dansinker is on colbert report tonight for being awesome in so many ways. Thumbs up ...

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 01:26:46 +0000

my good friend @dansinker is on colbert report tonight for being awesome in so many ways. Thumbs up for amazing friends!

RT @harper: It was awesome to launch Chicago2011.org. Especially awesome to work with @acidargyle, @...

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 20:18:40 +0000

RT @harper: It was awesome to launch Chicago2011.org. Especially awesome to work with @acidargyle, @detour1999, @scottvdp, @srobbin and …

that was an amazing caper.

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 18:10:53 +0000

that was an amazing caper.

I love breaking everything on a group project, then just leaving. Hilarious.

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 19:05:39 +0000

I love breaking everything on a group project, then just leaving. Hilarious.

Hell yes, more delays! I was hoping I could enjoy this seat longer!

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 23:13:06 +0000

Hell yes, more delays! I was hoping I could enjoy this seat longer!

Oh, fuck yeah! Last row middle on the plane!

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 21:36:47 +0000

Oh, fuck yeah! Last row middle on the plane!

.@harper doesn't have convictions.

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 03:15:44 +0000

. @harper doesn’t have convictions.

today has been amazingly fun, talking to great people about great problems.

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 03:33:05 +0000

today has been amazingly fun, talking to great people about great problems.

holy crap I need sleeps.

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 06:04:06 +0000

holy crap I need sleeps.

Totally lied. Went to the zoo instead. I love farms. Also, Chicago.

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 23:18:27 +0000

Totally lied. Went to the zoo instead. I love farms. Also, Chicago.

headed to the field museum. it's going to rule.

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 19:24:56 +0000

headed to the field museum. it’s going to rule.

Thinking about taking a nice cold walk with @milorichard. Might end up at @bleeding_heart for a teac...

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 15:13:14 +0000

Thinking about taking a nice cold walk with @milorichard. Might end up at @bleeding_heart for a teacake, cause they rule.

Fuck yeah Saturday morning predawn!!

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 12:00:57 +0000

Fuck yeah Saturday morning predawn!!

RT @kellan: OMG! @harper and @detour1999 are spending next week at @Etsy. Hoping they'll do a public...

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 21:57:01 +0000

RT @kellan: OMG! @harper and @detour1999 are spending next week at @Etsy. Hoping they’ll do a public talk while here, brainstorming topi …

Sitting around listening to the Smiths with @milorichard.

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 19:51:45 +0000

Sitting around listening to the Smiths with @milorichard.

nap time is the fucking best.

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 19:23:06 +0000

nap time is the fucking best.

What has two thumbs and wants to go to the library for storytime? @milorichard, that's what. http://...

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:05:41 +0000

What has two thumbs and wants to go to the library for storytime? @milorichard, that’s what. twitpic.com

Terrible morning for a headache of this magnitude.

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 14:38:17 +0000

Terrible morning for a headache of this magnitude.

Nature museum bound. Going to look at butterflies! Fuck yeah, motherfuckers!

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:43:36 +0000

Nature museum bound. Going to look at butterflies! Fuck yeah, motherfuckers!

holy shit. talking about quitting smoking brings out the fucking bots on twitter.

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:59:27 +0000

holy shit. talking about quitting smoking brings out the fucking bots on twitter.

break's over.

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:12:52 +0000

break’s over.

.@milorichard's first burner. Thanks @harper! He loves it. http://t.co/OAUd88r

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 13:36:27 +0000

. @milorichard’s first burner. Thanks @harper! He loves it. twitpic.com

Think I'm going to the nature museum in Lincoln park around 2:30, if anyone wants to come hang out.

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 13:31:22 +0000

Think I’m going to the nature museum in Lincoln park around 2:30, if anyone wants to come hang out.

in three hours my wife leaves @milorichard and me for three days. This should be interesting.

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 19:18:54 +0000

in three hours my wife leaves @milorichard and me for three days. This should be interesting.

I have @harper's driver's license. Oh, the hilarity that could ensue.

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 19:19:26 +0000

I have @harper’s driver’s license. Oh, the hilarity that could ensue.

Somehow twitter on my nexus one has pinned a tweet by @MayorEmanuel so it's always on top. Wish it w...

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:06:28 +0000

Somehow twitter on my nexus one has pinned a tweet by @MayorEmanuel so it’s always on top. Wish it wasn’t always the same one.

Voted.

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:15:58 +0000

Voted.

btw, if you use the bus in Chicago kind of randomly, try out this little hacky site I've been workin...

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 20:36:08 +0000

btw, if you use the bus in Chicago kind of randomly, try out this little hacky site I’ve been working on. http://j.mp/closebus

you know what I was missing? snow.

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 20:30:35 +0000

you know what I was missing? snow.

holy shit. @thehipmunk also has amtrak times and prices. hilarious. /cc @kn0thing

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 20:20:00 +0000

holy shit. @thehipmunk also has amtrak times and prices. hilarious. /cc @kn0thing

Trying to figure out how I can afford to make sxswi happen this year. Any ideas?

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 22:44:54 +0000

Trying to figure out how I can afford to make sxswi happen this year. Any ideas?

I've made a huge mistake...

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 04:21:00 +0000

I’ve made a huge mistake…

also of note: hot chocolate is always good. also, hot apple cider. mark it.

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 18:15:30 +0000

also of note: hot chocolate is always good. also, hot apple cider. mark it.

feeling incredibly wistful today. not particularly sure why. time to listen to old punk.

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 18:14:26 +0000

feeling incredibly wistful today. not particularly sure why. time to listen to old punk.

Man, I don't know what I did, but I feel like death.

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 15:11:24 +0000

Man, I don’t know what I did, but I feel like death.

Oh hai migraine! It's been a while.

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 05:36:18 +0000

Oh hai migraine! It’s been a while.

Moving forward.

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 18:00:00 -0800

So, it’s been a very long time since I’ve written a proper “blog” post. Here’s the cheapest form of post there is, the list!

Since I last blogged, I have:

written a bunch of tweets. I don’t write a lot of long things, becuase I have very little time to spend formulating sentances and I’m incredibly lazy. Twitter is where I do most of my communicating.
stopped using wordpress. It just got too painful to try to keep it updated. I considered, briefly, one of the hosted alternatives (namely page.ly and wordpress.com), but frankly the cost benefit ratio was off for me personally (page.ly to expensive for what I need, wordpess.com not featureful enough). I was urged by Harper to try Jeckyl and drydrop which is really awesome, but just not easy enough for me to actually bother with doing it. In the end, this is now on posterous. My reasoning: cheap, featureful and fucking easy. I merged my personal and nerdly blogs, imported everything, and have everything up using my domain, the ability to customize the front end, in about 5 minutes worth of work. I really wanted to use tumblr (I had been using it for a couple other small-fry blogs) but they were just to damned unstable. So here I am, giving posterous a shot.

Today has been a crazy mix of a day. I am ready for sleep now.

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 01:25:26 +0000

Today has been a crazy mix of a day. I am ready for sleep now.

happy the cta bustracker is back up. it makes it far easier to work on my bus tracking app when that...

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 19:23:53 +0000

happy the cta bustracker is back up. it makes it far easier to work on my bus tracking app when that’s working.

I am terrible at giving help.

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 20:47:04 +0000

I am terrible at giving help.

Never fight a cta bus.

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 23:56:37 +0000

Never fight a cta bus.

I have apparently dome something horribly wrong with @jquerymobile - if I try to use anything past a...

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 23:04:05 +0000

I have apparently dome something horribly wrong with @jquerymobile - if I try to use anything past a1 page transitions die horribly.

Rule for life: always have the biggest beard in the room.

Sun, 06 Feb 2011 07:10:52 +0000

Rule for life: always have the biggest beard in the room.

System of a down cover band? I have made a terrible mistake.

Sun, 06 Feb 2011 03:57:04 +0000

System of a down cover band? I have made a terrible mistake.

Hot cider may be the best thing in the world.

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:31:46 +0000

Hot cider may be the best thing in the world.

listening to @pansydivision. it has been far too long since the last time.

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:31:15 +0000

listening to @pansydivision. it has been far too long since the last time.

are any restaurants in chicago delivering food right now?

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 18:10:56 +0000

are any restaurants in chicago delivering food right now?

oh hey, I has a new niece! w00t!

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 03:16:14 +0000

oh hey, I has a new niece! w00t!

getting pumped up to take a trek to the Jewel for supplies and sudafed.

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 21:59:20 +0000

getting pumped up to take a trek to the Jewel for supplies and sudafed.

happy to have interwebs back. downside to mostly streaming media consumption, you need connectivity.

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 05:08:20 +0000

happy to have interwebs back. downside to mostly streaming media consumption, you need connectivity.

Just received the look of disapproval from @benhuh.

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 09:04:57 +0000

Just received the look of disapproval from @benhuh.

I wish @jsb were here for nerd karaoke.

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 07:25:49 +0000

I wish @jsb were here for nerd karaoke.

Didn't get to say goodnight to @milorichard. Bummed.

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 01:14:52 +0000

Didn’t get to say goodnight to @milorichard. Bummed.

hmmm... nexus one wouldn't turn on, plugged in, but no charge indicator. got it up and running now b...

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 07:09:11 +0000

hmmm… nexus one wouldn’t turn on, plugged in, but no charge indicator. got it up and running now but that was worrisome.

I went to bed at 6am because I was totally busy partying.

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:07:48 +0000

I went to bed at 6am because I was totally busy partying.

Sorry, that should be “parenting”.

man, I forgot how much I fucking love the Gorilla Biscuits.

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 18:52:13 +0000

man, I forgot how much I fucking love the Gorilla Biscuits.

I think today is the day I start getting back on track.

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 17:12:45 +0000

I think today is the day I start getting back on track.

I'm fairly certain that 80% of what I have ingested this week has been coffee. I'm a little jittery.

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 22:09:15 +0000

I’m fairly certain that 80% of what I have ingested this week has been coffee. I’m a little jittery.

having one of those moments where I wonder if I have forgotten how to speak English...

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 21:35:29 +0000

having one of those moments where I wonder if I have forgotten how to speak English…

is anyone working on any open source python oauth2 provider implementations?

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 16:51:47 +0000

is anyone working on any open source python oauth2 provider implementations?

This weather blows.

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 23:30:37 +0000

This weather blows.

god damn I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 18:38:04 +0000

god damn I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

insanely excited about this: http://firstrunfeatures.com/philochs_playdates.html

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 07:14:37 +0000

insanely excited about this: http://firstrunfeatures.com/philochs_playdates.html

Really happy with the structure, docs and overall thought that went into the new @foursquareapi. Exc...

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 23:24:48 +0000

Really happy with the structure, docs and overall thought that went into the new @foursquareapi. Excited to use it.

I think I may need a new firmware. Cyanogen 6.1 is often not happy on my nexus one. Suggestions?

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 22:57:46 +0000

I think I may need a new firmware. Cyanogen 6.1 is often not happy on my nexus one. Suggestions?

well, this evening was more expensive than intended.

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 06:15:14 +0000

well, this evening was more expensive than intended.

I am craving taco bell for some insane reason.

Fri, 31 Dec 2010 16:19:46 +0000

I am craving taco bell for some insane reason.

This is awesome news! RT @ctatweet: Train Tracker ready for prime time; coming to all rail lines in ...

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 19:46:00 +0000

This is awesome news! RT @ctatweet: Train Tracker ready for prime time; coming to all rail lines in January http://chicagonow.com/7wt0

channeling @harper. using firebug to figure out an api that hasn't been released yet, but is used in...

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 21:26:33 +0000

channeling @harper. using firebug to figure out an api that hasn’t been released yet, but is used in production js.

it is nice to be back in chicago, and nice to be hacking on something again. late solstice gift to m...

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 19:48:19 +0000

it is nice to be back in chicago, and nice to be hacking on something again. late solstice gift to myself!

so incredibly happy to be home. that was a long day. bummer that so many other people aren't going t...

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 03:14:33 +0000

so incredibly happy to be home. that was a long day. bummer that so many other people aren’t going to get home today.

Lga -> ord?

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 21:58:19 +0000

Lga -> ord?

Oh sweet, cancelled flight.

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 18:53:44 +0000

Oh sweet, cancelled flight.

Bummed that the snow fucked up my plans yesterday. Hope it doesn't mess up my flight today.

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 12:44:27 +0000

Bummed that the snow fucked up my plans yesterday. Hope it doesn’t mess up my flight today.

I am incredibly immature. http://twitpic.com/3jxxjr http://twitpic.com/3jxxoe

Sun, 26 Dec 2010 17:20:33 +0000

I am incredibly immature. http://twitpic.com/3jxxjr http://twitpic.com/3jxxoe

Ord->ewr

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 11:52:10 +0000

Ord->ewr

Spent most of tonight listening to NWA with @milorichard.

Wed, 22 Dec 2010 00:55:38 +0000

Spent most of tonight listening to NWA with @milorichard.

#newtwitter just gave me an error telling me I've "reached your hourly usage limit" - I wonder if th...

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 17:51:29 +0000

#newtwitter just gave me an error telling me I’ve “reached your hourly usage limit” - I wonder if this will post.

My mom was in the paper talking about her ecology and feminism class! http://bit.ly/fHqxG6

Thu, 16 Dec 2010 16:16:47 +0000

My mom was in the paper talking about her ecology and feminism class! http://bit.ly/fHqxG6

this day is a weird one.

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 21:43:47 +0000

this day is a weird one.

well, this cr48 may well replace 90% of my home computing needs...

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 04:51:17 +0000

well, this cr48 may well replace 90% of my home computing needs…

Saw a car with license plate "luv jsb 1" made me miss @jsb

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:57:00 +0000

Saw a car with license plate “luv jsb 1” made me miss @jsb

Oh hi. It's fucking freezing.

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:35:12 +0000

Oh hi. It’s fucking freezing.

Trying to deal with lost and found on the cta is an exercise in frustration. @milorichard lost a sho...

Sat, 11 Dec 2010 23:06:32 +0000

Trying to deal with lost and found on the cta is an exercise in frustration. @milorichard lost a shoe.

I miss @atkinsm. That dude rules.

Sat, 11 Dec 2010 15:27:03 +0000

I miss @atkinsm. That dude rules.

i am eating a cookie with a pretzel baked into it. Brilliant.

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 20:00:53 +0000

i am eating a cookie with a pretzel baked into it. Brilliant.

thinking about installing osx on this macbook, hoping it will cure some of it's issues... must find ...

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 05:04:21 +0000

thinking about installing osx on this macbook, hoping it will cure some of it’s issues… must find the time.

Comcast is fixing my internets, again, and for the last time. Next stop, rcn-ville.

Wed, 08 Dec 2010 16:19:25 +0000

Comcast is fixing my internets, again, and for the last time. Next stop, rcn-ville.

Turns out, it's kinda chilly today.

Mon, 06 Dec 2010 18:42:48 +0000

Turns out, it’s kinda chilly today.

I am apparently more tired than I thought. Thanks @skabaru for locking up after my dumb ass.

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 05:58:13 +0000

I am apparently more tired than I thought. Thanks @skabaru for locking up after my dumb ass.

Just stole a quick peek at @skaw's scout. Must introduce it to @idmphoto's camera.

Thu, 02 Dec 2010 21:07:40 +0000

Just stole a quick peek at @skaw’s scout. Must introduce it to @idmphoto’s camera.

Post flight #20. @milorichard flies a lot. http://twitpic.com/3c3vf4

Thu, 02 Dec 2010 06:50:33 +0000

Post flight #20. @milorichard flies a lot. http://twitpic.com/3c3vf4

Sfo -> ord

Thu, 02 Dec 2010 02:37:58 +0000

Sfo -> ord

Thankful for vodka. #daylate

Sat, 27 Nov 2010 02:17:11 +0000

Thankful for vodka. #daylate

I hope this is my last ferry ride for a while.

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:55:18 +0000

I hope this is my last ferry ride for a while.

RT @skaw: As far as cities go... LA: Too Fake. NY: Too Real. Chicago: Just Right.

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:25:49 +0000

RT @skaw: As far as cities go… LA: Too Fake. NY: Too Real. Chicago: Just Right.

Awesome interesting conversation is awesome and interesting.

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 23:57:11 +0000

Awesome interesting conversation is awesome and interesting.

I love Dropbox because it makes setting up a new computer a five minute ordeal. http://db.tt/dNXu5Nv

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 19:08:03 +0000

I love Dropbox because it makes setting up a new computer a five minute ordeal. dropbox.com

Video game cars are fun.

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 23:40:29 +0000

Video game cars are fun.

I really love spending time with @rabble, if you ever have the opportunity, take it.

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 19:58:38 +0000

I really love spending time with @rabble, if you ever have the opportunity, take it.

Why is it that the best reception I ever have in San Francisco is underground?

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 15:59:27 +0000

Why is it that the best reception I ever have in San Francisco is underground?

Ord—>sfo

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 13:02:39 +0000

Ord—>sfo

next stop, hanging with my family in the bay.

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 06:01:52 +0000

next stop, hanging with my family in the bay.

Today, @milorichard chose Chomsky's "Profit Over People" for his next bedtime story.

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 15:28:25 +0000

Today, @milorichard chose Chomsky’s “Profit Over People” for his next bedtime story.

getting ready to go celebrate @liorameyer being older. awesometown.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 21:43:30 +0000

getting ready to go celebrate @liorameyer being older. awesometown.

I could probably listen to last caress all the time for the rest of my life.

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 17:41:34 +0000

I could probably listen to last caress all the time for the rest of my life.

Holy crap, I feel horrible.

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:14:33 +0000

Holy crap, I feel horrible.

Another fine morning spent failing at technology.

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 18:26:02 +0000

Another fine morning spent failing at technology.

Super nice to get advice and drinks tonight. I have amazing friends.

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 01:27:08 +0000

Super nice to get advice and drinks tonight. I have amazing friends.

It is really dark all of a sudden.

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 23:02:54 +0000

It is really dark all of a sudden.

What a weird day.

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 22:27:53 +0000

What a weird day.

I'm conflicted about google instant taking over my up/down keys. I apparently use them a lot for scr...

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 17:58:54 +0000

I’m conflicted about google instant taking over my up/down keys. I apparently use them a lot for scrolling.

I like that word that I just made up.

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 05:27:11 +0000

I like that word that I just made up.

I could handle a six hour nap right about now.

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 16:22:16 +0000

I could handle a six hour nap right about now.

Started watching Gilmore Girls again from the top. So far, still awesome.

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 00:00:55 +0000

Started watching Gilmore Girls again from the top. So far, still awesome.

hey, dudes in the coffeeshop, stfu about ham. no one cares.

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 18:20:22 +0000

hey, dudes in the coffeeshop, stfu about ham. no one cares.

Well that was an interesting day.

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 23:45:53 +0000

Well that was an interesting day.

are any of my friends looking to unload a 15" mbp i5? Or know of a place where I can get one cheap?

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 16:36:13 +0000

are any of my friends looking to unload a 15" mbp i5? Or know of a place where I can get one cheap?

Civic dutied. #ivoted

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 22:51:00 +0000

Civic dutied. #ivoted

I wish I had more time to look into jquerymobile... looks like I will have to make time this afterno...

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 17:08:54 +0000

I wish I had more time to look into jquerymobile… looks like I will have to make time this afternoon.

this is going to be such a time saver today when I vote: http://mobilejudges.com/ @dansinker makes m...

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 16:04:26 +0000

this is going to be such a time saver today when I vote: http://mobilejudges.com/ @dansinker makes my life easier.

I think my bus driver may be lost. Hilarious.

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 15:23:40 +0000

I think my bus driver may be lost. Hilarious.

having fun hacking on stuff again. /me dusts off cobwebs

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 05:00:34 +0000

having fun hacking on stuff again. /me dusts off cobwebs

Well this is incredibly fucking frustrating.

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 00:18:15 +0000

Well this is incredibly fucking frustrating.

Some guy just asked me: "Yo dude, you ever heard of a place called 'extremely sharp swords and knive...

Fri, 29 Oct 2010 18:16:53 +0000

Some guy just asked me: “Yo dude, you ever heard of a place called ’extremely sharp swords and knives’?” Um, no.

just ended an email: "so ends the least professional email EVAR!"

Fri, 29 Oct 2010 16:14:48 +0000

just ended an email: “so ends the least professional email EVAR!”
As such, today is going to be a good day.

I miss @Ibips that dude is awesome.

Thu, 28 Oct 2010 15:15:38 +0000

I miss @Ibips that dude is awesome.

That carrot teacake I just ate may be the best thing I've ever eaten. /cc @bleeding_heart

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 15:37:23 +0000

That carrot teacake I just ate may be the best thing I’ve ever eaten. /cc @bleeding_heart

After much investigation, found three outlets that work. @milorichard and I will survive after all. ...

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 00:14:48 +0000

After much investigation, found three outlets that work. @milorichard and I will survive after all. Also: wtf, electric system!

Oh nice. No power or heat. That won't be a challenge with @milorichard tonight.

Tue, 26 Oct 2010 22:32:26 +0000

Oh nice. No power or heat. That won’t be a challenge with @milorichard tonight.

This bus is taking forever.

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 23:09:26 +0000

This bus is taking forever.

Basic trust slowly eroding.

Sat, 23 Oct 2010 19:52:49 +0000

Basic trust slowly eroding.

man... I somehow slipped into a car parts searching hole... it's been hours. I need to find my way o...

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 15:45:31 +0000

man… I somehow slipped into a car parts searching hole… it’s been hours. I need to find my way out.

My timing is off this morning. Have watched two busses drive by. Hoping to catch the third.

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 14:39:21 +0000

My timing is off this morning. Have watched two busses drive by. Hoping to catch the third.

Home again home again.

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 15:03:17 +0000

Home again home again.

so hungry.

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 18:04:56 +0000

so hungry.

Key part of choosing a partner (life, work, etc): alignment of passion.

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 16:53:58 +0000

Key part of choosing a partner (life, work, etc): alignment of passion.

I could do without this day.

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 17:33:44 +0000

I could do without this day.

Apparently @milorichard is not quite ready for jalapenos. #horriblefather

Sun, 10 Oct 2010 21:56:24 +0000

Apparently @milorichard is not quite ready for jalapenos. #horriblefather

RT @harper: Ok. Please note. New names for new dylans. @awesomeguy is now American Dylan. @detour19...

Sun, 10 Oct 2010 05:51:38 +0000

RT @harper: Ok. Please note. New names for new dylans. @awesomeguy is now American Dylan. @detour1999 is now Freedom Dylan.

Nice to see my @threadless peeps. Going home, though. I'm old.

Sun, 10 Oct 2010 05:13:46 +0000

Nice to see my @threadless peeps. Going home, though. I’m old.

I sometimes wonder if @harper makes apps just for me. I should probably make him some in return.

Thu, 07 Oct 2010 15:21:28 +0000

I sometimes wonder if @harper makes apps just for me. I should probably make him some in return.

side note... @tumblr is awesome. I love everything about them.

Tue, 05 Oct 2010 19:43:34 +0000

side note… @tumblr is awesome. I love everything about them.

ok... may seriously need to invest in a new computer.

Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:52:31 +0000

ok… may seriously need to invest in a new computer.

philly trip booked. #giddy

Tue, 05 Oct 2010 03:42:59 +0000

philly trip booked. #giddy

I love it when latitude tells me a friend is near. @dansinker, I'm looking at you.

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 16:36:55 +0000

I love it when latitude tells me a friend is near. @dansinker, I’m looking at you.

Planning a Philly getaway. Philly friends & family, what're you doing the weekend of October 16th?

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 17:44:52 +0000

Planning a Philly getaway. Philly friends & family, what’re you doing the weekend of October 16th?

Had a great time at @h2oi, but am immensely happy to be home to @milorichard.

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 01:29:16 +0000

Had a great time at @h2oi, but am immensely happy to be home to @milorichard.

Waves awkwardly to @eliw as I power through to try to get home... I think I'm in your town!

Mon, 27 Sep 2010 20:17:01 +0000

Waves awkwardly to @eliw as I power through to try to get home… I think I’m in your town!

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes.

Sun, 26 Sep 2010 23:42:09 +0000

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes.

Hey ex-smokers! How do you deal with stress?

Sat, 25 Sep 2010 18:35:03 +0000

Hey ex-smokers! How do you deal with stress?

Also, in case you forgot, iron maiden is still awesome.

Sat, 25 Sep 2010 01:34:18 +0000

Also, in case you forgot, iron maiden is still awesome.

I just ordered the girliest drink at this place. I wonder what it will be. Sadly they have no umbrel...

Sat, 25 Sep 2010 01:33:07 +0000

I just ordered the girliest drink at this place. I wonder what it will be. Sadly they have no umbrellas.

Wawa.

Fri, 24 Sep 2010 17:30:43 +0000

Wawa.

Hi Maryland!

Fri, 24 Sep 2010 15:31:33 +0000

Hi Maryland!

Deployed code from a rest stop in Indiana tethered to my nexus one. The future is awesome!

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 18:32:20 +0000

Deployed code from a rest stop in Indiana tethered to my nexus one. The future is awesome!

Entering Ohio.

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 17:51:51 +0000

Entering Ohio.

