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Short-form thoughts, observations, and status updates.

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These fancy new green line trains are fancy. #cta
It’s beard freezin’ cold.
happy that it seems I may have secured health insurance for my family.
Why does one purchase a Ferrari in beige?
Ice storm complete with thunder and lightening? Pretty awesome. Also slippery.
Always nice to start your day being declined healthcare coverage.
. @littlelazer it could be targeted for conversion - I’ve never been closer to paying to make them stop.
disney ad in the middle of a misfits playlist? that may have been my most jarring @spotify ad yet.
May not have to spend the night in LGA after all… #longday
If I had known that I had hours to kill in NYC, I would have told people I was here…
Typing in French on the phone with English autocorrect is really hard.
Pencil and paper. Refreshing.
Oh sweet! The TSA broke my sunglasses. /me grumbles
Sad. In awe of how much good one can fit in such a short life.
man… quoting selected text in gmail replies is currently driving me crazy.
there is a lot of wub wub happening around me.
Portable electronics may be the death of my productivity.
Is silk nog and vodka a thing? If not, can I make it one?
i was thinking, you know what I want to do? didn’t realize that “change the serp belt on an acura” was actually top of my list.
Bout to do dinner right…
. @harper ’s off of the internet for about a week. This is a unique opportunity for an epic prank.
not sure what this says about me: current focus! music is Killers and Iron Maiden on shuffle.
I need to get to @EatFatRice because the cauliflower claypot sounds fucking spectacular.
listening to fugazi for the rest of the day. #13songs
New life goal: have epic enough facial hair where shaving it is national news. /cc @davidaxelrod
“there will be a technology component.” I am hilarious.
That single dead pixel on my galaxy nexus drives me a little crazy.
Well… That was a clusterfuck of a flight. #2kidsnosleep
Hey California friends! I’m in town for the next couple days. Let’s hang out!
I’m about a week of beard regrowth away from feeling comfortable addressing @trammell .
things @milorichard wants to know at bedtime: “who is god?” “what is the internet?” and “who’s on the cover of …
“This train is experiencing an equipment malfunction. The operator is off the train for a few minutes…” oh good.
Can’t wait to start being a papa again.Huge thanks to my amazing and supportive wife @sarah_slocum for making the last 18 months possible.
I can’t express just how amazing a team I work with. The best there is.
thank you family and friends in PA.
Waiting to vote? Stay in line! As long as you’re in line before the polls close, you can still vote.
you guys! oatmeal is delicious!
oh hai friends, I changed my name on the twitters. I’m @dylanr now.
Demonstrating my incredible ability to listen to a single song on repeat for hours/days/weeks.