September 8, 2017Having kids has apparently changed my taste for coffee where I now prefer it pretty much lukewarm.
September 5, 2017Me: look at how pretty the lake is! @felixerrichard : I like to look at the graves instead. Imagine there are zombies coming for our brains!
July 31, 2017. @felixerrichard : who would you rather die, me or @milorichard ? Me: neither FR: you should probably take taekwondo lessons then #goodadvice
July 29, 2017“look Papa, that car has the black panther symbol on it!” @felixerrichard pointing to a Penn State nittany lion sticker …
July 16, 2017. @felixerrichard : “It’s one of my mind games..” Me: “Mind games?” @felixerrichard : “Yeah, I’ve got a …
July 13, 2017RT @REALpunknews : Crass Release Box Set Directly Into Dumpster in Effort to Reach Core Fans thehardtimes.net
July 10, 2017I need a service to remind me that it’s a bad idea whenever I book the red-eye with the whole family.
July 8, 2017Us: “let’s think of things that rhyme with ‘sun’!” @felixerrichard : “FUN! GUN! … MUFFIN!” …
June 26, 2017RT @jewelia : A Sunday management lesson I’ve learned the hard way many times: It’s not what you say, it’s what the other person …
June 24, 2017RT @6Gems : Listen. Everybody pattern matches. The sooner we all embrace this as fact the closer will be to adjusting our biases accordingly…
June 18, 2017. @felixerrichard , looking at a Where’s Waldo book, loudly, in public: “Papa, I found Jesus!”
June 14, 2017Kids read a book of their choice for a few mins before bed. Tonight, @milorichard chose the US Constitution. #nottotallyfuckingupparenting
May 15, 2017in weeks my @googlenexus 5x went from the best phone ever to unusable. freezes and restarts randomly and often. frustrating.
April 19, 2017I have lovely laser cut wood stuff from @dansinker . It is awesome. It smells like campfire which makes me happy. Now I want marshmallows.
April 8, 2017One of the most frustrating things about having a big beard is trying to use a water fountain.
April 6, 2017Tonight @milorichard told me about what he collects… Pokemon cards (ok), cool leafs (aww), teeth (wait, what?), bear claws (how in the..)
March 25, 2017. @felixerrichard was bummed to find out that the ‘DINO-mite’ class he’s gonna take is about dinosaurs and not explosives.
March 7, 2017Me: Felix, sit down at the dinner table. @felixerrichard : But Papa, I just want to dance! I am the tiny town in footloose.
January 23, 2017Just checked with @clint on whether something was appropriate or not. So that, apparently, is my yardstick.
December 31, 2016At a VW dealership for first time in a while where none of my friends work there. Is this everyone else’s experience? It’s terrible.
December 31, 2016. @felixerrichard : would you rather have a comfy chair or help the cat not die? Me: help the cat F: yeah, that’s how I’d vote, too
December 26, 2016. @felixerrichard wrote a song. A snippet: “This is my body, this is my head. I am a seahorse who loves the dead.” Um… Merry …
December 21, 2016. @milorichard on being asked to wear snow pants to go to recess and refusing: “My body, my choice!”
December 21, 2016My children and how they demonstrate what their parents have taught them. A study in two tweets..
December 21, 2016RT @dansinker : Been thinking: What I want is power taken away from the white establishment and a profound change in the way America is run.