Getting ready to head out to MD with a bunch of dubbers. Excited. And tired...

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 13:53:10 +0000

Getting ready to head out to MD with a bunch of dubbers. Excited. And tired…

It really hope it doesn't start raining now, at the halfway point of my walk with @milorichard.

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 22:41:38 +0000

It really hope it doesn’t start raining now, at the halfway point of my walk with @milorichard.

I really wish I were less of an idiot sometimes. It would make life easier, I think.

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 17:40:10 +0000

I really wish I were less of an idiot sometimes. It would make life easier, I think.

I am terrible at not computers. hilariously.

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 16:53:37 +0000

I am terrible at not computers. hilariously.

trying desperately to remember how to talk to people. I've spent a lot of time talking to computers.

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 05:16:11 +0000

trying desperately to remember how to talk to people. I’ve spent a lot of time talking to computers.

Spellcheck fixes drunken spelling. Thanks @Google!

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 04:48:32 +0000

Spellcheck fixes drunken spelling. Thanks @Google!

Noted: the phaeton looks amazing completely murdered out.

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 02:14:30 +0000

Noted: the phaeton looks amazing completely murdered out.

Clarity is an amazing thing. It makes productivity possible.

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 22:30:49 +0000

Clarity is an amazing thing. It makes productivity possible.

I still can't type the word threads with out typing threadless. I wonder if that ever goes away.

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 19:38:30 +0000

I still can’t type the word threads with out typing threadless. I wonder if that ever goes away.

Listening to @milorichard scream like a crazy person at daycare.

Fri, 17 Sep 2010 15:26:47 +0000

Listening to @milorichard scream like a crazy person at daycare.

Ouch! @milorichard may have just broken my nose. Nice headbutting skills.

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 23:40:39 +0000

Ouch! @milorichard may have just broken my nose. Nice headbutting skills.

Stopped by and saw some friends at @threadless. What an awesome group of people!

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 22:41:21 +0000

Stopped by and saw some friends at @threadless. What an awesome group of people!

Oh, sweet! @milorichard is asleep. Looks like I will get those 2 hours of sleep tonight! #sofuckingt...

Tue, 14 Sep 2010 10:45:54 +0000

Oh, sweet! @milorichard is asleep. Looks like I will get those 2 hours of sleep tonight! #sofuckingtired

I have amazing friends.

Tue, 14 Sep 2010 01:25:49 +0000

I have amazing friends.

spending the evening listening to @deadmilkmen with @milorichard. Win.

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 23:34:44 +0000

spending the evening listening to @deadmilkmen with @milorichard. Win.

Pretty sure that while I was at the junkyard, Sarah just fed @milorichard caffeine.

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 04:13:01 +0000

Pretty sure that while I was at the junkyard, Sarah just fed @milorichard caffeine.

I like using my laptop battery as a time limiter/alarm clock... work til the computer is going to sh...

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:06:38 +0000

I like using my laptop battery as a time limiter/alarm clock… work til the computer is going to shut off, then go home.

Dear blue line train,

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:55:07 +0000

Dear blue line train,
you reek of weed.
All my love,
Dylan.

Listening to people on the bus bitch about the bus.

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:43:19 +0000

Listening to people on the bus bitch about the bus.

Wow, it only took 15 minutes to get @milorichard to sleep tonight. I am teh winrar!

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:32:46 +0000

Wow, it only took 15 minutes to get @milorichard to sleep tonight. I am teh winrar!

Just had a taste ofsome ginger liquor, it was amazing!

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 20:21:17 +0000

Just had a taste ofsome ginger liquor, it was amazing!

Apparently my beard is getting big again. Just got my first random compliment since I trimmed in Jun...

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:55:20 +0000

Apparently my beard is getting big again. Just got my first random compliment since I trimmed in June.

Just barely caught that bus.

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 17:12:37 +0000

Just barely caught that bus.

Pretty excited about working on new things. Scratching itch.

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:45:34 +0000

Pretty excited about working on new things. Scratching itch.

What horrible little fuckers abound...

Sun, 22 Aug 2010 01:14:27 +0000

What horrible little fuckers abound…

I haven't had a cigarette in a year and two days. @milorichard is worth it.

Sun, 22 Aug 2010 00:11:36 +0000

I haven’t had a cigarette in a year and two days. @milorichard is worth it.

Today @milorichard is one. Amazing!

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 16:20:56 +0000

Today @milorichard is one. Amazing!

Dear Wisconsin, why does so much of you insist on being in the middle of nowhere?

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 10:02:41 +0000

Dear Wisconsin, why does so much of you insist on being in the middle of nowhere?

I am currently cursing me from 4 years ago.

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:05:49 +0000

I am currently cursing me from 4 years ago.

My new favorite hashtag #thisdoesntbelonginthelibraryofcongress

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 01:20:48 +0000

My new favorite hashtag #thisdoesntbelonginthelibraryofcongress

Gambled and lost on that one..

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 00:52:21 +0000

Gambled and lost on that one..

had a really nice evening w/ @Tarina @atkinsm and @liorameyer.

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 04:00:10 +0000

had a really nice evening w/ @Tarina @atkinsm and @liorameyer.

slowest internets evar...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:40:14 +0000

slowest internets evar…

Gathering energy to head down to social devcamp to see friends.

Sun, 15 Aug 2010 18:33:12 +0000

Gathering energy to head down to social devcamp to see friends.

Bought @milorichard some sunglasses today because they reminded me of @upso.

Sun, 15 Aug 2010 03:26:54 +0000

Bought @milorichard some sunglasses today because they reminded me of @upso.

Just saw an extratasty tee in the wild. #awesome

Sat, 14 Aug 2010 20:23:16 +0000

Just saw an extratasty tee in the wild. #awesome

w00t. Happy Birthday to my lovely wife!

Sat, 14 Aug 2010 05:08:11 +0000

w00t. Happy Birthday to my lovely wife!

well, this is a day full of the unexpected.

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:17:11 +0000

well, this is a day full of the unexpected.

well, that was an annoying set of hours that I will never get back.

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 19:46:46 +0000

well, that was an annoying set of hours that I will never get back.

I fear I may have killed my computer for real...

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:00:07 +0000

I fear I may have killed my computer for real…

wow, I haven't heard G Love in about a decade. Maybe there's a reason for that.

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 19:37:14 +0000

wow, I haven’t heard G Love in about a decade. Maybe there’s a reason for that.

All of my haunts are clusterfucks. Street festivals abound in Chicago.

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 14:17:51 +0000

All of my haunts are clusterfucks. Street festivals abound in Chicago.
That being said, if anyone’s going to Retro on Roscoe, hit me up.

The person behind me on the bus is watching cartoons on their phone with the volume turned all the w...

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 22:19:18 +0000

The person behind me on the bus is watching cartoons on their phone with the volume turned all the way up. Amazing.

I mysteriously turned into @harper for a minute there.

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 17:39:46 +0000

I mysteriously turned into @harper for a minute there.

I am feeling like crap. First time I've felt physically ill in a long time.

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 01:58:12 +0000

I am feeling like crap. First time I’ve felt physically ill in a long time.

Wow. This bus reeks of weed.

Tue, 03 Aug 2010 17:37:34 +0000

Wow. This bus reeks of weed.

whirlwind over. thunderstorm begins.

Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:00:56 +0000

whirlwind over. thunderstorm begins.

I'm on a boat.

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:01:35 +0000

I’m on a boat.

This has been an amazing, although long day. Good people doing good things make for an awesome time ...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:32:06 +0000

This has been an amazing, although long day. Good people doing good things make for an awesome time every time.

I could use about 3 days worth of naps.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:51:41 +0000

I could use about 3 days worth of naps.

Well, @milorichard smiles and starts dancing when I put on velvet underground. #doingsomethingright

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:58:39 +0000

Well, @milorichard smiles and starts dancing when I put on velvet underground. #doingsomethingright

I really love taking to good people doing good things.

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:20:56 +0000

I really love taking to good people doing good things.

Well, @milorichard can officially kinda walk (12 steps is his current record). This changes everythi...

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 03:56:17 +0000

Well, @milorichard can officially kinda walk (12 steps is his current record). This changes everything.

can now cross "see iron maiden live" off of my list.

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 05:03:00 +0000

can now cross “see iron maiden live” off of my list.

Whale oil beef hooked... whatever that means. #maiden

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 04:13:33 +0000

Whale oil beef hooked… whatever that means. #maiden

Tailgunner (live) and yogurt. @milorichard and I are chilling.

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 23:48:22 +0000

Tailgunner (live) and yogurt. @milorichard and I are chilling.

Dear cubs fans,

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:41:16 +0000

Dear cubs fans,
Fuck you all. I hate you with all my heart.
Die in a fire,
-d.

Every once in a while I regress to my 14 year old self.

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:07:46 +0000

Every once in a while I regress to my 14 year old self.

Spent all morning giving wife a break from @milorichard... introduced him to ministry. Good times.

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:15:15 +0000

Spent all morning giving wife a break from @milorichard… introduced him to ministry. Good times.

again, @dropbox cut new machine set up time down to 5 minutes from several hours. <3 you should s...

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:16:45 +0000

again, @dropbox cut new machine set up time down to 5 minutes from several hours. <3 you should sign up! dropbox.com <-referral

updating ubuntu using the internet connection from my phone. I feel like I am now in the future.

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:17:11 +0000

updating ubuntu using the internet connection from my phone. I feel like I am now in the future.

"I'm not sure if you've heard of the internets" @harper talking to apple support.

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:04:18 +0000

“I’m not sure if you’ve heard of the internets” @harper talking to apple support.

Just had a nice chat with a friend who no longer exists on the interwebs... sorta kinda...

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 18:21:36 +0000

Just had a nice chat with a friend who no longer exists on the interwebs… sorta kinda…

w00t. programming is fun again!

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 21:41:15 +0000

w00t. programming is fun again!

Another lazy evening, awaiting the impending awesomeness.

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:06:07 +0000

Another lazy evening, awaiting the impending awesomeness.

I hate everything about independence day parades in the suburbs.

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:45:00 +0000

I hate everything about independence day parades in the suburbs.

I have spent half of the day being productive, and half confusing myself into a black hole of python...

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 22:22:27 +0000

I have spent half of the day being productive, and half confusing myself into a black hole of python errors. What an amazing day.

i have been far less productive today than I wanted to be.

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:33:13 +0000

i have been far less productive today than I wanted to be.

dear @milorichard,

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 03:24:07 +0000

dear @milorichard,
Please go to bed.
All my love,
me.

I hear through the grapevine that @Ibips is now a papa! w00t!

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 18:46:15 +0000

I hear through the grapevine that @Ibips is now a papa! w00t!

Power's out. Going to the farmer's market.

Sun, 27 Jun 2010 16:13:34 +0000

Power’s out. Going to the farmer’s market.

@dversdzn we should hang out next week.

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 04:10:08 +0000

@dversdzn we should hang out next week.

I should be better at making choices.

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 04:34:49 +0000

I should be better at making choices.

Oh noes!! Mushmouth trap!

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:02:36 +0000

Oh noes!! Mushmouth trap!

I wish that this laptop screen wouldn't randomly turn off when it was moved.

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 21:56:12 +0000

I wish that this laptop screen wouldn’t randomly turn off when it was moved.

the thunder woke @milorichard up. that is not decent.

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 04:31:28 +0000

the thunder woke @milorichard up. that is not decent.

My life is awesome. http://twitpic.com/1ymdo5 (the sign reads: I <3 papa)

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:39:45 +0000

My life is awesome. http://twitpic.com/1ymdo5 (the sign reads: I <3 papa)

Today I am the bitchiest bitch that ever bitched. Be thankful you aren't my family... they have to l...

Sat, 19 Jun 2010 22:39:25 +0000

Today I am the bitchiest bitch that ever bitched. Be thankful you aren’t my family… they have to live with me.

I should not have been able to find this train. http://twitpic.com/1xdja9

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 23:02:53 +0000

I should not have been able to find this train. http://twitpic.com/1xdja9

ubuntu seems to be working pretty flawlessly on my new compy. hooray!

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 04:14:33 +0000

ubuntu seems to be working pretty flawlessly on my new compy. hooray!

Iron Maiden station on @pandora_radio.

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:32:47 +0000

Iron Maiden station on @pandora_radio.

giving @brizzly another shot...

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 17:08:49 +0000

giving @brizzly another shot…

this morning has been a series of oddly placed sounds.

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 17:05:01 +0000

this morning has been a series of oddly placed sounds.

Check the weather before going on a long walk... #parentingfail

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 16:02:39 +0000

Check the weather before going on a long walk… #parentingfail

i should really go grab some lunch...

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:14:43 +0000

i should really go grab some lunch…

I may have chosen the wrong day to go downtown...

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 15:28:28 +0000

I may have chosen the wrong day to go downtown…

gmail chat ui update?

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 04:37:43 +0000

gmail chat ui update?

watching @milorichard figure out velcro.

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 23:47:52 +0000

watching @milorichard figure out velcro.

work life balance: correcting hard.

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 23:41:25 +0000

work life balance: correcting hard.

so happy that farmer's market/CSA season has started again. #yum.

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 04:02:14 +0000

so happy that farmer’s market/CSA season has started again. #yum.

rm -rf on computer starts now...

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 21:11:47 +0000

rm -rf on computer starts now…

Today is my last day at @threadless. It has been an amazing 2.5 years.

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:03:57 +0000

Today is my last day at @threadless. It has been an amazing 2.5 years.

Did I just reference Wyld Stallyns in polite coversation? Yes, yes I did.

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 19:34:19 +0000

Did I just reference Wyld Stallyns in polite coversation? Yes, yes I did.

"Little munchkin man."

Mon, 31 May 2010 15:43:27 -0400

“Little munchkin man.”

"Captain"

Mon, 31 May 2010 15:25:42 -0400

“Captain”

Anybody doing anything fun this weekend?

Sat, 29 May 2010 16:16:11 +0000

Anybody doing anything fun this weekend?

I love dropbox so much. https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTQ1MTE3OQ it makes setting up a new compu...

Sat, 29 May 2010 03:39:27 +0000

I love dropbox so much. https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTQ1MTE3OQ it makes setting up a new computer so easy.

i like jellybeans.

Fri, 28 May 2010 18:13:35 +0000

i like jellybeans.

today is a good day to follow @IDMPhoto #carnerd #roadamericarally #prettypictures

Wed, 26 May 2010 15:54:06 +0000

today is a good day to follow @IDMPhoto #carnerd #roadamericarally #prettypictures

all caught up for right now.... tomorrow the craziness starts again.

Tue, 25 May 2010 06:14:01 +0000

all caught up for right now…. tomorrow the craziness starts again.

I can now see basic restaurant information and watch homestarrunner on my phone.

Mon, 24 May 2010 21:16:24 +0000

I can now see basic restaurant information and watch homestarrunner on my phone.

froyo'd.

Mon, 24 May 2010 18:16:02 +0000

froyo’d.

anyone want to go see a movie today/night?

Sun, 23 May 2010 18:35:38 +0000

anyone want to go see a movie today/night?

hanging out with my cat, watching Dexter, writing some codez.

Sun, 23 May 2010 01:39:07 +0000

hanging out with my cat, watching Dexter, writing some codez.

What's happening in Chicago tonight? Anyone want to hang out?

Sat, 22 May 2010 22:51:34 +0000

What’s happening in Chicago tonight? Anyone want to hang out?

identity is hilariously hard.

Sat, 22 May 2010 02:13:04 +0000

identity is hilariously hard.

gorilla biscuits? don't mind if I do...

Thu, 20 May 2010 21:59:04 +0000

gorilla biscuits? don’t mind if I do…

today I miss Philadelphia.

Wed, 19 May 2010 17:08:02 +0000

today I miss Philadelphia.

paying for mistakes I made years ago.

Wed, 19 May 2010 03:12:19 +0000

paying for mistakes I made years ago.

attempting to restore my phone from a backup... hope this works.

Wed, 12 May 2010 16:00:39 +0000

attempting to restore my phone from a backup… hope this works.

the Iron Maiden station on @pandora_radio is melting @milorichard and my faces. It is amazing.

Sat, 08 May 2010 20:15:14 +0000

the Iron Maiden station on @pandora_radio is melting @milorichard and my faces. It is amazing.

giddy with good news!!!

Sat, 08 May 2010 19:52:56 +0000

giddy with good news!!!

oh rain, thanks for bringing me this massive headache. you're the best. ihateyousomuchrightnow...

Fri, 07 May 2010 05:13:16 +0000

oh rain, thanks for bringing me this massive headache. you’re the best. ihateyousomuchrightnow…

I wish I were better at reading.

Thu, 06 May 2010 05:41:47 +0000

I wish I were better at reading.

tonight is a technology fail for me. using linux full time makes trying to get something done on a m...

Wed, 05 May 2010 04:13:35 +0000

tonight is a technology fail for me. using linux full time makes trying to get something done on a mac mind-numbingly frustrating.

doing it right: http://bit.ly/ccqWg6

Mon, 03 May 2010 22:23:11 +0000

doing it right: http://bit.ly/ccqWg6

this was an excellent post http://bit.ly/a3TDEX

Mon, 03 May 2010 16:54:43 +0000

this was an excellent post http://bit.ly/a3TDEX

consider this a reminder, as some of you may have forgotten, but forums are fucking awesome.

Sun, 02 May 2010 21:43:33 +0000

consider this a reminder, as some of you may have forgotten, but forums are fucking awesome.

excited to have found an old friend. makes me think I probably should have had more friends at some ...

Sun, 02 May 2010 00:33:03 +0000

excited to have found an old friend. makes me think I probably should have had more friends at some point.

Need to digitize these and figure out a fun way to share them with my friends... http://twitpic.com/...

Sat, 01 May 2010 03:42:10 +0000

Need to digitize these and figure out a fun way to share them with my friends… http://twitpic.com/1jtv3j (all orig <1985ish…)

ok... which of my _local_ friends likes early 80's punk, has a record player, wants a nice gift, and...

Sat, 01 May 2010 01:31:14 +0000

ok… which of my local friends likes early 80’s punk, has a record player, wants a nice gift, and will let me visit?

Look what I found on my shelf... soon to go in @milorichard's room. http://twitpic.com/1js7om

Sat, 01 May 2010 00:49:44 +0000

Look what I found on my shelf… soon to go in @milorichard’s room. http://twitpic.com/1js7om

Well, look at that craziness... I can tweet in style from my nexus now...

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 21:32:22 +0000

Well, look at that craziness… I can tweet in style from my nexus now…

being sick really, really sucks... may end up using @milorichard's nasal aspirator on myself.

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:47:07 +0000

being sick really, really sucks… may end up using @milorichard’s nasal aspirator on myself.

OH: "I just can't figure out why everyone is such a giant fucking asshole" /cc @skabaru

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:13:50 +0000

OH: “I just can’t figure out why everyone is such a giant fucking asshole” /cc @skabaru

This ubuntu upgrade is going to take longer than I want to spend on it.

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:37:13 +0000

This ubuntu upgrade is going to take longer than I want to spend on it.

I've been listening to @pandora_radio so much recently, I forgot I could skip to the next track.

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 17:16:00 +0000

I’ve been listening to @pandora_radio so much recently, I forgot I could skip to the next track.

Almost home. Getting sappy.

Sat, 24 Apr 2010 04:03:01 +0000

Almost home. Getting sappy.

SFO->ORD happy to see @milorichard soon.

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 23:20:09 +0000

SFO->ORD happy to see @milorichard soon.

impressed with @blippy's response to badness.

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 22:48:06 +0000

impressed with @blippy’s response to badness.

Security is slow today at sfo.

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 22:11:13 +0000

Security is slow today at sfo.

kind of shocked by the @blippy craziness. Bummer all around.

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 17:53:21 +0000

kind of shocked by the @blippy craziness. Bummer all around.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 19:18:19 +0000

I love it when a plan comes together.

I am in love with my friends. /Happily drunk with @cmcavoy somewhere in SF.

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 06:48:58 +0000

I am in love with my friends. /Happily drunk with @cmcavoy somewhere in SF.

Dear #lazyweb,

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 03:31:31 +0000

Dear #lazyweb,
is there a simple (non-PEAR) way to serialize objects to XML in PHP?
All my love,
-d.

man, http://www2010.org/ looks like an amazing conference. I wish I had known about it sooner.

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 16:19:34 +0000

man, http://www2010.org/ looks like an amazing conference. I wish I had known about it sooner.

Hey SF friends! Im in town for the next couple days. We should hang out.

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 01:44:16 +0000

Hey SF friends! Im in town for the next couple days. We should hang out.

last ditch attempt: anyone have an extra ticket to f8 that I can use?

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:51:20 +0000

last ditch attempt: anyone have an extra ticket to f8 that I can use?

Oh west marin... you are so quick to get you panties in a bunch. Seriously, smoke a bowl and chill t...

Sun, 18 Apr 2010 01:41:56 +0000

Oh west marin… you are so quick to get you panties in a bunch. Seriously, smoke a bowl and chill the fuck out.

dear juniper ssl vpn,

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 22:42:56 +0000

dear juniper ssl vpn,

I hate you with all my heart.

fuck you,
-d.

trying to write some code over a flaky internet connection. listening to @al3x talk about #scala in ...

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 21:42:36 +0000

trying to write some code over a flaky internet connection. listening to @al3x talk about #scala in the background…

#chirp buffet ui fail: veg options only visible if in certain lines. Dinner appreciated nonetheless....

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 02:40:30 +0000

#chirp buffet ui fail: veg options only visible if in certain lines. Dinner appreciated nonetheless. /cc @biz

I really love @ushahidi. Awesome stuff.

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 23:40:31 +0000

I really love @ushahidi. Awesome stuff.

I wonder if the Twitter User Stream API going to be using the activitystreams format.

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 18:37:51 +0000

I wonder if the Twitter User Stream API going to be using the activitystreams format.

So... what's going on SF? Anybody up to fun?

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 02:09:07 +0000

So… what’s going on SF? Anybody up to fun?

Playing my favorite new game: "what does a nonsmoker do"

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 01:03:51 +0000

Playing my favorite new game: “what does a nonsmoker do”

ORD ->SFO

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 10:54:26 +0000

ORD ->SFO

just paid a ticket for being lazy. amazing. the choices I make are remarkable.

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:05:41 +0000

just paid a ticket for being lazy. amazing. the choices I make are remarkable.

backing up photos.

Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:57:00 +0000

backing up photos.

today @milorichard's fav song: Mother by Danzig. Seems oddly appropriate.

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 20:24:10 +0000

today @milorichard’s fav song: Mother by Danzig. Seems oddly appropriate.

Chicago bound.

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 12:15:55 +0000

Chicago bound.

Peoples lack of giving a fuck about standards is appalling.

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:41:46 +0000

Peoples lack of giving a fuck about standards is appalling.

Watching @rcollazo, @cmcavoy and others eat incredible slabs of meat.

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 01:40:24 +0000

Watching @rcollazo, @cmcavoy and others eat incredible slabs of meat.

Hey friends in new york, I'm here for the next couple days and we should hang out!

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 23:25:22 +0000

Hey friends in new york, I’m here for the next couple days and we should hang out!

I am super excited to find out what I forgot. I'm guessing something awesome.

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:59:51 +0000

I am super excited to find out what I forgot. I’m guessing something awesome.

I am extremely proud to have friends that are far smarter than I am. Nice work demonstrating that Ju...

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:52:25 +0000

I am extremely proud to have friends that are far smarter than I am. Nice work demonstrating that Jude.

oh dear god. it is far too early for me to be conscious.

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:37:20 +0000

oh dear god. it is far too early for me to be conscious.

my sister, @ellemra17 has created the Mi-LOL; lol renditions of @milorichard. they are... amazing.

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:14:11 +0000

my sister, @ellemra17 has created the Mi-LOL; lol renditions of @milorichard. they are… amazing.

OH: "err on the side of dickness"

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 06:45:59 +0000

OH: “err on the side of dickness”

This next round will prove to be a mistake.

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 05:31:57 +0000

This next round will prove to be a mistake.

I should have just started with a pitcher...

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 05:02:01 +0000

I should have just started with a pitcher…

awexome! RT @awesomeupdater: @detour1999 You put the X in Awexome! Keep on keepin' on! #awesomeupdat...

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 14:44:35 +0000

awexome! RT @awesomeupdater: @detour1999 You put the X in Awexome! Keep on keepin’ on! #awesomeupdater

need to stop trying to find a squareback for tonight.

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 06:40:37 +0000

need to stop trying to find a squareback for tonight.

Feeling all 'a part of a community' and shit tonight.

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:10:38 +0000

Feeling all ‘a part of a community’ and shit tonight.

Ditto RT @cdibona Getting along better with Computers than humans lately.

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 00:18:56 +0000

Ditto RT @cdibona Getting along better with Computers than humans lately.

Yup. Definitely done trying to have conversations.

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:42:36 +0000

Yup. Definitely done trying to have conversations.

I think I'm done trying to have conversations.

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:58:49 +0000

I think I’m done trying to have conversations.

passing thought: iPad is congruent to automatic transmissions.

