Notes

. @milorichard “it’s basically” @felixerrichard “a battle!” M: “no, a short version of” F: “Mary …

“Go go gadget: be sad!” - @felixerrichard #dontcryemokid

“392 horse pounds” - @CLINT

I haven’t gone a full week in the past 15 years without listening to @atomgoren noisey.vice.com via @NOISEYMUSIC

ok, seriously, @wawa . What can I do to get a wawa in Chicago?

Me: “Good night!” @felixerrichard : “We’ll see about that!”

It’s not every day that I see someone with a beard that puts mine to shame. Kudos to you, random bearded dude.

Imagine if four year olds made sense.

this is awesome. twitter.com

“We’d like to introduce you to Thington!” by @tomcoates medium.com So excited for this.

“Our navigation database is corrupted.” Filed under: the future is amazing.

the saddest burrito.

is this the box where I tell everyone I want a tesla 3?

I was dead set on being in a shitty mood today, but I accidentally listed to Serge Gainsbourg and now my head is full of fun.

Kid walking through the airport pointing at me and yelling “DEVIL!!!!”. or, as I call it, Friday.

Kinda loving hearing Tribe at all these random places. Super bummed about why I’m hearing Tribe at all these random places.

listening to king missile. you know, because I’m still 16 and artsy in my head.

Just saw a dude in a Benz with the license plate “EX POOR”…

The rest of this train is missing out on the fun dance party I’m having in my head.

kinda done with politics, tbh. /me finds pics of cute kittens instead.

Chicago shuts down Trump, RT for mykindatown, fav for liberalfascists

creating email filters: subject:webinar -> skip the inbox

Listening to @TheeRealFDHC with the family because @felixerrichard wanted to listen to a rockstar named felix.

Life goals: set aside half an hour a day to walk around and listen to @deadmilkmen . Happier and healthier.

one of the best things we did @modest . made so many facets of work better. medium.com Well said, @victoriap8er

Perfect summation of the pain, joy, love, sadness, and suspension of disbelief that is to live in Chicago right now. medium.com

Welp, i can cross having raw eggs thrown at me off my bucket list.

oh my inbox!

Me: how are you going to go to sleep tonight? @felixerrichard : better than a dog falling into a monster’s mouth. so, i guess good?

exciting to start to share what we’ve been working on since @modest joined @braintree @PayPal paypal.com congrats team!

the internet is like that closet where i shoved all that stuff I thought would be nice to see later.

I have a deep bench of frustrations.

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So windy that I almost accidentally donated my hat to the Chicago river.

this coffee I bought this morning sure is tasty cold…

Added to to-do list: “get shit in order.” That should cover it.

“Computers are easy, you just ‘beep bop boop’. How is that a whole career?” - @sarah_slocum taking a stand on my work life.

phrases I use to refer to higher fidelity communication: “face words talk” and “using mouth words”. I excel at communication.

or better yet, just take a week off and declare inbox bankruptcy across the board.

I’m going to take a week off just to deal with my various inboxes.

(•_•) <) )╯Flannel / \ (•_•) ( (> Lined / \ (•_•) <) )> Jeans / \

there is a chance that @harper and I may be a alternate universe Bill and Ted.

What series of life choices leaves you wearing a beret to the moma?

Hard questions from @felixerrichard , dinner edition: “Why am I not God?”

hey @SlackHQ . thanks for /remind it’s awesome.

welp. @milorichard wrote a story today about how to cook a tofurkey.

RT @jessevondoom : @harper Real talk: @dylanr is my be-chill idol.

Me: that’s crazy talk. @milorichard : no, that’s real talk.

It has been more than 2 weeks since I’ve been to @handlebarchi . This must be remedied asap.

tfw you quickly check up on world news and everything is terrible and humanity is doomed.