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 20:31:56 +0000

passing thought: iPad is congruent to automatic transmissions.

code comment for today: /CAUTION: HERE THAR BE HAX!/

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:56:39 +0000

code comment for today: /CAUTION: HERE THAR BE HAX!/

this is the best fucking news I've heard in ages. http://bit.ly/bCQ2ws seriously. FUCK YES!

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 22:37:19 +0000

this is the best fucking news I’ve heard in ages. officialrefused.com seriously. FUCK YES!

my theme for the year seems to be actually get around to registering for conferences after they have...

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 21:56:49 +0000

my theme for the year seems to be actually get around to registering for conferences after they have sold out. total fail. #googleio #f8

skipping lunch. opting for hard cider instead. capping off a week appropriately.

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 18:28:38 +0000

skipping lunch. opting for hard cider instead. capping off a week appropriately.

I just played the @hunch twitter predictor game at http://fuk.ly/~si. Apparently it's clear from my ...

Sat, 20 Mar 2010 17:00:39 +0000

I just played the @hunch twitter predictor game at http://fuk.ly/~si. Apparently it’s clear from my twitter stream that I’m a dirty hippy.

buying a house sure takes a lot of back and forth.

Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:43:59 +0000

buying a house sure takes a lot of back and forth.

dear @googlecode, I really wish that I you were working right now. :(

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:16:15 +0000

dear @googlecode, I really wish that I you were working right now. :(

Today is either great or a total fucking nightmare. Not sure which as of yet.

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:13:56 +0000

Today is either great or a total fucking nightmare. Not sure which as of yet.

I think today is the day I explode.

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 20:24:44 +0000

I think today is the day I explode.

Making up bone thugs songs for @milorichard.

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:30:37 +0000

Making up bone thugs songs for @milorichard.

for real, people. Iron Maiden makes the day bearable.

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:35:49 +0000

for real, people. Iron Maiden makes the day bearable.

I missed the registration for #googleio. Anyone know of any left over tix/tix they don't need/other ...

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:40:26 +0000

I missed the registration for #googleio. Anyone know of any left over tix/tix they don’t need/other crazy ways to score tix?

my boy, @milorichard, is a crawling fool.

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:16:37 +0000

my boy, @milorichard, is a crawling fool.

I wish handlebar delivered.

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:14:09 +0000

I wish handlebar delivered.

I have 944 unread reader items... must read 33 of them so it's a non-lame porsche...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:50:56 +0000

I have 944 unread reader items… must read 33 of them so it’s a non-lame porsche…

RT ditto. @harper: playing with @thinktankapp. awesome thus far

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:55:37 +0000

RT ditto. @harper: playing with @thinktankapp. awesome thus far

I may seriously need to get a life. One should not be this excited about tiny incremental changes to...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:48:16 +0000

I may seriously need to get a life. One should not be this excited about tiny incremental changes to error states.

This should be far less than a pound of flesh.

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:41:46 +0000

This should be far less than a pound of flesh.

why are all the cheap decent tdi's in maine?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:18:30 +0000

why are all the cheap decent tdi’s in maine?

thanks again to @chrismessina & @daveman692 for stopping by @threadless this morning. lots of great ...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:21:20 +0000

thanks again to @chrismessina & @daveman692 for stopping by @threadless this morning. lots of great conversation/ideas about openness.

united cancelled the flight that brings Sarah and @milorichard home. luckily they got put on the nex...

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:21:47 +0000

united cancelled the flight that brings Sarah and @milorichard home. luckily they got put on the next flight out, so they will be home soon!

I love this pic of @milorichard. New wallpaper on nexus one :) #nuevodad http://flic.kr/p/7DvPP4

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:11:03 +0000

I love this pic of @milorichard. New wallpaper on nexus one :) #nuevodad flickr.com

After 2 hours of fussing to indie rock, @milorichard passes out 30 seconds into ramones I wanna be s...

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:02:47 +0000

After 2 hours of fussing to indie rock, @milorichard passes out 30 seconds into ramones I wanna be sedated. #somyboy

some days I should not be allowed around people. Today is one of those days.

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:40:06 +0000

some days I should not be allowed around people. Today is one of those days.

um... @milorichard you don't know how to code. please stop trying to type in my terminal.

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 23:01:14 +0000

um… @milorichard you don’t know how to code. please stop trying to type in my terminal.

I have a lot of stuff that I need to get done by monday. step 1 should be sleep.

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:39:16 +0000

I have a lot of stuff that I need to get done by monday. step 1 should be sleep.

It got cold.

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:04:10 +0000

It got cold.

i forgot how much I totally fucking adore @deadmilkmen

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:33:08 +0000

i forgot how much I totally fucking adore @deadmilkmen

printers are a bunch of shit.

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:29:13 +0000

printers are a bunch of shit.

spent several hours last night listening to the ODB channel on @pandora_radio with @milorichard. hop...

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 23:18:08 +0000

spent several hours last night listening to the ODB channel on @pandora_radio with @milorichard. hoping for a repeat tonight.

Figuring out the new phone and retraing muscle memory.

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 01:27:49 +0000

Figuring out the new phone and retraing muscle memory.

Well, this is new and different.

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:04:13 +0000

Well, this is new and different.

Nice to be home. Happy to be in bed. Sleep.

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 07:36:13 +0000

Nice to be home. Happy to be in bed. Sleep.

Woot. Going to make this flight!

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 01:59:56 +0000

Woot. Going to make this flight!

I really hope I can get on this plane.

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 01:43:11 +0000

I really hope I can get on this plane.

Yeah, had to pass on the $20k bottle of wine.

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:22:09 +0000

Yeah, had to pass on the $20k bottle of wine.

Half empty plane. Woot.

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:53:14 +0000

Half empty plane. Woot.

hilariously, my session keeps getting munged on google.com/phone when using chrome... I suppose I wo...

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:07:25 +0000

hilariously, my session keeps getting munged on google.com/phone when using chrome… I suppose I won’t buy a nexus one right now…

at ORD waiting for my plane... bummed about leaving Rah & @milorichard for the next couple days.

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:02:08 +0000

at ORD waiting for my plane… bummed about leaving Rah & @milorichard for the next couple days.

Sidenote: this is awesome http://twitpic.com/y9b1q

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 01:18:58 +0000

Sidenote: this is awesome http://twitpic.com/y9b1q

i am a terrible python programmer.

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:18:04 +0000

i am a terrible python programmer.

RT awesometown. @neilhimself: @threadless thanks so much for the wonderful Spoiler tee shirt that Ji...

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:54:46 +0000

RT awesometown. @neilhimself: @threadless thanks so much for the wonderful Spoiler tee shirt that Jill thompson passed on to me.

Hilariously communal evening at @wholefoodschi.

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:43:25 +0000

Hilariously communal evening at @wholefoodschi.

RT so awesome! @therealfitz: Free Data Liberation stickers available now! http://bit.ly/8MVCI6 @data...

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:28:56 +0000

RT so awesome! @therealfitz: Free Data Liberation stickers available now! dataliberation.blogspot.com @dataliberation #cagefreedata #chickens

taking a break from getting screamed at to work on stuff and listen to the dead milkmen.

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 22:05:54 +0000

taking a break from getting screamed at to work on stuff and listen to the dead milkmen.

got @milorichard to sleep... trying so hard to not fall asleep myself right now..

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 01:53:23 +0000

got @milorichard to sleep… trying so hard to not fall asleep myself right now..

my first chrome extension is working as I want it to be for now... next step, refactor code and get ...

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 08:39:38 +0000

my first chrome extension is working as I want it to be for now… next step, refactor code and get @acidargyle to make it pretty.

RT nice read @kn0thing: Great behind-the-scenes post from @jedberg about why @reddit was down for 71...

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 05:23:09 +0000

RT nice read @kn0thing: Great behind-the-scenes post from @jedberg about why @reddit was down for 71min redditinc.com

I forgot how much I love dropbox. I set it up on 2 computers in the last 2 days... huge time saver. ...

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:36:35 +0000

I forgot how much I love dropbox. I set it up on 2 computers in the last 2 days… huge time saver. check it: http://fuk.ly/~jz

Milo fell asleep listening to fracture. rawk.

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:59:28 +0000

Milo fell asleep listening to fracture. rawk.

looking into changing my tmobile account so I can get a nexus1.

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:54:58 +0000

looking into changing my tmobile account so I can get a nexus1.

I really want a #nexusone.

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:55:59 +0000

I really want a #nexusone.

Garfield Park Conservatory on a cold day == win!

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 22:52:08 +0000

Garfield Park Conservatory on a cold day == win!

Need new songs to whistle to put @milorichard to sleep. French lullabyes and the misfits are getting...

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 07:06:24 +0000

Need new songs to whistle to put @milorichard to sleep. French lullabyes and the misfits are getting old. Halp!

thinking about heading to the junkyard... i have some crazy plans.

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:34:07 +0000

thinking about heading to the junkyard… i have some crazy plans.

Back in Chicago with a blissed out baby boy. Woot. Now, to get home.

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 01:44:30 +0000

Back in Chicago with a blissed out baby boy. Woot. Now, to get home.

Getting ready to get on a plane again. Sad and happy at the same time.

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 21:35:08 +0000

Getting ready to get on a plane again. Sad and happy at the same time.

wow. @milorichard is 4 months old today.

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:15:16 +0000

wow. @milorichard is 4 months old today.

So excited to meet up with @Jeffrey for brunch. I haven't seen him in too long.

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:46:54 +0000

So excited to meet up with @Jeffrey for brunch. I haven’t seen him in too long.

Hey, bay area friends! I'm here to visit for a bit. Hit me up so we can hang out.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:21:08 +0000

Hey, bay area friends! I’m here to visit for a bit. Hit me up so we can hang out.

On a crazy empty flight with Sarah, Armelle and @milorichard. Woot!

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:45:48 +0000

On a crazy empty flight with Sarah, Armelle and @milorichard. Woot!

Up early to leave on a jet plane.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:56:19 +0000

Up early to leave on a jet plane.

"Captain Paper-pants"

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:24:27 -0500

“Captain Paper-pants”

My son @milorichard is mesmerized by my iPhone. Or Twitter. Not 100% sure which.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:17:53 +0000

My son @milorichard is mesmerized by my iPhone. Or Twitter. Not 100% sure which.

I miss @jeffrey I hope we get to run into each other in the bay area soon.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:00:27 +0000

I miss @jeffrey I hope we get to run into each other in the bay area soon.

my eyes burn when I look at a computer screen. I may need a vacation.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:57:28 +0000

my eyes burn when I look at a computer screen. I may need a vacation.

I am so fucking done with today, but it won't end.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:01:24 +0000

I am so fucking done with today, but it won’t end.

pretty sure my entire family is avoiding me online. ha! I'm on here way more than they are, good luc...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:48:31 +0000

pretty sure my entire family is avoiding me online. ha! I’m on here way more than they are, good luck not running into me!

wow, apparently that works. nice work on the twitter->gmail interface there. I didn't even know ...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:46:36 +0000

wow, apparently that works. nice work on the twitter->gmail interface there. I didn’t even know I could do that!

dear gmail, please delete those 50k emails I asked you to. all my love, dylan.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:45:18 +0000

dear gmail, please delete those 50k emails I asked you to. all my love, dylan.

i love that @ibips guy.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:19:28 +0000

i love that @ibips guy.

phew, I think we made @threadless fast again...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:13:36 +0000

phew, I think we made @threadless fast again…

I could handle this day being over. ferrealz.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:17:26 +0000

I could handle this day being over. ferrealz.

so, @milorichard has his first cold. he is not pleased at all... for that matter, neither am I.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:49:27 +0000

so, @milorichard has his first cold. he is not pleased at all… for that matter, neither am I.

You know what I forgot? Fleece-lined mother-fucking jeans, that's what... So ready for tomorrow.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:46:46 +0000

You know what I forgot? Fleece-lined mother-fucking jeans, that’s what… So ready for tomorrow.

It is cold.

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:48:40 +0000

It is cold.

I love when computers know more about my reality that I do. Commuting.in knew my bus was a block awa...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:51:57 +0000

I love when computers know more about my reality that I do. Commuting.in knew my bus was a block away. I couldn’t even see it.

Walked, changed, napped, played, changed, fed, bathed, soothed, changed. Kicking ass at being a dad ...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:38:11 +0000

Walked, changed, napped, played, changed, fed, bathed, soothed, changed. Kicking ass at being a dad tonight. #notatotalfailure

Headed back to Chicago. Excited to get back into the swing; if only for a week or two ;)

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:29:14 +0000

Headed back to Chicago. Excited to get back into the swing; if only for a week or two ;)

Today is getting better. Rawk.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:58:02 +0000

Today is getting better. Rawk.

I would probably kill someone for a wawa hoagie and lemonade right now.

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:15:32 +0000

I would probably kill someone for a wawa hoagie and lemonade right now.

So jealous. RT @jacobdehart: Getting a new battery for the delorean for a nice Wednesday drive

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:23:27 +0000

So jealous. RT @jacobdehart: Getting a new battery for the delorean for a nice Wednesday drive

travel with an infant and a hurt-kneed wife is going to be interesting.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:19:12 +0000

travel with an infant and a hurt-kneed wife is going to be interesting.

trolling various websites looking for for donor cars.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:04:30 +0000

trolling various websites looking for for donor cars.

wharrgarbl

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:22:48 +0000

wharrgarbl

Sarah is getting pictures taken of her knee by a huge magnet. Score.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:07:47 +0000

Sarah is getting pictures taken of her knee by a huge magnet. Score.

I could handle having more than five minutes in a row to code.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:15:39 +0000

I could handle having more than five minutes in a row to code.

ran into some of the @everyblock at lunch today. @juggernautco makes me laugh every time we talk.

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:30:35 +0000

ran into some of the @everyblock at lunch today. @juggernautco makes me laugh every time we talk.

i need a laptop right now.

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:54:52 +0000

i need a laptop right now.

My life has become the movie groundhog day - except, in my version, each day consists solely of chan...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:08:02 +0000

My life has become the movie groundhog day - except, in my version, each day consists solely of changing a diaper.

Up side to gimpy wife? Pizza for dinner for third time this week. So not worth it...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:05:36 +0000

Up side to gimpy wife? Pizza for dinner for third time this week. So not worth it…

Going to take @milorichard for what I hope to be an epic walk around the hood. If anyone wants to jo...

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:49:21 +0000

Going to take @milorichard for what I hope to be an epic walk around the hood. If anyone wants to join me drop me a line.

I am a terrible nurse.

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 06:30:44 +0000

I am a terrible nurse.

health insurance is a hilarious joke.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:09:10 +0000

health insurance is a hilarious joke.

I could use a couple more hours in this day to sleep.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:45:14 +0000

I could use a couple more hours in this day to sleep.

Lesson learned: caring for infant and wife who can't walk and is in extreme pain == hard. Also hospi...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:17:22 +0000

Lesson learned: caring for infant and wife who can’t walk and is in extreme pain == hard. Also hospitals are mostly just boring.

Well, that was a shitacular night.

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:15:25 +0000

Well, that was a shitacular night.

king missile is absurd(ly awesome).

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:45:33 +0000

king missile is absurd(ly awesome).

At the globe. Mo is talking a bunch if shit about @harper. Hilarious.

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:42:19 +0000

At the globe. Mo is talking a bunch if shit about @harper. Hilarious.

apparently @milorichard is a fan of Johnny Cash.

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:05:02 +0000

apparently @milorichard is a fan of Johnny Cash.

I forgot I had a webfaction account. trying to have some fun with it while looking at demos @ sdcchi...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:36:27 +0000

I forgot I had a webfaction account. trying to have some fun with it while looking at demos @ sdcchi.

I am at SocialDevCampChicago.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:35:39 +0000

I am at SocialDevCampChicago.

"Sargent Screams"

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:32:10 -0500

“Sargent Screams”

This morning @milorichard got his formal introduction to the misfits and Danzig. I am a brilliant fa...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:24:58 +0000

This morning @milorichard got his formal introduction to the misfits and Danzig. I am a brilliant father.

There's a small chance that I'll make it to sdcchi in time for the demos. Public transit is failing ...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:21:05 +0000

There’s a small chance that I’ll make it to sdcchi in time for the demos. Public transit is failing me.

Sarah's back at work. I'm now on my second single dad shift. @milorichard currently sleeping in my a...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:30:02 +0000

Sarah’s back at work. I’m now on my second single dad shift. @milorichard currently sleeping in my arms. /me waits for other shoe to drop…

Grabbing a drink with @thomasryan and some of the tech awesome dudes.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:54:53 +0000

Grabbing a drink with @thomasryan and some of the tech awesome dudes.

headed to @wholefoodschi to pick up pizza for dinner. hoping for a wonderfully lazy night.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:42:13 +0000

headed to @wholefoodschi to pick up pizza for dinner. hoping for a wonderfully lazy night.

Charlie (@festa9) is ideating on my shoulder. It's creepy.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:07:04 +0000

Charlie ( @festa9) is ideating on my shoulder. It’s creepy.

note to self... clean subversion more often.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:56:42 +0000

note to self… clean subversion more often.

meeting meeting meeting meeting meeting

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:12:43 +0000

meeting meeting meeting meeting meeting

I think Milo is finally going to sleep... As must I.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:03:28 +0000

I think Milo is finally going to sleep… As must I.

Seriously tempted to buy a donor tdi to drive this winter and plan out a swap. (looking at craigslis...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:19:01 +0000

Seriously tempted to buy a donor tdi to drive this winter and plan out a swap. (looking at craigslist. I can make this happen.)

awesome meetings are awesome!

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:57:54 +0000

awesome meetings are awesome!

does ideate really just mean think?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:32:50 +0000

does ideate really just mean think?

forgot to namespace my exclamation...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:32:48 +0000

forgot to namespace my exclamation…

I think the time has come for me to swap some tdis into some older vws. If anyone has a line on a fu...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:45:38 +0000

I think the time has come for me to swap some tdis into some older vws. If anyone has a line on a full swap lmk.

The dog dressed as yoshi was by far the best costume I saw today.

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:14:33 +0000

The dog dressed as yoshi was by far the best costume I saw today.

Somewhat ironically, this parade apparently goes both ways.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:56:20 +0000

Somewhat ironically, this parade apparently goes both ways.

Pretty sure the furry section of the parade just passed.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:54:31 +0000

Pretty sure the furry section of the parade just passed.

Lunch with @vmg2 woot!

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:56:21 +0000

Lunch with @vmg2 woot!

wtf, why was I not following @rackerjoe?

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:57:45 +0000

wtf, why was I not following @rackerjoe?

apparently 8 times 4 is "about 32"

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:45:58 +0000

apparently 8 times 4 is “about 32”

It is weird to be at o'hare and not in terminal 1. It's like an alternate universe. I wonder what te...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:18:07 +0000

It is weird to be at o’hare and not in terminal 1. It’s like an alternate universe. I wonder what terminal 1 me is doing while i’m here at 3

Headed home to take care of a sick wife while I work. Rad.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:27:32 +0000

Headed home to take care of a sick wife while I work. Rad.

this vendor just demonstrated computer speed by snapping repeatedly.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:00:09 +0000

this vendor just demonstrated computer speed by snapping repeatedly.

note to self, @scottvdp is also really good at his job.

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:03:54 +0000

note to self, @scottvdp is also really good at his job.

turns out, I'm actually pretty fucking good at my job. awesome.

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:48:35 +0000

turns out, I’m actually pretty fucking good at my job. awesome.

I am eating pickles and chips for lunch. I am a paragon of health.

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:24:52 +0000

I am eating pickles and chips for lunch. I am a paragon of health.

watching vendors fight amongst themselves. it is hilarious.

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:35:04 +0000

watching vendors fight amongst themselves. it is hilarious.

sitting down to a long awesome day of meetings...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:24:47 +0000

sitting down to a long awesome day of meetings…

Had a great time in the bay area. Wish I wasn't so horrible at planning so I could have met up with ...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:24:25 +0000

Had a great time in the bay area. Wish I wasn’t so horrible at planning so I could have met up with @jeffrey. Hopefully next time.

Kind of back in the swing of things. Welcome back, work! It's been weird not having you around those...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:22:47 +0000

Kind of back in the swing of things. Welcome back, work! It’s been weird not having you around those couple days.

Dude on bike saw me waiting for ride; asked if I needed any weed. How courteous...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:03:46 +0000

Dude on bike saw me waiting for ride; asked if I needed any weed. How courteous…

Having some crazy Berkeley flashbacks.

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:57:49 +0000

Having some crazy Berkeley flashbacks.

Did the mk vi jetta wagon come out and I missed the news?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:50:27 +0000

Did the mk vi jetta wagon come out and I missed the news?

I am apparently hilariously old. Rock.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:57:23 +0000

I am apparently hilariously old. Rock.

"Mr. Poopyman"

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:10:23 -0400

“Mr. Poopyman”

I really don't care for liars and conniving

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:44:58 +0000

I really don’t care for liars and conniving

I am horrible at going to sleep.

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 07:29:40 +0000

I am horrible at going to sleep.

"Mr. Monkey Man"

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:42:36 -0400

“Mr. Monkey Man”

I was kinda hoping that the nicotine craving would go away after a couple months. I'm a bitch to be ...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:52:59 +0000

I was kinda hoping that the nicotine craving would go away after a couple months. I’m a bitch to be around.

I miss background processes.

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:15:55 +0000

I miss background processes.

Aw man. There goes the fucking neighborhood. :(

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 01:09:01 +0000

Aw man. There goes the fucking neighborhood. :(

going to go drink while people sing in honor of @harper.

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:19:50 +0000

going to go drink while people sing in honor of @harper.

Even if your job is awesome, sometimes leaving your family to go to work really sucks.

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:07:03 +0000

Even if your job is awesome, sometimes leaving your family to go to work really sucks.

Milo just sneezed himself awake.

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:05:53 +0000

Milo just sneezed himself awake.

fuck yes Crass. that is what I needed in my ears.

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:39:39 +0000

fuck yes Crass. that is what I needed in my ears.

going to turn off the social media for a minute so I can get some coding done...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:10:30 +0000

going to turn off the social media for a minute so I can get some coding done…

Pretty sure this iPhone isn't going to survive the end of this year. What should I replace it with?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:42:18 +0000

Pretty sure this iPhone isn’t going to survive the end of this year. What should I replace it with?

downloading drivers for peripherals I was pretty sure I would never use ever again...

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:01:03 +0000

downloading drivers for peripherals I was pretty sure I would never use ever again…

since I missed The Dead Milkmen this weekend, I spent several hours today singing Milkmen songs to M...

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:46:53 +0000

since I missed The Dead Milkmen this weekend, I spent several hours today singing Milkmen songs to Milo… somehow that will balance out o_O

it is no longer warm in Chicago. my fingers are still cold from that hour long walk..

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:19:46 +0000

it is no longer warm in Chicago. my fingers are still cold from that hour long walk..

"Captain Stinkypants"

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:47:36 -0400

“Captain Stinkypants”

Sarah is out with the techwives so I'm hanging out with Milo listening to @PhilOchs. He is not yelli...

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 01:05:46 +0000

Sarah is out with the techwives so I’m hanging out with Milo listening to @PhilOchs. He is not yelling at me tonight, which is pretty rad.

reminiscing about http://joecurleeday.com and sharing the joy with Sarah.

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:52:41 +0000

reminiscing about http://joecurleeday.com and sharing the joy with Sarah.

tomorrow is going to be a pretty rocking day.

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 05:00:29 +0000

tomorrow is going to be a pretty rocking day.

I am excited for tomorrow.

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:15:54 +0000

I am excited for tomorrow.

Being told in no uncertain terms that I am inadequate and my presence is not appreciated. Sweet.

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:30:57 +0000

Being told in no uncertain terms that I am inadequate and my presence is not appreciated. Sweet.

really tempted to buy a media center pc.

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:46:52 +0000

really tempted to buy a media center pc.

Listening to @Harper hear abou the dark side of the Internet. Crazy people.

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:56:15 +0000

Listening to @Harper hear abou the dark side of the Internet. Crazy people.

Listen

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:55:31 +0000

Listen

Sometimes walking is an entirely appropriate alternative to buying a fucking bentley.

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:06:56 +0000

Sometimes walking is an entirely appropriate alternative to buying a fucking bentley.

flight prices are really insane in how dynamic they are. same flight: 3 days ago: $300, 2 days ago: ...

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:19:14 +0000

flight prices are really insane in how dynamic they are. same flight: 3 days ago: $300, 2 days ago: $1050, yesterday: $300, today $650. wtf?

sometimes I wonder when and if I'm going to finish college... ha.

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 03:27:12 +0000

sometimes I wonder when and if I’m going to finish college… ha.

"Mr. Snaptabulous"

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:38:23 -0400

“Mr. Snaptabulous”

I'm going to California later this month and it can't come soon enough. I need a fucking break.

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:27:51 +0000

I’m going to California later this month and it can’t come soon enough. I need a fucking break.

That whole 'get Milo to sleep' thing didn't work out to well for me. Now I'm sleep deprived and late...

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:59:13 +0000

That whole ‘get Milo to sleep’ thing didn’t work out to well for me. Now I’m sleep deprived and late for work. This is not ideal.

Had a great time talking activity streams with @skabaru. Now to get Milo to sleep, so I can sleep. ...

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:44:00 +0000

Had a great time talking activity streams with @skabaru. Now to get Milo to sleep, so I can sleep. Tomorrow will be another long day.

I has a headache! awesometown.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:35:30 +0000

I has a headache! awesometown.

I am very excited for my new mattress to show up.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:25:08 +0000

I am very excited for my new mattress to show up.

I did not sleep nearly enough to be prepared for today.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:22:11 +0000

I did not sleep nearly enough to be prepared for today.

This bus smells like wet dog.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:43:35 +0000

This bus smells like wet dog.

"Sucker."

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 03:08:26 -0400

“Sucker.”

Bummed out.

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:30:50 +0000

Bummed out.

there are people that I really want to hate, but they are much too nice for me to hate them.

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:31:22 +0000

there are people that I really want to hate, but they are much too nice for me to hate them.

Adjusting to my new life is interesting. Milo >= awesome most of the time. Me not smoking < ea...

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 05:15:30 +0000

Adjusting to my new life is interesting. Milo >= awesome most of the time. Me not smoking < easy but probably worth it. It averages out ok.

"Dudesicle"

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:03:32 -0400

“Dudesicle”

It turns out @rackspace loves Milo almost as much as Milo loves @rackspace! Thanks @rcollazo! http:...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:12:40 +0000

It turns out @rackspace loves Milo almost as much as Milo loves @rackspace! Thanks @rcollazo! flickr.com

today I could use a free day to do fuck all with my life.

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:05:54 +0000

today I could use a free day to do fuck all with my life.

"The Poopsmith"

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 15:40:45 -0400

“The Poopsmith”

I should really go to sleep.

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:07:15 +0000

I should really go to sleep.

"Señor Squeaky-Pants"

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 02:50:56 -0400

“Señor Squeaky-Pants”

Happy when I see a nice mk2 drive by. Happier when I realize I know both the car and the owner.

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:12:16 +0000

Happy when I see a nice mk2 drive by. Happier when I realize I know both the car and the owner.

this Sunday is my beard's one year birthday. I may have to break down and return the beard to normal...

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:46:23 +0000

this Sunday is my beard’s one year birthday. I may have to break down and return the beard to normal stylz.

I miss seeing all of my friends @ replies to people I'm not following. It helped me find people I sh...

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:33:24 +0000

I miss seeing all of my friends @ replies to people I’m not following. It helped me find people I should be following.

I would not be opposed to my bus actually showing up. #tiredofwaiting

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:20:00 +0000

I would not be opposed to my bus actually showing up. #tiredofwaiting

trying to think about things in small bursts. I have thought throttling lately.

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 05:46:47 +0000

trying to think about things in small bursts. I have thought throttling lately.

"Yanni"

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:57:00 -0400

“Yanni”

music for today: searched for "straight" - lots of sXe, random punk and NWA. I'm pretty happy with ...

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:19:16 +0000

music for today: searched for “straight” - lots of sXe, random punk and NWA. I’m pretty happy with how that panned out.

Also, my dream had a soundtrack by Leonard Cohen.

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:14:47 +0000

Also, my dream had a soundtrack by Leonard Cohen.

Had a horrible dream last night about my family dying. Weird. Well, time for me to leave my wife and...

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:04:58 +0000

Had a horrible dream last night about my family dying. Weird. Well, time for me to leave my wife and son happily sleeping and go to work.

I have had a very pleasant evening with my wife and son. Now, reading then sleep.

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 04:53:28 +0000

I have had a very pleasant evening with my wife and son. Now, reading then sleep.

About to go on walk number 2 today. Rager.

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:10:54 +0000

About to go on walk number 2 today. Rager.

"Legs McGee"

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:58:44 -0400

“Legs McGee”

while everyone else was sipping champagne, I was elbow deep in shit.

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:07:27 +0000

while everyone else was sipping champagne, I was elbow deep in shit.

"Little Monkey Face"

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:55:30 -0400

“Little Monkey Face”

oh sleep... why are you so elusive?

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:17:32 +0000

oh sleep… why are you so elusive?

ironically, the kid is asleep.

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:30:31 +0000

ironically, the kid is asleep.

wow, that juniper ssl vpn is wonky as fuck on linux.

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:58:36 +0000

wow, that juniper ssl vpn is wonky as fuck on linux.

"Face"

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:09:00 -0400

“Face”

holy shit. I have the stupid ssl vpn working on ubuntu. shock and awe!

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:55:19 +0000

holy shit. I have the stupid ssl vpn working on ubuntu. shock and awe!

"Mr. Man"

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 00:26:41 -0400

“Mr. Man”

computer and stuff set up at home... now to try to get the ssl vpn to work on ubuntu...

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:49:28 +0000

computer and stuff set up at home… now to try to get the ssl vpn to work on ubuntu…

My life would be significantly easier of late if I did not necessitate sleep.

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 08:13:40 +0000

My life would be significantly easier of late if I did not necessitate sleep.

Operation: take a walk around the block.

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:14:10 +0000

Operation: take a walk around the block.
Status: success!

Buying more computer stuff for home so I can do stuff from home. Awesome.

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:01:52 +0000

Buying more computer stuff for home so I can do stuff from home. Awesome.

"Mittenface"

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 02:19:21 -0400

“Mittenface”

"Midget Man of the Seven Seas"

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 11:27:00 -0400

“Midget Man of the Seven Seas”

Once more, for the morning crowd: My boy = Milo Ochs Etienne Richard. Rock-tastic.

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:59:40 +0000

Once more, for the morning crowd: My boy = Milo Ochs Etienne Richard. Rock-tastic.

"Moonboots McGillicutty"

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:19:08 -0400

“Moonboots McGillicutty”

My boy = Milo Ochs Etienne Richard. Rock-tastic.

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:02:50 +0000

My boy = Milo Ochs Etienne Richard. Rock-tastic.

The two hours sleep I got this morning cost me $60. This is totally worth it, and I wish that I coul...

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:13:14 +0000

The two hours sleep I got this morning cost me $60. This is totally worth it, and I wish that I could trade more money for more sleep.

Tomorrow we make this kids name official.

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:48:45 +0000

Tomorrow we make this kids name official.

Listening to Pink Floyd with my son. Apparently, I'm channelling my mother.

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:02:07 +0000

Listening to Pink Floyd with my son. Apparently, I’m channelling my mother.

Pretty sure Sarah and I have decided on a name. More details soon.

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:58:11 +0000

Pretty sure Sarah and I have decided on a name. More details soon.

Going from about 14 hours a day in front of a computer to less than one is crazytown.

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:48:02 +0000

Going from about 14 hours a day in front of a computer to less than one is crazytown.

Today I hope to name my child.

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:30:31 +0000

Today I hope to name my child.

Thinking about the nature of doing things... I'm very interested by my thought process.

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:05:04 +0000

Thinking about the nature of doing things… I’m very interested by my thought process.

The things I look up on google has shifted fairly dramatically in the past week.

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:45:37 +0000

The things I look up on google has shifted fairly dramatically in the past week.

Pretty excited to reconnect with old friends. Pretty bummed I'm going to miss my cousins wedding. Mi...

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:13:37 +0000

Pretty excited to reconnect with old friends. Pretty bummed I’m going to miss my cousins wedding. Missing Philly bunches right about now.

Wishing I could just name my child a variable. $names = array();

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:22:09 +0000

Wishing I could just name my child a variable. $names = array();

I may actually get some sleep right now! Rock! Zzzzzzz

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 05:37:21 +0000

I may actually get some sleep right now! Rock! Zzzzzzz

I wouldn't mind a couple hours of sleep.

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 04:21:57 +0000

I wouldn’t mind a couple hours of sleep.

I am tired.

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:00:04 +0000

I am tired.

My wife is amazing.

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:59:53 +0000

My wife is amazing.

I has a son.

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:59:29 +0000

I has a son.

wondering where my sister is.

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:58:01 +0000

wondering where my sister is.

Sarah just woke up from an epic nap. Now, if I could just fall asleep myself...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:20:57 +0000

Sarah just woke up from an epic nap. Now, if I could just fall asleep myself…

tonight is going to be a long night.

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:07:52 +0000

tonight is going to be a long night.

Moving along slowly but surely.

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:50:01 +0000

Moving along slowly but surely.

Sarah's on the six minute train to painville.

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:55:47 +0000

Sarah’s on the six minute train to painville.

I'm kinda happy about the small fires that have been popping up at work. I don't have the capacity f...

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:47:15 +0000

I’m kinda happy about the small fires that have been popping up at work. I don’t have the capacity for a full on project right now. win win.

Going to bed early. I could use a break from stress.

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:33:38 +0000

Going to bed early. I could use a break from stress.

thinking about going on a walk to go get some spicy thai food.

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:32:24 +0000

thinking about going on a walk to go get some spicy thai food.

my natural tendency to quietly listen is a hindrance to people getting information from me. sorry ab...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:42:00 +0000

my natural tendency to quietly listen is a hindrance to people getting information from me. sorry about that. nothing’s happening right now.

apparently I need to tweet more.

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:04:29 +0000

apparently I need to tweet more.

Boredboredbored.

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:32:18 +0000

Boredboredbored.

I am a terrible waiter.. or terrible at waiting.. which ever makes more sense. or, actually probably...

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:30:08 +0000

I am a terrible waiter.. or terrible at waiting.. which ever makes more sense. or, actually probably both.

Months to weeks. Weeks to days. Days to hours?

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:35:02 +0000

Months to weeks. Weeks to days. Days to hours?

I have been listening to Radon by Atom and his Package for the last two days... about 150 times in a...

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:21:25 +0000

I have been listening to Radon by Atom and his Package for the last two days… about 150 times in a row.

parsing a bunch of text. wishing I were better at creative algorithms, or understood natural languag...

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 04:15:18 +0000

parsing a bunch of text. wishing I were better at creative algorithms, or understood natural language processing.

I have been preparing for sleepness nights with sleepless nights. I am a genius.

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:52:59 +0000

I have been preparing for sleepness nights with sleepless nights. I am a genius.

I actually just dropped the computer on my head. I hope Sarah doesn't laugh so hard she goes into la...

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:55:59 +0000

I actually just dropped the computer on my head. I hope Sarah doesn’t laugh so hard she goes into labor. Awesome.

sometimes it's almost worth showing up.

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:36:57 +0000

sometimes it’s almost worth showing up.

Lunch pho and I are not friends today.

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:58:37 +0000

Lunch pho and I are not friends today.

Had dinner at blind faith cafe for the first time in a couple years. Really disappointing. Less sele...

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:08:37 +0000

Had dinner at blind faith cafe for the first time in a couple years. Really disappointing. Less selection, less healthy, less tasty. Sad.

I hate unbalanced parentheses in ims.

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 21:56:32 +0000

I hate unbalanced parentheses in ims.

There are few things more satisfying than getting sound to work on Linux without asking someone for ...

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 17:43:08 +0000

There are few things more satisfying than getting sound to work on Linux without asking someone for help. (total time: 2 hours)

i fear that my beard's days are numbered. need ideas of fun stuff to do with it before it's gone.

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:10:25 +0000

i fear that my beard’s days are numbered. need ideas of fun stuff to do with it before it’s gone.

today will be nothing but Phil Ochs for me. I may not actually move. Just sit and listen to Phil. I ...

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:06:14 +0000

today will be nothing but Phil Ochs for me. I may not actually move. Just sit and listen to Phil. I need a day like that.

I saw the same lotus elise twice this morning. It's beautiful, but seriously, why buy an elise in ta...

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:01:55 +0000

I saw the same lotus elise twice this morning. It’s beautiful, but seriously, why buy an elise in taupe?

man... I wish there were new pics on fukung.

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 18:45:10 +0000

man… I wish there were new pics on fukung.

Headed home after a nice relaxing day off. Now, if only the bus would show up.

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:09:13 +0000

Headed home after a nice relaxing day off. Now, if only the bus would show up.

I can tell the time by which cars drive by my bus stop.

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:48:49 +0000

I can tell the time by which cars drive by my bus stop.

Someone should bring me an hdmi cable. I'd really appreciate it. Thanks.

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:30:38 +0000

Someone should bring me an hdmi cable. I’d really appreciate it. Thanks.

really wish my ears would pop. i'm tired of being sick.

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:15:39 +0000

really wish my ears would pop. i’m tired of being sick.

My coworkers are simultaneously awesome and horrible at coming up with baby names.

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 23:25:43 +0000

My coworkers are simultaneously awesome and horrible at coming up with baby names.

setting up another linux box... you'd think I would know how to do it by now. thanks @harper for the...

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:40:03 +0000

setting up another linux box… you’d think I would know how to do it by now. thanks @harper for the help!

Hanging out at home. Being ill. Ugh. I need to get better with a quickness.

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:28:48 +0000

Hanging out at home. Being ill. Ugh. I need to get better with a quickness.

listening to nothing but Maiden today.

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:02:23 +0000

listening to nothing but Maiden today.

I got a new mouse. this will make things nicer.

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:09:53 +0000

I got a new mouse. this will make things nicer.

Also, this bus smells of diesel feul. I love that smell.

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:39:29 +0000

Also, this bus smells of diesel feul. I love that smell.

It just took me a couple minutes to find my cta card. It was in the other pocket. I am a creature of...

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:38:24 +0000

It just took me a couple minutes to find my cta card. It was in the other pocket. I am a creature of habit, I guess.

long night turns into short night. going home to take care of a sad wife. :(

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:40:57 +0000

long night turns into short night. going home to take care of a sad wife. :(

when i sneeze, my back cracks. that's not normal, is it?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:44:08 +0000

when i sneeze, my back cracks. that’s not normal, is it?

whew! the thing that's been melting my brain for the past couple days is no longer melting.

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:22:14 +0000

whew! the thing that’s been melting my brain for the past couple days is no longer melting.

I am insanely tired right now.. also, it sucks to have @domrichard leave.

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:13:38 +0000

I am insanely tired right now.. also, it sucks to have @domrichard leave.

hey internet! kinda bummed, could use some funny. please tell me jokes. thanks!

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:17:05 +0000

hey internet! kinda bummed, could use some funny. please tell me jokes. thanks!

wishing I knew where the hell @ellemra17 was... hey Armelle, call your brother.

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 02:58:00 +0000

wishing I knew where the hell @ellemra17 was… hey Armelle, call your brother.

Going to go check out some blues with @domrichard

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:27:52 +0000

Going to go check out some blues with @domrichard

showing @domrichard how to use twitter. it's awesome.

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:23:33 +0000

showing @domrichard how to use twitter. it’s awesome.

so excited to go pick up my dad from the airport! it's been too long since I've seen my family.

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:30:55 +0000

so excited to go pick up my dad from the airport! it’s been too long since I’ve seen my family.

drowning in a quagmire of not knowing about things ahead of time...

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:20:35 +0000

drowning in a quagmire of not knowing about things ahead of time…

this day blows. Shocking, I know.

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:50:04 +0000

this day blows. Shocking, I know.

bummed out about Sarah's cat. Today went from kinda okay, to pretty sucky real quick.

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:22:20 +0000

bummed out about Sarah’s cat. Today went from kinda okay, to pretty sucky real quick.

fighting with htaccess and losing... I will best you, stupid file!

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:57:36 +0000

fighting with htaccess and losing… I will best you, stupid file!

Few things are funnier and more frustrating than watching your bus drive by from half a block away. ...

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:16:37 +0000

Few things are funnier and more frustrating than watching your bus drive by from half a block away. #tweetinginlatetowork

i think my brain may be melting.

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:34:45 +0000

i think my brain may be melting.

Waiting for a bus in the rain is so much fun.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:10:22 +0000

Waiting for a bus in the rain is so much fun.

sometimes, I hate the internet.

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:19:50 +0000

sometimes, I hate the internet.

today my plan is to find bugs when not in meetings. Wish me luck!

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:24:35 +0000

today my plan is to find bugs when not in meetings. Wish me luck!

Contrary to Sarah's desire, my cat doesn't like wearing hats. Even cute ones.

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 05:25:46 +0000

Contrary to Sarah’s desire, my cat doesn’t like wearing hats. Even cute ones.

Seriously. Can we add cubs fan free busses? This shit is insane.

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:59:08 +0000

Seriously. Can we add cubs fan free busses? This shit is insane.

I could really use a nap right about now.

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:33:00 +0000

I could really use a nap right about now.

In the middle of an unplanned 3 mile walk.

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:06:02 +0000

In the middle of an unplanned 3 mile walk.

oh, drunkards... why are you in my garage? ha.

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:11:43 +0000

oh, drunkards… why are you in my garage? ha.

For the record: I fucking HATE cubs fans.

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:14:08 +0000

For the record: I fucking HATE cubs fans.

Headed to 3rd meal with friend in the past day. I could get used to this.

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:48:10 +0000

Headed to 3rd meal with friend in the past day. I could get used to this.

Listening to mushmouth complain about his life. Dear sky-daddy, please shut him up.

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:29:59 +0000

Listening to mushmouth complain about his life. Dear sky-daddy, please shut him up.

I fucking _love_ kale.

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:37:19 +0000

I fucking love kale.

Pretty sure I'm getting an ulcer.

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:32:14 +0000

Pretty sure I’m getting an ulcer.

today is a day...

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:39:17 +0000

today is a day…

I just sent the best text message I've sent in a while. Awesome. Now, sleep.

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:56:09 +0000

I just sent the best text message I’ve sent in a while. Awesome. Now, sleep.

starting to feel sick... this does not bode well.

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:51:29 +0000

starting to feel sick… this does not bode well.

I am currently having a bad @scottvdp trip...

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:01:17 +0000

I am currently having a bad @scottvdp trip…

playing with htaccess.

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:10:14 +0000

playing with htaccess.

I hope to never be better at selling myself than I am at being myself.

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:31:34 +0000

I hope to never be better at selling myself than I am at being myself.

hilarious issues with technology today. iPhone - can't turn off. ubuntu on my macbook - everything f...

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:01:18 +0000

hilarious issues with technology today. iPhone - can’t turn off. ubuntu on my macbook - everything flipped upside down. hahaha… wtf?

I fucking hate being treated like a second class citizen while just being a supportive dad to be.

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:47:38 +0000

I fucking hate being treated like a second class citizen while just being a supportive dad to be.

also, http://www.flourbakery.com while super busy made for a great brunch yesterday. I am pretty hap...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:26:47 +0000

also, http://www.flourbakery.com while super busy made for a great brunch yesterday. I am pretty happy with the food situation in Boston.

if anyone finds themselves hungry in Boston, go to http://www.oleanarestaurant.com The veg tasting m...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:15:25 +0000

if anyone finds themselves hungry in Boston, go to http://www.oleanarestaurant.com The veg tasting menu was awesome; as were the people.

Finally back in Chicago! wORD up.

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:43:24 +0000

Finally back in Chicago! wORD up.
Now to find my luggage!

Looks like I will leave BOS in about a half hour. And with some decent seats, too! Thanks to the onl...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:59:33 +0000

Looks like I will leave BOS in about a half hour. And with some decent seats, too! Thanks to the only 2 peeps w/ cust serv skills @ united!

Also, who was the mastermind behind closing all the stores/purveyors of food at BOS at 8pm? WTF?

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:58:35 +0000

Also, who was the mastermind behind closing all the stores/purveyors of food at BOS at 8pm? WTF?

Have been hanging out at BOS for 7 hours now. Looking forward to at least another 2 1/2. Maybe even ...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:23:32 +0000

Have been hanging out at BOS for 7 hours now. Looking forward to at least another 2 1/2. Maybe even more if I’m lucky!

Dear united, nice of you to treat a loyal 15 year customer like crap. Oh, and being rude to pregnant...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:12:22 +0000

Dear united, nice of you to treat a loyal 15 year customer like crap. Oh, and being rude to pregnant women.. That’s icing.

This country needs a functional rail system.

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:31:40 +0000

This country needs a functional rail system.

Also, that was a pretty awesome hashtag I just used.

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:45:04 +0000

Also, that was a pretty awesome hashtag I just used.

Oh sweet. My flight just got cancelled. #Fuckyousohardbostonijustwanttogohome

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:42:42 +0000

Oh sweet. My flight just got cancelled. #Fuckyousohardbostonijustwanttogohome

Apparently Boston can't handle rain. Delays everywhere. Hanging at gate c19 if anyone is around and ...

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:33:22 +0000

Apparently Boston can’t handle rain. Delays everywhere. Hanging at gate c19 if anyone is around and bored. BOS->ORD.

Back from @acidargyle & @lashout's nuptials. They really know how to throw a rocking wedding. Congra...

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:59:05 +0000

Back from @acidargyle & @lashout’s nuptials. They really know how to throw a rocking wedding. Congrats to the happy couple!

Getting ready to watch @acidagyle and @lashout get married!

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:15:33 +0000

Getting ready to watch @acidagyle and @lashout get married!

Now it's just funny. Total logistics fail there hertz...

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:18:27 +0000

Now it’s just funny. Total logistics fail there hertz…

Hertz really fucked this up. Waiting in line for an hour. Rude people. WTF?

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:08:25 +0000

Hertz really fucked this up. Waiting in line for an hour. Rude people. WTF?

I wish these people would stop eating mcdonalds and talking on their cell phones. Seriously, it's a ...

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:21:15 +0000

I wish these people would stop eating mcdonalds and talking on their cell phones. Seriously, it’s a plane. Have some fucking courtesy.

need suggestions for stuff to do in Boston this sunday/monday. all info appreciated. rock.

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:47:55 +0000

need suggestions for stuff to do in Boston this sunday/monday. all info appreciated. rock.

my ears are being gently massaged by herschel savage and the american flag. it makes for a good day.

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:04:56 +0000

my ears are being gently massaged by herschel savage and the american flag. it makes for a good day.

I want to teach my cat to yell "get a job, hippy!" out the window to passers-by.

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:39:04 +0000

I want to teach my cat to yell “get a job, hippy!” out the window to passers-by.

bitching out my landlord for _still_ not fixing the leaking roof in our laundry room.. mold everywhe...

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:18:54 +0000

bitching out my landlord for still not fixing the leaking roof in our laundry room.. mold everywhere now. ugh. really don’t want to move.

it's nice that the weather is awesome in Chicago... however, I feel like crap because of sitting in ...

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:17:42 +0000

it’s nice that the weather is awesome in Chicago… however, I feel like crap because of sitting in the sun… sooooo tired.

dear facebook, I am still married; why the fuck would you change that setting when I didn't change i...

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:31:03 +0000

dear facebook, I am still married; why the fuck would you change that setting when I didn’t change it?

Oh right... Hey Internet! I'm going to be a dad in about 2 months. Rock! You may now carry on...

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:08:31 +0000

Oh right… Hey Internet! I’m going to be a dad in about 2 months. Rock! You may now carry on…

going to pretend to be subversion tomorrow morning, then learn about having a kid. Should make for a...

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:14:04 +0000

going to pretend to be subversion tomorrow morning, then learn about having a kid. Should make for an interesting combo..

OMFG! Face melting!

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:53:41 +0000

OMFG! Face melting!

Tired of being half sick, I'm going to bed early tonight. Brilliant!

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:11:21 +0000

Tired of being half sick, I’m going to bed early tonight. Brilliant!

excited to go junkyarding this weekend.

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:55:17 +0000

excited to go junkyarding this weekend.

spending a couple days listening to old primus.

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:49:12 +0000

spending a couple days listening to old primus.

I put up a new picture of me that I stole from @harper. thanks.

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:17:54 +0000

I put up a new picture of me that I stole from @harper. thanks.

My right eye has been twitching for an hour now. I'm falling apart. Hilarious.

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:52:35 +0000

My right eye has been twitching for an hour now. I’m falling apart. Hilarious.

Random guy just asked me if I knew where to "hook up with some buds" nudge, nudge. Apparently I am "...

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:37:46 +0000

Random guy just asked me if I knew where to “hook up with some buds” nudge, nudge. Apparently I am “down”.

my headache has decided to live directly behind my left eye...

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:26:43 +0000

my headache has decided to live directly behind my left eye…

Had a nice relaxing weekend with Sarah. Now, going to bed early.

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:30:42 +0000

Had a nice relaxing weekend with Sarah. Now, going to bed early.

Walking around Madison while Sarah naps.

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:33:20 +0000

Walking around Madison while Sarah naps.

supposed to be headed out of town. supposed to have left 3 hours ago. we are slackers.

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:44:09 +0000

supposed to be headed out of town. supposed to have left 3 hours ago. we are slackers.

twitter's back. I'm out.

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 03:59:51 +0000

twitter’s back. I’m out.

looking forward to sleeping...

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 02:57:25 +0000

looking forward to sleeping…

today is not a great day.

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:46:26 +0000

today is not a great day.

Dear Damen bus. Wtf is up with the 40 minute gap in service today?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:29:52 +0000

Dear Damen bus. Wtf is up with the 40 minute gap in service today?

being all kinds of productive and shit.

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:43:36 +0000

being all kinds of productive and shit.

I feel like I'm hilariously wasting my time watching people fight about semantics.

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:48:13 +0000

I feel like I’m hilariously wasting my time watching people fight about semantics.

for some reason today seems like a perfect day to listen to Crass all day long.

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:19:29 +0000

for some reason today seems like a perfect day to listen to Crass all day long.

going home to grab some sleep, then back to work for more awesomeness!

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 07:36:47 +0000

going home to grab some sleep, then back to work for more awesomeness!

Going to the office to hack for a bit. I've been offline all weekend, crazytown.

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 03:29:03 +0000

Going to the office to hack for a bit. I’ve been offline all weekend, crazytown.

Atom and his Package is/are awesome and always will be.

Sat, 30 May 2009 05:29:32 +0000

Atom and his Package is/are awesome and always will be.

I should have set this shit up earlier... I also should just buy a fucking computer for the garage a...

Sat, 30 May 2009 05:22:36 +0000

I should have set this shit up earlier… I also should just buy a fucking computer for the garage and be done with it…

I am having an ear-poppingly good day. stupid being sick... <sigh />

Thu, 28 May 2009 16:03:10 +0000

I am having an ear-poppingly good day. stupid being sick… <sigh />

apparently me being in a shitty mood leads to me with headphones turned up really loud. I'm alright ...

Tue, 26 May 2009 21:52:47 +0000

apparently me being in a shitty mood leads to me with headphones turned up really loud. I’m alright with that, actually.

this day calls for Refused turned up really loud.

Tue, 26 May 2009 21:22:42 +0000

this day calls for Refused turned up really loud.

And the hits keep on coming. WTF?

Tue, 26 May 2009 20:26:14 +0000

And the hits keep on coming. WTF?

having a hard time concentrating with half of skinnyTech having gone back in time.

Tue, 26 May 2009 19:04:21 +0000

having a hard time concentrating with half of skinnyTech having gone back in time.

Well. This is a shitty start to the day.

Tue, 26 May 2009 14:37:15 +0000

Well. This is a shitty start to the day.

Off to get some ice cream with Sarah. It's a great day for walking around. Nice work Chicago!

Sat, 23 May 2009 19:57:44 +0000

Off to get some ice cream with Sarah. It’s a great day for walking around. Nice work Chicago!

I really need to go to sleep, but I'm having a great time hanging out with my wife, instead.

Tue, 19 May 2009 22:32:35 +0000

I really need to go to sleep, but I’m having a great time hanging out with my wife, instead.

I am believe that my moustache may have reached critical mass.

Tue, 19 May 2009 16:44:31 +0000

I am believe that my moustache may have reached critical mass.

the world is a wonderful place.

Thu, 14 May 2009 15:19:17 +0000

the world is a wonderful place.

it's gotten to the point where I forget there is an option to just "reply" not "reply all". I appare...

Tue, 12 May 2009 16:52:13 +0000

it’s gotten to the point where I forget there is an option to just “reply” not “reply all”. I apparently am a fan of the email conversation.

I am exhausted after today. Unfortunately, today is not over... this is going to be a long week.

Tue, 12 May 2009 00:48:59 +0000

I am exhausted after today. Unfortunately, today is not over… this is going to be a long week.

I am late on the coffee tip this morning. it is killing me.

Mon, 11 May 2009 15:57:49 +0000

I am late on the coffee tip this morning. it is killing me.

I think my face might melt off thanks to the sun bouncing off of a window and directly in my left ey...

Fri, 08 May 2009 19:30:43 +0000

I think my face might melt off thanks to the sun bouncing off of a window and directly in my left eye.

got my mini12 and my monitors. upgrading the mini12 to 9.04 netbook remix as we speak... (nerding ou...

Wed, 06 May 2009 16:41:19 +0000

got my mini12 and my monitors. upgrading the mini12 to 9.04 netbook remix as we speak… (nerding out over new hardware)

I leave beard hair everywhere.

Tue, 05 May 2009 16:10:49 +0000

I leave beard hair everywhere.

finding and fixing bugs.

Tue, 05 May 2009 02:14:33 +0000

finding and fixing bugs.

I love finding out that I have things in common with people that I like and respect.

Mon, 04 May 2009 16:04:52 +0000

I love finding out that I have things in common with people that I like and respect.

I am inexplicably exhausted this morning.

Mon, 04 May 2009 15:28:09 +0000

I am inexplicably exhausted this morning.

Dear Dell, a bug in your system should not mean you overcharge customers and refuse to credit them t...

Fri, 01 May 2009 16:07:55 +0000

Dear Dell, a bug in your system should not mean you overcharge customers and refuse to credit them the amount you overcharged.

my back is fucked up. when I sneeze, my back cracks. awesome. this is going to make today rule.

Fri, 01 May 2009 15:17:34 +0000

my back is fucked up. when I sneeze, my back cracks. awesome. this is going to make today rule.

oh, man... I just had an awesome idea that I really want to code... must finish work first...

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:16:52 +0000

oh, man… I just had an awesome idea that I really want to code… must finish work first…

waiting for dell customer service to get back to me about my coupon not being applied in final check...

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:09:11 +0000

waiting for dell customer service to get back to me about my coupon not being applied in final checkout…

just bought a couple monitors and a dell mini 12.. dell, you hit me at a weak moment. also, your car...

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:46:22 +0000

just bought a couple monitors and a dell mini 12.. dell, you hit me at a weak moment. also, your cart is nearly impossible to use.

my mouse that I've been using for the past 2 years is starting to fall apart... sad.

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:26:50 +0000

my mouse that I’ve been using for the past 2 years is starting to fall apart… sad.

I am very tired today. Looking forward to the netflix that should be arriving today.

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:03:09 +0000

I am very tired today. Looking forward to the netflix that should be arriving today.

headache: round 2. I was supposed to be asleep over 2 hours ago.

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:19:18 +0000

headache: round 2. I was supposed to be asleep over 2 hours ago.

today is a day of headachey awesome.

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:22:59 +0000

today is a day of headachey awesome.

so happy to have @ibips back. glad he had a nice little vacation, and that this one wasn't timed wit...

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:24:08 +0000

so happy to have @ibips back. glad he had a nice little vacation, and that this one wasn’t timed with a huge launch…

Realizing how tired I am.

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:22:26 +0000

Realizing how tired I am.

oh noes... i killed my ubuntu :(

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:33:03 +0000

oh noes… i killed my ubuntu :(

playing with python/GAE... generally failing, and kind of loving failing.

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:55:53 +0000

playing with python/GAE… generally failing, and kind of loving failing.

off to the homestead to spend some time with my lovely wife.

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:08:16 +0000

off to the homestead to spend some time with my lovely wife.

I added fun backend stuff to http://ginx.com/-b3tnb tonight. Getting it ready for next steps...

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:56:02 +0000

I added fun backend stuff to http://ginx.com/-b3tnb tonight. Getting it ready for next steps…

back in the nothing but Screeching Weasel groove. Somehow I can concentrate and code better that way...

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:25:12 +0000

back in the nothing but Screeching Weasel groove. Somehow I can concentrate and code better that way.

wishing I could be playing with twitter oauth stuff...

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:17:54 +0000

wishing I could be playing with twitter oauth stuff…

why does skinnyTech taste like burning?

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:10:34 +0000

why does skinnyTech taste like burning?

sometimes, large sql scripts scare the piss out of me. measure twice, cut once...

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:23:45 +0000

sometimes, large sql scripts scare the piss out of me. measure twice, cut once…

I bought a stainless steel straw to use at work; take that wet moustache!

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:28:21 +0000

I bought a stainless steel straw to use at work; take that wet moustache!

taking a break from working to get some thai food with peoples.

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:25:28 +0000

taking a break from working to get some thai food with peoples.

wow, today has been a crazy and awesome day.

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:10:32 +0000

wow, today has been a crazy and awesome day.

I wish eclipse PDT would play nicely with smarty (syntax highlighting, code completion, etc..) Anyon...

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:54:55 +0000

I wish eclipse PDT would play nicely with smarty (syntax highlighting, code completion, etc..) Anyone out there have any tricks?

taxes filed. i'm going back to sleep now.

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:00:08 +0000

taxes filed. i’m going back to sleep now.

my brain may have completely melted today.

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:39:25 +0000

my brain may have completely melted today.

currently having my insides wrung out by http://ginx.com/-YCsNm. there are not that many songs that ...

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:19:39 +0000

currently having my insides wrung out by http://ginx.com/-YCsNm. there are not that many songs that can completely crush me like this.

I'm being mentally kicked in the shins all the time...

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:44:01 +0000

I’m being mentally kicked in the shins all the time…

I think I need to reevaluate some of my fall-back catch phrases.

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:45:44 +0000

I think I need to reevaluate some of my fall-back catch phrases.

I am in acronym purgatory. <abbr>wtf</abbr> (I know that one...)

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:20:25 +0000

I am in acronym purgatory. <abbr>wtf</abbr> (I know that one…)

listening to some Phil Ochs.

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:46:17 +0000

listening to some Phil Ochs.

I wish http://ginx.com/-u9xJR had new pics up. I'm looking to kill time for a bit. Anyone have any s...

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:47:58 +0000

I wish http://ginx.com/-u9xJR had new pics up. I’m looking to kill time for a bit. Anyone have any suggestions for a decent time killer?

my tally for this easter: called fat 2 times, a heretic once, thanked for my hospitality 4 times. me...

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 19:59:16 +0000

my tally for this easter: called fat 2 times, a heretic once, thanked for my hospitality 4 times. meh. time for me to drink.

i just fought with js and lost horribly. firefox and firebug went into a fun "js doesn't work" hole ...

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:19:02 +0000

i just fought with js and lost horribly. firefox and firebug went into a fun “js doesn’t work” hole for a single page.

if certain people didn't suck so bad at html, I would have a much easier time scraping their sites.....

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 22:39:44 +0000

if certain people didn’t suck so bad at html, I would have a much easier time scraping their sites…

hanging out at the garage. hacking on some things, then teaching my mom how to use Wordpress.

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:07:27 +0000

hanging out at the garage. hacking on some things, then teaching my mom how to use Wordpress.

just had a nice old woman ask me how I got so fat. All I could think to say was, "Years of practice....

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 04:21:49 +0000

just had a nice old woman ask me how I got so fat. All I could think to say was, “Years of practice.” Is there a better answer?

also, tonight I got kicked in the face by a -3 month old.

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 05:50:14 +0000

also, tonight I got kicked in the face by a -3 month old.

do they still have the concorde? if not, why not?

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 05:43:05 +0000

do they still have the concorde? if not, why not?

trying to figure out why dropping everything and moving to Paris is a bad idea...

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 05:27:18 +0000

trying to figure out why dropping everything and moving to Paris is a bad idea…

it is bar time. desperately needed today.

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:10:58 +0000

it is bar time. desperately needed today.

cleaning up some subversion stuff... I kind of like doing that.

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:18:42 +0000

cleaning up some subversion stuff… I kind of like doing that.

I forgot that I had a webfaction account that I like to play with... remedying that right now.

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:03:00 +0000

I forgot that I had a webfaction account that I like to play with… remedying that right now.

playing computers

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:52:34 +0000

playing computers

I have no music on my new garage dev computer. Hooray for songza for making sure I don't go crazy!

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 14:35:06 +0000

I have no music on my new garage dev computer. Hooray for songza for making sure I don’t go crazy!

just not feeling it today.

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:33:20 +0000

just not feeling it today.

screeching weasel in one ear, NWA in the other. this is a good day.

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:01:25 +0000

screeching weasel in one ear, NWA in the other. this is a good day.

talking about statistics and forecasting. that's some fun stuff.

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:51:37 +0000

talking about statistics and forecasting. that’s some fun stuff.

this headache I've had for the past couple days needs to stop.

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:22:18 +0000

this headache I’ve had for the past couple days needs to stop.

my head might just explode today. worst headache I've had in a while. been fighting it for about 14...

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:29:48 +0000

my head might just explode today. worst headache I’ve had in a while. been fighting it for about 14 hours now. awesome.

my face is melting.

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:39:17 +0000

my face is melting.

resetup garage computer. should be more productive now. or, at least the computer won't blue screen ...

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:36:17 +0000

resetup garage computer. should be more productive now. or, at least the computer won’t blue screen every 20 minutes.

I have received the best email I've gotten in the last 5 years. My friends are awesome people.

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:07:08 +0000

I have received the best email I’ve gotten in the last 5 years. My friends are awesome people.

upside to huge beard: random people stop and talk to you/compliment the glorious beard. downside to ...

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:11:43 +0000

upside to huge beard: random people stop and talk to you/compliment the glorious beard. downside to huge beard: none.

Handlebar is very busy tonight... the food will make up for the crazy wait.

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 01:14:23 +0000

Handlebar is very busy tonight… the food will make up for the crazy wait.

tonight - I log API calls. should make for a good evening.

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:55:56 +0000

tonight - I log API calls. should make for a good evening.

thinking about some awesome code I'm going to write.

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:01:24 +0000

thinking about some awesome code I’m going to write.

really wishing I could be playing with google voice this weekend.

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:19:57 +0000

really wishing I could be playing with google voice this weekend.

pidgin, I kinda hate you.

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 17:52:09 +0000

pidgin, I kinda hate you.

awesome planning meeting with the tech awesome dudes this morning.

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 17:49:06 +0000

awesome planning meeting with the tech awesome dudes this morning.

wow. I love my coworkers so much.

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:59:40 +0000

wow. I love my coworkers so much.

realizing that I have an amazing group of people that I consider friends.

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:49:42 +0000

realizing that I have an amazing group of people that I consider friends.

landed in chicago.

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:28:05 +0000

landed in chicago.

watching @garyvee and his travelling self help tour.

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:29:11 +0000

watching @garyvee and his travelling self help tour.

stayed in and documented the API. yeah. all in all, decent choice.

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 07:05:22 +0000

stayed in and documented the API. yeah. all in all, decent choice.

made some updates to commuting.in. now, either documenting some API changes, or going out to grab a...

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:34:50 +0000

made some updates to commuting.in. now, either documenting some API changes, or going out to grab a drink.

trying to code on the slowest internet connection ever. also, listening to the international noise c...

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:17:32 +0000

trying to code on the slowest internet connection ever. also, listening to the international noise conspiracy. this is what I do.

Listening to several conversations concurrently.

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:16:04 +0000

Listening to several conversations concurrently.

getting my badge. then some caffeine.

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:31:21 +0000

getting my badge. then some caffeine.

looking forward to headed out to Austin. but first, there is the small matter of getting some coffee...

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:44:52 +0000

looking forward to headed out to Austin. but first, there is the small matter of getting some coffee.

headed off to austin. it is still kind of early. i am still tired.

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:41:48 +0000

headed off to austin. it is still kind of early. i am still tired.

today, I am very happy with my beard.

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:47:36 +0000

today, I am very happy with my beard.

i hate voicemail. that's why i only check it once every 3 months or so.

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:39:35 +0000

i hate voicemail. that’s why i only check it once every 3 months or so.

pidgin - I really wish you were stable enough to rely on, instead of crashing constantly.

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:44:11 +0000

pidgin - I really wish you were stable enough to rely on, instead of crashing constantly.

Make that... BOUGHT a car.

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:10:23 +0000

Make that… BOUGHT a car.

Buying a car?

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:47:23 +0000

Buying a car?

my moustache hurts today. that is not a good thing.

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:24:19 +0000

my moustache hurts today. that is not a good thing.

the fresh veggies that came with the soup I ordered also had a live grasshopper in it. seriously.. w...

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:32:05 +0000

the fresh veggies that came with the soup I ordered also had a live grasshopper in it. seriously.. waiter, there’s a grasshopper in my soup!

hoping I didn't miss the boat on a good deal on a car...

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 00:15:00 +0000

hoping I didn’t miss the boat on a good deal on a car…

debating if it's worth working with someone that doesn't know how to use email. i hate the phone.

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 20:32:13 +0000

debating if it’s worth working with someone that doesn’t know how to use email. i hate the phone.

thinking about what happens next.

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:13:51 +0000

thinking about what happens next.

Wishing people in the movie theater would stfu.

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:34:55 +0000

Wishing people in the movie theater would stfu.

I am tired and feeling like crap. Going to go take a nap before nerd-night at the movie theater.

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:29:25 +0000

I am tired and feeling like crap. Going to go take a nap before nerd-night at the movie theater.

my google apps for domains for work is crazy slow today. it is incredibly annoying.

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:04:38 +0000

my google apps for domains for work is crazy slow today. it is incredibly annoying.

I could listen to this song for hours http://ginx.com/-vMDs and I most likely will.

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:25:55 +0000

I could listen to this song for hours http://ginx.com/-vMDs and I most likely will.

I hate truncating tables. (but actually really secretly love it)

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 05:38:46 +0000

I hate truncating tables. (but actually really secretly love it)

i kinda wish amazon.com sold cars. this shopping around stuff is bullshit.

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:46:05 +0000

i kinda wish amazon.com sold cars. this shopping around stuff is bullshit.

having a grand old time half starting things today. this is about the 12th time I half started this ...

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:26:48 +0000

having a grand old time half starting things today. this is about the 12th time I half started this tweet.

teaching my mom how to blog. kind of ironic, since I suck at it myself.

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:43:11 +0000

teaching my mom how to blog. kind of ironic, since I suck at it myself.

dear pidgin, you are nearly useless to me if you insist on randomly dying. dear everyone else - othe...

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:29:02 +0000

dear pidgin, you are nearly useless to me if you insist on randomly dying. dear everyone else - other suggestions for IM on ubuntu?

thinking about getting a new desktop for the garage.

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:50:23 +0000

thinking about getting a new desktop for the garage.

going to be a fun night of setting up sites for my mom, and working on a stupid utility I've been me...

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:42:33 +0000

going to be a fun night of setting up sites for my mom, and working on a stupid utility I’ve been meaning to write/implement for 4 years..

dear god that is a lot of people talking around me. seriously people, stfu. I have shit to do.

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:05:24 +0000

dear god that is a lot of people talking around me. seriously people, stfu. I have shit to do.

buying a new car soon. falling into old trap. already looking at buying three sets of wheels. I nee...

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:22:20 +0000

buying a new car soon. falling into old trap. already looking at buying three sets of wheels. I need to stop this shit.

trail mix is a wonderful start to a monday morning.

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:27:33 +0000

trail mix is a wonderful start to a monday morning.

playing website cleanup this weekend... I need to move a shit ton of stuff around and get it to whe...

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:41:23 +0000

playing website cleanup this weekend… I need to move a shit ton of stuff around and get it to where I can stand to look at stuff.

i has some music on my macbook again! awesome. thanks @skabaru!

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 19:02:03 +0000

i has some music on my macbook again! awesome. thanks @skabaru!

our coffee maker sometimes sounds like Darth Vader. also, I have apparently forgotten how to type.

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:46:05 +0000

our coffee maker sometimes sounds like Darth Vader. also, I have apparently forgotten how to type.

it is disturbingly warm out. it has made skinnyTech a sweatbox.

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:30:51 +0000

it is disturbingly warm out. it has made skinnyTech a sweatbox.

dear headache, fuck you. seriously.. i pretty much hate you.

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:13:57 +0000

dear headache, fuck you. seriously.. i pretty much hate you.

oh, hey headache! i haven't seen you in a while... also, for the record, you're kind of a dick.

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 21:46:44 +0000

oh, hey headache! i haven’t seen you in a while… also, for the record, you’re kind of a dick.

today is like yesterday, only with added suck.

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:42:43 +0000

today is like yesterday, only with added suck.

excla.im still works. only now, with oauth. nice work @harper.

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:53:20 +0000

excla.im still works. only now, with oauth. nice work @harper.

ubuntu on macbook == awesome... at least until I somehow killed the trackpad. will have to investiga...

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:54:04 +0000

ubuntu on macbook == awesome… at least until I somehow killed the trackpad. will have to investigate later.

playing with ubuntu on my macbook. i like it a lot.. let's see what Sarah thinks...

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:44:18 +0000

playing with ubuntu on my macbook. i like it a lot.. let’s see what Sarah thinks…

i have had worse luck with macbooks and wifi than any other tech combination i have ever used. might...

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:37:05 +0000

i have had worse luck with macbooks and wifi than any other tech combination i have ever used. might need to look into a different laptop.

my dad is hanging out at google mtn view today. rock!

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:34:03 +0000

my dad is hanging out at google mtn view today. rock!

playing with apis. finally. i needed some fun time.

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:19:57 +0000

playing with apis. finally. i needed some fun time.

gdmfsob, again.

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:26:44 +0000

gdmfsob, again.

sometimes I wish there were a better way to get my thoughts out of my head, because clearly writing ...

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:04:51 +0000

sometimes I wish there were a better way to get my thoughts out of my head, because clearly writing and talking are not working for me.

where are people searching for used cars on the internet these days? I've been out of the loop for ...

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:55:51 +0000

where are people searching for used cars on the internet these days? I’ve been out of the loop for a long time..

didn't get to play with apis. did get to play with taxes. I must have fucked up something badly for ...

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:47:33 +0000

didn’t get to play with apis. did get to play with taxes. I must have fucked up something badly for my evening to have turned out like this.

I think I'm going to go play with APIs for a while...

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:41:54 +0000

I think I’m going to go play with APIs for a while…

finally added a friend to google reader who has been my friend for years... hey google, that shit d...

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:34:43 +0000

finally added a friend to google reader who has been my friend for years… hey google, that shit doesn’t make sense sometimes.

good morning internets! you ready for a week of awesome? plans for this week: work, hang out with S...

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:07:31 +0000

good morning internets! you ready for a week of awesome? plans for this week: work, hang out with Sarah, find car to buy, learn python.

just got done reviewing a bunch of code. man, that's so much fun. now home to my wife for a quiet e...

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:35:18 +0000

just got done reviewing a bunch of code. man, that’s so much fun. now home to my wife for a quiet evening, then a week of awesome!

it feels odd to be alone at work and not have @harper speaking to me through his computer...

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 00:43:39 +0000

it feels odd to be alone at work and not have @harper speaking to me through his computer…

I can almost breathe again. I think I'm done with fridays from here on out. phew.

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:30:53 +0000

I can almost breathe again. I think I’m done with fridays from here on out. phew.

needing to get work done, but watching @jeffrey play layer tennis instead. http://ginx.com/-3TXKU #l...

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 21:26:12 +0000

needing to get work done, but watching @jeffrey play layer tennis instead. http://ginx.com/-3TXKU #lyt

having weird phantom pains in my arm. that kinda sucks.

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:17:32 +0000

having weird phantom pains in my arm. that kinda sucks.

vmware and I are not getting along right now. hey vmware, stop trying to make me look stupid.

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:42:52 +0000

vmware and I are not getting along right now. hey vmware, stop trying to make me look stupid.

well, one winXP box down. let's see how ubuntu works out for me... so far so good.

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 23:53:39 +0000

well, one winXP box down. let’s see how ubuntu works out for me… so far so good.

ugh. this is a week of punching myself in the face.

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:59:11 +0000

ugh. this is a week of punching myself in the face.

I am not happy about downgrading from 23" and 21" dual screens to a tiny little 13"... even if it is...

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:37:30 +0000

I am not happy about downgrading from 23" and 21" dual screens to a tiny little 13"… even if it is temporary.

in honor of the news I just posted, today is a whole day of nothing but Dead Milkmen for me. FUCK YE...

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:34:42 +0000

in honor of the news I just posted, today is a whole day of nothing but Dead Milkmen for me. FUCK YES!

http://tinyurl.com/ad2pp9 AWESOME NEWS!!!!

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:31:42 +0000

http://tinyurl.com/ad2pp9 AWESOME NEWS!!!!

say... I have google voice search on my g1 now. that's pretty cool.

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:09:19 +0000

say… I have google voice search on my g1 now. that’s pretty cool.

I am a horrible designer. I am lucky to work with awesome designers so they can save me from myself...

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:04:04 +0000

I am a horrible designer. I am lucky to work with awesome designers so they can save me from myself.

root beer is truly delicious. also, I am enjoying the shit out of coding right now.

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:27:42 +0000

root beer is truly delicious. also, I am enjoying the shit out of coding right now.

i think I need a moustache comb.

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:27:23 +0000

i think I need a moustache comb.

I am desperately seeking things that are funny. Links appreciated.

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:28:32 +0000

I am desperately seeking things that are funny. Links appreciated.

next stop, awesometown.

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:20:53 +0000

next stop, awesometown.

charlie festa is a crazy (and lucky) man.

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:43:34 +0000

charlie festa is a crazy (and lucky) man.

I woke up this morning at 4:45. this is starting to be a Monday morning routine...

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 12:46:24 +0000

I woke up this morning at 4:45. this is starting to be a Monday morning routine…

lost horribly at scrabble. a-a-a-n-n-n-t followed by p-l-l-a-a-n-n did a number on my average.

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 03:22:13 +0000

lost horribly at scrabble. a-a-a-n-n-n-t followed by p-l-l-a-a-n-n did a number on my average.

work done. now time for scrabble and dinner. then sweet, sweet sleep.

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:31:43 +0000

work done. now time for scrabble and dinner. then sweet, sweet sleep.

going home to hang out with the family. wishing I wasn't so tired.

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 23:29:40 +0000

going home to hang out with the family. wishing I wasn’t so tired.

had a nice relaxing lunch with friends I haven't seen in a while. Now to get some more work done the...

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 22:50:03 +0000

had a nice relaxing lunch with friends I haven’t seen in a while. Now to get some more work done then home. ROCK!

trying to find silver linings... it is quite warm outside...

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 20:13:27 +0000

trying to find silver linings… it is quite warm outside…

getting an early start on some weekend work. then home to hang out with family.

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 17:34:11 +0000

getting an early start on some weekend work. then home to hang out with family.

i want this day to be over like 9 hours ago.

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:45:52 +0000

i want this day to be over like 9 hours ago.

i just heard the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:47:30 +0000

i just heard the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.

also, I need some more stuff for google reader, @detour1999 with feed suggestions. thnx.

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:43:52 +0000

also, I need some more stuff for google reader, @detour1999 with feed suggestions. thnx.

i am very tired today... but looking forward to doing some awesome internet things.

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:40:56 +0000

i am very tired today… but looking forward to doing some awesome internet things.

oh, hey... the internet... I forgot you were here.

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 19:14:43 +0000

oh, hey… the internet… I forgot you were here.

twitter's logo did get smaller on this page... I'm not just imagining things...

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:13:44 +0000

twitter’s logo did get smaller on this page… I’m not just imagining things…

today is an amazing day of pushing code. With any luck, three different things I've been working on ...

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:26:46 +0000

today is an amazing day of pushing code. With any luck, three different things I’ve been working on for a while will go live. ROCK!

hopefully spending all day with a heating pad on my back will make it so I can move again... stupid...

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:34:57 +0000

hopefully spending all day with a heating pad on my back will make it so I can move again… stupid uncomfortable chairs…

this past weekend, I was told that my beard was amazing by PERL programmers. I think that is their ...

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:40:49 +0000

this past weekend, I was told that my beard was amazing by PERL programmers. I think that is their highest honor…

deep breath... now move on with my day.

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:48:01 +0000

deep breath… now move on with my day.

look, somebody knows me!

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:34:08 -0800

so, eli tagged me in an internet meme. apparently I’m supposed to list seven things about myself that are interesting or obscure, then tag 7 other people to do the same. This should be interesting… as I’m barely introspective enough to think of seven things people might find interesting or obscure, and I’m not sure I know seven people that haven’t already been tagged.

Hilarious.

Ok, without further ado…

I went to hardcore punk shows with my mom.

I used to be very involved in the punk scene in Philly, even though I am not musical in the least. I helped my mother research her doctoral dissertation about the sXe scene in Philly… that involved going to a bunch of hXc shows with my mom. Incidentally, to this day, I don’t own Minor Threat’s discography, but I have permanently borrowed my mother’s copy.

it's been a long day. looking forward to geeking out for a while.

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:58:46 +0000

it’s been a long day. looking forward to geeking out for a while.

dear googlereader, please stop switching the state of @harper's shared items. thanks.

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:54:56 +0000

dear googlereader, please stop switching the state of @harper’s shared items. thanks.

in addition to spell check, I want a morality check...

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:52:42 +0000

in addition to spell check, I want a morality check…

i just mistook @polarizeme for my buddy horace.

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:41:30 +0000

i just mistook @polarizeme for my buddy horace.

technology has ruined my frame of reference on everything... meh. worth it.

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:28:14 +0000

technology has ruined my frame of reference on everything… meh. worth it.

happy late birthday to my dad. http://dominiquemrichard.com/ also, he is crazy smart so someone shou...

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:32:34 +0000

happy late birthday to my dad. http://dominiquemrichard.com/ also, he is crazy smart so someone should hire him!

listening to Phil Ochs makes me simultaneously sad, hopeful, and disappointed. That seems like a fa...

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:15:50 +0000

listening to Phil Ochs makes me simultaneously sad, hopeful, and disappointed. That seems like a fair mix of emotions for today.

going home to spend time with my wife (and code in front of the tv)

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 03:20:46 +0000

going home to spend time with my wife (and code in front of the tv)

going to go to the garage/workplace/playplace and try to play with python.

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:15:44 +0000

going to go to the garage/workplace/playplace and try to play with python.

going to listen to TEXT (http://www.textsite.tk/) for a couple hours... that should keep my mind su...

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:17:24 +0000

going to listen to TEXT ( http://www.textsite.tk/) for a couple hours… that should keep my mind sufficiently blown.

might have to tune out irc so I can get stuff done. that makes me sad.

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:12:18 +0000

might have to tune out irc so I can get stuff done. that makes me sad.

hanging w/ @micah, @harper and a ton of other people at the techstars meetup.

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:08:12 +0000

hanging w/ @micah, @harper and a ton of other people at the techstars meetup.

according to my buddy horace i should "watch your skullcaps around that kid."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:32:36 +0000

according to my buddy horace i should “watch your skullcaps around that kid.”

I am very happy to be back in Chicago. I wish that my back was not hurting so much from sitting on ...

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:08:28 +0000

I am very happy to be back in Chicago. I wish that my back was not hurting so much from sitting on cramped airplanes.

i hate crappy free wifi. and yet... sometimes it is awesome.

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:43:35 +0000

i hate crappy free wifi. and yet… sometimes it is awesome.

I am very very tired. It is going to be a long trip back to Chicago. Luckily @harper & @micah are he...

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:20:42 +0000

I am very very tired. It is going to be a long trip back to Chicago. Luckily @harper & @micah are here to keep me company.

also, @harper is a dick.

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:32:49 +0000

also, @harper is a dick.

hello

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:32:11 +0000

hello

It is hilarious to have no idea where you are or where you're going.

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:19:55 +0000

It is hilarious to have no idea where you are or where you’re going.

I need a netbook for travelling... my macbook is too big for cramped spaces.

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:19:38 +0000

I need a netbook for travelling… my macbook is too big for cramped spaces.

Headed out to Boulder for a day. Should be a good time.

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:45:25 +0000

Headed out to Boulder for a day. Should be a good time.

forced myself to get some stuff done. whew. time for a dinner break with my lovely wife, then back t...

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:12:52 +0000

forced myself to get some stuff done. whew. time for a dinner break with my lovely wife, then back to work.

not really in the mood to work... but I have so much to do.

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:41:18 +0000

not really in the mood to work… but I have so much to do.

getting ready for a dentist appointment, bookended by making stuff for the internets.

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:51:15 +0000

getting ready for a dentist appointment, bookended by making stuff for the internets.

waiting for some stuff to print then off to dinner!

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:24:11 +0000

waiting for some stuff to print then off to dinner!

I can't get anything done because my monitors are off by 1/2". After 20 minutes of messing with them...

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:33:59 +0000

I can’t get anything done because my monitors are off by 1/2". After 20 minutes of messing with them, they’re only 1/8" off, this is worse.

Iron Maiden's Wrathchild in the morning. it does wonders!

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:13:31 +0000

Iron Maiden’s Wrathchild in the morning. it does wonders!

met up with my buddy Mike for dinner and drinks tonight. Now I really want to test some code. I love...

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 04:41:01 +0000

met up with my buddy Mike for dinner and drinks tonight. Now I really want to test some code. I love having nerdy friends!

hey internet... can you seriously stop using SOAP. That shit is annoying.

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:03:36 +0000

hey internet… can you seriously stop using SOAP. That shit is annoying.

bye internet... I need to pay attention to stuff for a bit. I'll talk to you again soon, promise :...

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:39:49 +0000

bye internet… I need to pay attention to stuff for a bit. I’ll talk to you again soon, promise :D

today is a day to listen to Iron Maiden.

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:26:52 +0000

today is a day to listen to Iron Maiden.

looking forward to a super productive day.

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:12:49 +0000

looking forward to a super productive day.

oh yeah... I'm back in Chicago. it is not warm.

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 03:27:48 +0000

oh yeah… I’m back in Chicago. it is not warm.

say... i can get edge in this one corner of the house if i tilt the phone just right...

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 06:11:10 +0000

say… i can get edge in this one corner of the house if i tilt the phone just right…

going off to where they don't have internet... this should be interesting. <starts shaking />...

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:44:02 +0000

going off to where they don’t have internet… this should be interesting. <starts shaking />

20 minutes wasted because my vm is set to the wrong date... ugh.

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:52:03 +0000

20 minutes wasted because my vm is set to the wrong date… ugh.

working on the wifi at a coffee shop... I'm that guy... ugh.

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:16:34 +0000

working on the wifi at a coffee shop… I’m that guy… ugh.

hanging out on the jetway... it's cold with no coat. see you in a couple hours internet!

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:42:52 +0000

hanging out on the jetway… it’s cold with no coat. see you in a couple hours internet!

ok, I'm off to California... or at least the airport :D

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:01:23 +0000

ok, I’m off to California… or at least the airport :D

my computer keeps stalling this morning. it makes it very difficult to get anything done. damn you ...

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:45:14 +0000

my computer keeps stalling this morning. it makes it very difficult to get anything done. damn you computer!!!!

checking out a bunch of different projects to my laptop so I can review/code on the airplane.. or mo...

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:12:25 +0000

checking out a bunch of different projects to my laptop so I can review/code on the airplane.. or more likely the airport.. fucking snow…

today was not a good day to miss the bus. unfortunately, I misjudged how long it would take me to wa...

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:48:56 +0000

today was not a good day to miss the bus. unfortunately, I misjudged how long it would take me to walk 3 blocks…

goodnight snow that's going to ruin my travel plans. goodnight packing that I have yet to do. goodni...

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:47:26 +0000

goodnight snow that’s going to ruin my travel plans. goodnight packing that I have yet to do. goodnight internet.

holy crazy productive afternoon. now home for some sleep. rock.

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:26:23 +0000

holy crazy productive afternoon. now home for some sleep. rock.

damn. I wasted my 666th tweet on a lame reply to @harper. What a waste.

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:21:35 +0000

damn. I wasted my 666th tweet on a lame reply to @harper. What a waste.

also, I love it when a plan comes together.

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:02:44 +0000

also, I love it when a plan comes together.

well, that only took all day...

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:02:25 +0000

well, that only took all day…

today I have learned that I hate prototype, and love jQuery. ...but I already knew that.

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:31:40 +0000

today I have learned that I hate prototype, and love jQuery. …but I already knew that.

i hate it when i forget that I have js turned off... gmail doesn't work very well that way... my stu...

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:42:50 +0000

i hate it when i forget that I have js turned off… gmail doesn’t work very well that way… my stuff does, though! awesome!

it's really hard to eat a bagel w/ cream cheese with this crazy moustache... worth it, though.

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:02:38 +0000

it’s really hard to eat a bagel w/ cream cheese with this crazy moustache… worth it, though.

also, Screeching Weasel is doing wonders for my productivity this morning. Thanks Screeching Weasel!

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:09:18 +0000

also, Screeching Weasel is doing wonders for my productivity this morning. Thanks Screeching Weasel!

I am productive when there is no one else around and I'm actually awake. Who knew...

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:56:20 +0000

I am productive when there is no one else around and I’m actually awake. Who knew…

i fucked up my sleep schedule this weekend and found myself wide awake at 4am. Good thing, as I have...

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:11:53 +0000

i fucked up my sleep schedule this weekend and found myself wide awake at 4am. Good thing, as I have work to do…

seeing double. I think it's time to stop with the coding, and go home.

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:36:42 +0000

seeing double. I think it’s time to stop with the coding, and go home.

I have plenty of music that would be acceptable for iTunes genius to not know. The Dead Milkmen does...

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:04:50 +0000

I have plenty of music that would be acceptable for iTunes genius to not know. The Dead Milkmen does not fall in that group. wtf.

fugazi is making me keep coding. thanks fugazi!

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 05:56:37 +0000

fugazi is making me keep coding. thanks fugazi!

spending the day doing fun coding. very happy about that.

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:39:37 +0000

spending the day doing fun coding. very happy about that.

Today is not a good bus day.

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:36:37 +0000

Today is not a good bus day.

i love making tiny little fixes that have a huge impact.

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:15:29 +0000

i love making tiny little fixes that have a huge impact.

I have dropped the automatic locking of the computer to 1 minute, and will now lock my computer when...

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:58:25 +0000

I have dropped the automatic locking of the computer to 1 minute, and will now lock my computer whenever I leave my desk.

i can not concentrate right now. I blame work.

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:51:42 +0000

i can not concentrate right now. I blame work.

had to delete that last tweet. thanks co-workers, I'm sure my family that sees my updates on facebo...

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:36:11 +0000

had to delete that last tweet. thanks co-workers, I’m sure my family that sees my updates on facebook appreciates the show :D

working on stuff, going to meetings, but thinking about PHP unit testing in the back of my mind..

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:32:32 +0000

working on stuff, going to meetings, but thinking about PHP unit testing in the back of my mind..

conversations via google documents are both awesome and hilarious.

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:30:15 +0000

conversations via google documents are both awesome and hilarious.

also, Ivan's shirt is going to get hacked.

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:48:47 +0000

also, Ivan’s shirt is going to get hacked.

facebook actually worked for me today! Hooray for friends from the past!

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:37:53 +0000

facebook actually worked for me today! Hooray for friends from the past!

tickets bought. I'm going to California next week. Awesome.

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:50:57 +0000

tickets bought. I’m going to California next week. Awesome.

omsd, tomorrow is going to be a crazy day of meetings.

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:03:29 +0000

omsd, tomorrow is going to be a crazy day of meetings.

oh look, @harper is somewhat back for me. weird.

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:54:36 +0000

oh look, @harper is somewhat back for me. weird.

deleting bunches of code is really fun.

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:12:55 +0000

deleting bunches of code is really fun.

my new work shoes showed up! I am now wearing awesome new simple slip ons! thanks amazon gold box, ...

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:29:56 +0000

my new work shoes showed up! I am now wearing awesome new simple slip ons! thanks amazon gold box, you sneaky bastard.

weird people visit this site.

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:01:17 -0800

I was just checking over some google analytics stuff, and checked the keywords that people who ended up on this blog used to search… here’s a quick selection:

- detour1999

- 1999.com

- first time in the ass

- google and friends and people

ok, ok, wat?, ok…

seriously wtf? hilarious.

-d.

flights are a pain. the prospect of seeing family is awesome.

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:34:01 +0000

flights are a pain. the prospect of seeing family is awesome.

hilariously plan free right now. Think I'm going to go home and sleep.

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:42:53 +0000

hilariously plan free right now. Think I’m going to go home and sleep.

the new version of PDT is awesome.

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:35:51 -0800

PDT Project.

One thing that I should remember to do (in addition to my tech-i-use page) is get the RSS feed for releases… then I wouldn’t have been three days late to the PDT 2.0 party.

I’ve moved one of my dev machines to PDT 2.0 (eclipse 3.4) and so far it’s pretty cool (it fixed my issue that I had been having with PDT 1.0 (eclipse 3.1[?]).

I’ll report back when I’ve used it a little more, but my first impression is that it is as good as the old one, and Eclipse loads in almost no time, relative to how it used to be.

hopefully going to go see a movie w/ @vmg2

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:49:54 +0000

hopefully going to go see a movie w/ @vmg2

hooray, upgraded to latest eclipse and RSE and I can edit again! That is much better.

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:24:35 +0000

hooray, upgraded to latest eclipse and RSE and I can edit again! That is much better.

say, that new version of eclipse is looking pretty snazzy.

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:21:51 +0000

say, that new version of eclipse is looking pretty snazzy.

I somehow fucked up my eclipse install and can no longer edit remote files. That makes it pretty use...

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:57:32 +0000

I somehow fucked up my eclipse install and can no longer edit remote files. That makes it pretty useless…

http://www.neverendingpolaroid.com/ : Bob is awesome and I am looking forward to watching this unfol...

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:46:21 +0000

http://www.neverendingpolaroid.com/ : Bob is awesome and I am looking forward to watching this unfold.

home for a bit, then off to see some friends to hang out and lay low.

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:09:04 +0000

home for a bit, then off to see some friends to hang out and lay low.

I forgot what day it was and was looking forward to going to bed at 10... instead, I am going to ha...

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:03:03 +0000

I forgot what day it was and was looking forward to going to bed at 10… instead, I am going to hang out with friends and chill.

dear openoffice. how can 2 vlookups with the same inputs result in different outputs? seriously. if ...

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:25:34 +0000

dear openoffice. how can 2 vlookups with the same inputs result in different outputs? seriously. if it doesn’t work, don’t tease me with it.

google reader cleaned up.

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:49:32 +0000

google reader cleaned up.

happy to be back in chicago. happy to have gone to philly.

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:02:05 +0000

happy to be back in chicago. happy to have gone to philly.

just edited a bunch of files in the wrong dir and killed my wedding websites. 5 minutes of scramblin...

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:28:32 +0000

just edited a bunch of files in the wrong dir and killed my wedding websites. 5 minutes of scrambling and searching and they’re back, whew!

just signed up for a bunch of API keys for various things. now to try to use them all on one site.

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:36:30 +0000

just signed up for a bunch of API keys for various things. now to try to use them all on one site.

i think I'm going to code up some stuff tonight rather than think about my grandmothers funeral tomo...

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:01:37 +0000

i think I’m going to code up some stuff tonight rather than think about my grandmothers funeral tomorrow morning.

Hanging out with jimmy talking about warehouse operations.

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 21:01:06 +0000

Hanging out with jimmy talking about warehouse operations.

new wordpress.

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 06:44:19 -0800

I updated to the newest version of wordpress now that I have a relatively steady internet connection, and I have been mesmerized by the changes. Seriously, I have just been playing around in the admin panel for about 20 mintues just checking out all the new features. I must say, I am incredibly impressed. This is an amazing administrative section that really allows me as a user to have less of a barrier to blogging. Hopefully, that means that I will do it more…

wow, the new version of wordpress is a pretty epic change. I think I like it.

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 06:46:55 +0000

wow, the new version of wordpress is a pretty epic change. I think I like it.

hanging with the family talking about work. thinking about writing some code tonight.

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 23:30:54 +0000

hanging with the family talking about work. thinking about writing some code tonight.

on my way to Philly for a couple days of family. Looking forward to stopping by wawa.

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:18:31 +0000

on my way to Philly for a couple days of family. Looking forward to stopping by wawa.

being without internet

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:17:07 -0800

is a pain in the ass.

I am on vacation for the first time in ages, and for the first time in longer than I can remember I have been mostly without internet.

So, I had to do something about that.

Using this sweet app, these directions and FoxyProxy I am now writing this on my laptop on the blazingly fast 3g connection of my G1 (~400K down/~150K up)

(in reality, all internet feels slow to me now that I am used to the 100MB fiber @ work. However, I still use the shared 56k line at my parents when I’m there, and I’m happy to know that I’m significantly faster than that…)

xmas present to myself, tethered my G1 so I can have internet on my macbook. This will make my train...

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:45:40 +0000

xmas present to myself, tethered my G1 so I can have internet on my macbook. This will make my train trip much more bearable.

Dear united, if you let me choose seats when I pay for a flight, you should let me have those seats....

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:55:36 +0000

Dear united, if you let me choose seats when I pay for a flight, you should let me have those seats. Yeah.

I think my beard should prevent me from ever getting sick, through just the power of it's sheer awes...

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:06:46 +0000

I think my beard should prevent me from ever getting sick, through just the power of it’s sheer awesomeness. Step up, beard.

it is crazy cold out. Not a great day for waiting for the bus. Thankfully commuting.in helped me red...

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:02:15 +0000

it is crazy cold out. Not a great day for waiting for the bus. Thankfully commuting.in helped me reduce my outside time to almost none.

tonight is a night of changing trips around...

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 01:19:27 +0000

tonight is a night of changing trips around…

got some nifty changes ready for next week.

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 00:50:41 +0000

got some nifty changes ready for next week.

back on a faster connection. I am spoiled by fast internet.

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 21:04:49 +0000

back on a faster connection. I am spoiled by fast internet.

the internet is being a bitch.

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 19:05:01 +0000

the internet is being a bitch.

looking forward to meeting up w/ @vmg2 tomorrow.

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 06:25:25 +0000

looking forward to meeting up w/ @vmg2 tomorrow.

looking forward to a night of Sarah and I coughing. Oh, weather, why must you make us sickly?

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:40:08 +0000

looking forward to a night of Sarah and I coughing. Oh, weather, why must you make us sickly?

i wish I could easily set a custom error handler for php Fatal errors. Anyone got any awesome ideas...

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:10:08 +0000

i wish I could easily set a custom error handler for php Fatal errors. Anyone got any awesome ideas or tricks?

I have a crazy cold. My head feels like it weighs about 4,000 pounds.

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:57:49 +0000

I have a crazy cold. My head feels like it weighs about 4,000 pounds.

walking through large amounts of snow is not very fun at all.

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:19:52 +0000

walking through large amounts of snow is not very fun at all.

i has a new cousin. ROCK!

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:53:02 +0000

i has a new cousin. ROCK!

whew... that was a whole bunch of logs that I just went through.

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:57:12 +0000

whew… that was a whole bunch of logs that I just went through.

also, I need to learn how to type, apparently.

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:36:54 +0000

also, I need to learn how to type, apparently.

I need to close google reader so I cang et some work done...

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:35:05 +0000

I need to close google reader so I cang et some work done…

sometimes I can deal with incredible amounts of bullshit. I think that's called a life skill...

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:32:54 +0000

sometimes I can deal with incredible amounts of bullshit. I think that’s called a life skill…

today is a crap day. Time for Atom & His Package turned up really loud.

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:48:00 +0000

today is a crap day. Time for Atom & His Package turned up really loud.

my cat just ate a mushroom...

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:43:27 +0000

my cat just ate a mushroom…

woo hoo!!!! pizza night!!!!

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:10:31 +0000

woo hoo!!!! pizza night!!!!

my right eye is hurting right now. A lot.

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:00:30 +0000

my right eye is hurting right now. A lot.

why do @harper's shared items automatically mark themselves as read?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:24:59 +0000

why do @harper’s shared items automatically mark themselves as read?

thinking about a fun project to do with my sister. Family can be fun.

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:47:32 +0000

thinking about a fun project to do with my sister. Family can be fun.

thinking about getting back into playing with cars. it's been a long hiatus.

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:05:24 +0000

thinking about getting back into playing with cars. it’s been a long hiatus.

my head is killing me. I wish the weather would make up it's mind.

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:37:34 +0000

my head is killing me. I wish the weather would make up it’s mind.

made some awesome progress on some boring stuff at work. Going to go home, eat some soup, then go p...

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:49:04 +0000

made some awesome progress on some boring stuff at work. Going to go home, eat some soup, then go party with all my work friends.

Some days I love bugs. Today is one of those days. Hilarity.

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:33:51 +0000

Some days I love bugs. Today is one of those days. Hilarity.

haha, I've never filled up a gmail account before. that was fun.

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:38:58 +0000

haha, I’ve never filled up a gmail account before. that was fun.

Just made the bus. I'll be happy when they stop tearing Damen up.

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:33:18 +0000

Just made the bus. I’ll be happy when they stop tearing Damen up.

going to hang out at the garage... maybe think about cool stuff to do to commuting.in

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:48:46 +0000

going to hang out at the garage… maybe think about cool stuff to do to commuting.in

when did google docs start doing pdfs? it's no longer a huge nuisance now when someone emails me a p...

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:56:14 +0000

when did google docs start doing pdfs? it’s no longer a huge nuisance now when someone emails me a pdf.

wrapped up some work, now home then dinner and movie time! Hooray!

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:35:38 +0000

wrapped up some work, now home then dinner and movie time! Hooray!

Dear cta, why did you choose the coldest day of the season to totally fuck up the damen bus?

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:09:57 +0000

Dear cta, why did you choose the coldest day of the season to totally fuck up the damen bus?

i broke sarah's phone.

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:01:42 +0000

i broke sarah’s phone.

hilariously trying to find a shop that can do the brakes on my in-law's car today.

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:58:29 +0000

hilariously trying to find a shop that can do the brakes on my in-law’s car today.

seriously, where the fuck did this week go? I would like my life a little less blurry. kthnx.

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:22:02 +0000

seriously, where the fuck did this week go? I would like my life a little less blurry. kthnx.

one should not start drinking coffee at 12:10am. I'm too fucking old for all-nighters.

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:09:51 +0000

one should not start drinking coffee at 12:10am. I’m too fucking old for all-nighters.

going to sleep. another long day tomorrow.

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:05:22 +0000

going to sleep. another long day tomorrow.

fixing hilarious bugs.

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:43:03 +0000

fixing hilarious bugs.

today has been a day...

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:57:47 +0000

today has been a day…

ready for an awesome week. seriously, this week had better rule.

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:17:44 +0000

ready for an awesome week. seriously, this week had better rule.

wow, this past week I moved to crazy-town. I spent this weekend making my way back to the village of...

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:18:17 +0000

wow, this past week I moved to crazy-town. I spent this weekend making my way back to the village of normalcy. Next stop: awesome-town!

i have spent so much time staring at a computer screen recently that I can no longer focus my eyes. ...

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:02:55 +0000

i have spent so much time staring at a computer screen recently that I can no longer focus my eyes. This is an awesome development.

pretty sure that voltron is powered down for the night.

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 02:32:22 +0000

pretty sure that voltron is powered down for the night.

GDMFSOB!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:46:56 +0000

GDMFSOB!!!!!!!!!!!

really really tired. hopefully this coffee will help.

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:55:48 +0000

really really tired. hopefully this coffee will help.

going home... woo hoo 17 hour days!

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:56:13 +0000

going home… woo hoo 17 hour days!

also, the Dead Milkmen can and do get me through any rough patches I ever have in my life. Thanks f...

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:08:57 +0000

also, the Dead Milkmen can and do get me through any rough patches I ever have in my life. Thanks for that.

it is oddly warmer here at work late at night... although, I am still rocking my newly fingerless gl...

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:06:16 +0000

it is oddly warmer here at work late at night… although, I am still rocking my newly fingerless gloves.

ha! my mom just added me as a friend on facebook. what a hilarious turn my life is taking.

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:02:58 +0000

ha! my mom just added me as a friend on facebook. what a hilarious turn my life is taking.

going to do some writing while @acidargyle, @lashout, my wife and I watch Braveheart, and eat cake. ...

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:58:38 +0000

going to do some writing while @acidargyle, @lashout, my wife and I watch Braveheart, and eat cake. Hooray for sunday!

I might actually get to my google reader today! Something I have not been able to do all week...

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:59:08 +0000

I might actually get to my google reader today! Something I have not been able to do all week…

tired after a tumultuous night. ready for the train to awesometown which is my job.

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:45:56 +0000

tired after a tumultuous night. ready for the train to awesometown which is my job.

this is going to be another VERY long day.

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:52:27 +0000

this is going to be another VERY long day.

welcome to the end of my nightmare.

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:07:34 +0000

welcome to the end of my nightmare.

these elections would be much cooler if i didn't feel like puking.

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 02:46:22 +0000

these elections would be much cooler if i didn’t feel like puking.

got some work done today. Tonight: a date with my wife!

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:46:17 +0000

got some work done today. Tonight: a date with my wife!

bummed.

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 00:55:12 +0000

bummed.

I hate drunk people on the bus...

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 01:58:29 +0000

I hate drunk people on the bus…

dear comcast, your customer service is lacking. Dear rcn, I hope you can do better.

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:12:00 +0000

dear comcast, your customer service is lacking. Dear rcn, I hope you can do better.

technology is angry at me today.

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:22:07 +0000

technology is angry at me today.

Off to early vote!

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:44:27 +0000

Off to early vote!

people are crazy about politics and money.

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:53:26 +0000

people are crazy about politics and money.

My nephew is currently slamming his head against the wall. Interesting choice.

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:57:13 +0000

My nephew is currently slamming his head against the wall. Interesting choice.

kind of annoyed that random people are compelled to refer to me as "big guy"

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:26:11 +0000

kind of annoyed that random people are compelled to refer to me as “big guy”

google analytics is a wonderful time waster. the ecommerce stuff is interesting.

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:57:42 +0000

google analytics is a wonderful time waster. the ecommerce stuff is interesting.

wow.. this coffee just won't cool down.

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:50:04 +0000

wow.. this coffee just won’t cool down.

worst flu timing ever. I'm doses up on nyquil so I can hopefully be well tomorrow.

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:18:13 +0000

worst flu timing ever. I’m doses up on nyquil so I can hopefully be well tomorrow.

coffee people Obama Blend coffee is smooth and well balanced. I wonder if the McCain blend is highl...

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:01:32 +0000

coffee people Obama Blend coffee is smooth and well balanced. I wonder if the McCain blend is highly acidic?

i am more than ready for a nap.

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:57:57 +0000

i am more than ready for a nap.

sometimes I forget that I rule. it's awesome when I am reminded.

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 20:55:01 +0000

sometimes I forget that I rule. it’s awesome when I am reminded.

sometimes when I'm sick, in my head I sound like Leonard Cohen.

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:15:08 +0000

sometimes when I’m sick, in my head I sound like Leonard Cohen.

I'm drinking berry blast flavored coffee... it's come to this.

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:04:48 +0000

I’m drinking berry blast flavored coffee… it’s come to this.

holy shit that was an awesome question.

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:25:49 +0000

holy shit that was an awesome question.

BURN!

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:23:21 +0000

BURN!

really, the projector again?

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:19:40 +0000

really, the projector again?

...and after the scalpel, I'd break out my chainsaw. and then my butter knife... and then... a shiv!

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:18:41 +0000

…and after the scalpel, I’d break out my chainsaw. and then my butter knife… and then… a shiv!

for the record: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are wonderful.

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:44:08 +0000

for the record: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are wonderful.

hopefully this morning is behind me now... i've got awesome new things to do!

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:39:02 +0000

hopefully this morning is behind me now… i’ve got awesome new things to do!

I just saw a Renault alliance drop top. I didn't think there were any left on the road!

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 23:47:51 +0000

I just saw a Renault alliance drop top. I didn’t think there were any left on the road!

looking forward to a productive day at work.

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:33:54 +0000

looking forward to a productive day at work.

listening to Phil Ochs.

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:40:01 +0000

listening to Phil Ochs.

thinking about commuting...

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:36:00 +0000

thinking about commuting…

shout out? Seriously? That's what your going to say in a vp debate?

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:14:48 +0000

shout out? Seriously? That’s what your going to say in a vp debate?

did Palin just wink at me?

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:10:25 +0000

did Palin just wink at me?

I am amazed at the depths of stupidity I am subjecting myself to. Morons.

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:00:33 +0000

I am amazed at the depths of stupidity I am subjecting myself to. Morons.

going to watch the debates at the skinnyCorp HQ... fun fun fun!

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:27:50 +0000

going to watch the debates at the skinnyCorp HQ… fun fun fun!

currently about 95% mucus.

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:53:32 +0000

currently about 95% mucus.

hoping this tea will allow me to breathe.. stupid colds, don't you know I want to sleep?

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:16:51 +0000

hoping this tea will allow me to breathe.. stupid colds, don’t you know I want to sleep?

Wishing that I wasn't getting a cold.

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:06:21 +0000

Wishing that I wasn’t getting a cold.

having a pretty awesome day. looking forward to talking about svn.

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:54:52 +0000

having a pretty awesome day. looking forward to talking about svn.

meetings for the next 7 hours.

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:21:45 +0000

meetings for the next 7 hours.

going to Chicago Diner, YUM!!!

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:41:18 +0000

going to Chicago Diner, YUM!!!

it's awesome how older Refused makes me so happy.

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:24:29 +0000

it’s awesome how older Refused makes me so happy.

this weather snuck up on me... and punched me in the back of the head.

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:35:08 +0000

this weather snuck up on me… and punched me in the back of the head.

is it too early to go to work? I hope not.

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:43:47 +0000

is it too early to go to work? I hope not.

I need a fucking vacation.

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 23:32:16 +0000

I need a fucking vacation.

Phones and such.

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:33:09 -0700

I got an iPhone a while back, and I must admit that it is one of the nicest examples of consumer electronics I have ever used. I’m writing this post on it right now. I never would have dreamed of writing a blog post on my old mda (even with its full qwerty keyboard…) it was just too slow and cumbersome. All that being said, I went ahead and preprdered a G1 android phone the other day. I doubt that it will replace the iPhone. But it will be incredibly nice to compare them side by side. (and, admittedly, I’m a he’ll of a lot better at java than I am at objective C, so that will be fun, too.) I look forward to writing more on the subject, once I get the G1 in my hands.

one of those days

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:00:00 -0500

Well, I must say that today has been one of the finer birthdays that I can recall.

Normally, I dread my birthday as it ends up being a pathetic series of incredibly unfestive events. Today, however, has been quite nice.

It’s a wonderful reminder that things can change drastically, even over the course of just one year.

Now I’m off to hopefully watch Obama start to change things.

Happy Birthday to me!

I'm on my fifth cup of coffee. <shakes!!>

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:52:10 +0000

I’m on my fifth cup of coffee. <shakes!!>

oh twitter...

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:20:53 +0000

oh twitter…

dear gmail, why are you being crazy when I'm trying to type an email? -d.

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:12:52 +0000

dear gmail, why are you being crazy when I’m trying to type an email? -d.

going to a meeting! AWESOME!!1!11!!!

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:06:02 +0000

going to a meeting! AWESOME!!1!11!!!

w00t! just preordered my G1!

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:15:37 +0000

w00t! just preordered my G1!

wondering where the Obama coffee is...

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:30:18 +0000

wondering where the Obama coffee is…

I am incredibly tired after a very nice, relaxed wedding. my house is now full of drunks. except fo...

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 06:33:04 +0000

I am incredibly tired after a very nice, relaxed wedding. my house is now full of drunks. except for me… earplugs to the rescue!

apparently the iTunes genius bar hung out with me in high school.

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 16:07:04 +0000

apparently the iTunes genius bar hung out with me in high school.

super flighty this morning...

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:02:54 +0000

super flighty this morning…

about to move a bunch of stuff in svn. fun fun fun!

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:47:26 +0000

about to move a bunch of stuff in svn. fun fun fun!

i love flan.

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:35:30 +0000

i love flan.

State of affairs.

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:00:00 -0500

I am amazed and saddened by the seemingly endless decline of all things around me.

Sometimes, it is a chore to drag myself out of bed in the morning. This discomfort has recently been accentuated by the radio tuned to NPR, serving as herald to the next big slide.

I am shocked that our society was willing to allow our foundation to rot so fundamentally.

I hope that there can be change in the way that we collectively live our lives, with a focus on rebuilding our collective foundation. I fear that we as a society are far beyond repair.

lack of coffee may lead to death.

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:12:53 +0000

lack of coffee may lead to death.

after a nice day of walking and talking with Sarah, it's time to get back to work.

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:41:02 +0000

after a nice day of walking and talking with Sarah, it’s time to get back to work.

note to self: listen to what J L-K says, he knows his shit. Opeth is fucking perfection on this rai...

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 14:52:09 +0000

note to self: listen to what J L-K says, he knows his shit. Opeth is fucking perfection on this rainy day.

it's a little on the wet side out there...

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 14:35:21 +0000

it’s a little on the wet side out there…

listening to ODB. getting shit done.

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:59:29 +0000

listening to ODB. getting shit done.

tank was very warranted today.

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:04:46 +0000

tank was very warranted today.

what a difference a light makes!

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:32:29 +0000

what a difference a light makes!

Atom and His Package rocks my socks.

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:46:24 +0000

Atom and His Package rocks my socks.

sitting in the dark coding: it's very nice when your head is killing you.

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:25:12 +0000

sitting in the dark coding: it’s very nice when your head is killing you.

getting back into it.

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:24:57 +0000

getting back into it.

fighting with svn. losing.

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:20:45 +0000

fighting with svn. losing.

Goodnight moon.

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:30:35 +0000

Goodnight moon.

hating my macbook... again.

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:26:03 +0000

hating my macbook… again.

Phil Ochs makes me simultaneously happy and sad.

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:50:28 +0000

Phil Ochs makes me simultaneously happy and sad.

now listening to Iron Maiden... I feel like I'm 12 again.

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:40:57 +0000

now listening to Iron Maiden… I feel like I’m 12 again.

listening to Minor Threat... I feel like I'm 16 again.

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:53:17 +0000

listening to Minor Threat… I feel like I’m 16 again.

i actually don't hate http://longballrally.com... my third year doing that site, first year I don't...

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:31:49 +0000

i actually don’t hate http://longballrally.com… my third year doing that site, first year I don’t hate it.

Had some drinks with some ill people. Good times.

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:16:08 +0000

Had some drinks with some ill people. Good times.

chrome is FAST http://flickr.com/photos/detour1999/sets/72157607079429647/

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:43:06 +0000

chrome is FAST http://flickr.com/photos/detour1999/sets/72157607079429647/

installing google chrome...

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:10:46 +0000

installing google chrome…

oh right... I love DEVO. forgot about that...

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:31:25 +0000

oh right… I love DEVO. forgot about that…

getting shit done at the garage.

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:53:05 +0000

getting shit done at the garage.

watching @festa9 and @ibips work on bikes.

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:21:20 +0000

watching @festa9 and @ibips work on bikes.

YAY!!! I accomplished something today!

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:28:05 +0000

YAY!!! I accomplished something today!

Crazytown. Population: me.

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:49:31 +0000

Crazytown. Population: me.

having one of those weeks...

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:24:10 +0000

having one of those weeks…

fuck yeah... getting rid of time wasting crap.

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:58:13 +0000

fuck yeah… getting rid of time wasting crap.

haha... sitting on a beanbad chair... I feel like a little kid.

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:21:19 +0000

haha… sitting on a beanbad chair… I feel like a little kid.

Don't get your moustache caught in your electric toothbrush. It hurts.

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:10:32 +0000

Don’t get your moustache caught in your electric toothbrush. It hurts.

going home to get some sleep... tomorrow's going to be crazy... I can feel it in my bones...

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:20:26 +0000

going home to get some sleep… tomorrow’s going to be crazy… I can feel it in my bones…

i wonder why ie6 is not yet dead...

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:22:35 +0000

i wonder why ie6 is not yet dead…

I am apparently delicious.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:34:47 +0000

I am apparently delicious.

Aren't weekends supposed to be restful?

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:04:05 +0000

Aren’t weekends supposed to be restful?

I am in love with excla.im right now.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:45:12 +0000

I am in love with excla.im right now.

I am so happy with @harper right now...

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:57:14 +0000

I am so happy with @harper right now…

shipping is a pain in the ass.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:27:40 +0000

shipping is a pain in the ass.

kind of excited about excla.im

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:52:40 +0000

kind of excited about excla.im

Heh. They just kicked someone off the train.

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:28:39 +0000

Heh. They just kicked someone off the train.

"flipping swtiches": cool for lowriders. Kinda lame for trains.

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:31:02 +0000

“flipping swtiches”: cool for lowriders. Kinda lame for trains.

trains are definitely the way to go.

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:28:10 +0000

trains are definitely the way to go.

my computer is a fucking dick today.

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:37:41 +0000

my computer is a fucking dick today.

wow... first time ff3 has crashed on me. I forgot what that was like...

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:43:41 +0000

wow… first time ff3 has crashed on me. I forgot what that was like…

oh twitter, I wish I had something nice to say to you...

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:33:37 +0000

oh twitter, I wish I had something nice to say to you…

OMFG... please make it stop.

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:36:44 +0000

OMFG… please make it stop.

today will be a good day. I don't care what actually happens, it will be good. <suspension type=...

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:23:15 +0000

today will be a good day. I don’t care what actually happens, it will be good. <suspension type=“disbelief”>

What an incredibly shitacular day.

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:52:58 +0000

What an incredibly shitacular day.

I am ready for a mind break.

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:08:47 +0000

I am ready for a mind break.

just got a sweet package from France. I need to get back there sometime soon.

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:09:16 +0000

just got a sweet package from France. I need to get back there sometime soon.

First time ctabustracker.com let me down.

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:18:11 +0000

First time ctabustracker.com let me down.

I didn't realize people still had cassette players... Its like going back in time.

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:39:20 +0000

I didn’t realize people still had cassette players… Its like going back in time.

at barcamp. Good stuff.

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:23:11 +0000

at barcamp. Good stuff.

shitty start to a shitty weekend. ugh. other people are the bane of my existence.

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:41:59 +0000

shitty start to a shitty weekend. ugh. other people are the bane of my existence.

some old dude I've never seen before in my life just walked past me and said, "Hey Dylan" ...freaky

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:39:38 +0000

some old dude I’ve never seen before in my life just walked past me and said, “Hey Dylan” …freaky

bored, but too tired to do anything cool...

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:33:53 +0000

bored, but too tired to do anything cool…

note to self... stop writing every little thing from scratch. Seriously, you've done logins before.....

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:07:48 +0000

note to self… stop writing every little thing from scratch. Seriously, you’ve done logins before…

haha, no gmail, no phone... how is twitter the one form of digital communication that is actually w...

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:36:09 +0000

haha, no gmail, no phone… how is twitter the one form of digital communication that is actually working for me today?

looking forward to dinner with Sarah. Mmmmmm.. veggie goodness!

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:23:40 +0000

looking forward to dinner with Sarah. Mmmmmm.. veggie goodness!

dear computer, stop being so slow. kthnx, -d.

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:25:26 +0000

dear computer, stop being so slow. kthnx, -d.

remembering why I don't care for frameworks... there's a reason I don't do asp.net anymore... why ...

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:07:26 +0000

remembering why I don’t care for frameworks… there’s a reason I don’t do asp.net anymore… why make something simple complicated?

playing with mysql.

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:33:19 +0000

playing with mysql.

hanging out in the garage... another full weekend of working coming up.

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:37:41 +0000

hanging out in the garage… another full weekend of working coming up.

the globe made me sleepy. damn you globe!

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:40:35 +0000

the globe made me sleepy. damn you globe!

the first Atom and His Package album is pure genius... GENIUS!

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:20:10 +0000

the first Atom and His Package album is pure genius… GENIUS!

OMG Earth Crisis! I forgot about you.

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:33:57 +0000

OMG Earth Crisis! I forgot about you.

sometimes I forget that twitter exists. Then I stay up way too late with a headache, and I remember...

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:38:52 +0000

sometimes I forget that twitter exists. Then I stay up way too late with a headache, and I remember…

walking home from a productive day at work.

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:43:12 +0000

walking home from a productive day at work.

Listening to snoop at the globe. AWESOME!

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:42:17 +0000

Listening to snoop at the globe. AWESOME!

The survey...

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:00:00 -0500

A List Apart’s yearly “survey for people who make websites” is up.

I took it. It took about 5 minutes to fill out.

I love data, so all of you should take it too.. (if you make websites)

werd up.

-d.

Stupid migraine... Why must you torment me tonight?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:16:51 +0000

Stupid migraine… Why must you torment me tonight?

...and now on my 4th mac of the day.

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:30:55 +0000

…and now on my 4th mac of the day.

on my fifth bus of the day...

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:05:34 +0000

on my fifth bus of the day…

thinking about buying another vw...

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:14:05 +0000

thinking about buying another vw…

magento is both dope and annoying... all at the same time!

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 18:02:45 +0000

magento is both dope and annoying… all at the same time!

working through the weekend...

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:46:02 +0000

working through the weekend…

About to get hoppin' john with @acidargyle and @lashout

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:34:46 +0000

About to get hoppin’ john with @acidargyle and @lashout

i am tired and my foot hurts. that is all. back to coding.

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:16:39 +0000

i am tired and my foot hurts. that is all. back to coding.

looking to buy some new shoes.

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:47:08 +0000

looking to buy some new shoes.

thank you notes apparently won't write themselves...

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:53:47 +0000

thank you notes apparently won’t write themselves…

beanbag chairs, macbook air, airstream, slim cessna's auto club. good times.

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:48:58 +0000

beanbag chairs, macbook air, airstream, slim cessna’s auto club. good times.

turns out the macbook air doesn't suck at all...

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:21:28 +0000

turns out the macbook air doesn’t suck at all…

Nothing quite like no power to start the week...

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:43:48 +0000

Nothing quite like no power to start the week…

oh, right... twitter. I forgot about you.

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:10:01 +0000

oh, right… twitter. I forgot about you.

ctabustracker.com saves the day!

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:29:15 +0000

ctabustracker.com saves the day!

waiting for the damen bus... Then dinner with Sarah

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:24:35 +0000

waiting for the damen bus… Then dinner with Sarah

hopefully going to get some lunch...

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:52:27 +0000

hopefully going to get some lunch…

choking on fumes.

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:21:40 +0000

choking on fumes.

just got an awesome package of ceramics in the mail! Day brightener!

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:35:56 +0000

just got an awesome package of ceramics in the mail! Day brightener!

sometimes I wish my head would just explode and get it over with.

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:52:09 +0000

sometimes I wish my head would just explode and get it over with.

having one of those days...

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:45:47 +0000

having one of those days…

aaaahhhhh back to coding.

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:07:01 +0000

aaaahhhhh back to coding.

just got really tired... must find a power-up...

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:23:56 +0000

just got really tired… must find a power-up…

retailpro is blowing my mind with its trip to the past...

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:00:01 +0000

retailpro is blowing my mind with its trip to the past…

I'm really tired. must find energy to get stuff done...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:14:36 +0000

I’m really tired. must find energy to get stuff done…

writing a professional reference for a buddy...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:19:22 +0000

writing a professional reference for a buddy…

meetings! oh, meetings!

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:55:57 +0000

meetings! oh, meetings!

Turns out the metra has its own brand of crazy people..

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:29:44 +0000

Turns out the metra has its own brand of crazy people..

trying to get back to normal... new family is weird...

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:16:03 +0000

trying to get back to normal… new family is weird…

I really hate parades...

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:36:29 +0000

I really hate parades…

coding coding coding....

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:36:33 +0000

coding coding coding….

it's crazy week... I'm working on a mac, and apparently have no bed anymore...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:36:11 +0000

it’s crazy week… I’m working on a mac, and apparently have no bed anymore…

jamming out to the Parasites... I miss Dan Cofer.

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:36:28 +0000

jamming out to the Parasites… I miss Dan Cofer.

on the damen bus... with surprise special guest!

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:58:25 +0000

on the damen bus… with surprise special guest!

Uno is a hell of a game....

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:23:06 +0000

Uno is a hell of a game….

nothing quite like a 4 mile walk in the heat to start the day...

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:02:52 +0000

nothing quite like a 4 mile walk in the heat to start the day…

turns out, it is rad.

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:40:38 +0000

turns out, it is rad.

trying harper's newest thing... it's probably rad.

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:40:00 +0000

trying harper’s newest thing… it’s probably rad.

thoroughly sated by cafe 28.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:06:18 +0000

thoroughly sated by cafe 28.

hungry to the point of cranky.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:49:45 +0000

hungry to the point of cranky.

the Piece of Mind album by Iron Maiden is currently rocking my world

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:21:33 +0000

the Piece of Mind album by Iron Maiden is currently rocking my world

hooray for Schaeffer!

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:45:23 +0000

hooray for Schaeffer!

People on the bus are young and drunk... I feel old... And annoyed.

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:09:43 +0000

People on the bus are young and drunk… I feel old… And annoyed.

nothing quite like a quiet office all to yourself. this should be a nice productive day.

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:14:05 +0000

nothing quite like a quiet office all to yourself. this should be a nice productive day.

my macbook's battery is crazy hot. My leg is burning.

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:13:31 +0000

my macbook’s battery is crazy hot. My leg is burning.

? and the Mysterians are rocking my afternoon.

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:33:01 +0000

? and the Mysterians are rocking my afternoon.

Welcome to 2007, Dylan…

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:00:00 -0500

So, I got off of my lazy ass and installed Windows Live Writer.

I’ve heard from so many people that I should try it out for blogging, but as I mentioned above… I’m really lazy.

First impression: it’s pretty nice, I guess.

Second impression: I essentially stopped using almost all software made by microsoft about a year ago, because I generally couldn’t afford it, and there were equivalent or better OSS or free alternatives. as it turns out, I think I prefer non-msft style. It just took me 10 minutes to figure out how to get to the edit source… The layout is just not conducive to how I work anymore. Weird. I was a msft-only guy for close to a decade… and I lost it all in less than a year.

Firefox 3: thoughts and impressions.

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:00:00 -0500

Well, I did my part.

I just installed the latest Firefox as part of download day.

My first thoughts (I haven’t looked at ff3 since and early beta…)

I miss my bookmarks that all got deleted (meh.)
I miss(ed) firebug. ( getfirebug.com v.1.1 v.1.2 works just fine)
I miss(ed) firecookie ( http://www.softwareishard.com/blog/firecookie/firecookie-05-beta/ v0.5 seems to work fine)
Firefox no longer crashes fatally every time I close it. (seriously, every single time I closed it)
Startup and shutdown are INCREDIBLY fast compared to ff2.
I miss my themes… and mozilla.org is a little swamped right now, so I can’t get a new one. However, the default theme is really not bad at all.. I just miss my old one.

We’ll see how well it deals with being left running… hopefully I’ll never see memory usage of 1,268,300k ever again.

off to the homestead for a nice quiet night...

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:18:24 +0000

off to the homestead for a nice quiet night…

dinner and a movie! treat!

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:20:46 +0000

dinner and a movie! treat!

getting back into the swing of things...

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:09:24 +0000

getting back into the swing of things…

i forgot

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:00:00 -0500

how fucking awesome Serge Gainsbourg is.

today I remembered.*

you should go listen to some Serge Gainsbourg.

that is all.

completely wiped out from days of driving... but super happy to be married!

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:34:03 +0000

completely wiped out from days of driving… but super happy to be married!

tired... so tired...

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:32:40 +0000

tired… so tired…

off to start the journey to get hitched... wish that didn't mean driving through thunderstorms all n...

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:44:41 +0000

off to start the journey to get hitched… wish that didn’t mean driving through thunderstorms all night long…

My sleep pattern is all messed up.

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:38:40 +0000

My sleep pattern is all messed up.

hey chicago weather, fuck you. I was fine without the cold and migraine, thanks....

Wed, 28 May 2008 21:55:13 +0000

hey chicago weather, fuck you. I was fine without the cold and migraine, thanks….

just got shit on by a bird. it's gonna be a great day.

Sat, 24 May 2008 16:19:46 +0000

just got shit on by a bird. it’s gonna be a great day.

Just ran into our old waitress from the globe... I'm remembered as veggie burger w/ a side of mayo. ...

Thu, 22 May 2008 02:35:23 +0000

Just ran into our old waitress from the globe… I’m remembered as veggie burger w/ a side of mayo. Amazing.

The globe is crazy busy... Off to the lincoln inn instead.

Wed, 21 May 2008 18:09:07 +0000

The globe is crazy busy… Off to the lincoln inn instead.

going to the globe...

Wed, 21 May 2008 17:53:10 +0000

going to the globe…

working late... listening to music turned up really loud. it's like I've gone back in time a decad...

Tue, 20 May 2008 23:35:58 +0000

working late… listening to music turned up really loud. it’s like I’ve gone back in time a decade.

talking @ibips into getting a motorcycle (w/ a sidecar for Moscow).

Tue, 20 May 2008 15:52:04 +0000

talking @ibips into getting a motorcycle (w/ a sidecar for Moscow).

Took the cat for her checkup, now off to work and the THREADLEMANSS!!!!!

Sat, 17 May 2008 15:27:50 +0000

Took the cat for her checkup, now off to work and the THREADLEMANSS!!!!!

On my way to work (late) and already ready for a nap...

Fri, 16 May 2008 15:04:35 +0000

On my way to work (late) and already ready for a nap…

adieu to ado…

Wed, 14 May 2008 12:00:00 -0500

ok people…

ADIEU is NOT the same as ADO.

If you say without further adieu, you sound like a fucking idiot… strike that, you sound like a PRETENTIOUS fucking idiot.

Please stop it.

Now, back to your regular scheduled feeds…

-d.

I will not be getting the 134 from Tank anymore.

Wed, 14 May 2008 04:33:18 +0000

I will not be getting the 134 from Tank anymore.

The damen bus and I are not friends today...

Wed, 14 May 2008 00:45:35 +0000

The damen bus and I are not friends today…

cafe28 is crazy busy today... Weird.

Sun, 11 May 2008 18:16:58 +0000

cafe28 is crazy busy today… Weird.

The bus driver just pulled over and left the bus... I'm alone on a running bus on the southside. WT...

Sun, 11 May 2008 00:54:51 +0000

The bus driver just pulled over and left the bus… I’m alone on a running bus on the southside. WTF?!

my brain is melting.

Sat, 10 May 2008 23:45:27 +0000

my brain is melting.

hanging out at work getting shit done... Iron Maiden turned up really loud is helping.

Sat, 10 May 2008 19:28:02 +0000

hanging out at work getting shit done… Iron Maiden turned up really loud is helping.

gChartPhp

Fri, 09 May 2008 12:00:00 -0500

yeah..

I haven’t touched gChart in months.

Realistically, I’m not going to… I’m just way to swamped at work.

If someone wants to take over, lmk. I’ll gladly add you to the project.

Otherwise… who knows.

-d.

my life as a sitcom.

Fri, 09 May 2008 12:00:00 -0500

So, I’m getting married… For some reason there are a bunch of people that share my and my fiancees names, so I was unable to get dylanandsarah.com or any variation on that… out of frustration, I found a URL that fit my mood.

myfuckingwedding.com

awesome.

in a fit of brilliance, my wife-to-be suggested dylanlovessarah.com. Acquired and set up. Rock.

in a fit of general stupidity, I had extra invitations printed (in comic-sans…) that told people to rsvp @ myfuckingwedding.com… to send to my friends who would undoubtedly find it as hilarious as I do.

Starting my day out with a crippling migraine ftl!

Thu, 08 May 2008 16:13:50 +0000

Starting my day out with a crippling migraine ftl!

About to listen to some jazz @ the hungry brain.

Mon, 05 May 2008 02:33:48 +0000

About to listen to some jazz @ the hungry brain.

work is non-stop hilarity... in a wonderful way.

Sun, 04 May 2008 22:58:13 +0000

work is non-stop hilarity… in a wonderful way.

Going to get some lunch w/ Sarah, then going to work for a while...

Sun, 04 May 2008 19:26:49 +0000

Going to get some lunch w/ Sarah, then going to work for a while…

The cta just stole $18 from me. What a bunch of shit.

Sat, 03 May 2008 21:35:07 +0000

The cta just stole $18 from me. What a bunch of shit.

Hanging at mobile 1... So nice to hang w/ Jay.

Sat, 03 May 2008 04:27:03 +0000

Hanging at mobile 1… So nice to hang w/ Jay.

new pointui is pretty damned nice.

Fri, 02 May 2008 22:27:54 +0000

new pointui is pretty damned nice.

I think i've written more code in the last week than the last 2 years...

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:58:28 +0000

I think i’ve written more code in the last week than the last 2 years…

So excited to go to sleep.

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:43:39 +0000

So excited to go to sleep.

Just went to a crazy play about uteruses. Now, dinner @ veggie bite.

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:43:33 +0000

Just went to a crazy play about uteruses. Now, dinner @ veggie bite.

Sometimes I forget how much I love the Dead Milkmen. Today I have been reminded.

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:04:00 +0000

Sometimes I forget how much I love the Dead Milkmen. Today I have been reminded.

Off to the garage to get some work done...

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 14:09:56 +0000

Off to the garage to get some work done…

looking forward to a productive and busy day...

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:25:47 +0000

looking forward to a productive and busy day…

If I have to make one more revision to an invitation insert... All I want to do is sleep.

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:13:03 +0000

If I have to make one more revision to an invitation insert… All I want to do is sleep.

so very tired.

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:04:28 +0000

so very tired.

it's funny to watch people try to rationalize things that are crap.

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:27:08 +0000

it’s funny to watch people try to rationalize things that are crap.

It's going to be a day... Ugh.

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:02:51 +0000

It’s going to be a day… Ugh.

Looking forward to sleeping like a log.

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:33:21 +0000

Looking forward to sleeping like a log.

Getting all kinds of kisses from moscow.

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:39:25 +0000

Getting all kinds of kisses from moscow.

the guy talking on his cell phone right next to me is really creeping me out.

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:02:06 +0000

the guy talking on his cell phone right next to me is really creeping me out.

I'm hoping the weirdness of the past couple days wears off soon.

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:09:07 +0000

I’m hoping the weirdness of the past couple days wears off soon.

At another rooftop bar on the other side of the country... Weird.

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:58:14 +0000

At another rooftop bar on the other side of the country… Weird.

Done with sessions... Excited about security and code reviews.

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:59:09 +0000

Done with sessions… Excited about security and code reviews.

This talk is killing me... Sometimes software lifecycle development stuff should just happen... inst...

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:26:11 +0000

This talk is killing me… Sometimes software lifecycle development stuff should just happen… instead of talking about it ad nauseum.

Just finished a nice meal @ employees only. Good food, great people.

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:01:30 +0000

Just finished a nice meal @ employees only. Good food, great people.

Just landed at laguardia. On the ricketiest plane ever.. Seriously, I think I was on this same plan...

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:28:13 +0000

Just landed at laguardia. On the ricketiest plane ever.. Seriously, I think I was on this same plane 18 years ago…

somehow i seem to get crappy seats on planes leaving chicago...

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:43:12 +0000

somehow i seem to get crappy seats on planes leaving chicago…

Bored bored bored... I need a new phone and a new computer.

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:38:04 +0000

Bored bored bored… I need a new phone and a new computer.

Waiting at the airport to go to NYC. Should be awesome.

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:22:48 +0000

Waiting at the airport to go to NYC. Should be awesome.

Had dinner with Sarah then drinks with the brothers Festa. Now, sleep.

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:49:06 +0000

Had dinner with Sarah then drinks with the brothers Festa. Now, sleep.

just got a beard trim and a haircut. lost about 15 lbs of hair. awesome.

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:24:10 +0000

just got a beard trim and a haircut. lost about 15 lbs of hair. awesome.

Back in chicago... So ready for a couple nights in my own bed.

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:06:23 +0000

Back in chicago… So ready for a couple nights in my own bed.

Oh right... That's why I moved to chicago..

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:48:53 +0000

Oh right… That’s why I moved to chicago..

I apparently suck as a tour guide... But I remember shit from a decade ago...

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:20:46 +0000

I apparently suck as a tour guide… But I remember shit from a decade ago…

'sweetums, you're the gayest not-gay dude I've ever met.'

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:01:16 +0000

‘sweetums, you’re the gayest not-gay dude I’ve ever met.’

Blown off by my mother for the second time in less than a week. Wtf.

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:51:36 +0000

Blown off by my mother for the second time in less than a week. Wtf.

Sales pitches should be for things that don'tt suck.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:52:31 +0000

Sales pitches should be for things that don’tt suck.

Wondering where @nata2 is...

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:16:53 +0000

Wondering where @nata2 is…

Tear it up.

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:55:10 +0000

Tear it up.

Weirdest waiter evar.

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:31:50 +0000

Weirdest waiter evar.

hanging out in the Hyatt lobby playing computers...

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:40:15 +0000

hanging out in the Hyatt lobby playing computers…

Getting ready to mySQL it up.

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:09:09 +0000

Getting ready to mySQL it up.

About to meet up with the family for some dinner. Yay!!!

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:54:49 +0000

About to meet up with the family for some dinner. Yay!!!

Ready for a week of sql, fun, friends and family... Woot.

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 13:39:46 +0000

Ready for a week of sql, fun, friends and family… Woot.

looking forward to an evening with little to do.

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:32:06 +0000

looking forward to an evening with little to do.

drinking Mt. Dew and eating Pop-Tarts. I feel like such a caricature of myself.

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:19:07 +0000

drinking Mt. Dew and eating Pop-Tarts. I feel like such a caricature of myself.

Would almost prefer to not get married rather than deal with another minute of wedding bullshit.

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:49:08 +0000

Would almost prefer to not get married rather than deal with another minute of wedding bullshit.

Thinking about doing cool things...

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:16:53 +0000

Thinking about doing cool things…

objectifying stuff left and right.

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:23:54 +0000

objectifying stuff left and right.

wow, it was really dusty under my bed. back to cleaning...

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:29:26 +0000

wow, it was really dusty under my bed. back to cleaning…

What a long day. For the record, I love well organized, properly refactored code.

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:57:54 +0000

What a long day. For the record, I love well organized, properly refactored code.

super bummed out right now.

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:08:10 +0000

super bummed out right now.

Cleaning the house and figuring out lunch...

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:09:38 +0000

Cleaning the house and figuring out lunch…

telling Vann about twitter... realizing I suck at explaining things.

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:59:02 +0000

telling Vann about twitter… realizing I suck at explaining things.

fought w/ digsby for about 1/2 hour to get it to upgrade... well worth the fight.

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:52:30 +0000

fought w/ digsby for about 1/2 hour to get it to upgrade… well worth the fight.

tired...

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:19:59 +0000

tired…

I was told that my beard was "epic" today. By someone who knows about these things. So flattered!

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:38:39 +0000

I was told that my beard was “epic” today. By someone who knows about these things. So flattered!

Oof. Long day.

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:18:40 +0000

Oof. Long day.

google side party was tons of fun. Always great to hang out with cool interesting people.

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:42:12 +0000

google side party was tons of fun. Always great to hang out with cool interesting people.

songbird rules hard. skyfire is awesome, and will be awesomer when I can free some memory on my cra...

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:40:49 +0000

songbird rules hard. skyfire is awesome, and will be awesomer when I can free some memory on my crappy mda.

playing with new (to me) apps I actually like.

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:40:24 +0000

playing with new (to me) apps I actually like.

Bus bunching is a huge pain in the ass.

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:28:43 +0000

Bus bunching is a huge pain in the ass.

Oh daylight savings time... Why must you steal my sleep?

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:03:49 +0000

Oh daylight savings time… Why must you steal my sleep?

Had a very pleasant dinner with Sarah and some friends.

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:57:20 +0000

Had a very pleasant dinner with Sarah and some friends.

Busses are running all fucked up this morning... Suck.

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:16:36 +0000

Busses are running all fucked up this morning… Suck.

plane tickets are expensive...

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:37:41 +0000

plane tickets are expensive…

Chicago weather is weird.

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:56:13 +0000

Chicago weather is weird.

Made it to SF safe and sound..

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:14:44 +0000

Made it to SF safe and sound..

Woot! On the plane...

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:10:52 +0000

Woot! On the plane…
I’m so excited for a good burrito.

my back is killing me. not looking forward to a plane ride...

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:26:33 +0000

my back is killing me. not looking forward to a plane ride…

Playing with the latest test release of pointui... It's nice.

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:58:53 +0000

Playing with the latest test release of pointui… It’s nice.

ivan has twitter?

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:36:06 +0000

ivan has twitter?

pho kinda killed me today...

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:33:03 +0000

pho kinda killed me today…

So fucking tired of snow...

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:33:49 +0000

So fucking tired of snow…

I lack coffee.

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:47:03 +0000

I lack coffee.

fucking crazy painful head today.

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:16:19 +0000

fucking crazy painful head today.

Playing 'where's Harper'... It's like where's waldo, only with harper in a sea of geeks.

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:01:49 +0000

Playing ‘where’s Harper’… It’s like where’s waldo, only with harper in a sea of geeks.

Sometimes technology is too much for me.

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:00:00 -0500

Like when I IM twitter in response to an SMS I just reveived from twitter.

To respond to the person sitting 8 feet away from me.

(and then blog about it.)

-d.

all of a sudden I'm crazy hungry.

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:26:11 +0000

all of a sudden I’m crazy hungry.

i sometimes forget how much Iron Maiden rules. Today is not one of those days. Rock.

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:16:37 +0000

i sometimes forget how much Iron Maiden rules. Today is not one of those days. Rock.

so far, worst winter ever. i've been sick too many times.

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:06:36 +0000

so far, worst winter ever. i’ve been sick too many times.

Feeling super sick. So tired of this weather...

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:29:10 +0000

Feeling super sick. So tired of this weather…

Off to lunch...

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:36:50 +0000

Off to lunch…

This guy on the daily show sounds like an idiot...

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:38:21 +0000

This guy on the daily show sounds like an idiot…

headache of epic proportions.

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:46:55 +0000

headache of epic proportions.

woot! back to work.

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:12:56 +0000

woot! back to work.

after a two week long battle, the flu has finally bested me. ugh. i'm going back to bed.

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:38:32 +0000

after a two week long battle, the flu has finally bested me. ugh. i’m going back to bed.

hooray for rides to work!!!

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:04:48 +0000

hooray for rides to work!!!

stupid head. (as in, my head, is stupid... because it hurts.)

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:47:29 +0000

stupid head. (as in, my head, is stupid… because it hurts.)

i currently hate the damen bus.

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:54:04 +0000

i currently hate the damen bus.

symphony = awesome. the gage = pretty good. me = exhausted.

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:01:51 +0000

symphony = awesome. the gage = pretty good. me = exhausted.

back from lunch w/ team & Dom. Delicious.

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:28:34 +0000

back from lunch w/ team & Dom. Delicious.

$myHead->setState(exploding);

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:51:39 +0000

$myHead->setState(exploding);
return;

happy to be home... driving was interesting and fun. Crazy wind, ice, random snowbanks... in hind...

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:14:17 +0000

happy to be home… driving was interesting and fun. Crazy wind, ice, random snowbanks… in hindsight, super fun. At the time… scary.

playing with phone stuff...

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:39:52 +0000

playing with phone stuff…

All head hurty... About to drive to work.

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:47:37 +0000

All head hurty… About to drive to work.

drove my car for the first time in weeks. I forgot how much I like that car...

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:26:17 +0000

drove my car for the first time in weeks. I forgot how much I like that car…

coding like a feind...

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:58:54 +0000

coding like a feind…

do fries come with that shake?

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:54:30 +0000

do fries come with that shake?

I'm tired and cold. But my pipes are no longer frozen... So that's cool.

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:40:31 +0000

I’m tired and cold. But my pipes are no longer frozen… So that’s cool.

stupid snow. I'm tired and headachey... and cold and wet.

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:40:45 +0000

stupid snow. I’m tired and headachey… and cold and wet.

my eyes hurt from staring at computers...

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:48:07 +0000

my eyes hurt from staring at computers…

forgot my phone at work... bry, check your email.

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:23:56 +0000

forgot my phone at work… bry, check your email.

wow. php can join faster than sql (sometimes).

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:32:13 +0000

wow. php can join faster than sql (sometimes).

playing with tdd in php. fun fun fun.

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:09:05 +0000

playing with tdd in php. fun fun fun.

happy to be back at work.

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:48:00 +0000

happy to be back at work.

don't like bars... but enjoyed seeing Steve.

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:34:28 +0000

don’t like bars… but enjoyed seeing Steve.

Going to the Black Beetle to celebrate Steve's birthday.

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:51:49 +0000

Going to the Black Beetle to celebrate Steve’s birthday.

tired

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:28:38 +0000

tired

HOLY basics of SQL, Batman!

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:25:45 +0000

HOLY basics of SQL, Batman!

failing pretty hard at not smoking this week.

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:39:45 +0000

failing pretty hard at not smoking this week.

wanting about 2 weeks solid to code some other projects.

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:36:48 +0000

wanting about 2 weeks solid to code some other projects.

so tired... Going to partake of a guilty pleasure tonight.

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:42:36 +0000

so tired… Going to partake of a guilty pleasure tonight.

selecting all kinds of information... ugh.

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:33:18 +0000

selecting all kinds of information… ugh.

thinking about web.py and MySQL... not necessarily together.

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:09:39 +0000

thinking about web.py and MySQL… not necessarily together.

mySQL training. fun fun fun...

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:23:31 +0000

mySQL training. fun fun fun…

heading to victory's banner for some brunch.

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 19:07:51 +0000

heading to victory’s banner for some brunch.

explaining twitter to Rah.

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 05:48:14 +0000

explaining twitter to Rah.

going to go play at the garage soon.

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:18:18 +0000

going to go play at the garage soon.

Oh damen bus... Where the fuck are you?

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:59:46 +0000

Oh damen bus… Where the fuck are you?

fun with forecasting...

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:46:02 +0000

fun with forecasting…

planning a trip.

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:10:28 +0000

planning a trip.

playing computer for a change...

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:06:56 +0000

playing computer for a change…

loving the coffee from mojo's.

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:39:36 +0000

loving the coffee from mojo’s.

Never going on a road trip again...

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:33:41 +0000

Never going on a road trip again…

About to go on a road trip...

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 16:03:43 +0000

About to go on a road trip…

kinda tired... kinda bored.

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 04:31:56 +0000

kinda tired… kinda bored.

happy that Sarah's back in town.

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:49:41 +0000

happy that Sarah’s back in town.

starting to get bored... ready for computer fun.

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:14:22 +0000

starting to get bored… ready for computer fun.

ready for a good 5 days of computer. After lunch that is...

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:42:02 +0000

ready for a good 5 days of computer. After lunch that is…

I need something to update my google chat "active" status w/ my twitter status...

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:27:42 +0000

I need something to update my google chat “active” status w/ my twitter status…

not in it to win it today...

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:05:34 +0000

not in it to win it today…

thinking about drawing...

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:16:34 +0000

thinking about drawing…

loving my new boots.

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:58:47 +0000

loving my new boots.

cold.... but so very happy.

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:42:32 +0000

cold…. but so very happy.

Tired of shopping

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 23:11:43 +0000

Tired of shopping

tired and feeling sick. boo.

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:01:42 +0000

tired and feeling sick. boo.

catching up... then getting down to work.

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:43:55 +0000

catching up… then getting down to work.

stoked about php.

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:34:12 +0000

stoked about php.

late to work. My head is broken into a million little pieces. Suck-tacular.

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:04:22 +0000

late to work. My head is broken into a million little pieces. Suck-tacular.

off to lunch

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:51:01 +0000

off to lunch

wishing I could fall asleep...

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:34:38 +0000

wishing I could fall asleep…

scaring Sarah with the threat of robots.

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:57:10 +0000

scaring Sarah with the threat of robots.

playing with charts. remarkably fun...

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 17:02:57 +0000

playing with charts. remarkably fun…

blog then bed.

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:51:17 +0000

blog then bed.

playing with the google chart api. fun stuff.

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:42:19 +0000

playing with the google chart api. fun stuff.

playing with math.

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:03:37 +0000

playing with math.

so much more knowledgeable about giraffes as an alternative source of energy.

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:41:06 +0000

so much more knowledgeable about giraffes as an alternative source of energy.

going to brave the cold and head out to Ignite.

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:19:23 +0000

going to brave the cold and head out to Ignite.

Help! I'm getting the hard sell. And I don't want to buy!!!!!!

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:49:27 +0000

Help! I’m getting the hard sell. And I don’t want to buy!!!!!!

happy that Scott has the magic touch for getting wifi to work on the mda.

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:59:37 +0000

happy that Scott has the magic touch for getting wifi to work on the mda.

kinda bored. At the garage, trying to get wifi to work on my phone...

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 00:40:24 +0000

kinda bored. At the garage, trying to get wifi to work on my phone…

sated with chilaquiles.

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:42:03 +0000

sated with chilaquiles.

off to lunch

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:01:12 +0000

off to lunch

tired of construction...

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:41:35 +0000

tired of construction…

Done shoveling snow... For at least an hour.

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:03:36 +0000

Done shoveling snow… For at least an hour.

going to lunch

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:48:06 +0000

going to lunch

feeling forgetful again... left phone at home... again.

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:02:52 +0000

feeling forgetful again… left phone at home… again.

freezing. Thankful that I ran into Lash on the way to work.

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:42:33 +0000

freezing. Thankful that I ran into Lash on the way to work.

Going to get brunch w/ bryan and rebecca.

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 17:16:43 +0000

Going to get brunch w/ bryan and rebecca.

Going to work in the garage.

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:05:25 +0000

Going to work in the garage.

moving desks...

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:31:50 +0000

moving desks…

thinking about how data is kinda rad-tastic.

Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:11:21 +0000

thinking about how data is kinda rad-tastic.

playing with smarty... cool.

Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:32:50 +0000

playing with smarty… cool.

having fun with data

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:14:31 +0000

having fun with data

getting pissed at firefox... seriously, how much memory do you need?

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:32:22 +0000

getting pissed at firefox… seriously, how much memory do you need?

playing with sql... (the not dickish way of saying 'data mining')

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:24:11 +0000

playing with sql… (the not dickish way of saying ‘data mining’)

Back to civilization...

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:19:12 +0000

Back to civilization…

getting ready for a day of travel...

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:42:45 +0000

getting ready for a day of travel…

hanging with my sister... about to drive back to my parents house.

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:54:57 +0000

hanging with my sister… about to drive back to my parents house.

Back in cali.

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:15:12 +0000

Back in cali.

About to board my flight. Next stop, San Francisco...

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 13:01:40 +0000

About to board my flight. Next stop, San Francisco…

late to work but still early. Awesome.

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:15:03 +0000

late to work but still early. Awesome.

Full of salsa.

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:14:28 +0000

Full of salsa.

going just a little bit crazy.

Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:59:38 +0000

going just a little bit crazy.

trying to save some trees and some time...

Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:42:01 +0000

trying to save some trees and some time…

killing trees.

Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:14:49 +0000

killing trees.

Looking into getting a new injection pump...

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:27:43 +0000

Looking into getting a new injection pump…

sitting around with 'Rah... starting to worry about how badly my neck hurts.

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:15:52 +0000

sitting around with ‘Rah… starting to worry about how badly my neck hurts.

finding books on *nix and objective-c..

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:18:22 +0000

finding books on *nix and objective-c..

looking at cocoa... not the chocolate type.

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:15:18 +0000

looking at cocoa… not the chocolate type.

sitting on a newly cleaned couch. Hooray!

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:08:36 +0000

sitting on a newly cleaned couch. Hooray!

trying to find better printer solutions.

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:04:52 +0000

trying to find better printer solutions.

cleaning up cat pee. ugh. so much for 'fun work'

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:37:36 +0000

cleaning up cat pee. ugh. so much for ‘fun work’

going to bed... fun work tomorrow.

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:15:09 +0000

going to bed… fun work tomorrow.

content with printers for the time being... for now...

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:48:59 +0000

content with printers for the time being… for now…

Full of pho

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:47:45 +0000

Full of pho

playing with printers and getting things done.

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:48:22 +0000

playing with printers and getting things done.

thinking about things in a different way.

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 14:36:03 +0000

thinking about things in a different way.

printing printing printing.

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:39:09 +0000

printing printing printing.

talking about work. Loving my new job.

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:29:11 +0000

talking about work. Loving my new job.

off to dinner.

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:23:24 +0000

off to dinner.

settling in to my new job... and loving it.

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:13:39 +0000

settling in to my new job… and loving it.

watching a danish movie... danish is funny.

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:08:55 +0000

watching a danish movie… danish is funny.

reading up on design patterns in php.

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 19:13:26 +0000

reading up on design patterns in php.

getting ready to start a new job...

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:37:13 +0000

getting ready to start a new job…

finding new things on the internet... then going to bed.

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:27:28 +0000

finding new things on the internet… then going to bed.

tired and busy, but kinda happy about it

Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:11:40 +0000

tired and busy, but kinda happy about it

Explore

Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000